/k/

A MAGICAL PLACE

/k/ - Weapons

Founded

August, 2011

Manager

Mikhail Kalashnikov

IRL manager

Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk

Team colors

Chat color

669933
Olive Drab

Ranking

32 (

15)

Highest rank

3 (June, 2012)

Lowest rank

55 (January 26, 2014 - March 2, 2014)

Top scorer

Zergface (61)

Top assister

Zergface (22)

Captain

Zergface

Website

/k/ - Weapons

Nickname

/k/omrades,
/k/ommandos

Home ground

Battleship Bismarck

Historic performance

38	24	48			110				34.55%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
182	215	-33

Biggest win
/wsg/	0–5	/k/
5 november, 2021

Biggest defeat
/k/	1–7	/mu/
08 February, 2013

First match
/k/	3–4	/fit/
6 August 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	7 (First in Winter 2012)
Best result	1st, Winter 2012
Babby Cup
Appearances	13 (First in Spring 2013)
Best result	12th, Autumn 2021

Team music

Anthem	Rhodesians Never Die (Start at 1:07)
Victory Anthem	Gruppa Kino - Gruppa Krovi

Goal horn

BRRRRT Division

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit
Sixth kit
Seventh kit
Eighth kit

This is the wikipage for /k/'s 4chan Cup team. /k/ is the weapons board, a magical place where all kinds of wierd stuff happens like the consumption of Cosmoline, endlessly arguing over what is the better weapons platform between the AK- and the AR-platform, gassing one self for fun, and setting forests on fire with napalm shotgun shells. A former championship team and an original founding team, /k/ is known for being not so good at times, but when they are good the violence will escalate. The /k/ommandos will be playing next in the 2022 4chan Winter Cup.

Team Photo

Top from left to right: Murder/k/ube, ATF, Paul Harrell, BRRRT, Yeah, Zergface
Bottom from left to right: Trenchanon, Predator Drone, Simo Häyha, Ivan Chesnokov, Arkan and the Tigers

History

For all past /k/'s Cup History, please go to /k/ History

2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Autumn was on the horizon and the /k/ommandos were ready for the autumn push. Little did they know that this would be one of the greatest disasters in /k/'s recent history. It all started in the match against /asp/, unable to keep any control of the ball /asp/ compeletely dominated /k/ in a 3-0 defeat, making the first weekend of the autumn babby cup a very tough start of the battered /k/ommandos. In the match against /3/ Arkan and the Tigers managed to remove kebab and secure /k/ an early 1-0 lead. This unfortunately provoked a swift response from the /3/ management which ended in a 3-1 loss for /k/. Knocked out of the race for RO16, /k/'s final objective was to avoid the Wooden Spoon and went to face up against /wsg/. The match started as a complete disaster for /k/ as /wsg/ gassed /k/ to death with a 3-0 lead. But then the dead men of /k/ made one final brave charge against /wsg/ as Simo Häyhä scored two goals in the 2nd half, making the score 3-2. But in the end it wasn't enough as /wsg/ managed to secure another goal with the final score being 4-2. And thus the chlorine gassed men of /k/ were awarded the Wooden Spoon for a third time. Dark times sure was looming for /k/...

2021 4chan World Cup

10 years of violence, the /k/ommandos has by this point been a team for 10 years and they are still alive and kicking the ball. It would take some time until the /k/ommandos would take to the pitch again though as 2021 4chan Spring Babby Cup was cancelled in favour for the 2021 4chan World Cup, where every team ded or alive was invited for a massive 64 team shitfest. This would be the first cup on the highly debated PES21. /k/ got picked pick to play against /vm/, /f/ and /c/. First up was the oppressed gamers of /vm/, the anthems were played and then kickoff. The first half ended up being a highly intense fight between both sides as Arkan and The Tigers drew first blood making it 1-0 to /k/. Phoon of /vm/ immediatley countered making it 1-1, but this was followed up by Zergface scoring a goal making it 2-1. there was brief lull all the way up to the 42nd minute when Phoon scored again making the scoreline 2-2. The 2nd half was an absolute slurp fest with nothing happening. Simo Häyhä had a golden opportuniy to score, but ended up botching a shot. The match ended 2-2, giving /k/ a valuable point. In the next match against /f/, /k/ would have to endure the hyper aggressive 4-2-4 formation and it was decided to go on the hyper defensive to counter this tactic. It actually worked with no goals being conceded in the first half by either side, but it was a relentless siege from /f/ with no hope of an attack being done by /k/. In the 2nd half things changed drastically as Simo Häyhä managed get a breakaway and scored at the 59th minute. However this lead was short lived as a couple of the /k/ defenders managed to do two massive fuckups and concede two goals to /f/ making it another loss for /k/ 1-2. The next match against /c/ was the decisive moment, would /k/ survive or would /k/ die. A victory could mean /k/ advancing with a draw favouring /c/. The match started out with Simo Häyhä securing /k/ the first goal at the 34th minute, but this was as per tradition followed up by an immediate counter from /c/'s Yui making the scoreline even again. The 2nd half was unfortunately where /k/'s fate was sealed as Yui and Tomoko managed to score two more goals ending the match 1-3 to /c/. Once again the /k/ommandos were defeated. There hasn't been a victory since the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup and morale is at an all time low.

