Group G of the 2018 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
| Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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 /u/ |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
3 |
3
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 /his/ |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
3
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 /fit/ |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
-1 |
0
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 /mlp/ |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
-3 |
0
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/u/ v /mlp/
Background: /u/ don't exactly have a nice history with /mlp/. The first time they met, /u/ were a fledgling team playing their second cup ever, and /mlp/ treated them as such, handing them their biggest, most 5PA1NFUL loss ever on the way to winning the whole damn cup. The second time they met, /u/ were juuuuuuust a little better than the old days, but /mlp/ didn't mind, beating them 3–2 on the way to their first star. The third time, /u/ were even better still, having made the last cup's final. They didn't lose this time, but they were losing for most of the match, needing a miracle comeback to draw 2–2. Oh, and /mlp/ won another star.
| Stadium: Sei Michael Joshi Gakuen
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17 February 2018, 19:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1334
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Kit: 
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Madokami |
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Goggles |
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How Two Girls Have Sex |
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Onee-sama |
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Macarons |
 84' |
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Alien From Black Lizard Planet |
84' |
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Feito-chan |
 62' |
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BEFRIENDING |
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Purest Form of Love |
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Akkarin |
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Homucifer |
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| Substitutions:
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Hifumin Leeeeeader |
 84' |
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Black Sunshine |
84' |
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| Manager:
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Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap
Ravenire !!etQXOLaIL0a
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Kit: 
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Derpy Hooves |
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Faggot Deer |
84' |
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Thanks M.A. Larson |
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Horsefucker |
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Crotchtits |
84' |
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Let's Kill Applejack |
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Wow! Glimmer |
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Tracy |
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Best Pony |
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Princess Twilight |
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>rape |
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| Substitutions:
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Only On The Hub |
84' |
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Cheerileeder |
84' |
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| Manager:
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| /mlp/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Akkarin (/u/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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51
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49
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| Shots (on target)
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6
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6
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(6)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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2
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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1
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| Free Kicks
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2
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1
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| Passes completed (%)
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80
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80
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| Crosses
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9
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2
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| Interceptions
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17
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15
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| Tackles
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9
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9
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| Saves
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4
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2
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/his/ v /fit/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Amphitheatrum Flavium
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17 February 2018, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1115
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Read the Fucking Sticky  36'
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Kit: 
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Maginot Line |
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Huey "Every Man A King" Long |
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Diogenes |
67' |
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Finno-Korean Hyperwar |
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Bomber Harris |
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Vlad the Implier |
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Lindybeige |
67' |
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Lutheran Shitposter |
67' |
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Bismarck |
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>Holy >Roman >Empire |
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Charles II |
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| Substitutions:
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African Paratrooper |
67' |
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The Black Warrior |
67' |
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GAULED |
67' |
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| Manager:
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| JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP
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Kit: 
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Read The Fucking Sticky |
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No Homo |
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Gains Goblin |
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Feelin' Fit, Buddy? |
67' |
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L O N D O N |
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Manlet |
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Oatz |
67' |
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SS+GOMAD |
67' |
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Zyzz |
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Scooby |
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Rich Piana |
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| Substitutions:
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Snap City |
67' |
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Ahnold |
67' |
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Squatz |
67' |
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| Manager:
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ThatGreekGuy !!kP474qreMcq
Kostas[GRE] !!p9ZsvQpP8fW
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Man of the Match:
Lutheran Shitposter (/his/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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59
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41
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| Shots (on target)
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8
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3
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(6)
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(2)
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| Fouls (offside)
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5
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6
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(1)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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| Free Kicks
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6
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5
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| Passes completed (%)
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75
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67
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| Crosses
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18
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5
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| Interceptions
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17
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22
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| Tackles
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9
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9
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| Saves
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3
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5
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/u/ v /his/
Background: /u/'s first knockout match in their last cup run was against first-time elite /his/. They won 3–2 on the way to losing another final.
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23 February 2018, 19:40 UTC
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/mlp/ v /fit/
Background: Before they combined to win four straight elite cups, /mlp/ and /fit/ played each other in Summer 2015's group of death. The match itself was a 1–1 draw, which ended up being the difference between winning a star and being relegated.
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23 February 2018, 20:20 UTC
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/his/ v /mlp/
Background: Then-defending fetus "winners" /his/ were the benefactors of /mlp/'s first failure in their worst cup run ever, taking the matchup 2–1 on the way to their first promotion.
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25 February 2018, 19:40 UTC
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/fit/ v /u/
Background: /u/'s biggest win ever remains arguably their biggest upset ever. In the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, they promoted solely due to /vp/ being part of Dragongate and got drawn with three at-the-time Elites. To make expectations even worse, they went without a live manager for their first match. Luckily for them, their opponent, /fit/, didn't have their live manager either, and the result was nothing short of a bloodbath. /u/ won 4–0, sending /fit/ into a death spiral that took them over a year to fully recover from. /fit/ came back after bulking up on Babby opponents and busparked their way to needing a mere one point to advance from the 2015 4chan Summer Cup's Group of Death. They didn't get that point, losing 2–0 to /u/. The third time /u/ and /fit/ met had even higher stakes; it was the 2016 4chan Winter Cup Final. This time, /fit/ got the sweetest revenge, letting /u/ get 15 minutes away from their first star in extra time before taking it for themselves in a 4–3 win. The fourth time was supposed to have high stakes as part of Grip Weekend, but by the time it was played, /u/ were already through and /fit/ (at the time defending their second star) needed to win by four to get through. /fit/ got an early lead, but ended up drawing 1–1 and being relegated by /u/ like the good old days.
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25 February 2018, 20:20 UTC
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15'
