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{{sq player |bg=gold |no=99 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vg}} Git Gud [[File:GitGud.gif|25px]] {{captain}}}}
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{{sq player |no=118 |pos= |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|aceg}} {{tt|Mobius One|118th Tactical Fighter Squadron. The one-man squad and a fan favourite, Mobius helps the team by leading up front as he used to in the good ol' days trashing Erusean nuggets.}} [[File:Mobius.jpg|25px]]}}
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|nikg}} {{tt|Babu|One of the strongest Nikkes in the game, but with the mind of an infant. The only thing she remembers is her love for Shikicum and mowing enemies down with her shoulder-mounted LMG.}}}}
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{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|kfg}} Defeat the (Other) Horses!}}
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Revision as of 20:41, 6 July 2024

/vg/
Laboris gloria Ludi
Vg logo.png
/vg/ - Video Game Generals
Founded May 2012
Manager King of All Cosmos
IRL manager BigOlBrainlet !!FdkNaxmlSdM
Reso !!q9PyzmIBtiU
Streak
Team colors
Extra team colors
Chat color 000B60
Navy Blue
Ranking 28 (increase 2)
Highest rank 1st (August 2014-February 2015, August-October 2018, March-June 2019)
Lowest rank 54th (November 2013-March 2014, March 2016)
Top scorer Git Gud (66)
Top assister Git Gud (36)
Captain Git Gud
Website /vg/ - Video Game Generals
Nickname The Generals
Home ground Dyeep Spyace Nyine
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
64 17 61 142 45.07%
GF GA GD
251 244 +7
Biggest win
/vg/ Vg icon.png 7–1 Y icon.png /y/
April 17, 2016
Biggest defeat
/vg/ Vg icon.png 0–4 I icon.png /i/
April 17, 2016
First match
/v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
May 26, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 13 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup)
Best result 1st, 2018 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 1st, 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Next Door
~Indestructible~
Street Fighter IV
Victory Anthem Baba Yetu
Civilization IV

Goal horn XCOM UFO Defense Intro Metal Remix
XCOM: UFO Defense
Comeback Goal Horn Unlimited Justice
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Kits
Home kit Vghome-2017sc.png
Away kit Vgaway-2017sc.png
Goalkeeper kit Vg goalkeeper kit 2017 summer cup.png
Third kit Vg alt kit 3 2022 winter cup.png


Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, /vg/ has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and gay fucking shit. Sometimes all three at once.

The football team is proudly no different.

A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents, sometimes >we're good, and good enough to win a Cup. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time >we're as bad as the board >we claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.

Welcome to /vg/ F.C., the team representing the board of /vg/ - Video Game Generals. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.

Team Info

Team colors (the ones that aren't white) are:
Navy Blue (hex 000B60, RGB 0 11 96)
Old-School Purple (hex A200AB, RGB 162 0 171)
Implication Green (hex 789922, RGB 120 153 34)

See this page for the most recent exports.

Current Roster

Main article: /vg/ Roster

No. Position Player
0
  GK
Nikg icon.png Uhhh, Union and Id?
68 Hgg2d icon.png I'm going to Alice! Alice.png
7 Uma icon.png SHONBORI RUDOLF Uma40.png
10 Ss13g icon.png Clown (as /vg/) Ss13g logo.png
3 Gbpen icon.png Angry Gremlin CHU21.png
16 Utg icon.png La Creatura... GRANDE UTGSusie.png
10 Ddg icon.png Grigori
69 Bag icon.png I believe in the happy ending
88 Gfg icon.png Jefooty
000 Gbfg icon.png Your Fate Is Over Retard Vice-captain
99 Vg icon.png Git Gud GitGud.gif Captain
No. Position Player
118 Aceg icon.png Mobius One Mobius.jpg
8 Gig icon.png Fuck Jeannies Gig klee.png
11 Smtg icon.png Jack Frost
2 Dbg icon.png YOSHAAAAAAAAAAA!
500 2hug icon.png Dead Womb
Cock Domg icon.png Giant Man-Eating Jews Domg son.png
22 Wtg icon.png DUCE DUCE DUCE
0 Pmmm icon.png Mabbers Mabbers.png
10 Snowg icon.png Wild Cunt Thuglyfe.png
9 Llsifg icon.png holy shit a talking dog?? Holy shit a talking dog portrait.png
21 Lcg icon.png DEFRAUDED
99 Tf2g icon.png Random Crits are Fair & Balanced

/vg/ League

Since the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top three teams in the League. For a full list of /vg/ Leagues and champions, go here.

Match History

See /vg/ Past Match History for matches from previous years, as well as any voided matches not seen on this page. Also see /vg/ Statistics for extra statistical autism.

