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|manager= Kovarex | |manager= Kovarex | ||
|owner= Wube Software Ltd. | |owner= Wube Software Ltd. | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous|PossumT|!! | |irl= {{Anonymous|PossumT|!!PEi0xNGJbQl}} | ||
|color1= c11200 | |color1= c11200 | ||
|color2= 414141 | |color2= 414141 | ||
|bgcolor= 414141 | |bgcolor= 414141 | ||
|txtcolor= c11200 | |txtcolor= c11200 | ||
|ranking= | |ranking= 18 <small>({{increase|16}})</small> | ||
|high_ranking= 10th | |high_ranking= 10th | ||
|high_date= June 13th, 2021 | |high_date= June 13th, 2021 | ||
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|low_date= December 18th, 2022 | |low_date= December 18th, 2022 | ||
|scorer= CLANG | |scorer= CLANG | ||
|goals= | |goals= 43 | ||
|assister= CLANG | |assister= CLANG | ||
|assists= | |assists= 23 | ||
|captain= Eggman | |captain= Eggman | ||
|w= | |w= 20 | ||
|d= | |d= 8 | ||
|l= | |l= 21 | ||
|gf= | |gf= 100 | ||
|ga= | |ga= 104 | ||
|win_home= egg | |win_home= egg | ||
|win_away= gbfg | |win_away= gbfg | ||
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|first_score_away= 1 | |first_score_away= 1 | ||
|first_date= June 2nd, 2017 | |first_date= June 2nd, 2017 | ||
|vgl_appearances= | |vgl_appearances= 13 | ||
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]] | |first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]] | ||
|best_vgl_result= 7th | |best_vgl_result= 7th | ||
|best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 12]] | |best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 12]], [[/vg/ League 14]] | ||
|hex= C11200 | |hex= C11200 | ||
|color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God! | |color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God! | ||
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5bc_Peb6s0 | ||
|a_title= Hymn to Breaking Strain | |a_title= Hymn to Breaking Strain | ||
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w | |altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w | ||
|altanthem1_title= E.G.G.M.A.N. | |altanthem1_title= E.G.G.M.A.N. | ||
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem | |altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem | ||
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|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4 | |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4 | ||
|gh_title= Dinosauroid | |gh_title= Dinosauroid | ||
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CRISIS OVER (...hopefully), but I'll keep these links to apocalypse bunkers up for a short while in case anyone's looking: | |||
<br>>[https://discord.gg/29YbtszQKH Here] for the VGL serb<br>>[https://discord.gg/URDUvfUZ Here] for the long-term /egg/ bunker (it <span style="text-decoration: line-through">has been there since a previous shutdown scare</span> doesn't exist)<br>>The place beginning with '8' and ending with '.moe/v/'</span></strong></div><br> | |||
If a link expires, poke [[User:PossumT|Possum]].<br> | |||
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br> | We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br> | ||
Then arguing | Then arguing over what the hell 'engineering' means in this context. | ||
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?<br> | Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?<br> | ||
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==History== | ==History== | ||
====In The Beginning...==== | ====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:250px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">In The Beginning...</span></div>==== | ||
When first formed in <strong>VGL 8</strong>, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other models and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.<br><br> | |||
When first formed in <strong>VGL 8</strong>, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other | |||
====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:325px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 12 to 15 - The Curse</span></div>==== | |||
<br> | The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in <strong>VGL 12</strong> with the power of broken physics.<br>What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in <strong>VGL 13</strong> after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with <strong>[[/domg/]]</strong> for <strong>VGL 14</strong>, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in <strong>VGL 15</strong>. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...<br><br> | ||
====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:410px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers</span></div>==== | |||
<strong>VGL 16's [[/akg/]]</strong> match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. <strong>VGL 17</strong> continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against <strong>[[/drg/]]</strong>. <strong>VGL 18</strong> finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.<br><br> | |||
====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:435px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 to 22 - The Possum Heresy</span></div>==== | |||
<strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br> | |||
In the <strong>VGL X-2 Qualifiers</strong>, the managing began. Poorly. The game against <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> failed miserably, then got even worse against <strong>[[/uma/]]</strong>. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.<br>Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.<br><br> | |||
<strong>VGL 21</strong> started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against <strong>[[/vgt/]]</strong>, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.<br><br> | |||
<strong>VGL 22</strong> was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against <strong>[[/gbpen/]]</strong> meant that our <strong>[[/psg/]]</strong> victory and valiant effort against <strong>[[/lcg/]]</strong> still lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.<br><br> | |||
<strong>VGL | |||
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==== | ====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:420px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 23 onwards - Return to Form</span></div>==== | ||
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Blasting our way into <strong>VGL 23</strong> with an early contender for best match of the tournament, <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> fell after an insane exchange of goals left us winning 5-4. Reverting to old models for PES 17 due to <span style="text-decoration: line-through">the manager procrastinating again</span> a problem with the cloning process didn't seem to hold the boys back in the slightest. The <strong>Clash of the Eggs</strong> against <strong>[[/sthg/]]</strong> ended in victory... locking group K in for us and <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> (whom we promptly lost to).<br>Finally, /egg/ left groups, after 5 leagues of waiting.<br><br>Then we lost to <strong>[[/hanny/]]</strong>. Admittedly it was a tense match, with the highly intriguing tactic of "Go +2 and stay +2" almost working.<br><br> | |||
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==Info== | ==Info== | ||
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REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell. | REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell. | ||
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We management now. | |||
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<strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong> | <strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong> | ||
<br><br> | <br><br> | ||
<strong> | <strong>POI as of VGL 24 [https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/521679242#p521681305 here] | ||
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Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong> | Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong> | ||
==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
<small>Actual positions subject to the whim of whatever tactics we're using at any given time</small> | |||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}} | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Boiling Water}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}} | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}} | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}} | {{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}} | ||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}} | {{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Icarus}} | ||
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}} | {{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}} | ||
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}} | {{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}} | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name= | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Amazon Warehouse Wagie}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}} | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}} | ||
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The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.<br> | The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.<br> | ||
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<strong>Eggman</strong><br><i>Sonic The Hedgehog franchise | |||
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<strong>Mechanically Engineered Autism</strong><br><i>Most /egg/s | |||
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<strong>CLANG</strong><br><i style="color:#c11200">H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇ | |||
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<strong>Chaos Engine</strong><br><i>Besiege | |||
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<strong>Thomasformer</strong><br><i>Machinecraft | |||
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<strong>Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons</strong><br><i>Space Engineers | |||
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|- | <strong>The Chad Stormworks Player</strong><br><i>Stormworks | ||
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</ | <strong>{{greentext|Physician}}</strong><br><i>Robocraft | ||