Arkan celebrating /k/'s first goal of the tournament

2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

With the results 2021 4chan World Cup set in stone, the /k/ommandos were sent back for massive strategic restructuring as it had been proven time and time again the past years that the team simply was not doing well on a tactical level. After a few field exercises and autism the team unveiled their newfound strength at the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. With this cup being a megababby cup the bar for clearing the group stage was even higher than usual. /k/'s group draws would consist of /adv/, /xs/, /wsg/ and /mlp/, a few teams with some history against /k/ and a new team. The first match was against /adv/, this match was a complete slurpfest in the first half with not single goal scored from either side, /k/ held the line magnificently but there just weren't any goals. But in the 2nd half the /k/ offensive finally begun as Big Dicc Marty crossed the ball to Simo Häyhä making /k/ draw first blood 1-0. There were a few attempts for goals from /adv/'s side as Femanon desperately tried to score a goal, but she whiffed the ball outside the net to much of the crowds amusement. At the 70th minute Simo Häyhä managed to score another goal setting the score 2-0. Another attempt from Suicide and Femanon was thwarted later on and the match was finally over. /k/ finally managed after 2 years of suffering to secure a victory.. Next up were the airshit larpers of /xs/, it was a bit ironic that their first match was against the board that absolutely despises airshit. Pleasantries were exchanged and the anthems were played. It didn't take long after kickoff for the violence to escalate as Zergface secured /k/ an early goal making it 1-0. The rest of the first half was a bit back and forth with /xs/ having some great opportunities but no goals. After halftime things changed up as Simo Häyhä knocked the ball into the net making it 2-0. It didn't take long for the violence to escalate again as Zergface scored another goal setting final score to 3-0.

SKS - > Innawoods, Zergface and Paul Harrel posing for the camera before the match against /xs/

With the first weekend out of box /k/ was sitting at a very comfortable 6-points at the very top of the group, but 6-points is still vurnerable to relegation. The /k/ommandos had two weeks to prepare for the next part of the autumn offensive against /wsg/ and /mlp/. Next up was the match against /wsg/, the /k/ommandos will never forget the dark day of November the 1st 2020, when /wsg/ sent /k/ to the bottom of the entire babby cup, awarding the /k/ommandos the wooden spoon. Despite this dark memory in the back of their heads the /k/ommandos stood tall as they entered the pitch with /wsg/. With the momentum of the previous match still present the violence continued to escalate as Zergface scored at the 14th minute. This was followed up Simo Hähyä sneaking in another at the 24th minute. With 1st half over /k/ had laid the bed and in the 2nd half it was time straighten those crisp white bed sheets. 52 minutes in Zergface couldn't contain his desire for violence and scored another goal making it 3-0. After a while it was Cheeki Breeki's turn as he made a beautiful shot into the net increasing the lead to 4-0. As the end of the match was starting to close in, Zergface's desire for violence was still there and he scored hattrick from what seemed like an impossible angle. The match ended and /k/ finally qualified to the elites for the first time since the 2019 4chan Summer Cup. This match would go on to be /k/'s biggest scoring win ever and /wsg/ biggest defeat ever. The final match of the group was against hideous horsefuckers of /mlp/, the showing of treachrous anons pretending to be /k/ommandos caused fury amound the team. As they took the pitch they decided that enough was enough as the horse removers Arkan and the Tigers decided start off the removing process with a goal at the 7th minute. 11 minutes later Big Dicc Marty joined in on the horse down putting process increasing the score to 2-0. Sensing violence Zergface had to do what he must do when violence is close and took one hell of a shot into the net making it 3-0. After half time >rape decided to RUIN IT AND WALK ALL OVER THE CRISP CLEAN WHITE BEDSHEETS OF /k/ as the /k/ommandos conceded their FIRST goal of the tournament. With righteous anger in their hearts the /k/ommandos decided to start the final stage of the autumn offensive with Simo Häyhä sneaking in another goal setting score to 4-1. But Zergface still hasn't had his violence quota filled out yet and sent the horsefuckers to the spanish gluefactory 5-1. This would go on the be the biggest defeat of the horsefuckers ever. With the end of the group stage set in stone, /k/ had managed to join the 12-point mustard race and set a record breaking GD of 14 goals, a record that was broken only 40minutes earlier by /vr/ with 13GD. This would go on the be /k/'s most succesful group stage in history.

