/his/

/his/
We Didn't Start the Fire
/his/ - History & Humanities
Founded October 31, 2015 Owner Voltaire IRL manager JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP Team colors Chat color FCD405 Holy Roman Yellow Ranking 6 ( 33) Highest rank 1 (February 14, 2021) Lowest rank 56 (April 17, 2016) Top scorer >Holy>Roman>Empire (44) Top assister >Holy>Roman>Empire (28) Captain Charles II Website /his/ - History & Humanities Nickname /his/torians Home ground Amphitheatrum Flavium (groundshare with /lit/)
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 25 4 27 56 44.64%
GF GA GD 110 109 +1
Biggest win /his/  5–0  /fa/ July 26, 2020 Biggest defeat /his/  1–5  /vp/ May 5, 2018 First match /his/  4–1  /v/ April 15, 2016
Elite Cup Appearances 6 (First in Summer 2017) Best result 2nd, Winter 2021 Babby Cup Appearances 7 (First in Spring 2016) Best result 2nd, Autumn 2018
Team music
Anthem Deutsche Kaiserhymne 2nd kit Anthem Magna Mater 3rd kit Anthem Heil dir im Siegerkranz 4th kit Anthem Verdun Chant Militaire ON NE PASSE PAS !!! 5th kit Anthem Khusugtun - Tes goliin magtaal Victory Anthem Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Finale) Taft MoM Victory Anthem Taft! Goal horn Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn Khuleg Baatar >Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn Schei-wi-dei-wi-du Gaius & Aulus Goalhorn Avicii - Hey Brother Charles II Goalhorn El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit

The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in AD 2015(but possibly sometime after that because we couldn't be fucked sourcing). The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.

By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!

Exports

Winter 2021

• Tactical Export: TicTacs
• Aesthetics Export: Aes
• Audio Export: Musac

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster

No. Position Player 27   GK Taft 1   LB Tiktaalik 17   CB Finno-Korean Hyper war 15   CB The Russian Baltic Fleet 16   RB Pregnant Anne Frank 6   DMF More Wives, Your Grace? 999   CMF Mongolian Horse Archer 2   CMF Gaius & Aulus 45   AMF Bomber Harris/Bombs Away Lemay 21   SS Charles II 11   CF >Holy>Roman>Empire

No. Position Player 13   GK ___ Battle of the Isonzo 66   LB Maoist Worst Nightmare 89   LB Diogenes 16   RB >&Humanities 14   RB Muh Haplogroups 5   CB Decisive Tang Victory 4   CB Scottish Wiki Furry 600   CB African Paratrooper 19   CMF >study history >become ___ 146   CMF CARTHAGO DELENDA EST 64   CMF Burnin’ Sherman 44   DMF Dirlewanger

History

Previous campaigns

2020 Spring Campaign

Story coming soon

Match Log

Cup Perfomance

Event	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0-1	9	5	4	Promoted	3rd
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0-2	8	9	-1	Failed to Advance	21st
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1-2	5	9	-3	Relegated	29th
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-1-0	7	3	4	Promoted	1st
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	8	9	-1	Round of 16	13th
2017 4chan Summer Cup	2-0-2	8	7	-1	Round of 16	11th
2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-0-2	2	4	-2	Relegated	23rd
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0-4	8	19	-11	Relegated	40th
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0-1	2	3	-1	Promoted	6th
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1-2	9	3	6	Runner-up	2nd
2019 4chan Winter Cup	3-0-1	12	6	6	Round of 16	13th
2019 4chan Summer Cup	0-0-3	4	11	-7	Relegated	32nd
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1-1	4	4	0	Failed to Advance	19th
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	8	7	1	Promoted	10th
2020 4chan Summer Cup	3-0-2	15	7	8	Quarterfinals	5th

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
January 29, 2021	/trv/	2021 4chan Winter Cup - Group D	2-1 W	Charles II  63', 76'	Video
January 31, 2021	/lit/	2021 4chan Winter Cup - Group D	1-1 D	Charles II  13'	Video
February 6, 2021	/v/	2021 4chan Winter Cup - Group D	2-0 W	Bomber Harris  45+0' >Holy >Roman >Empire  83'	Video
February 13, 2021	/d/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Knockouts	2-0 W	>Holy >Roman >Empire  58' Charles II  82'
February 14, 2021	/mu/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals