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
October 13, 2023 B icon.png /b/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 5–3 W Git Gud Goal 2'17'74'
DANTEEEEHHHHHH Goal 40'85'
October 14, 2023 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3–2 W Git Gud Goal 21'43'
DANTEEEEHHHHHH Goal 67'
October 15, 2023 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2–0 W Git Gud Goal 69'
Clown (as CMF) Goal 88'
October 28, 2023 Vm icon.png /vm/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 2–0 W DANTEEEEHHHHHH Goal 26'
Git Gud Goal 60'
November 3, 2023 F icon.png /f/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 1–2 L DANTEEEEHHHHHH Goal 84'
November 5, 2023 V icon.png /v/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 2–1 W S U P R E M E Goal 59'90+0'
November 11, 2023 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16 2–3 L Git Gud Goal 24'76'

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 10, 2022 Vp icon.png /vp/ Weekly Divegrass 1–2 L I'm Going to Alice! Goal 50'
February 1, 2022 Vt icon.png /vt/ Weekly Divegrass 1–3 L I'm Going to Alice! Goal 41'
February 11, 2022 Trash icon.png /trash/ Garbage Week 12–0 W fumika xD Goal 8'45+3'
Nyagger Goal 13'33'39'43'77'82'
Git Gud Goal 17'59'90+2'
[Your Team] DOESN'T COUNT Goal 88'
February 15, 2022 Vr icon.png /vr/ Weekly Divegrass 1–2 L [BIG SHOT] Goal 76'
February 21, 2022 Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ Weekly Divegrass 4–1 W fumika xD Goal 8'15'
Git Gud Goal 35'
Nyagger Goal 84'
March 14, 2022 Vp icon.png /vp/ Weekly Divegrass 2–0 W Git Gud Goal 18'
Nyagger Goal 68'
March 28, 2022 Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ Weekly Divegrass 2–4 L Git Gud Goal 19'
fumika xD Goal 41'
April 4, 2022 Vr icon.png /vr/ Weekly Divegrass 1–3 L Git Gud Goal 88'
April 18, 2022 Vt icon.png /vt/ Weekly Divegrass 2–1 W Git Gud Goal 34'75'
May 9, 2022 V icon.png /v/ Weekly Divegrass 1–2 W Nyagger Goal 51'
May 16, 2022 Vm icon.png /vm/ Weekly Divegrass 6–1 W Git Gud Goal 4'23'43'
Finally, A Break Goal 39'
fumika xD Goal 59'79'
June 6, 2022 Vst icon.png /vst/ Weekly Divegrass 6–1 W Finally, A Break Goal 14'49'67'
Git Gud Goal 27'34'90+3'
September 16, 2022 W icon.png /w/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2–2 W
(2–1 PK)
Git Gud Goal 34'
ZERO SANITY Goal 59'
September 30, 2022 D icon.png /d/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2–1 W Sisterfucker Goal 4'
Git Gud Goal 56'
October 2, 2022 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1–1 L
(3–4 PK)
Basement Bubba Goal 17'
April 14, 2023 H icon.png /h/ 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3–2 W wegh Goal 38'60'86'
April 16, 2023 V icon.png /v/ 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 0–4 L
September 22, 2023 Vmg icon.png /vmg/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1–1 L
(3-4 PK)
wegh Goal 32'
September 23, 2023 A icon.png /a/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3–3 L
(2-4 PK)
wegh Goal 18'
Git Gud Goal 26'61'
September 24, 2023 Vt icon.png /vt/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3–3 L
(3-4 PK)
ZERO SANITY Goal 10'18'
Fuck Jeannies Goal 65'
October 2, 2023 Vt icon.png /vt/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1–0 W wegh Goal 30'

Overall Records

Competition Record (W-D-L) Goals Scored Goals Allowed Goal Differential Overall Finish
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1-3 12 15 -3 4th
2013 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 4 7 -3 23rd
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-0-2 1 5 -4 25th
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 5 8 -3 28th
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-0-3 12 5 +7 6th
2014 4chan Summer Cup 5-0-2 9 4 +5 3rd
2015 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-1 2 4 -2 21st
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-1-3 3 9 -6 38th
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0-3 5 11 -6 34th (tied)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-2 15 14 +1 10th in Qualifiers
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-0-2 15 12 +3 7th
2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-2-1 6 5 +1 8th
2017 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 19th
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 1 3 -2 27th
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6-0-2 18 9 +9 3rd
2018 4chan Summer Cup 5-1-1 15 7 +8 1st
2019 4chan Winter Cup 4-0-3 21 22 -1 4th
2019 4chan Summer Cup 2-1-1 7 4 +3 15th
2020 4chan Winter Cup 3-3-1 11 8 +3 2nd
2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-2 4 4 0 11th
2021 4chan Winter Cup 2-0-2 7 6 +1 11th
2021 4chan World Cup 1-0-2 4 6 -2 47th (tied)
2022 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 3 6 -3 32nd
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-1 6 5 +1 18th
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 7-0-0 24 15 +9 1st
2023 4chan Winter Cup 0-1-2 2 7 -5 29th
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 20th
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-0-0 10 5 +5 1st
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0-2 7 6 +1 11th
Cup Matches 59-17-53 237 220 +17 >win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%
Official Friendlies 5-0-8 14 24 -10 >implying friendlies matter
Unofficial Matches 24-5-41 152 159 -7 >implying invitationals matter
Total 64-17-61 251 244 +7 Updated to last match, played on November 11, 2023

The Rivalry

V logo.png
/v/ - Vidya Derby
Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?

