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The players representing '''[[/vp/]]'s''' football team. | The players representing '''[[/vp/]]'s''' football team. | ||
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|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | |width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | |width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|400 | |style="background:#C3D69B"|400 | ||
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<strike> Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. </strike> | <strike> Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. </strike> | ||
You buy them all anyway. | You'll buy them all anyway. | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:placeholder|300px|center]] | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:placeholder|300px|center]] | ||
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When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|? | |style="background:#C3D69B"|? | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Champash.jpg|300px|center]] | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Champash.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, who has never lost. He also became World Champion, an unfulfilleld dream for 25 years | |style="background:#C3D69B"|He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, who has never lost. He also became World Champion, an unfulfilleld dream for 25 years | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]] | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!" | |style="background:#C3D69B"|"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!" | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]] | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | |style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | ||
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P.S: Ash is a loser | P.S: Ash is a loser | ||
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]] | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? | ||
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!''' | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!''' | ||
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games. | The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games. | ||
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|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]] | |style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | |style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | ||
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|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]] | |style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span> | |style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span> | ||
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|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | |width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals | |||
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||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]] | ||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]] | ||
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>'''] | |[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>'''] | ||
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|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]] | |[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? | |His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? | ||
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|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|200px|center]] | |[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|200px|center]] | ||
|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field. | |Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field. | ||
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|[[File:Smogon logo.png|300px|center]] | |[[File:Smogon logo.png|300px|center]] | ||
|The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. | |The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. | ||
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But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}} | But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}} | ||
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|[[File:specsweedle.png|300px|center]] | |[[File:specsweedle.png|300px|center]] | ||
|So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. | |So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. | ||
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Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. | Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. | ||
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|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br> | |D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br> | ||
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO | KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO | ||
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|[[File:Likowife.jpg|300px|center]] | |[[File:Likowife.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. | |Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. | ||
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|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | |width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | |width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals | |||
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|style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]] | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. | |style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. | ||
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|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]] | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | |style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | ||
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|style="background:#919191"|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]] | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#919191"|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | |style="background:#919191"|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | ||
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|style="background:#919191"|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]] | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#919191"|? Post ELO | |style="background:#919191"|? Post ELO | ||
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|style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma | |style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma | ||
Rip grandma | Rip grandma | ||
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|style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]] | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | |style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | ||
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Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 | Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 | ||
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Revision as of 21:41, 22 July 2023
The players representing /vp/'s football team.
Released | Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Starting Roster
Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Goals
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400 |
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Gotta Catch 'em All | ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
You'll buy them all anyway. |
0 | ||
83 |
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CENTRO IS A NIGGER | abcd | 0 | ||
54 |
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Masuda | Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." |
2 | ||
? |
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World Champion Ash | He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, who has never lost. He also became World Champion, an unfulfilleld dream for 25 years | 1 | ||
251 |
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MISTA MERRIKU | "MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!" | 0 | ||
386 |
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Tentaquil | Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | 6 | ||
9 |
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Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak | Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!
P.S: Ash is a loser |
0 | ||
383 |
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WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING | New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? | 13 | ||
272 |
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Miror B. | SALSA!
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD. |
56 | ||
452 |
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Citizen Snips | Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | 54 | ||
384 |
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Fug ![]() |
fug | 68 |
Substitutes
Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Goals
(22.07.2023) | |
377 |
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OMP OMP OMP | ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ | 0 | ||
448 |
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Proud of its Power | His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? | 0 | ||
645 |
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Landorus at Home | Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field. | 0 | ||
109 |
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>fanfic meta | The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. | 0 | ||
164 |
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>implying owls are birds | "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"
But seriously, >owls >birds |
5 | ||
13 |
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Specs Weedle | So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. | 0 | ||
999 |
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Best Pokégirl | Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. |
1 | ||
1 |
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KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO | D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...! KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO |
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It's Me, Nemona! | [[File:|300px|center]] | abcd | 0 | ||
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>75 | [[File:|300px|center]] | abcd | 0 | |
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Dolphin Quest | [[File:|300px|center]] | abcd | 0 | ||
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HOUSEWIFE'd | Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. | 0 |
Released Players
Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | Goals
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64 |
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THAT ONE TREE | JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. | 0 | ||
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Trumpets | Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | 3 | ||
83 |
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John Gamefreak | AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | 0 | ||
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? Post ELO | ? Post ELO | 0 | ||
477 |
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Grandma Dusknoir | Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
Rip grandma |
0 | ||
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Stantlerchads | Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | 1 | ||
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Bravest Bird | Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 |
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