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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{tt|*BLOCKS IT*|Popular screencap from a case where a Holmes player blocks a dumbbell thrown at his bench.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{tt|*BLOCKS IT*|Popular screencap from a case where a Holmes player blocks a dumbbell thrown at his bench.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CB |name={{tt|OPEN and SHUT|Line said often mockingly by the prosecution to indicate how airtight their case is, sometimes before the trial has even begun}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos= |name={{tt|TIMELINES|Need a contradiction but can't find one? Just grill the witness over minute time-based details until they eventually trip up!}}}} | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|TIMELINES|Need a contradiction but can't find one? Just grill the witness over minute time-based details until they eventually trip up!}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos= |name={{tt|32 Non-Lethal Stab Wounds|<nowiki>"I would think even a retard would realize they were being stabbed 32 times in the foot"</nowiki>}}}} | {{sq start player |no=88 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Do you think im imcompetent?|<nowiki>"Justice i ahve one question. Do you think im imcompetent?" "Yes."</nowiki>}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=32 |pos=LB |name={{tt|32 Non-Lethal Stab Wounds|<nowiki>"I would think even a retard would realize they were being stabbed 32 times in the foot"</nowiki>}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|IT'S ME, AUSTIN|There are some things you just don't do as a witness. One of those things is immediately say that you killed the guy right on the stand for your first testimony.}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=18 |pos= | {{sq start player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|I have a theory|When these words are spoken, you know the defense attorney speaking them is going to bring you on a wild ride}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player|no=13 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|THAT CARD|A rare trading card that has become meme evidence, causing pause, then shock in all who hear of it}}}} | |||
{{sq silver player|no=13 |pos= |name={{tt|THAT CARD|A rare trading card that has become meme evidence, causing pause, then shock in all who hear of it}}}} | {{sq gold player|no=5 |pos=RWF |name={{tt|{{Greentext|Greg}}|The man, the myth, the meme. Legendary character known to inflict the curse of massive stupidity as well as a desire to ask bizarre questions and create even more bizarre theories on all who play as him.}} {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player|no=5 |pos= | {{sq gold player|no=39 |pos=LWF |name={{tt|Asspulls|As most cases are improv in nature, asspulls are the lifeblood of /aog/, being the thing separating the good cases from the great (as well as the god awful if handled wrong)}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player|no=39 |pos= |name={{tt|Asspulls|As most cases are improv in nature, asspulls are the lifeblood of /aog/, being the thing separating the good cases from the great (as well as the god awful if handled wrong)}}}} | {{sq silver player|no=26 |pos=CF |name={{tt|WE ARE LAWYER|Screencap from THE Turnabout, in which a <nowiki>"normal"</nowiki> case about Larry Butz trying to prank Satan turns into a Dante's Inferno-esque journey through Hell, Heaven, and Puragatory}}}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=29 |pos=GK |name={{tt|THE WALL|When you're 12 contradictions in and the witness still isn't breaking down, you know you've encountered THE WALL}}}} | {{sq player |no=29 |pos=GK |name={{tt|THE WALL|When you're 12 contradictions in and the witness still isn't breaking down, you know you've encountered THE WALL}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Gloves|A bench's retort to an opposition's cry of fingerprints. Sometimes fingerless, sometimes edible, but always stored in someone's ass ready to be pulled.}}}} | {{sq player |no=99 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Gloves|A bench's retort to an opposition's cry of fingerprints. Sometimes fingerless, sometimes edible, but always stored in someone's ass ready to be pulled.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Ear Elephant|Also known as ''irrelevant'', it's the constant cry of a shitty prosecutor trying to impede the defense's progress}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=6 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Verdict pls|Usually said by prosecutors hungry for their guilty verdict after the first witness, but also occasionally said by Defense Attorneys after they find a contradiction.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos= |name={{tt|{{Greentext|Sequel Cases}}|Sometimes people try to recapture the magic of a noteworthy case by doing a canonical sequel to it. This almost never works out.}}}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name={{tt|{{Greentext|Sequel Cases}}|Sometimes people try to recapture the magic of a noteworthy case by doing a canonical sequel to it. This almost never works out.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos= |name={{tt|Circlecliquejerk Conspiracy|The resident boogeyman of /aog/. Sure there's almost no evidence supporting it, BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK, MAN | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Circlecliquejerk Conspiracy|The resident boogeyman of /aog/. Sure there's almost no evidence supporting it, BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK, MAN.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Bantz|Insults and witty jokes said by the benches to spice up a case. Support role on either side is usually relegated to this.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Blue Ruby|Meme evidence that, in its original case, was given the picture of a blue gem. The detective insisted it was a ruby of blue hue when questioned about it.}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=4 |pos= |name={{tt|Bantz|Insults and witty jokes said by the benches to spice up a case. Support role on either side is usually relegated to this.}}}} | {{sq player |no=2 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Great job, Payne|Great job, Payne}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos= |name={{tt|Blue Ruby|Meme evidence that, in its original case, was given the picture of a blue gem. The detective insisted it was a ruby of blue hue when questioned about it.}}}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|BURGER GREASE|Prosecution of a case once argued that there were no prints left behind due to burger grease covering the surface.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos= |name={{tt|BURGER GREASE|Prosecution of a case once argued that there were no prints left behind due to burger grease covering the surface.}}}} | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|WE GIVE UP|Screencap of an Athena player valiantly and dramatically....surrendering immediately.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos= |name={{tt|WE GIVE UP|Screencap of an Athena player valiantly and dramatically....surrendering immediately.}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|JUST A PRANK, BRO|When all else fails, you can always declare that it was merely a jest, brother}}}} | ||
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A new general and team born from the Attorney Online Vidya threads in /v/, /aog/ is based around the multiplayer game of Attorney Online deriving from the Ace Attorney franchise. In it, they hosted a server to create and play cases using improv to pretend to be virtual lawyers, judges, and witnesses; where you can play as Phoenix Wright to Miles Edgeworth to the Judge to Layton.
With Gregory Edgeworth being the pinnacle of incompetence and THEORIES, the Gregs are here in the /vg/ league to asspull the goals for the verdict and the truth.
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- [Presents Roster Page of /aog/]
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