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<strong>Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman</strong><br><i>Kerbal Space Program | |||
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<strong>SPIDERTRON</strong><br><i>Factorio | |||
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<strong>FAILURE</strong><br><i>Infinifactory | |||
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#23 | |||
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[[File:EggMan.png|256px]] | |||
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Flag bearer for every misunderstood mechanically-brained maniac out there.<br><br> | |||
He has an announcement to make. | |||
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<i>"All in all, it works pretty good if I don't touch anything. Literally. If I get too close to the cars I cause the whole thing to jam."</i><br><br> | |||
- Anon (aka BadBagel), creator of... [https://imgur.com/a/badbagel-warning-contains-spaghetti-XNu3NZW The Centrifuge] | |||
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You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal.<br> | |||
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, for you know what will come.<br> | |||
All you can do is pray that he does not take you. | |||
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Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades.<br> | |||
A highly unsafe device born during the height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, this baby can produce enough torque to tear apart any contraption. | |||
the | |||
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All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR | |||
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Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst. | |||
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Look at this man. He will make a plane with the same mass as an Ikea wardrobe that takes off in seconds.<br>How does the engine work? Why does it work? He doesn't know.<br>He doesn't care. | |||
Look at this | |||
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off | |||
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<i>"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots.<br> | |||
Fuck off with your boring school crap."</i><br><br> | |||
- [https://archived.moe/vg/thread/58973465/#59024621 Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014] | - [https://archived.moe/vg/thread/58973465/#59024621 Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014] | ||
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The Madman of Kerbin himself.<br> | |||
On indefinite loan from <strong>[[/kspg/]]</strong> while they suffer ego death, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission. | |||
The | |||
On loan from | |||
they | |||
fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most | |||
KSP players he's dead by their third mission. | |||
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God damn look at those legs | God damn look at those legs | ||
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The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for. | |||
The remains of some poor schmuck | |||
who was unwittingly placed in a position | |||
they were clearly not qualified for. | |||
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Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes. | Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes. | ||
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<strong>EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME</strong><br><i>Steam Early Access | |||
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<strong>Icarus</strong><br><i>Dyson Sphere Program | |||
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<strong>aeiou?</strong><br><i>aeiou! | |||
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<strong>Square-chan (formerly Robokek)</strong><br><i>Robocraft | |||
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<strong>{{greentext|Structural Integrity}}</strong><br><i>Highly subjective | |||
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<strong>Boiling Water</strong><br><i>Everything | |||
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<strong>BLUE, HURT</strong><br><i>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E An insane Finnish man] | |||
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<strong>Amazon Warehouse Wagie</strong><br><i>Satisfactory | |||
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<strong>Godforsaken Astronaut</strong><br><i>[https://randyregier.com/portfolio/godforsaken-astronaut/ Randy Regier] | |||
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<strong>Anataeus Vaya</strong><br><i>Opus Magnum | |||
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<strong>Turrents</strong><br><i>Factorio | |||
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<strong>DAKKA</strong><br><i>WAAAGH | |||
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#2 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#3 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#4 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#7 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#8 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#9 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#13 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#14 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#15 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#16 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#17 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#Ayteen | |||
< | <!-- Images --><tr style="background-color:#ffffff"> | ||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:11px 18px"> | ||
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< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child.<br> | |||
...content? What the fuck is 'content'? | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Football! | Football! | ||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both). | |||
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We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency. | |||
It's a robot that uses artificial | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
neurons to simulate pain. | Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it.<br> | ||
If it generates heat, we WILL use it to boil water. | |||
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It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain.<br> | |||
Invented by a Finn, obviously. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this poor bastard was dumped on some backwater planet and told to get a move on with the resource shipments. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space. | |||
A representative for all the poor | |||
bastards lost to unscheduled | |||
re-entries and the void of space. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work. | |||
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make | |||
compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him | |||
and let him continue with his work. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up!<br> | |||
The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. | |||
Remember to keep the ammo topped up! | |||
Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking. | Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking. | ||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot. | |||
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Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, | |||
and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. | |||
EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot. | |||
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=== | ===Graveyard=== | ||
The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.<br> | The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.<br> | ||
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< | <table style="text-align:center;border-collapse:collapse;padding:20px;padding-bottom:15px;display:inline-block"> | ||
< | <!-- Names --><tr style="background-color:#b1b1b1"> | ||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:3px 10px"> | ||
<strong>Marek Rosa</strong><br><i>Keen Code House | |||
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<strong>John Madden</strong><br><i>John Madden Football | |||
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<strong>RIP SERB</strong><br><i>Space Engineers | |||
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<strong>SHINY AND CHROME</strong><br><i>WITNESS MEEEE | |||
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</ | <strong>M1 Bradley</strong><br><i>Pentagon Wars | ||
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<strong>Lemonhulk</strong><br><i>Space Engineers | |||
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<strong>KEEEEEEEEN</strong><br><i>Keen Code House | |||
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<strong>BLANEDS</strong><br><i>Space Engineers | |||
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[[File:EggMarek.png|164px]]<br><br> | |||
| | Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer? | ||
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|- | [[File:EggJohn.png|164px]]<br><br> | ||
Having two {{tt|Moonbase Alpha reps|His football is now carried by aeiou in remembrance.}} was a bit silly. | |||
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from the | [[File:EggSerb.png|164px]]<br><br> | ||
Server's down.<br>Again. | |||
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[[File:EggShiny.png|164px]]<br><br> | |||
The warcry of those who wish to be <strong>WITNESSED | |||
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< | [[File:EggBrad.png|164px]]<br><br> | ||
"It's... it's a {{tt|troop carrier|Unfortunate bastard child of meddling higher-ups; a masterpiece of an amphibious over-10-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry portholes, AA cannon, anti-tank missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade of development... and no room for troops. At least, that's if you believe Col. James Burton. He's a bit of a fibber.}}, General" | |||
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[[File:EggHulk.png|164px]]<br><br> | |||