Cheeki Breeki celebrating /k/'s 4th goal against /wsg/

Next up was the round of 16 and the next opponent was /y/, a team for the longest time that has not been in a good shape but in the latter half the group stage finally managed to find its form. The match started off in a dreadful fashion as /y/'s player Traps waltzed his way through the defense giving /y/ a 1-0 lead. It would take until the 33rd minute for the counterattack to come as Arkan the Tigers managed to equalize the scoreline. But /y/ was not out of breath yet as Gerudo Link snuck one in at the 41st minute. Simo Häyhä would not have any of it and managed to get one in the net at 45+0 equalizing the score 2-2. The next half was a lot of back and forth with /y/ getting some dangerous attempts to no avail. /k/ had the advantage in player condition as the clock was ticking towards 90 minutes. But at 90+4 Gerudo Link scored an insane goal effectively killing /k/. While defeated in the round of 16, the /k/ommandos were still standing tall as they had achieved their main objective: Becoming the panzer elite. The /k/ommandos went back innawoods for some well earned rest as they would soon be heading into the 2022 4chan Winter Cup.

Roster

Main Article: /k/ Roster.

No.

Position

Player

22

	GK

Murder/k/ube

4

	LB

Trenchanon

11

	CB

ATF

9

	CB

Yeah

10

	RB

Predator Drone

6

	AMF

Arkan and The Tiger

8

	CMF

BIG DICC MARTY

17

	CMF

BRRRRRRRRRRT

3

	DMF

Paul Harrell The Exonerated

1

	SS

Zergface

2

	CF

Simo Häyhä

No.

Position

Player

12

	DMF

Deagle Brand Deagle

15

	CMF

Ivan Chesnokov

19

	DMF

Slavshit

5

	CMF

Lauri Törni

16

	CB

Is that a FAMAS?

13

	CB

East German RPG Team

20

	CB

Cosmoline

18

	RB

SKS -> Innawoods

21

	RB

Cheeki Breeki

7

	LB

Flammenwerfer

14

	LB

A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer

23

	GK

2nd Amendment

Music

Anthems

Anthem and home victory anthem: Clem Tholet - Rhodesians Never Die
Goalhorn: BRRRRRT Divison
Victory anthem away: Gruppa Kino - Gruppa Krovi
Victory anthem knockouts: Alexander Buinov - VDV
Victory anthem semi final: Armija Srpska
Victory anthem when advancing to the RO16: Clem Tholet - The Last Farewell

Alt Goalhorns

Arkan And The Tiger: Goalhorn: Randomized Serbian Turbofolk
Roki Vulovic - Hej Hej Kikore
Roki Vulovic - Crni Bombarder
Roki Vulovic - Junaci iz prve Semberske brigade
Koridor - Oj Alija, aljo
Roki Vulovic - Panteri (Mauzer)
Miro Semberac - Jadna Bosno suverena
Roki Vulovic - Srpska garda

MOTM Victory Anthem: Arkanove Delije

BIG DICC MARTY: Marty Robbins - Big Iron

Simo Häyhä: Säkkijärven Polkka
Brace: Njet Molotoff - Solistiyhtye Suomi
Hattrick: Sabaton - White Death

