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/retardy/
DO'H I MISSED! KUYASHII!!!
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/retardy/ - Mario Retardy
Founded September 2018
Owner Komrade Bowser
IRL manager /retardy/ Council
Team colors
Chat color fa571c
Sarasaland Orange
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain DayZ
Website /retardy/ - Mario Retardy
Nickname The Retards
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
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Biggest defeat
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First match
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Team music
Anthem tbd

Goal horn tbd
Kits

The ultimate culmination of AI programming, getting drunk beyond reason, & yelling at your favorite Nintendo character for not winning that crucial minigame. This, is Mario Party.

Team Information

History

HEY HEY PAISANOS THIS IS THE SUPER MARIO RETARDY SHOW!! Here, instead of forcibly placing characters into spots just because, team positions are instead determined based upon a one-year season (going from the Retardy after a Winter Elite Cup ends to the week before the next Winter Elite Cup begins), where Gold Captaincy goes to whoever wins the most Retardy games (but in case of a tie, whoever collects the most stars out of the year will win the spot), and Silver goes to whoever collects the most coins (with the same tie-breaker rules being applied here).

Roster - Boris Circlejerk League I

No. Position Player
50
  GK
Wandering Boo(b)
1
  CB
>1
15
  CB
Welfare Dong
5
  CB
First National Bank of Koopa
0
  LMF
WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!!
200
  RMF
IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!!
40
  AMF
IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!
999
  AMF
JEWario
7
  SS
WAH
2
  SS
Little Intellect
9
  CF
DayZCaptain
No. Position Player
500
  GK
GET FUCKED
21
  CB
Trolldette
17
  CB
BOBBEH
12
  CB
Beardo
20
  CB
Spoopy Spary Bones
24
  CB
Toad Howard
89
  CB
Jobshi
56
  LMF
IT'S HIS PARTY
58
  RMF
Ear of Weegee
3
  SS
KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD
53
  SS
OG Thot
25
  SS
HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD

Roster - Boris Circlejerk League II

No. Position Player
50
  GK
Wandering Boo(b)
1
  CB
>1
4
  CB
Welfare Dong
5
  CB
First National Bank of Koopa
0
  LMF
WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!!
200
  RMF
IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!!
40
  AMF
IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!
9
  AMF
WAH
999
  SS
JEWario
2
  SS
Little Intellect
10
  CF
ProshiCaptain
No. Position Player
500
  GK
GET FUCKED
21
  CB
MC Hammer
30
  CB
Squid
777
  CB
DUDE SHROOMS LMAO
64
  CB
Ear of Weegee
20
  CB
LAMP
50
  CB
OG Thot
52
  LMF
IT'S HIS PARTY
33
  RMF
Spoopy Spary Bones
3
  SS
KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD
75
  SS
DayZ
25
  SS
HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD

Roster - Boris Circlejerk League III

No. Position Player
50
  GK
Wandering Boo(b)
1
  CB
>1
4
  CB
>MP4
5
  CB
First National Bank of Koopa
0
  LMF
WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!!
200
  RMF
IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!!
40
  AMF
IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!
80
  AMF
Fug
7
  SS
Proshi
2
  SS
Little Intellect
8
  CF
WAHCaptain
No. Position Player
500
  GK
GET FUCKED
3
  CB
KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD
999
  CB
"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMPS!"
777
  CB
DUDE SHROOMS LMAO
20
  CB
LAMP
19
  CB
Trolldette
60
  CB
Ear of Weegee
53
  LMF
IT'S HIS PARTY
42
  LMF
OG Thot
49
  RMF
Welfare Dongiroth
62
  RMF
JEWario
25
  SS
HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD

Roster - Boris Circlejerk League IV

No. Position Player
50
  GK
Wandering Boo(b)
1
  CB
>1
4
  CB
>MP4
5
  CB
First National Bank of Koopa
0
  LMF
WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!!
200
  RMF
IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!!
40
  AMF
IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!
80
  AMF
Fug
800
  SS
"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!"
2
  SS
Little Intellect
8
  CF
WAHCaptain
No. Position Player
500
  GK
GET FUCKED
3
  CB
KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD
27
  CB
BOBBEH
777
  CB
DUDE SHROOMS LMAO
20
  CB
LAMP
34
  CB
IT'S HIS PARTY
999
  CB
JEWario
42
  LMF
Spoopy Spary Bones
47
  LMF
Welfare Dongiroth
48
  RMF
Proshi
54
  RMF
Ear of Weegee
25
  SS
HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD

Match History

TBD