{{tt|"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...|...born from the remains of smaller, derelict ships (functioning or otherwise) grafted onto one another. Ugly, yet strangely beautiful. Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-posters still flew the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some public server they descended on to colonise for their own. The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint for future generations. As such, her glorious yellow figure was never able to be truly represented on the pitch. Rest In Peace, Space Princess.}} | |||
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[[File:EggKeen.png|164px]]<br><br> | |||
Shitass company.<br>Shitass game. | |||
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[[File:EggBlan.gif|164px]]<br><br> | |||
{{tt|Shitass mechanic.|Planets got added to Spengies after years of delays, and they were as mediocre as people should have expected. Got the least votes by far in popularity polls.}}<br>Dead meme. | |||
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====Gallery==== | ====Gallery==== | ||
<strong>[[/egg/_Roster|Full page here (in early access)]]</strong> - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.<br><br> | <strong>[[/egg/_Roster|Full page here (in early access)]]</strong> - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.<br><br> | ||
== Match History == | == Match History == | ||
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All (recorded) matches can be seen [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]. | All (recorded) matches can be seen [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]. | ||
=== Official Matches === | === Official Matches === <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
{| class="wikitable" width= | {| class="wikitable" width=80% | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Competition | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Date | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Opponent | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Result | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan=" | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="4" | Autistics | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 8 | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 8<br>Qualifiers B]] | ||
| 2017, June 2nd | | 2017, June 2nd | ||
| {{team away|pg}} | | {{team away|pg}} | ||
| align=center| 0 - 1 | | align=center | 0 - 1 | ||
| | | | ||
| colspan="2" |<small>John Madden {{yel|76}} | | colspan="2" | <small>John Madden {{yel|76}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| 2017, June 3rd | | 2017, June 3rd | ||
| {{team away|agdg}} | | {{team away|agdg}} | ||
| align=center| 1 - 3 | | align=center | 1 - 3 | ||
| colspan="3" |<small>Smug Marek {{goal|22}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Smug Marek {{goal|22}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| 2017, June 4th | | 2017, June 4th | ||
| {{team away|civ4xg}} | | {{team away|civ4xg}} | ||
| align=center| 1 - 0 | | align=center | 1 - 0 | ||
| colspan="3" |<small>KEEEEEEEEN {{goal|73}} | | colspan="3" | <small>KEEEEEEEEN {{goal|73}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12#Group I|Group I]] | ||
| 2019, June 9th | | 2019, June 9th | ||
| {{team away|agdg}} | | {{team away|agdg}} | ||
| align=center| 2 - 2 | | align=center | 2 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|78}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|78}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| 2019, June 15th | | 2019, June 15th | ||
| {{team away|feg}} | | {{team away|feg}} | ||
| align=center| 5 - 0 | | align=center | 5 - 0 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|15||56}}, | | colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|15||56}}, Early Access Sandbox Game {{goal|42}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|70}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| 2019, June 21st | | 2019, June 21st | ||
| {{team away|vitagen}} | | {{team away|vitagen}} | ||
| align=center| 2 - 0 | | align=center | 2 - 0 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|75}}, Chaos Engine {{goal|84}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|75}}, Chaos Engine {{goal|84}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Round of 16 | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | ||
| 2019, June 29th | | 2019, June 29th | ||
| {{team away|gfg}} | | {{team away|gfg}} | ||
| align=center| 4 - 2 | | align=center | 4 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|20}}, CLANG {{goal|45+2|pen.|50||75}} (the first of many hat tricks) | | colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|20}}, CLANG {{goal|45+2|pen.|50||75}} (the first of many hat tricks) | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Quarterfinals | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]] | ||
| 2019, June 30th | | 2019, June 30th | ||
| {{team away|dbg}} | | {{team away|dbg}} | ||
| align=center | 0 - 1 | | align=center | 0 - 1 | ||
| | | | ||
| colspan="2" | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|36}} | | colspan="2" | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|36}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13]]<br>Group B | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13]]<br>[[/vg/ League 13#Group B|Group B]] | ||
| 2019, November 22nd | | 2019, November 22nd | ||
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| align=center | 2 - 3 | | align=center | 2 - 3 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|19}}, CLANG {{goal|52}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|19}}, CLANG {{goal|52}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| {{team away|vrg}} | | {{team away|vrg}} | ||
| align=center | 3 - 4 | | align=center | 3 - 4 | ||
| <small>Mechanically. {{goal|11}}, CLANG {{goal|27}}, Thomasformer {{goal|72}} | | <small>Mechanically... {{goal|11}}, CLANG {{goal|27}}, Thomasformer {{goal|72}} | ||
| colspan="2" | <small>FUCKING AEIOU {{owngoal|81}} | | colspan="2" | <small>FUCKING AEIOU {{owngoal|81}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
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| align=center | 1 - 1 | | align=center | 1 - 1 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|89}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|89}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14]]<br>Group K | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14]]<br>[[/vg/ League 14#Group K|Group K]] | ||
| 2020, June 7th | | 2020, June 7th | ||
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| align=center | 4 - 2 | | align=center | 4 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|4||24}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|38||90+8}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|4||24}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|38||90+8}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
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| align=center | 4 - 1 | | align=center | 4 - 1 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|6||53||55}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|15}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|6||53||55}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|15}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
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| align=center | 2 - 2 | | align=center | 2 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|25||90+1}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|25||90+1}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Round of 16 | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | ||
| 2020, June 27th | | 2020, June 27th | ||
| {{team away|d2g}} | | {{team away|d2g}} | ||
| align=center | 1 - 1 | | align=center | 1 - 1 | ||
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|76}} | | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|76}} | ||
| colspan="2" | <small>Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG {{pengoal}}, Thomas. {{pengoal}}, Mechanically. {{pengoal}}, Landing. {{pengoal}} | | colspan="2" | <small>Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG {{pengoal}}, Thomas... {{pengoal}}, Mechanically... {{pengoal}}, Landing... {{pengoal}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Quarterfinals | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]] | ||
| 2020, June 28th | | 2020, June 28th | ||
| {{team away|ssbg}} | | {{team away|ssbg}} | ||
| align=center | 1 - 3 | | align=center | 1 - 3 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|35}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|35}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15]]<br>Group E | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15]]<br>[[/vg/ League 15#Group E|Group E]] | ||
| 2020, November 21st | | 2020, November 21st | ||
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| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}} | | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}} | ||
| colspan="2" | <small> ...we just couldn't Alice. | | colspan="2" | <small> ...we just couldn't Alice. | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
Line 906: | Line 648: | ||
| {{team away|2hug}} | | {{team away|2hug}} | ||
| align=center | 5 - 2 | | align=center | 5 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Landing Gear. {{goal|31}}, Thomasformer {{goal|43||86}}, Mechanically. {{goal|74}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Landing Gear... {{goal|31}}, Thomasformer {{goal|43||86}}, Mechanically... {{goal|74}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| align=center | 2 - 3 | | align=center | 2 - 3 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|36}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|36}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16]]<br>Group L | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16]]<br>[[/vg/ League 16#Group L|Group L]] | ||
| 2021, May 23rd | | 2021, May 23rd | ||
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| align=center | 4 - 1 | | align=center | 4 - 1 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|21||35||56}}, CLANG {{goal|75}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|21||35||56}}, CLANG {{goal|75}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