Lauri Törni: Soldier of 3 Armies

Cheeki Breeki: Cheeki breeki hardbass

Predator Drone: The missle knows where it is (remix)

Match History

Tournament Record

Event	Manager	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place	Note
File:Lolnologo 2011 4chan Summer Cup	Managerless	0-0-2	4	6	-2	Eliminated	13th	>Died in losers round 1
2012 4chan Winter Cup	Managerless	5-0-1	11	9	2	Winter Champions	1st	FIRST STAR
2012 4chan Summer Cup	Managerless	1-1-1	8	11	-3	Promoted	6th	>last two matches voided due to rigging
2013 4chan Winter Cup	Diplo	0-0-1	1	7	-6	Relegated	25th	>Two matches voided due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Diplo	0-0-2	2	5	-3	Failed to advance	24th	>One match voided due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Diplo	0-0-3	1	10	-3	Failed to advance	32nd	>wooden spoon
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Desert Eagle Miles_Paratus	2-1-2	6	6	0	Round of 16	14th	>dies in RO16
2014 4chan Summer Cup	Miles_Paratus	1-1-1	2	3	-1	Relegated	17th	>dies in a playoff against /ic/
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-2-2	5	12	-7	Failed to advance	38th	>dies in the groups
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	2-1-1	9	7	2	Failed to advance	18th	>megababby >couldn't advance with +2 GD
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	2-1-1	7	8	-1	Round of 16	10th	>dies in RO16
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-1-2	0	7	-7	Relegated	31st	>nogoals
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-1-2	4	8	-4	Failed to advance	29th	>dies in the groups
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-2-1	7	8	-1	Failed to advance	25th	>dies in the groups
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-2-1	5	9	-4	Failed to advance	32th	>>wooden spoon
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	1-1-1	5	4	1	Promoted to babbies	6th	>not aborted
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	1-1-2	6	9	-3	Round of 16	14th	>dies in RO16
2018 4chan Winter Cup	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	3-1-1	12	6	6	Quarter Finals	7th	>dies in the quarter finals
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	3-0-2	12	10	1	Quarter Finals	5th	>dies in the quarter finals
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Managerless	0-1-2	5	8	-3	Relegated	26th	>dies in the groups
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Managerless	2-1-1	3	3	0	Round of 16	14th	>dies in RO16
2019 4chan Summer Cup	Managerless	4-1-2	14	12	2	3rd Place	3rd	>3rd place trophy
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Managerless	1-1-1	5	4	1	Relegated	18th	>dies in the groups
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Seigmann	1-1-1	5	6	-1	Failed to advance	17th	>dies in the groups
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Seigmann	0-0-3	3	10	-7	Failed to advance	32nd	>>>wooden spoon
2021 4chan World Cup	Seigmann	0-1-2	4	7	-3	Eliminated	57th	>dies in the groups
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Seigmann	4-0-1	15	1	14	Round of 16	12th	>>dies in the RO16

