Group H of the 2018 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
| Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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 /an/ |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
5
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 /int/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
4
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 /a/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
4
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 /cm/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
4 |
6 |
-2 |
2
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/an/ v /a/
Background: /an/ continued their underdog run in the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup by defeating an /a/ team coming off 12-point master race of the group stages 4–2 in the Round of 16.
| Stadium: The Jungle
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17 February 2018, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1124
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Kit: 
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*blocks your path* |
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Spacebat |
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Do Fish Feel Pain? |
 80' |
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Longbois |
80' |
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>feathered dinosaurs |
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/can/ |
80' |
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Brown Recluse |
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birb |
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Grape-kun |
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>outdoor cat |
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Take It To The Vet |
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| Substitutions:
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Invasive Species |
 80' |
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Gold Fish Bowl |
80' |
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Kot Blini |
80' |
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| Manager:
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Heavenly_Pond !!sFCZyZHsSiq
Alternativeroo !!R5/4Cpex4Bg
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Kit: 
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Accelerator |
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Boku no Pico |
80' |
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QUALITY |
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Keit-ai |
80' |
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Sakura Kinomoto |
80' |
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Truck-kun |
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Potatoes |
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Lelouch |
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Yotsuba |
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Megumin |
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Cowboy Bebop |
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| Substitutions:
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Kyon-kun, denwa! |
80' |
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Smug Anime Face |
80' |
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King of GETs |
80' |
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| Manager:
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| /a/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Take It To The Vet (/an/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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44
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56
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| Shots (on target)
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2
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3
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(1)
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(1)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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| Free Kicks
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0
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1
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| Passes completed (%)
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64
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81
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| Crosses
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6
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7
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| Interceptions
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21
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21
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| Tackles
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7
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5
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| Saves
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1
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0
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/int/ v /cm/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting. Not even in a match that an Irishman managed.
| Stadium: Stadio Da Luz Extinguido
|
17 February 2018, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1005
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Gondola  10'
Amerimutt 15'
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Kit: 
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>be American >get shot |
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Remove Kebab |
72' |
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Shitting Streets |
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SWEDEN YES |
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Wh*te |
72' |
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Sopa de Macaco |
72' |
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>Argentina >white |
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Spurdo Spärde |
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La Creatura |
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Gondola |
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Putin |
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| Substitutions:
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A FUCKING LEAF |
72' |
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T-I-G-E-R-S |
72' |
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my ancestor :) |
72' |
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| Manager:
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indistrikable !!g8zMCvgDPLW
FELOOx !!itrZLMPlc+O
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Kit: 
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Shotabot 9S |
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Iron Blooded Homos |
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Piggy on Ice |
72' |
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Not Nude Lewd |
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Anime Made Me Gay |
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All Silvers Die |
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Trap Time |
72' |
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Nendo Hoard |
 6' |
72' |
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20 Adopted Children |
72' |
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Len-kun!!! |
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Kaworu Nagisa |
82' |
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| Substitutions:
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:3 |
72' |
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Swimming Homos |
72' |
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Thanks, Hiro! |
72' |
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| Manager:
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| Managerless
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Man of the Match:
La Creatura (/int/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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53
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47
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| Shots (on target)
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4
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3
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(3)
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(1)
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| Fouls (offside)
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2
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4
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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1
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| Free Kicks
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4
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2
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| Passes completed (%)
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85
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80
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| Crosses
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1
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4
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| Interceptions
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16
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14
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| Tackles
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6
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7
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| Saves
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0
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0
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/an/ v /int/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting. Again, not even in a match managed by an Irishman.