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| align=center | 1 - 0 | | align=center | 1 - 0 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|7}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|7}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
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| {{team away|gbfg}} | | {{team away|gbfg}} | ||
| align=center | 5 - 0 | | align=center | 5 - 0 | ||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically. {{goal|65||84}} | | <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically... {{goal|65||84}} | ||
| colspan="2" | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0! | | colspan="2" | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0!</strong> First ever in the VGL! | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Round of 16 | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | ||
| 2021, June 12th | | 2021, June 12th | ||
| {{team away|akg}} | | {{team away|akg}} | ||
| align=center | 3 - 3 | | align=center | 3 - 3 | ||
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|85||90+3}} | | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|85||90+3}} | ||
| <small>Early Access. {{yel|78}} | | <small>Early Access... {{yel|78}} | ||
| <small>Penalties: 0 - 2 <strong>(FOUR MISSES) | | <small>Penalties: 0 - 2 <strong>(FOUR MISSES) | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17]]<br>[[/vg/ League 17#Group D|Group D]] | ||
| 2021, November 26th | | 2021, November 26th | ||
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| align=center | 4 - 3 | | align=center | 4 - 3 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|7}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|70||80}}, Turrents {{goal|90+1}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|7}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|70||80}}, Turrents {{goal|90+1}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| <small>CLANG {{goal|69}} | | <small>CLANG {{goal|69}} | ||
| colspan="2" | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|45+0}} | | colspan="2" | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|45+0}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
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| align=center | 4 - 2 | | align=center | 4 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|10}}, CLANG {{goal|37||86}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|55}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|10}}, CLANG {{goal|37||86}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|55}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17#Survival Round|Survival Round]] | ||
| 2021, December 17th | | 2021, December 17th | ||
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| align=center | 1 - 2 | | align=center | 1 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|43}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|43}} | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 18]]<br>[[/vg/ League 18#Group D|Group D]] | ||
| 2022, June 17th | | 2022, June 17th | ||
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| <small>CLANG {{goal|59}} | | <small>CLANG {{goal|59}} | ||
| colspan="2" | <small>Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss | | colspan="2" | <small>Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| align=center | 1 - 2 | | align=center | 1 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|39}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|39}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| 2022, July 2nd | | 2022, July 2nd | ||
| {{team away|twg}} | | {{team away|twg}} | ||
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| <small></small> | | <small></small> | ||
| colspan="2" | <small><strong>6 damn saves</strong> from Eggman, with nothing to back them up | | colspan="2" | <small><strong>6 damn saves</strong> from Eggman, with nothing to back them up | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19]]<br>[[/vg/ League 19#Group L|Group L]] | ||
| 2022, November 27th | | 2022, November 27th | ||
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| align=center | 0 - 1 | | align=center | 0 - 1 | ||
| | | | ||
| colspan="2" | <small>Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself< | | colspan="2" | <small>Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
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| align=center | 2 - 2 | | align=center | 2 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|56}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|56}} | ||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| align=center | 1 - 7 | | align=center | 1 - 7 | ||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|9}}</small> | | <small>CLANG {{goal|9}}</small> | ||
| <small>The Chad {{yel|33}}</small> | | <small>The Chad... {{yel|33}}</small> | ||
| style="color: #ff0000" | <small><strong> | | style="color: #ff0000" | <small><strong>thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟ | ||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold | | style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers|/vg/ League X-2<br>Qualifiers B]] | ||
| 2023, June 2nd | | 2023, June 2nd | ||
| {{team away|bag}} | | {{team away|bag}} | ||
| align=center | 1 - 3 | | align=center | 1 - 3 | ||
| <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|45 + 0}} | | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|45 + 0}} | ||
| <small>Landing Gear... {{yel|21}} | |||
| <small>The tictacs begin... poorly | |||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
Line 1,046: | Line 806: | ||
| {{team away|uma}} | | {{team away|uma}} | ||
| align=center | 0 - 5 | | align=center | 0 - 5 | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="2" | | ||
| <small>Well that soiled it | |||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| 2023, June 4th | | 2023, June 4th | ||
| {{team away|wtg}} | | {{team away|wtg}} | ||
| align=center | - | | align=center | 3 - 1 | ||
| colspan="3" | | | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|48||68||74}} (and an <strong>8.5</strong>!) | ||
| <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|53}} | |||
| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon saved us | |||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 21<br>Qualifiers A]] | |||
| 2023, November 17th | |||
| {{team away|tf2g}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 1 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|15||60}} <!-- Landing, CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves --> | |||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2023, November 18th | |||
| {{team away|assg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 0 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|45}} <!-- No assists | Mechanically MotM | 2 saves --> | |||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2023, November 19th | |||
| {{team away|ink}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 2 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>Epically Engineered Autism {{goal|31}}, Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons {{goal|53}}, RARE CLANG {{goal|64}} <!-- Landing, CLANG, Mech assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves --> | |||
| <small>WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY | |||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21#Group J|Group J]] | |||
| 2023, November 26th | |||
| {{team away|vgt}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 5 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|14||32}} <!-- Thomas, CLANG assist | 1 save --> | |||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 2023, December 2nd | |||
| {{team away|nikg}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>COMMON CLANG {{goal|17}}, Legendary on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|89}} <!-- Turrents, CLANG assist | 5 saves --> | |||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 2023, December 8th | |||
| {{team away|gbpen}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 3 | |||
| <small>RARE CLANG {{goal|14, 36, 45+1}} <!-- Landing assist, Mechanically assist | 1 save | CLANG MotM --> | |||
| <small>Common Engine {{yel|84}} | |||
| <small>It was alright | |||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 22]]<br>[[/vg/ League 22#Group K|Group K]] | |||
| 2024, June 9th | |||
| {{team away|psg}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 2 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>CLANG {{goal|45+1}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|50||72}} <!-- Mech, Chaos, Thomas assist | Mechanically MotM | 4 saves --> | |||
| <small>New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water | |||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2024, June 15th | |||
| {{team away|gbpen}} | |||
| align=center | 0 - 3 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>uh oh <!-- 2 saves --> | |||
| <small>New on the pitch: Satisfactory | |||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 2024, June 21st | |||
| {{team away|lcg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 1 | |||
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|88}} <!-- CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves --> | |||
| <small>Curses, out on GD | |||
| <small>Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie | |||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23]]<br>[[/vg/ League 23#Group K|Group K]] | |||
| 2024, December 1st | |||
| {{team away|bag}} | |||
| align=center | 5 - 4 | |||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|4||56||66}}, Thomasformer {{goal|11}}, Landing Gear... {{goal|63}} <!-- Landing, CLANG, Landing, Mech, Mech assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves --> | |||
| <small>Boling Water {{yel|89}} | |||
| <small>Good God what a match | |||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2024, December 7th | |||
| {{team away|sthg}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 1 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>CLANG {{goal|16||90+3}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|23}} <!-- Thomas, Thomas, Landing assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves --> | |||
| <small><strong>Clash of the Eggs | |||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2024, December 13th | |||