Only official matches are counted here. Official friendlies are not included

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 L	???
August, 2011	/mu/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
January 5, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 (7-6) W	Mossberg12Gaug 22'
January 6, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 W	Ruger 9MM 33' S&W 38 Revolver 47' AK-47 68', 90+2'
January 7, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47 12', 89'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47 79' Mossberg12Gaug 85'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Ruger 9MM 1', 33'
February 26, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 30' Zergface 45' Glocknade 70'
March 4, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	???
May 12, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Zergface 25'
May 26, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 31'
June 9, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	72'
July 13, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	Nex Alea 31' Zergface 65' 10MM is best MM 71'
July 14, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 W	Zergface 2' Deagle Brand Deagle 11', 90+1' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 18'
July 15, 2012	/int/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	5-1 L	Zergface 67'
July 20, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 40', 55' Ivan Chesnokov 82'
July 21, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 L
August 19, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Zergface 6' Moist Nugget 90'
September 15, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Moist Nugget 37' Zergrush 72'
September 23, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 18'
December 8, 2012	/mlp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 15' Deagle Brand Deagle 49'
February 8, 2013	/mu/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	7-1 L	Deagle Brand Deagle 5'
February 10, 2013	/n/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 L	Zergface 42', 76'
February 16, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-1 L	Zergface 2'
April 5, 2013	/hm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 14'
April 6, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
May 4, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 10, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Deagle Brand Deagle 68', 88'
May 12, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
July 19, 2013	/vr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 17' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 49' Zergface 58'
September 28, 2013	/wsg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Zergface 12'
November 16, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 L
November 22, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 L	Zergface 71'
November 24, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 6, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 12, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-1 W	Zergface 62', 65', 90+'
April 18, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Zergface 3'
April 20, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Zergface 45+' Navy Seal Pasta 65'
April 26, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 31, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Moist Nugget 77'
June 8, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 34'
July 18, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
July 20, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 12' NEVAHBINDUNBEFO 89'
October 18, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Zergface 10', 81'
October 24, 2014	/t/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 L	Vining 18'
October 26, 2014	/b/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
November 2, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	7-1 L	Zergface 26'
April 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov 5'
May 1, 2015	/hm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2 W	Zergface 7', 19' BRRRRRTT 69' Ragnar the Legitimate 90+'
May 8, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Zergface 44' Ragnar the Legitimate 90+'
May 10, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up 6' Zergface 24'
October 23, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1 W	Ivan Chesnokov 51', 57', 88'
October 25, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface 71'
October 31, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Cosmoline 60' Ivan Chesnokov 70'
November 6, 2015	/v/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov 55'
November 14, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface 41' BRRRRRRRTT 67'
February 19, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-1 L
February 21, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 27, 2016	/asp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-6 L
May 7, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface 14', 90+3'
May 13, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov 45+2'
May 15, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Zergface 90+2'
October 28, 2016	/trv/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 D	Zergface 24', 83' Cheeki Breeki 58' Navy Seal Copypasta 88'
October 30, 2016	/c/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-3 D	Zergface 9', 14' Assault Clipz 90+2'
November 5, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 13, 2017	/e/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 19, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-5 L	Zergface 2', 34', 45+3', 61'
May 21, 2017	/tv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface 49'
October 13, 2017	/x/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Moist Nugget 53'
October 14, 2017	/y/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0 W	Moist Nugget 43' Zergface 66'
October 15, 2017	/i/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 9' Moist Nugget 80'
October 28, 2017	/co/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
November 3, 2017	/soc/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Hickok45 10' Moist Nugget 86'
November 5, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Hickok45 14' Moist Nugget 34'
November 11, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	2-4 L	Zergface 26' ATF 75'
February 17, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 W	Moist Nugget 15' Hickok45 38', 76' Ian McCollum 69'
February 23, 2018	/tg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	2-4 W	Cheeki Breeki 8' Ian Mccollum 32' Zergface 88' Hickok45 90+3'
February 25, 2018	/tv/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Hickok45 16'
March 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-1 W	Hickok45 30', 69' Zergface 51'
March 4, 2018	/h/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals	0-2 L
July 28, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Cheeki Breeki 90+2'
August 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 5, 2018	/gif/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	6-4 W	Zergface 9', 89' Hickock45 23' Moist Nugget 48', 86' Ian McCollum 54'
August 11, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	Cosmoline 89'
August 12, 2018	/int/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-5 L	Moist Nugget 11', 77', 90+4' Zergface 65'
February 16, 2019	/his/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	1-3 L	Moist Nugget 66'
February 22, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Zergface 6' That Shoulder Thing that Goes up 25'
February 24, 2019	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Zergface 77' Moist Nugget 90+5'
May 18, 2019	/adv/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget 50'
May 24, 2019	/r9k/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget 8'
May 26, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Moist Nugget 24'
June 1, 2019	/h/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	0-2 L
July 20, 2019	/i/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-4 L	Moist Nugget 62'
July 26, 2019	/c/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget 70'
July 28, 2019	/s4s/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov 44'
August 3, 2019	/int/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	Zergface 11', 76', 84'
August 4, 2019	/fit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-0 W	Hickok45 8' Moist Nugget 26', 72', 89'
August 4, 2019	/pol/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Semi Finals	1-3 L	Moist Nugget 32'
August 4, 2019	/w/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Match	3-2 W	Moist Nugget 5', 81' Zergface 35'
January 17, 2020	/out/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Hickok45 12' Moist Nugget 69'
January 19, 2020	/diy/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Zergface 12', 64'
January 25, 2020	/f/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Zergface 74'
April 24, 2020	/asp/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Moist Nugget 11', 74'
April 26, 2020	/diy/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-4 L	Zergface 45+1'
May 2, 2020	/bant/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Zergface 29'
October 24, 2020	/asp/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
October 30, 2020	/3/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-3 L	Arkan and the Tigers 25'
November 1, 2020	/wsg/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-4 L	Simo Häyhä 64', 81'
July 10, 2021	/vm/	2021 4chan World Cup	2-2 D	Arkan and the Tigers 7' Zergface 17'
July 18, 2021	/f/	2021 4chan World Cup	1-2 L	Simo Häyhä 59'
July 30, 2021	/c/	2021 4chan World Cup	1-3 L	Simo Häyhä 34'
October 22, 2021	/adv/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä 50', 71'
October 24, 2021	/xs/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	Zergface 13', 82' Simo Häyhä 61'
November 5, 2021	/wsg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-0 W	Zergface 14', 52', 78' Simo Häyhä 24' Cheeki Breeki 71'
November 7, 2021	/mlp/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 W	Arkan and the Tigers 7' Big Dicc Marty 18' Zergface 36', 74' Simo Häyhä 54'
November 13, 2021	/y/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	2-3 L	Arkan and the Tigers 33' Simo Häyhä 45+0'