To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 5 official matches, with both of their wins coming in friendlies. However, /vg/'s lone win in the series came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. Most recently, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, /vg/ and /v/ played out a terrible 0–0 draw that nearly sent both teams to the Babby. Ultimately, /vg/ advanced and made the final.
Since the last Vidya Derby, /v/ finally won an Elite Cup, meaning both teams have been the undisputed Elite Champion at some point in time and also /vg/ won a babby. Now more than ever, any future meetings WILL be >fun. We can only hope.

2-2-2
  2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
26 May 2012 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Arino Goal 39' Unknown

  2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
6 June 2014 /v/ V icon.png 2–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Reggie Fils-Aimé Goal 22'76' Unknown

  2014 4chan Summer Cup  
26 July 2014 /v/ V icon.png 1–4 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage
Mr. Bones Goal 3' Goal 38' Blaster ;)
Goal 77' Simon Viklund
Goal 82' Snowager
Goal 89' Git Gud
Vidya Stadium
Attendance: 1019

  2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
25 January 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–1 V icon.png /v/

Goal 21' SANIC Unknown

  Vidya Bowl (Unofficial)  
26 September 2015 /v/ V icon.png 4–1 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage
Gabe Newell Goal 21'28'
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] Goal 52'
SANIC Goal 71'
Goal 59' SEX KING /toy/ Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 3–1 V icon.png /v/

Group Stage
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 38'
Git Gud Goal 59'
Blaster :( Goal 90'
Goal 15' Gabe Newell KONAMI Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 2–5 V icon.png /v/

3rd Place Match
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 86'
Purple Heart Goal 88'
Goal 41' Hideo Kojima
Goal 45+'62'71' Gabe Newell
Goal 59' SANIC
The Arcadium

  Vidya Bowl II (Unofficial)  
11 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 5–2 Vg icon.png /vg/
17:40

Group Stage
BUT FIRST Goal 41'67' (pen.)
Christopher Robin Goal 50'53'
SANIC Goal 87'
Goal 45+1' WIIIIIIIIIINDS!
Goal 65' Git Gud
Final PEStination

12 March 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–3 V icon.png /v/
17:40

Group Stage
Grigori Goal 27' Goal 45+0' Todd Howard
Goal 76' BUT FIRST
Goal 79' SANIC
Unlimited Blade Works

12 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
21:40

Final
BUT FIRST Goal 59' KONAMI Stadium

  2017 4chan Summer Cup  
30 July 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–1 V icon.png /v/
18:00

Git Gud Goal 68' Goal 12' BUT FIRST Dark Age of Divegrass
Attendance: 1011

  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
19 October 2018 /v/ V icon.png 1–2 Vg icon.png /vg/

Console Peasant Goal 6' Goal 63'74' New Thread
Attendance: 87

  Test Cup V 19 (Unofficial)  
22 December 2019 /vg/ Vg icon.png 4–6 V icon.png /v/
18:20

GOGETA DA Goal 42'
nigger lol Goal 63'86'
Blanc Goal 72'
Goal 7'25'39' SANIC
Goal 34' Dante
Goal 61' Mystery of the Druids
Goal 74' Deepest Lore
The Sand Casino
Attendance: 96

  2020 4chan Winter Cup  
26 January 2020 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–0 V icon.png /v/
19:40

Deep Divegrass
Attendance: 857

  2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
11 September 2020 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–2 V icon.png /v/
20:00

Giant Man-Eating Jews Goal 55' Goal 10' TLoU2 Edits
Goal 81' FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT
AMOS Arena
Attendance: 132

  2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
16 April 2023 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–4 V icon.png /v/
17:00

Goal 33' Bing Bing Wahoo
Goal 79'90+2' Sanic
Goal 85' Loss.jpg
Intercity Blimp Train