| {{team away|wtg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 3 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|40}} <!-- 3 saves --> | |||
| align=center | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23#Survival Round|Survival Round]] | |||
| 2024, December 20th | |||
| {{team away|hanny}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|79}} <!-- 3 saves --> | |||
| align=center | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> <!-- <small>??? {{goal|1}} {{yel|1}} --> <!-- assist | MotM | saves --> | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|} | |} | ||
== Unofficial Matches == | |||
I don't really know why but our performance is significantly worse in friendlies.<br>If anything, you'd expect the opposite.<br> | |||
{| class="wikitable" width= | === Friendlies === | ||
{| class="wikitable" width=auto | |||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition | ||
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="3"| Scorers | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="3"| Scorers | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
Line 1,082: | Line 966: | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| 2019, October 4th | | 2019, October 4th | ||
| {{team away|kspg}} <strong>- The | | {{team away|kspg}} <strong>- The Spacebowl</strong> | ||
| align=center| 0 - 1 | | align=center| 0 - 1 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>huehuehu we stole jeb after this | | colspan="3" | <small>huehuehu we stole jeb after this | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| 2020, March 22 | | 2020, March 22 | ||
| {{team away|tf2g}} <strong>- The | | {{team away|tf2g}} <strong>- The Engiebowl | ||
| align=center| 1 - 2 | | align=center| 1 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|66}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|66}} | ||
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| 2020, March 27 | | 2020, March 27 | ||
| {{team away|digi}} <strong>- The Forsaken | | {{team away|digi}} <strong>- The Forsaken Auto Final | ||
| align=center| 3 - 4 | | align=center| 3 - 4 | ||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|15||21||86}} | | <small>CLANG {{goal|15||21||86}} | ||
Line 1,105: | Line 989: | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| 2020, September 25th | | 2020, September 25th | ||
| {{team away|r6g}} <strong>- The | | {{team away|r6g}} <strong>- The (Be)Siegebowl | ||
| align=center| 1 - 2 | | align=center| 1 - 2 | ||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}} | | <small>CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}} | ||
Line 1,117: | Line 1,001: | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| 2021, March 27th | | 2021, March 27th | ||
| {{team away|indie}} <strong>- The Early | | {{team away|indie}} <strong>- The Early Access Bowl | ||
| align=center| 2 - 3 | | align=center| 2 - 3 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|61}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 2}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|61}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 2}} | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
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| 2021, October 3rd | | 2021, October 3rd | ||
| {{team away|ssbg}} <strong>- | | {{team away|ssbg}} <strong>- Grudge Match: Vengeance For '14 | ||
| align=center| 3 - 2 | | align=center| 3 - 2 | ||
| <small>Chaos Engine {{goal|34}}, CLANG {{goal|42}}, Mechanically. {{goal|68}} | | <small>Chaos Engine {{goal|34}}, CLANG {{goal|42}}, Mechanically. {{goal|68}} | ||
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|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| 2022, September 23rd | | 2022, September 23rd | ||
| {{team away|d2g}} <strong>- The | | {{team away|d2g}} <strong>- The Micromanagementbowl | ||
| align=center| 1 - 2 | | align=center| 1 - 2 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|71}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|71}} | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| 2023, March 26th | | 2023, March 26th | ||
| {{team away|aceg}} <strong>- The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl | | {{team away|aceg}} <strong>- The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl | ||
| align=center| 6 | | align=center| 2 - 6 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|69}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|69}} | ||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| 2023, April 2nd | | 2023, April 2nd | ||
| {{team away|mmg}} <strong>- The Stand (Man or Machine) | | {{team away|mmg}} <strong>- The Stand (Man or Machine) | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| 2 - 3 | ||
| colspan="3" | <small> | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|24}} | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23 Friendlies|'23 Friendlies]] | |||
| 2024, October 4th | |||
| {{team away|hgg2d}} <strong>- Perverts vs Autists | |||
| align=center| 2 - 3 | |||
| <small>Mechanically. {{goal|84}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}}</small> | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>CLANG {{yel|42}} | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#eeeeee;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 24 Friendlies|'24 Friendlies]] | |||
| 2025, March 21st | |||
| {{team away|mmcg}} <strong>- Automation Bloatb Owl | |||
| align=center| 2 - 3 | |||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|15}}, BLUE, HURT {{goal|45+2}} | |||
| <small>Turrents {{yel|77}} | |||
| <small>BLUE unexpectedly scoring with the brand new model! | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2025, March 23rd | |||
| {{team away|pg}} <strong>- Grudge Match: Mark of the Beast | |||
| align=center| 0 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Eggman suffered a stroke and did nothing for one of them | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} --> | |||
|} | |||
=== Invitationals === <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=75% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="4"| Scorers | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#eeeeee;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3|/vg/ RTTC 3]]<br>as {{team away|spess}} | |||
| 2024, August 23rd | |||
| {{team away|sfmc}} | |||
| align=center| 2 - 3 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|30}}, I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE {{goal|71}} | |||
| align="center" | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2024, August 24th | |||
| {{team away|aniplex}} | |||
| align=center| 0 - 4 | |||
| colspan="2" | | |||
| <small>Good lord - Placement: 11th, dead last | |||
| align="center" | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| style="background:#eeeeee;font-weight:bold" align=center rowspan="3" | [[Lads on Tour]] | |||
| 2025, March 7th | |||
| {{team away|hanny}} | |||
| align=center| 2 - 2 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>CLANG {{goal|89||90+4}} <!-- Chaos, Mech assists | CLANG MotM --> | |||
| <small>A very 'last minute' sort of match | |||
| align="center" | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2025, March 8th | |||
| {{team away|dbg}} | |||
| align=center| 2 - 3 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|?}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|?}} | |||
| <small>First appearance of the Besiege source cube! | |||
| align="center" | <small>H | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2025, March 8th | |||
| {{team away|fgog}} | |||
| align=center| 1 - 0 | |||
| <small>Icarus {{goal|90+3}} after a horrific fumble that cheeky bastard | |||
| <small>CLANG {{yel|63}} | |||
| <small>Not enough to carry us through groups - Placement: 5th | |||
| align="center" | <small>A | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|} <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} --> | |||
== Music == | |||
Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.<br> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Main Themes | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Goalhorns | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Chants | |||
|- | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" | | |||
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain</p> | |||
[[File:EggAnthem_(Hymn_to_Breaking_Strain).mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N. | |||
<br>[[File:EggVictory_(E.G.G.M.A.N.).mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha | |||
<br>[[File:EggClean_(Moonbase_Alpha).mp3]]<br><br> | |||
</strong> | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" | | |||
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid</p> | |||
[[File:EggHorn_Default.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
CLANG - Metal Machine Music | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_CLANG.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Mechanically Engineered - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxZ2u8-WXg Create Machines] | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Mechanically.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Thomas.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Jeb.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_aeiou.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
<!-- Lemonhulk - Roll Northumbria | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Lemon.mp3]]<br><br> --> | |||
Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer! | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Own.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
</strong> | |||
| style="padding:10px 9px 9px 9px" | | |||
{| style="border-spacing:0px" | |||
|- | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:0px 10px 0px 0px" | | |||
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">The Announcement</p> | |||
[[File:EggChant_ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Shadow's dick | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Shadow.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Another Chinese earthquake | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Chinese.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
