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WE ARE GENIUSES! OH NO!
/tubes/ - Metroid
Founded July 2021 Owner Mother Brain IRL manager Polybius Team colors Chat color FC8C1C Varia suit orange Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /tubes/ - Metroid Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /tbd/ File:Tbd icon.png 0–0 File:Tbd icon.png /tbd/ tbd Biggest defeat /tbd/ File:Tbd icon.png 0–0 File:Tbd icon.png /tbd/ tbd First match /tbd/ File:Tbd icon.png 0–0 File:Tbd icon.png /tbd/ tbd
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]
Kits

Why do we keep using morphball sized tubes? This is our third base this month, and Samus will just keep using them... TUUUUUUUUBES

Team Information

A team dedicated to all the metroid shitposting sparked by Dread's release

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Neo-Super Meta Omega Mecha Proteus Black Ridley 50   CB Remember me? 3   CB La Creatura de la Federacion 86   CB We're Gonna Remodel your Shithole 487   DMF FUCK The Blue EMMI 72   RMF THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY 111   LMF Why Can't Metroid Crawl 0   AMF Big Bird 1   AMF We're Geniuses! 61   SS For Science!" 44   SS TUUUUUUUUUBES

No. Position Player #   GK Oops All X #   CB Craig's Favorite Speedrunning Game 4   CB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2   CB We Truly Are Now The Metroid 78   CB You Can't Beat the Chad RavenBeak 6   DMF It's Ancient Bird Magic 20   DMF 16 years in the making 11   LMF My own Clone! 99   LMF Who Wants to Play some Blast Ball? #   RMF Sylux #   RMF Absolutely Disgusting 5   SS TECHNOLOGY