Previous Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
April 15, 2016	/v/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire  45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck  64'
April 16, 2016	/co/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire  17', 66' Bismarck  33' Vlad the Implier  36'
April 17, 2016	/toy/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-3 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  64'
May 6, 2016	/lit/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	5-6 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
May 8, 2016	/o/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	0-1 L
May 14, 2016	/cm/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	3-2 W	Bismarck  30' >Holy>Roman>Empire  43', 66'
October 29, 2016	/p/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	4-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  8', 31' Napoleon  73' Bismarck  90+4'
November 4, 2016	/int/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	1-1 D	>Holy>Roman>Empire  68'
November 6, 2016	/wg/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	0-3 L
April 28, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-2 W	Bismarck  21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire  68'
April 29, 2017	/wsg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-0 W	13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire  89' Napoleon
April 30, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	1-1 D	>Holy >Roman >Empire  89'
May 12, 2017	/mlp/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-1 W	12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 14, 2017	/sci/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	4-3 W	Vlad The Implier  5' >Holy>Roman>Empire  45+0' Bismarck  74', 90+5'	Video
May 20, 2017	/n/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-3 L	87' Bomber Harris  90+6' Anarcho-Memeism	Video
May 27, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Knockouts	0-2 L		Video
July 28, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	3-2 W	7', 29' Bismarck  22' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
July 30, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	1-2 L	69' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 5, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	2-0 W	42' Bomber Harris  52' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 12, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Knockouts	2-3 L	8' >Holy>Roman>Empire  90+2' Bomber Harris	Video
17 February, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-0 W	Read the Fucking Sticky  36'	Video
23 February, 2018	/u/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-2 L	Charles II  59'	Video
25 February, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	0-2 L		Video
May 5, 2018	/vp/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	1-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  32'	Video
May 11, 2018	/trv/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-3 L	26' Charles II  71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 13, 2018	/lit/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	3-7 L	Monsieur Lindy 6' Charles II  12' Bomber Harris  35'	Video
May 20, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-4 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire  42', 64'	Video
October 12, 2018	/a/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Bismarck  85'	Video
October 13, 2018	/i/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Charles II  72'	Video
October 14, 2018	/w/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	0-3 D		Video
October 26, 2018	/u/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	1-2 L	23' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
October 28, 2018	/cm/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	2-1 W	27' >Holy>Roman>Empire  45+1' Bismarck	Video
November 3, 2018	/gif/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	0-0 D		Video
November 10, 2018	/3/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Knockouts	1-0 W	33' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
November 11, 2018	/mu/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals	3-0 W	11', 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire  53' Bismarck	Video
November 11, 2018	/vp/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Semi Finals	3-1 W	29', 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire  40' I Rabbu Rirrie-Chan	Video
November 11, 2018	/pol/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Finals	0-2 L		Video
February 16, 2019	/k/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	3-1 W	23', 56' Bomber Harris  36' Monsieur Lindy	Video
February 22, 2019	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	3-2 W	Bomber Harris  30', 36' Charles II  77'	Video
February 24, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	5-1 W	17', 34', 59' Charles II  48' Bomber Harris  65' Mongolian Horse Archer	Video
March 2, 2019	/vg/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Knockouts	1-2 L	Bismarck  74'	Video
July 20, 2019	/aco/	2019 Summer Cup - Group E	2-5 L	Bomber Harris  11' Charles II  62'	Video
July 26, 2019	/mlp/	2019 Summer Cup - Group E	1-4 L	Charles II  60'	Video
July 28, 2019	/co/	2019 Summer Cup - Group E	1-2 L	Bomber Harris  90+1'	Video
October 26, 2019	/out/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	0-1 L		Video
November 1, 2019	/ck/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	3-2 W	25', 43' Charles II  70' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
November 3, 2019	/mu/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	1-1 D	Charles II  60'	Video
April 24, 2020	/mu/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D	2-1 W	Bomber Harris  15' >Holy>Roman>Empire  35'	Video
April 26, 2020	/aco/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D	1-0 W	Bomber Harris  65'	Video
May 2, 2020	/w/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D	2-3 L	11' Bomber Harris  82' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
May 9, 2020	/m/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Knockouts	3-3 L	55' Bomber Harris  62' Gaius & Aulus  102' Charles II Penalties 0-3 Charles II >Holy >Roman >Empire Bomber Harris	Video
July 18, 2020	/u/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	1-2 L	89' Pregnant Anne Frank	Video
July 24, 2020	/wg/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	3-2 W	64', 71' Gaius & Aulus  76' Charles II	Video
July 26, 2020	/fa/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	5-0 W	18', 30' Gaius & Aulus  59', 90+4' Charles II  72' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
August 1, 2020	/toy/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Knockouts	3-0 W	>Holy >Roman >Empire  12' Charles II  52' Gaius & Aulus  90+0'	Video
August 2, 2020	/u/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	3-3 L	25' Burnin' Sherman  73' Charles II  82' >Holy >Roman >Empire Penalties 4-5 >Holy >Roman >Empire Charles II Gaius & Aulus Bomber Harris Muh Haplogroups	Video