CBT patriots | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_CBT.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Moon comrades | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Moon_Comrades.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Gmod metal collisions | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_GMod.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_MAKE_PEEENIS.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Future.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Trust me, I'm an engineer! | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Trust.mp3]] | |||
</strong> | |||
| | | style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;border-left:solid;border-color:#a2a9b1;border-width:1px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px" | | ||
<strong>Pentagon Wars | |||
< | </strong><br> | ||
<i>Adventures in bureaucracy</i> | |||
<strong><br><br> | |||
...fourteen. | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Fourteen.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Portholes. | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Portholes.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
A scout? | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Scout.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
What are "sheep specs"?! | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Sheep.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
The Bradley | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Bradley.mp3]] | |||
</strong> | |||
|} | |||
|} | |} | ||
==Player Autistics== | ==Player Autistics== | ||
Stats as of <strong>[[/vg/ League 23|VGL 23]]</strong> survival round end | |||
{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Player | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Player | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Goals | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Goals | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Assists | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Assists | ||
!style="background:# | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | MotMs | ||
|-bgcolor=" | |- bgcolor="edda74" | ||
| CLANG | | CLANG | ||
| | | 43||23||14 | ||
| | |- bgcolor="d5d5d5" | ||
| | |||
|- | |||
| Mechanically Engineered Autism | | Mechanically Engineered Autism | ||
| | | 30 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 17 || 6 | ||
| | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| Thomasformer | | bgcolor="d3a890" | Thomasformer | ||
| | | bgcolor="d3a890" | 12 || 12 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 1 | ||
| | |||
| 1 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| Landing Gear | | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | ||
| | | 10 || bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 19 || 0 | ||
| | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| Chaos Engine | | Chaos Engine | ||
| 1 | | 1 || 4 || 0 | ||
| | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Turrents | ||
| 1 | | 1 || 2 || 0 | ||
| | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Early Access Sandbox Game | ||
| 1 | | 1 || 0 || 0 | ||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| The Chad Stormworks Player | |||
| 0 || 1 || 0 | |||
|- style="color:#a1a1a1" | |||
| Gas The Marek | |||
| 1 || 1 || 0 | |||
|- style="color:#a1a1a1" | |||
| KEEEEEEEEN | | KEEEEEEEEN | ||
| 1 | | 1 || 0 || 0 | ||
|- style="color:#a1a1a1" | |||
| | |||
| 0 | |||
| | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |||
| Nick "Unification" Smart | | Nick "Unification" Smart | ||
| 0 | | 0 || 1 || 0 | ||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
|} | |} | ||
<br> | |||
===Saves=== | ===Saves=== | ||
{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Keeper | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Keeper | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Saves | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Saves | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| Eggman | | Eggman || 108 | ||
| | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| Early Access Sandbox Game | | Early Access Sandbox Game || 2 | ||
| 2 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| Square-chan | | Square-chan || 1 | ||
| | |- style="color:#a1a1a1" | ||
| Nick "Unification" Smart || 3 | |||
|} | |} | ||
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{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Player | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Player | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Date | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Match | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Match | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Record | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Record | ||
|- | |- | ||
| bgcolor="ccffcc"| '''Landing Gear | | bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons''' | ||
| 2020 June 7th | | 2020 June 7th || '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]''' {{team away|mcg}} | ||
| '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]''' {{team away|mcg}} | |||
| '''Latest goal in a regulation length match''', scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' (beating the previous record by one second!) | | '''Latest goal in a regulation length match''', scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' (beating the previous record by one second!) | ||
|- | |- | ||
| bgcolor="ccffcc"|'''CLANG''' | | bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''CLANG''' | ||
| 2021 June 4th | | 2021 June 4th || '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]''' {{team away|gbfg}} | ||
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]''' {{team away|gbfg}} | |||
| The '''first official VGL 9.0 player rating'''! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼''' | | The '''first official VGL 9.0 player rating'''! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼''' | ||
|- | |||
| bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''Mechanically Engineered Autism''' | |||
| Nov '23 - Feb '25 || '''[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Rigged_Wiki:VGL_Players_of_the_week/2023 Player of the Week]''' | |||
| '''VGL PotW for 64 weeks in a row!''' Try and beat THAT, scrubs | |||
|} | |} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| League | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | League | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Award | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Award | ||
|- | |- | ||
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 17]]''' || style="background:#ccffcc" | '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]''' | |||
| '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]''' | |||
|} | |} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Retard moment | !style="background:#b1b1b1"| Retard moment | ||
|- | |- | ||
| bgcolor="ffcccc"| '''aeiou''' | | bgcolor="ffcccc"| '''aeiou''' || 2019 December 21st | ||
| 2019 December 21st | |||
| '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}} | | '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}} | ||
| /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. | | <strong>/egg/'s first own goal</strong>. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. | ||
|} | |} | ||
==Exports== | ==Exports== | ||
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing<br> | If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing<br><br> | ||
<strong>------------------------> RTTC 3 EXPORT [https://mega.nz/file/5lgwkaKB#YA9VZypNdED1Q_HhPgnv8KdlKixvkYXR8sNuSTb67Co HERE]</strong><br> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
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|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"| | !style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"| | ||
'''[[/vg/ League 24|VGL 24]]'''<br>(PES 17) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[- Aesthetic,]<br> | |||
[- Music,] [- Tactic] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/105VQSrJ#FdcJGUBDYfv-1F_xQ7OUE2gvvE2O6gp54Of6lJYULCY Aesthetic,]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/gtpg3LzT#EtecntnJiAW_qOfnT30R4mPYGBC-zNF9m0G43lZ43f0 Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/40xR2aAD#OWNYNIYxBHWezhLNMeblY_DtYFXqysi7WKBVqZOQ4-U Tactic] | |||
|- | |||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League 23|VGL 23]]'''<br>(PES 17) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/I8ZHSbhZ#kEQCW4eagNL-dciihgsYOKDDstiEf88n8_X1h-TZYlM Aesthetic,]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/FxwgyAKY#yLISvXDYeGCNmkYrOh6bizcSAieDKEBxYA1qQQ0Rv8U Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/w0ZDlT6J#aRkHBxLjZvAbGvka6PlBg2SjTUzTw5KoJ-V0Wi6lqVU Tactic] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/ZogCHR4B#xs_kxeiUEgPG6C7rtUr9VSLh_gc3lJyhVE9Loj1oW_c Aesthetic,]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/N9oXTLrA#6rsKFZkD7QPcE6B6opAJAevPSzDH2E9aanJigyzYEag Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/xhhE1A4a#XuS9YA3cIoJBPFVvwS-eaRTbieTB9niF9qVRpsj1jFg Tactic] | |||
|- | |||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League 22|VGL 22]]'''<br>(PES 19) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/ZhpxQDID#3y-48knJhYdqLwB8Li8fFK4sMyfvJ1pLZpC9BQHdKRM Aesthetic,]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/9hQWUBAC#6rsKFZkD7QPcE6B6opAJAevPSzDH2E9aanJigyzYEag Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/c0YxDIBS#Jlt-a50I42z6D2EwLzItLxkS554MfrTseSK0K5yMvlI Tactic] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
-- | |||
|- | |||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]'''<br>(PES 19) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/51I1jbCI#tOXq1qdAIbACyKBWJBdIlSU9PrYT3Ck67GtBvn4aWeo Aesthetic,]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/xpxzQaSC#ohS8AtoC9-QHbfozLl-rT45KcWwPSrIqs3Lx_OUDYrw Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/4kIFXSSD#u0645N76M8G_rVTl-GnKG8ab6WKN2KENt3rwm023yiY Tactic] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
-- | |||
|- | |||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League X-2|VGL X-2]]'''<br>(PES 19) | '''[[/vg/ League X-2|VGL X-2]]'''<br>(PES 19) | ||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| |
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing over what the hell 'engineering' means in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
In The Beginning...