Invitationals/Other

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 25, 2012	/o/	Trip Cup Quarterfinals	4-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 17' Deagle Brand Deagle 21' Zergface 58' Moist Nugget 68'
November 25, 2012	/mlp/	Trip Cup Semifinals	2-2 (4-5) L	Zergface 28', 118'
November 25, 2012	/sp/	Trip Cup Third Place Match	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 24' Wound Vectors 42' Zergface 58'
October 12, 2013	/jp/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 26'
October 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 54'
October 13, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Zergface 62'
July 26, 2014	/ic/	2014 Summer Cup Group Stage Playoff	0-2 L
January 18, 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 25, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Moist Nugget 64'
July 11, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Moist Nugget 62'
July 19, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov 6'
August 21, 2015	/d/	Lark's Madness	2-2 L (3–2 PK)	Ivan Chesnokov ??', ??'
January 23, 2016	/sci/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-0 W	Brian Cox 61' Zergface 67' BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT 82'
January 24, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-1 L	Zergface 81'
January 6, 2017	/mlp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-5 L	Cheeki Breeki 20'
January 15, 2017	/pol/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Cheeki Breeki 30' Zergface 80'
September 29, 2017	/vg/	PESathon	3-0 W	Zergface 29', 80' Assault Clipz 43'
September 29, 2017	/co/	PESathon	1-0 W	Zergface 88'
September 30, 2017	/n/	PESathon	2-4 L	A Magical Place 37' Zergface 53'
November 17, 2017	/sci/	World Wars II Cup II	1-0 W	Zergrush 33' (pen.)
November 17, 2017	/lit/	World Wars II Cup II	2-2 D	Zergrush 12', 29'
November 17, 2017	/int/	World Wars II Cup II	0-0 D
November 19, 2017	/pol/	World Wars II Cup II	0-3 L
November 19, 2017	/out/	World Wars II Cup II	3-1 W	Moist Nugget 5', 27', 65'
January 13, 2018	/an/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Cheeki Breeki 7' Hickok45 73' Zergface 77'
January 21, 2018	/w/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Moist Nugget 19', 51' Ian McCollum 27' Hickok45 41' (freekick)
October 5, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Assault Clips 33'
October 20, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Hoppes No. 9 72'
March 8, 2020	/mu/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
March 13, 2020	/his/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Hickok45 6'
March 14, 2020	/an/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Cheeki Breeki 48'
April 4, 2020	/hardstyle/	Mogra Void Cup	2-1 W	Hickok45 4' Moist Nugget 72'
April 4, 2020	/skg/	Mogra Void Cup	4-2 W	Moist Nugget 14', 76' Hickok45 54' Cheeki Breeki 83'
April 4, 2020	/porter/	Mogra Void Cup	2-0 W	Zergface 18' Moist Nugget 73'
April 4, 2020	/zls/	Mogra Void Cup	3-1 W	Moist Nugget 55' Ian McCollum 85' Moist Nugget 90+2'
March 14, 2020	/bant/	Garbage Day: Spring 2020 Super Spoon Playoff	0-2 L
April 4, 2020	/a/	Garbage Day: Spring 2020 Super Spoon Playoff	5-1 W	Jack Wilson 51' Moist Nugget 53', 68', 86' Zergface 88'
June 25, 2020	/zls/	Mogra Void Cup 2	1-1 (10-11) L	Ian McCollun 45+3'
July 9, 2020	/u/	2020 4CC Champions League	2-1 W	Jack Wilson 20' Moist Nugget 69'