| Stadium: The Jungle
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23 February 2018, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1140
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| Take It To The Vet 49'
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68' Spurdo Spärde
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| Kit:
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Pet Rock |
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Canadian Goose |
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Invasive Species |
68' |
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Longbois |
68' |
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Scanned Snake |
68' |
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/can/ |
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Kot Blini |
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Brown Recluse |
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BREED OF PEACE |
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>outdoor cat |
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Take It To The Vet |
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| Substitutions:
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Gold Fish Bowl |
68' |
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Do Fish Feel Pain? |
68' |
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Swoldier |
68' |
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| Manager:
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Heavenly_Pond !!sFCZyZHsSiq
Alternativeroo !!R5/4Cpex4Bg
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| Kit:
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Fuck Off We're Full |
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Remove Kebab |
68' |
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Shitting Streets |
90+3' |
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SHART IN MART |
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T-I-G-E-R-S |
68' |
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Sopa de Macaco |
30' |
68' |
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>Argentina >white |
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Spurdo Spärde |
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El Goblino |
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Gondola |
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Putin |
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| Substitutions:
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A FUCKING LEAF |
68' |
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Wh*te |
68' |
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UNA VELA |
68' |
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| Manager:
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indistrikable !!g8zMCvgDPLW
FELOOx !!itrZLMPlc+O
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Man of the Match:
Take It To The Vet (/an/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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51
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49
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| Shots (on target)
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5
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6
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(4)
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(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
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|
2
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|
5
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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1
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| Free Kicks
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4
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2
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| Passes completed (%)
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89
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86
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| Crosses
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0
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0
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| Interceptions
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12
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7
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| Tackles
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7
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5
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| Saves
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4
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2
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/a/ v /cm/
Background: /a/ appeared to be on the fast track to a possible El Classico final in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup. Then, the unthinkable happened. /cm/ took the semifinal spot for their own. They didn't even make it a contest, winning 4–0. That matchup was also played while /cm/ were managed by an Irishman, so it hasn't counted for nearly five years now. That didn't prevent /cm/ from coming back, promoting from their first cup back (thanks to a demolishing of /tg/ that remains their biggest win, voided or not), and nearly doing /a/ dirty again in the 2014 4chan Winter Cup. /cm/ failed this time, however, taking a late lead only to witness a colossal titan send /a/ through to an actual El Classico (in the Round of 16 this time) by ensuring a 1–1 draw.
| Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
|
23 February 2018, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1056
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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52
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48
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| Shots (on target)
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|
6
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7
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(5)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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|
4
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3
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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|
1
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2
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| Free Kicks
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|
3
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4
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| Passes completed (%)
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79
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76
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| Crosses
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|
3
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13
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| Interceptions
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|
16
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15
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| Tackles
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11
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9
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| Saves
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|
2
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3
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/int/ v /a/
Background: The only time /a/ played /int/, both teams were desperate for a win in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup group stage. /a/ got the win, 4–1, and while /int/ crashed out on 0 points, they would end up falling ass backwards into the 2016 4chan Summer Cup thanks to their only win. That Summer Cup totally went well and did not at all include /a/'s biggest loss in its matches.
| Stadium: Estadio da Luz Extinguido...
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25 February 2018, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1467
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8' Yotsuba
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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54
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|
46
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| Shots (on target)
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|
6
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4
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(2)
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(3)
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| Fouls (offside)
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|
1
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|
3
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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|
1
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0
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| Free Kicks
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|
3
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|
1
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| Passes completed (%)
|
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84
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65
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| Crosses
|
|
2
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|
8
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| Interceptions
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|
18
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|
9
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| Tackles
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|
2
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14
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| Saves
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|
1
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|
2
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/cm/ v /an/
Background: /an/ defeated /cm/ 2–1 in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. They met again in that same cup, with /an/ taking a 1–1 draw (one of their three that cup) and providing the difference /cm/ needed to promote. However, like a third team in their group, both /cm/ and /an/ were controlled by an Irishman, so neither of these two matches have counted for nearly five years.
| Stadium: Karasuno Gymnasium
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25 February 2018, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1358
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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57
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|
43
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| Shots (on target)
|
|
7
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|
9
|
|
(4)
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(6)
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| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
1
|
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(1)
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
3
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| Free Kicks
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|
2
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|
2
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| Passes completed (%)
|
|
75
|
|
72
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| Crosses
|
|
16
|
|
11
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| Interceptions
|
|
17
|
|
16
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| Tackles
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|
3
|
|
9
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| Saves
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|
3
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|
3
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80'