When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other models and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
VGL 12 to 15 - The Curse
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...
VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers
VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/. VGL 18 finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.
VGL 19 to 22 - The Possum Heresy
VGL 19's horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.
It was time... to make our own tactics.
In the VGL X-2 Qualifiers, the managing began. Poorly. The game against /bag/ failed miserably, then got even worse against /uma/. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that /wtg/ suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.
Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.
VGL 21 started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against /vgt/, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.
VGL 22 was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against /gbpen/ meant that our /psg/ victory and valiant effort against /lcg/ still lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.
VGL 23 onwards - Return to Form
Blasting our way into VGL 23 with an early contender for best match of the tournament, /bag/ fell after an insane exchange of goals left us winning 5-4. Reverting to old models for PES 17 due to the manager procrastinating again a problem with the cloning process didn't seem to hold the boys back in the slightest. The Clash of the Eggs against /sthg/ ended in victory... locking group K in for us and /wtg/ (whom we promptly lost to).
Finally, /egg/ left groups, after 5 leagues of waiting.
Then we lost to /hanny/. Admittedly it was a tense match, with the highly intriguing tactic of "Go +2 and stay +2" almost working.
Info
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
We management now.
- Possum
POI as of VGL 24 here
Match recordings here
Roster
Actual positions subject to the whim of whatever tactics we're using at any given time
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Meet The Starters
The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.
Eggman |
Mechanically Engineered Autism |
CLANG |
Chaos Engine |
Thomasformer |
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons |
The Chad Stormworks Player |
>Physician |
Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman |
SPIDERTRON |
FAILURE | ||||||||||
#1 (Captain) | #21 | #23 | #19 | #20 | #22 | #5 | #6 | #10 | #11 | #12 | ||||||||||
Flag bearer for every misunderstood mechanically-brained maniac out there. |
"All in all, it works pretty good if I don't touch anything. Literally. If I get too close to the cars I cause the whole thing to jam." |
You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal. |
Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades. |
All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR |
Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst. |
Look at this man. He will make a plane with the same mass as an Ikea wardrobe that takes off in seconds. |
"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots. |
The Madman of Kerbin himself. |
God damn look at those legs |
The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for. |
Meet The Benchwarmers
Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME |
Icarus |
aeiou? |
Square-chan (formerly Robokek) |
>Structural Integrity |
Boiling Water |
BLUE, HURT |
Amazon Warehouse Wagie |
Godforsaken Astronaut |
Anataeus Vaya |
Turrents |
DAKKA | |||||||||||
#2 | #3 | #4 | #7 | #8 | #9 | #13 | #14 | #15 | #16 | #17 | #Ayteen | |||||||||||
Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child. |
Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it |
Football! |
The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both). |
We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency. |
Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it. |
It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain. |
Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this poor bastard was dumped on some backwater planet and told to get a move on with the resource shipments. |
A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space. |
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work. |
The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up! |
Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot. |
Graveyard
The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.
Marek Rosa |
John Madden |
RIP SERB |
SHINY AND CHROME |
M1 Bradley |
Lemonhulk |
KEEEEEEEEN |
BLANEDS | |||||||
Gallery
Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.
Match History
All (recorded) matches can be seen here.
Official Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Autistics | |||
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers B |
2017, June 2nd | ![]() |
0 - 1 | John Madden ![]() |
A | ||
2017, June 3rd | ![]() |
1 - 3 | Smug Marek ![]() |
A | |||
2017, June 4th | ![]() |
1 - 0 | KEEEEEEEEN ![]() |
H | |||
/vg/ League 12 Group I |
2019, June 9th | ![]() |
2 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
A | ||
2019, June 15th | ![]() |
5 - 0 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A | |||
2019, June 21st | ![]() |
2 - 0 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
H | |||
Round of 16 | 2019, June 29th | ![]() |
4 - 2 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() |
A | ||
Quarterfinals | 2019, June 30th | ![]() |
0 - 1 | >Physician ![]() |
A | ||
/vg/ League 13 Group B |
2019, November 22nd | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons ![]() ![]() |
H | ||
2019, December 1st | ![]() |
3 - 4 | Mechanically... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
FUCKING AEIOU ![]() |
H | ||
2019, December 7th | ![]() |
1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
A | |||
/vg/ League 14 Group K |
2020, June 7th | ![]() |
4 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
H | ||
2020, June 13th | ![]() |
4 - 1 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
A | |||
2020, June 19th | ![]() |
2 - 2 | CLANG ![]() |
H | |||
Round of 16 | 2020, June 27th | ![]() |
1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
H | |
Quarterfinals | 2020, June 28th | ![]() |
1 - 3 | CLANG ![]() |
A | ||
/vg/ League 15 Group E |
2020, November 21st | ![]() |
1 - 4 | Thomasformer ![]() |
...we just couldn't Alice. | H | |
2020, November 27th | ![]() |
5 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A | |||
2020, December 6th | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() |
H | |||
/vg/ League 16 Group L |
2021, May 23rd | ![]() |
4 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() |
H | ||
2021, May 29th | ![]() |
1 - 0 | CLANG ![]() |
A | |||
2021, June 4th | ![]() |
5 - 0 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
CLANG with the 9.0! First ever in the VGL! | H | ||
Round of 16 | 2021, June 12th | ![]() |
3 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() |
Early Access... ![]() |
Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES) | H |
/vg/ League 17 Group D |
2021, November 26th | ![]() |
4 - 3 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() ![]() |
H | ||
2021, December 5th | ![]() |
1 - 5 | CLANG ![]() |
>Physician ![]() |
H | ||
2021, December 11th | ![]() |
4 - 2 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A | |||
Survival Round | 2021, December 17th | ![]() |
1 - 2 | Thomasformer ![]() |
H | ||
/vg/ League 18 Group D |
2022, June 17th | ![]() |
1 - 1 | CLANG ![]() |
Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss | H | |
2022, June 26th | ![]() |
1 - 2 | CLANG ![]() |
A | |||
2022, July 2nd | ![]() |
0 - 2 | 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up | H | |||
/vg/ League 19 Group L |
