Group A of the 2018 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
| Team
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Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /x/ |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
3
|
 /n/ |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
3
|
 /lgbt/ |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
3
|
 /f/ |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
-1 |
3
|
/lgbt/ v /x/
Background: Last time /lgbt/ and /x/ met, the former was the eventual wooden spoon. That matchup ended 1–0 in /x/'s favor.
| Stadium: Token LGBT Representation Arena
|
16 February 2018, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 788
|
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Kit: 
|
 |
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The Closet |
|
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|
 |
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Gay Erasure |
|
|
|
|
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Hon |
|
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|
|
|
>biscum |
 76' |
|
|
 |
|
Boipussy |
 39' |
|
|
|
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Alfred Kinsey |
|
|
|
 |
|
LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G |
|
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|
 |
|
Special Snowflake |
|
|
|
 |
|
ANGRY GAY SOUNDS |
73' |
|
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|
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Hi, /pol/ |
73' |
|
|
 |
|
Autogynephilia |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
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|
/tttt/ |
 73' |
|
|
|
|
Am I Gay? |
73' |
|
|
|
|
Go Back To Tumblr |
76' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Assigned Fail !!C2hMqZSi8LD
Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
|
|
|
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|
Kit: 
|
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|
NOPE |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Ghost Puncher |
76' |
|
|
|
|
The Grifter |
86' |
|
|
|
|
Ethereal Ghost |
73' |
|
|
 |
|
Chaos Magick |
|
|
|
 |
|
Zodiac Killer |
|
|
|
|
|
This Man |
73' |
|
|
|
|
The Grey |
|
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|
 |
|
Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
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Goatman |
|
|
|
|
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/x/-tan |
|
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| Substitutions:
|
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|
Slenderman |
73' |
|
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|
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Mothman |
73' |
|
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|
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Creepypasta |
76' |
|
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| Manager:
|
XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI
Thunderlizard !!OgWEaWi3LoI
|
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|
Man of the Match:
LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G (/lgbt/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
45
|
|
55
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
9
|
|
10
|
|
(6)
|
|
(10)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
1
|
|
3
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
3
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
0
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
83
|
|
83
|
| Crosses
|
|
5
|
|
3
|
| Interceptions
|
|
13
|
|
12
|
| Tackles
|
|
15
|
|
7
|
| Saves
|
|
6
|
|
4
|
|
/f/ v /n/
Background: Back in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup, all /f/ needed to advance was a draw. They got the result in a 4–4 thriller, despite the eventual goal of the tournament going against them.
| Stadium: Awesome Dome
|
16 February 2018, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 867
|
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|
Kit: 
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AnonymousD |
|
|
|
|
|
Lain Iwakura |
7' |
|
|
|
|
White Hole |
|
|
|
|
|
Gardevoir Paizuri |
73' |
|
|
|
|
Faggot Shit |
|
|
|
|
|
HAAAAAAAAAAAN~ |
73' |
|
|
|
|
Eddie! |
82' |
|
|
|
|
DA HOOD |
|
|
|
|
|
Daily Dose |
|
|
|
|
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Party Hard |
|
|
|
|
|
Lolicatgirls |
|
|
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| Substitutions:
|
|
|
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY |
73' |
|
|
|
|
Billy Herrington |
73' |
|
|
|
|
Van Darkholme |
82' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ
Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
|
|
|
|
|
Kit: 
|
|
|
Airport General Mk. XII |
|
|
|
|
|
Slam That Stem |
73' |
|
|
|
|
F40PH |
73' |
|
|
|
|
Free Wheel No Brakes |
|
|
|
|
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/tram/ |
|
|
|
|
|
Cager Rage |
82' |
|
|
|
|
I Like Trains |
|
|
|
|
|
Blimp Train |
|
|
|
|
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Hipster Fixie |
|
|
|
|
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'90s Rigid Mountain Bike |
|
|
|
|
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Bepsi |
|
|
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| Substitutions:
|
|
|
>American HSR |
73' |
|
|
|
|
FRED |
73' |
|
|
|
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Old Steel 10-Speed |
82' |
|
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| Manager:
|
Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo
Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Hipster Fixie (/n/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
45
|
|
55
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
10
|
|
9
|
|
(3)
|
|
(6)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
80
|
|
83
|
| Crosses
|
|
9
|
|
6
|
| Interceptions
|
|
12
|
|
10
|
| Tackles
|
|
12
|
|
8
|
| Saves
|
|
3
|
|
3
|
|
/lgbt/ v /f/
Background: Another time when a draw would prove sufficient for /f/ was in the 2014 4chan Winter Cup; playing a goalless /lgbt/, /f/ were just as bad, drawing 0–0.
| Stadium: Token LGBT Representation Arena
|
18 February 2018, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 838
|
|
|
|
 30' DA HOOD
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
The Closet |
|
|
|
|
|
Gay Erasure |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Hon |
68' |
|
|
|
|
>biscum |
|
|
|
|
|
Boipussy |
74' |
|
|
|
|
Alfred Kinsey |
|
|
|
|
|
LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G |
|
|
|
|
|
Special Snowflake |
|
|
|
|
|
ANGRY GAY SOUNDS |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Awkward Lesbian |
|
|
|
|
|
Autogynephilia |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Ace |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Breeder Scum |
68' |
|
|
|
|
/tttt/ |
68' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Assigned Fail !!C2hMqZSi8LD
Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
|
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
AnonymousD |
|
|
|
|
|
Gardevoir Paizuri |
|
|
|
|
|
~~~Osaka |
|
|
|
|
|
>renaming |
73' |
|
|
|
|
Eddie! |
|
|
|
|
|
DA HOOD |
|
|
|
|
|
Van Darkholme |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Billy Herrington |
|
|
|
|
|
Daily Dose |
|
|
|
|
|
Party Hard |
|
|
|
|
|
Lolicatgirls |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Xiao Mei Mei |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Takeo Ischi |
73' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ
Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
DA HOOD (/f/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
47
|
|
53
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
12
|
|
8
|
|
(6)
|
|
(5)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
1
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
70
|
|
78
|
| Crosses
|
|
17
|
|
12
|
| Interceptions
|
|
25
|
|
21
|
| Tackles
|
|
10
|
|
6
|
| Saves
|
|
3
|
|
5
|
|
/x/ v /n/
Background: Back in 2012, /x/ were so spooky that they crashed GB's stream after scoring against /n/; they then won the restarted match 3–2, and advanced to the knockouts. Also, that shit don't count anymore. It hasn't for nearly five years. But it's still worth mentioning.
| Stadium: The Void
|
18 February 2018, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 963
|
/f/ v /x/
Background: Yet another time where all /f/ needed was a draw. Yet another time where they got a draw, 2–2 thanks to a Cthulhu 90+.
|
|
24 February 2018, 17:00 UTC
|
|
/n/ v /lgbt/
Background: The dominance of /lgbt/ all started in the Spring of 2017. There, /lgbt/ became the first team ever to LEGITIMATELY win every match in a cup, culminating in a 2–0 victory over /n/ in the final.
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24 February 2018, 17:40 UTC
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