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The players representing '''[[/vp/]]'s''' football team. | The players representing '''[[:/vp/]]'s''' football team. | ||
{|{{Prettytable}} | {|{{Prettytable}} | ||
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|style="background:#919191; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Released''' | |||
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub''' | |style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter''' | |style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter''' | ||
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|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | |width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | |width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals | |||
(19.07.2024)''' | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|400 | |style="background:#C3D69B"|400 | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}} | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch 'em All''' | |style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch 'em All''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File: | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta Catch 'em All.png|center|300px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"| | |style="background:#C3D69B"|ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot? | ||
Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. | <strike> Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. </strike> | ||
You'll buy them all anyway. | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|718 | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Fully Recovered Zygarde''' | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Fullyrecoveredzygarde.jpg|300px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|{{greentext|start game}} | |||
{{greentext|zygarde hands you a phone}} | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | ||
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When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position| | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B"|'''{{greentext|fanfic meta}}''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File: | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Smogon logo.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"| | |style="background:#C3D69B"|The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]] | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!" | |style="background:#C3D69B"|"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!" | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]] | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | |style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | ||
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|style="background:# | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}} | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak''' | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#C3D69B"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread! | ||
P.S: Ash is a loser | P.S: Ash is a loser | ||
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|383 | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|383 | ||
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position| | |style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}} | ||
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING''' | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING''' | ||
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]] | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? | ||
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position| | |style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}} | ||
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.''' | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.''' | ||
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]] | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!''' | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!''' | ||
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games. | The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games. | ||
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|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position| | |style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}} | ||
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips''' | |style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips''' | ||
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]] | |style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | |style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | ||
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|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]] | |style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span> | |style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span> | ||
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|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | |width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | |width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals | |||
(12.05.2024)''' | |||
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||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]] | ||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]] | ||
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>'''] | |[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>'''] | ||
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|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]] | |[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? | |His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | ||
|'''Landorus at Home''' | |'''Landorus at Home''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:Greattusk.jpg|200px|center]] | ||
|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field. | |<strike>Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.</strike> | ||
A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks. | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | ||
|''' | |'''HOUSEWIFE'd''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:Houswife.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
| | |Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}} | ||
|'''{{ | |'''John Gamefreak''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]] | ||
|'' | |''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}} | |||
|'''Ex-Champion Kiki''' | |||
|[[File:The oger.jpg|300px|center]] | |||
|cucked by an orange | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}} | |||
|'''Best Pokégirl''' | |||
|[[File:Best_Pokegirl.jpg|300px|center]] | |||
|Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl? | |||
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}} | |||
|'''{{greentext|75}}''' | |||
|[[File:75.png|300px|center]] | |||
|{{greentext|Furret is stronger}} | |||
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|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br> | |D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br> | ||
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO | KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}} | ||
|''' | |'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
| | |''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"'' | ||
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}} | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}} | |||
|'''Specs Weedle''' | |||
|[[File:specsweedle.png|300px|center]] | |||
|So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times. | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}} | ||
|''' | |'''It's Me, Nemona! ''' | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:Nemona.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
| | |You! Me! Battle! Yes?! | ||
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=== Released Players === | === Released Players === | ||
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center" | {| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center" | ||
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" | |||
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|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | |width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | ||
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|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | |width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | |width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals | |||
(22.07.2023)''' | |||
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|style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]] | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. | |style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. | ||
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|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]] | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | |style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | ||
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|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position| | |style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}} | ||
|style="background:#919191"|''' | |style="background:#919191"|'''? Post ELO''' | ||
|style="background:#919191"|[[File: | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#919191"| | |style="background:#919191"|? Post ELO | ||
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|style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma | |style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma | ||
Rip grandma | Rip grandma | ||
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|style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]] | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | |style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | ||
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Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 | Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 | ||
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|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#919191"|'''World Champion Ash ''' | |||
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Champash.jpg|300px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#919191"|He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain. | |||
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|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#919191"|'''Dolphin Quest ''' | |||
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Dolphin.jpg|300px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#919191"|What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own! | |||
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|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#919191"|'''ababor ''' | |||
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:1702770312702.jpg|300px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#919191"|{{greentext|oddish used ababor!}} | |||
your bro sucks shit | |||
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{{Navbox vp}} | {{Navbox vp}} | ||
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]] | [[Category:Official team rosters|vp]] |
Latest revision as of 21:22, 19 July 2024
The players representing /vp/'s football team.
Released | Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Starting Roster
Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Goals
(19.07.2024) | |
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Gotta Catch 'em All | ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
You'll buy them all anyway. |
0 | ||
718 |
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Fully Recovered Zygarde | >start game
>zygarde hands you a phone |
0 | ||
54 |
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Masuda | Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." |
2 | ||
109 |
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>fanfic meta | The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. | 0 | ||
251 |
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MISTA MERRIKU | "MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!" | 0 | ||
386 |
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Tentaquil | Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | 6 | ||
9 |
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Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak | Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!
P.S: Ash is a loser |
2 | ||
383 |
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WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING | New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? | 14 | ||
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Miror B. | SALSA!
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD. |
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452 |
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Citizen Snips | Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | 66 | ||
384 |
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Fug ![]() |
fug | 81 |
Substitutes
Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Goals
(12.05.2024) | |
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OMP OMP OMP | ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ | 0 | ||
448 |
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Proud of its Power | His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? | 0 | ||
645 |
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Landorus at Home | A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks. |
0 | ||
83 |
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HOUSEWIFE'd | Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. | 0 | ||
83 |
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John Gamefreak | AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | 0 | ||
1017 |
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Ex-Champion Kiki | cucked by an orange | 0 | ||
999 |
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Best Pokégirl | Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. |
1 | ||
959 |
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>75 | >Furret is stronger | 0 | ||
1 |
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KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO | D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...! KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO |
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164 |
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>implying owls are birds | "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"
But seriously, >owls >birds |
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13 |
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Specs Weedle | So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times. | 1 | ||
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It's Me, Nemona! | You! Me! Battle! Yes?! | 0 |
Released Players
Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Goals
(22.07.2023) | |
64 |
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THAT ONE TREE | JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. | 0 | ||
278 |
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Trumpets | Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | 3 | ||
82 |
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? Post ELO | ? Post ELO | 0 | ||
477 |
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Grandma Dusknoir | Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
Rip grandma |
0 | ||
234 |
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Stantlerchads | Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | 1 | ||
663 |
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Bravest Bird | Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 |
19 | ||
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World Champion Ash | He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain. | 19 | ||
964 |
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Dolphin Quest | What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own! | 0 | ||
43 |
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ababor | >oddish used ababor!
your bro sucks shit |
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