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
January 30, 2016	/trash/	2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-3 L	Rasputin's Dick  21' Bismarck  43'
January 7, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Bismarck  30'
May 6, 2017	/block/	Invite challenge	4-5 L
January 19, 2018	/pol/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	88' Bismarck
January 20, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-5 L	Charles II  54', 63'
May 20, 2018	/trash/	Wooden Spoon Match	13-1 W	2', 17', 20', 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire  12', 27', 31', 34' Mongolian Horse Archer  15' Julius Caesar  63', 71' Napoleon  79', 90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare	Video
August 25, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	5-2 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire  16', 50' Bomber Harris  19' Charles II  22' Finno-Korean Hyper war  54'
December 20, 2019	/eqg/	Test Cup V 19	3-0 W	Charles II  3', 36' >Holy >Roman >Empire  42'	Video
December 21, 2019	/co/	Test Cup V 19	2-3 L	19', 38' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
December 27, 2019	/mu/	Test Cup V 19	2-2 D	Charles II  33' >Holy >Roman >Empire  63'	Video
December 28, 2019	/mlp/	Test Cup V 19 round of 16	2-2 L	Charles II  33' >Holy >Roman >Empire  63' Penalties 3-5 >Holy >Roman >Empire Charles II Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus	Video
March 6, 2020	/tv/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	13' Charles II
March 13, 2020	/k/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	24' Charles II  71' >Holy >Roman >Empire
March 20, 2020	/tg/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 W	17' Charles II Penalties 3-2 >Holy>Roman>Empire Charles II Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus 9th Battle of the Isonzo
September 19, 2020	/k/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 L	17' Charles II Penalties 1-2 >Holy >Roman >Empire Charles II Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus Taft	Video
September 27, 2020	/tg/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	>Holy >Roman >Empire  52'	Video
September 27, 2020	/v/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Charles II  5', 43', 78', 83' >Holy >Roman >Empire  90+1'	Video

Team Statistics

Italics denote retired players

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?

Player	Goals	Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire	44	28
Charles II	19	12
Bomber Harris	15	8
Bismarck	14	10
Gaius & Aulus	6	0
Mongolian Horse Archer	1	3
Pregnant Anne Frank	1	1
Burnin' Sherman	1	1
More Wives, Your Grace?	0	1
Monsieur Lindy	2	1
Vlad the Implier	2	4
Lutheran Shitposter	0	1
Napoleon	2	7
Charlemagne	0	1
Shitposting Cossack	1	0
Anarco-Memeism	1	0
Empire for Sale	0	1
>Marxism	0	1
Eternal Anglo	0	1
Carl von Clausewitz	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Starts	Saves	Clean Sheets
TAFT	14	39	2
___ Battle of the Isonzo	15	28	3
Maginot Line	4	19	1
Great Wall of China	7	20	0
Julius Caesar	3	5	0
Christian Dark Ages	10	23	3

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/
/his/	July 28, 2017	Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10.	/s4s/  2 - 3  /his/
/his/	May 21, 2018	Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19.	/b/  4 - 2  /his/
/his/ (Tied)	May 21, 2018	Lowest GD in a group stage with -11.	/b/  4 - 2  /his/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	February 24, 2019	Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5.	/b/  1 - 5  /his/

Former records

Holder	Date set	Record	Match	Date beaten
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match by a single player with 5.	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/	August 6, 2016
/his/	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.	/his/  5 - 6  /lit/	February 15, 2019

Rivalries

The Spooker Bowl Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.

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The Edgelord Derby It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory: Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it.

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The Siege of Lesbos A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup. We also just can't beat this fucking team for shit.

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Honors

Team

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  2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament

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  2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: At least you tried

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  2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Biggest spaghetti moment

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  2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament

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  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Runner-up

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  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Most improved team

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  2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Anthem Deutsche Kaiserhymne

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  2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Goalhorn We Didn't Start The Fire

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  2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Alt-horn Charles II

Individual

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  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Best Player Comeback (>Holy >Roman >Empire)

Team photos

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  Summer 2017 squad

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  Spring 2018 squad

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  Autumn 2018 squad

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  Winter 2019 squad

Gallery

"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."

— DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers

"Always a /his/ fan"

— PAVAL, 2018 Spring

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  El capitán dribbling up the pitch

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  (Former)L'capitan dribbling up the pitch

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  Born to feel

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  >Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match - Spring 2016

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  Julius Caesar contemplating his life choices - Autumn 2016

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  Anarco-Memeism scores during the /n/ match - Spring 2017

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  Napoleon gets bumped by a lesbian sweet - Summer 2017

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  >Wiki page about the 2018 Spring campaign.

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  Stalin Purging /his/ out of the knockouts - Winter 2019

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  The destruction of Carthage went a bit too far - Spring 2020

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  Charles continues to baffle the 4CC by scoring goals - Summer 2020