5 November 2023 /v/ V icon.png 1–2 Vg icon.png /vg/
19:40

Loss.jpg Goal 19' Goal 59'90+0' S U P R E M E Final PEStination
Attendance: 548

Team History

Previous history here

Before Autumn began, /vg/ benefited from teams dying for the second time in six years. This time, it was /out/ failing to sign up, moving them into Pot 2 and (at least theoretically) increasing the odds of an easier group draw. Ultimately, the draw came in and /vg/ were set in 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H. On the schedule were /an/ coming down from the previous Elite, /wsg/ staying in Babby purgatory, and /mu/ from an ass-clenching Fetus promotion. Naturally, expectations were very high for a team with many personnel from possibly the greatest /vg/ run ever. So why not start it off with a banger against /mu/? MC Ride scored first for them, newly-minted silver Basement Bubba replied ten minutes later, and after /mu/ took the lead thanks to John Lennon beating his wife before the break, three goals in ten minutes (Sisterfucker and ZERO SANITY for /vg/, John Lennon again for /mu/) set the stage for Git Gud to win it 4–3 at the very end. The next match, against /an/, saw /vg/ stay on cruise control, with three goals in the first half, one a piece for each of /vg/'s forwards, and a second half of prevent defense with Ephraim making sure it wouldn't actually prevent winning. A 4–2 victory and a draw by /mu/ guaranteed /vg/ advancement early, but that wasn't to be any excuse for not showing up against /wsg/. Like their first match, /vg/ traded blows with /wsg/ (ZERO SANITY an Git Gud for /vg/, Gondola twice for /wsg/) and ultimately won at the very end (Basement Bubba). /vg/'s 3–2 win gave them nine points, more goals than any other team in the group stage, and a lot of backing for the high expectations heading into the knockout stage.

Once /vg/ arrived to the knockout stage, their first opponent was none other than... /t/. Yeah, those bastards. They'd come back from the dead and even temporarily avoided being embarrassingly bad at divegrass, winning two matches in a row to secure a surprise advancement from their group. They even took the fight to /vg/, scoring the first goal at the tenth minute. Forty more minutes went by with nothing from /vg/, until Git Gud came in clutch at the 52nd. Not much action followed, ending the match at 1–1 and setting up a penalty shootout that easily could have ended a promising run before it really began. Neither of the two actual goalscorers made their penalty shots, but luckily for /vg/, neither could most of /t/'s other medals. /vg/ through to the quarterfinals, /x/ await. What followed was one of the most insane matches of simulated divegrass ever played. /x/ scored the very first goal within three minutes. The next goal was an own goal, a horrific mistake on a header by an /x/ defender to get /vg/ to the half tied at one. ZERO SANITY gave /vg/ the lead not long after the break, only for /x/ to get even not long after, only for Sisterfucker to then put /vg/ back up six minutes after. /x/ scored ANOTHER equalizer before the 80th minute, then seemingly put it away with their own stoppage time winner. Except, they gave /vg/ too much time. A perfect longball on the last kickoff of the match left Sisterfucker with nothing to do but send it to extra time, leaving anyone watching in total disbelief. Ephraim traded goals with a literal fucking skeleton in the first half of extra time and ZERO SANITY scored late in the second half of extra time to finally put a 6–5 win to bed. The semifinal matchup against /tg/ was a cakewalk by comparison. Git Gud scored twice in the first half, Sisterfucker scored once in the first half, /tg/ made their stats look nice with two goals in the final ten minutes. 3–2 victory for /vg/ and their first final appearance since Summer 2018.

/vg/'s opponent in the final was none other than one of their brothers, /vr/. They, along with /vg/ and all the other vidya boards playing in Autumn, had promoted from their group as if blessed by /v/'s championship. /vr/ now had a chance to finish off an undefeated run of their own, one that would have represented a major success after nine whole years of nearly nothing but constant pain. And by the end of the first half of the final, all /vr/ could think about was how much they wanted to go home. Kanami managed to score a goal against them, somehow! ZERO SANITY scored the second of a half in which /vr/ never even took a shot, Git Gud dropped the final insult, and /vg/'s second final was just as anti-climatic as its first. A resounding 3–0 victory, concluding a perfect cup-winning run. /vg/ finished the run having scored the most goals in the tournament, stopped from Golden Boot contention by their own relentless spreading of the wealth. ZERO SANITY was part of a five-way tie for top assister. /vg/ even had a goalkeeper at the end. It all felt almost too easy. Now /vg/ are in Winter, hoping to be like the legendary /lgbt/ of many years prior and successfully go for the double. And maybe even beat /v/ along the way.

The /vg/ League 19 happened. /twg/ won it. /akg/ didn't win it, but came in second. /gig/ and /pmmm/ played a third place match that /gig/ won. Both of those two teams get silver spots on a five-medal team.

We were the first team eliminated lol (but at least we weren't the worst)

We played a couple friendlies, one of them was a 4-0 loss to /v/ that wasn't pretty

We got jobbed in another Spring Babby Cup fire these script writers immediately

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Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by
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Summer Champions
2018 (1st title)
Succeeded by
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Babby Cups
Preceded by
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Autumn Champions
2022 (1st title)
Succeeded by
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