2022, November 27th | ![]() |
0 - 1 | Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself | A | ||
2022, December 3rd | ![]() |
2 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() |
A | |||
2022, December 9th | ![]() |
1 - 7 | CLANG ![]() |
The Chad... ![]() |
thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟ | H | |
/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers B |
2023, June 2nd | ![]() |
1 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons ![]() |
Landing Gear... ![]() |
The tictacs begin... poorly | H |
2023, June 3rd | ![]() |
0 - 5 | Well that soiled it | A | |||
2023, June 4th | ![]() |
3 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
>Physician ![]() |
Timely PES knowledge from anon saved us | H | |
/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers A |
2023, November 17th | ![]() |
2 - 1 | Mechanically Legendary Autism ![]() |
H | ||
2023, November 18th | ![]() |
1 - 0 | Mechanically Legendary Autism ![]() |
A | |||
2023, November 19th | ![]() |
3 - 2 | Epically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() ![]() |
WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY | H | ||
Group J | 2023, November 26th | ![]() |
2 - 5 | Mechanically Legendary Autism ![]() |
A | ||
2023, December 2nd | ![]() |
2 - 2 | COMMON CLANG ![]() ![]() |
A | |||
2023, December 8th | ![]() |
3 - 3 | RARE CLANG ![]() |
Common Engine ![]() |
It was alright | H | |
/vg/ League 22 Group K |
2024, June 9th | ![]() |
3 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water | A | |
2024, June 15th | ![]() |
0 - 3 | uh oh | New on the pitch: Satisfactory | A | ||
2024, June 21st | ![]() |
1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
Curses, out on GD | Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie | H | |
/vg/ League 23 Group K |
2024, December 1st | ![]() |
5 - 4 | CLANG ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Boling Water ![]() |
Good God what a match | A |
2024, December 7th | ![]() |
3 - 1 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
Clash of the Eggs | H | ||
2024, December 13th | ![]() |
1 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
A | |||
Survival Round | 2024, December 20th | ![]() |
1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
H | ||
Unofficial Matches
I don't really know why but our performance is significantly worse in friendlies.
If anything, you'd expect the opposite.
Friendlies
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers | ||
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'13 Friendlies | 2019, September 29th | ![]() |
0 - 2 | |||
2019, October 4th | ![]() |
0 - 1 | huehuehu we stole jeb after this | |||
'14 Friendlies | 2020, March 22 | ![]() |
1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() | ||
2020, March 27 | ![]() |
3 - 4 | CLANG ![]() |
Mechanically. ![]() ![]() | ||
'15 Friendlies | 2020, September 25th | ![]() |
1 - 2 | CLANG ![]() |
KEEEEEEEEN ![]() | |
'16 Friendlies | 2021, March 27th | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() | ||
'17 Friendlies | 2021, October 3rd | ![]() |
3 - 2 | Chaos Engine ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Landing Gear. ![]() | |
'19 Friendlies | 2022, September 16th | ![]() |
3 - 0 | Landing Gear. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
2022, September 23rd | ![]() |
1 - 2 | CLANG ![]() | |||
X-2 Friendlies | 2023, March 25th | ![]() |
2 - 4 | Landing Gear. ![]() ![]() | ||
2023, March 26th | ![]() |
2 - 6 | Mechanically. ![]() ![]() | |||
2023, April 2nd | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Mechanically. ![]() ![]() | |||
'23 Friendlies | 2024, October 4th | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Mechanically. ![]() ![]() |
CLANG ![]() | |
'24 Friendlies | 2025, March 21st | ![]() |
2 - 3 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
Turrents ![]() |
BLUE unexpectedly scoring with the brand new model! |
2025, March 23rd | ![]() |
0 - 2 | Eggman suffered a stroke and did nothing for one of them | |||
Invitationals
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers | |||
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/vg/ RTTC 3 as ![]() |
2024, August 23rd | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() |
A | ||
2024, August 24th | ![]() |
0 - 4 | Good lord - Placement: 11th, dead last | A | |||
Lads on Tour | 2025, March 7th | ![]() |
2 - 2 | CLANG ![]() |
A very 'last minute' sort of match | A | |
2025, March 8th | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons ![]() ![]() |
First appearance of the Besiege source cube! | H | ||
2025, March 8th | ![]() |
1 - 0 | Icarus ![]() |
CLANG ![]() |
Not enough to carry us through groups - Placement: 5th | A | |
Music
Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.
Main Themes | Goalhorns | Chants | ||
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Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain File:EggAnthem (Hymn to Breaking Strain).mp3 |
Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid File:EggHorn Default.mp3 |
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Player Autistics
Stats as of VGL 23 survival round end
Player | Goals | Assists | MotMs |
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CLANG | 43 | 23 | 14 |
Mechanically Engineered Autism | 30 | 17 | 6 |
Thomasformer | 12 | 12 | 1 |
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | 10 | 19 | 0 |
Chaos Engine | 1 | 4 | 0 |
Turrents | 1 | 2 | 0 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 1 | 0 | 0 |
The Chad Stormworks Player | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Gas The Marek | 1 | 1 | 0 |
KEEEEEEEEN | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Saves
Keeper | Saves |
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Eggman | 108 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 2 |
Square-chan | 1 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 3 |
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Player | Date | Match | Record |
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Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | 2020 June 7th | VGL 14 ![]() |
Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!) |
CLANG | 2021 June 4th | VGL 16 ![]() |
The first official VGL 9.0 player rating! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼ |
Mechanically Engineered Autism | Nov '23 - Feb '25 | Player of the Week | VGL PotW for 64 weeks in a row! Try and beat THAT, scrubs |
Team Awards
League | Award |
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VGL 17 | Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain |
Physicians
Player | Date | Match | Retard moment |
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aeiou | 2019 December 21st | VGL 13 ![]() |
/egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. |
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing
------------------------> RTTC 3 EXPORT HERE
League | Main | Friendly |
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VGL 24 |
[- Aesthetic,] |
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VGL 23 |
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VGL 22 |
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VGL 21 |
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VGL X-2 |
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VGL 19 |
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VGL 18 |
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VGL 17 |
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VGL 16 |
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VGL 15 |
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VGL 14 |
Aes. lost lmao, | |
VGL 13 |
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VGL 12 |
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