July 10, 2020	/c/	2020 4CC Champions League	3-4 L	5' Moist Nugget 10' Cheeki Breeki 63'
July 11, 2020	/lzg/	2020 4CC Champions League	1-1 D	Moist Nugget 77'
July 31, 2020	/jp/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	1-2 L	19' Zergface
July 31, 2020	/wsg/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	1-3 L	15' Moist Nugget
July 31, 2020	/mu/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	3-5 L	5' Zergface 45+2' Jack Wilson 74' Moist Nugget
July 31, 2020	/mlp/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	9-0 W	10', 24', 62' Jack Wilson 14' Moist Nugget 44', 49', 71' Zergface 82'A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer 89' Ian McCollum
September 12, 2020	/an/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Lauri Törni 16' Simo Häyhä 53'
September 19, 2020	/his/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1(2-1) W	Jack Wilson 30'
September 19, 2020	/u/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Arkan and the Tiger 35'
November 6, 2020	/vr/	Garbage Day: Autumn 2020 Raking	0-3 L
November 6, 2020	/mlp/	Garbage Day: Autumn 2020 Raking	0-0(5-4) W
December 22, 2020	/honk/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä 45+1' Arkan and The Tigers 82'
December 23, 2020	/toy/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 80' Zergface 87'
December 28, 2020	/twg/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	4-1 W	Simo Häyhä 11', 78' Zergface 57' Arkan and The Tigers 71'
December 29, 2020	/moonman/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	7-4 W	Zergface 11', 47', 68', 70', 73' Lauri Törni 28', 40'
December 30, 2020	/balk/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	2-3 L	Own goal 51' Simo Häyhä 70'
Januray 15, 2021	/pol/	Test Cup V 21	0-0 D
Januray 15, 2021	/r6g/	Test Cup V 21	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 2'
Januray 16, 2021	/pol/	Test Cup V 21	0-4 L
Januray 17, 2021	/r6g/	Test Cup V 21	1-0 W	Zergface 58'
Januray 22, 2021	/p/	Test Cup V 21	4-2 W	Arkan And The Tigers 8' Zergface 47' Simo Häyhä 112', 117'
Januray 22, 2021	/biz/	Test Cup V 21	3-1 L	Zergface 10'
Januray 22, 2021	/mlp/	Test Cup V 21	3-1 L	Arkan And the Tigers 28'
May 15, 2021	/x/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	1-1(4-2) W	Simo Häyhä 24'
May 16, 2021	/a/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	5-8 L	MIGA :DDDD 2' Maho Nishizumi 27', 59' Alisa 53' Erika 90+5'
May 22, 2021	/p/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	2-2(1-3) L	Arkan and the Tigers 62' Simo Häyhä 83'
May 23, 2021	/his/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	1-2 L	Zergface 73'

Goalscorers Table

Player	Goals
Zergface	61
Simo Häyha(Moist Nugget)	40
Deagle Brand Deagle	11
Hickok45	11
Ivan Chesnokov	8
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT	6
AK-47	5
Cheeki Breeki	4
Arkan and the Tigers	4
Ruger 9MM	3
Ian McCollum	3
Cosmoline	2
Ragnar The Legitimate	2
Mossberg12Gaug	2
Navy Seal Pasta	2
10MM is best MM	1
Nex Alea	1
Glocknade	1
S&W 38 Revolver	1
NEVABINDUNBEFO	1
Vining	1
The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up	1
ATF	1
Big Dicc Marty	1

Only official matches are counted here.

Rivalries


/k/ommandos vs /sp/artans A rivalry that was first truly realized in the finals of the 2012 Winter Cup. /k/ The People's Team, a group of men from all walks of life. Prior to the finals, /k/ had defeated /sp/ in winners bracket play and three additional times in friendlies. /sp/ finally won a 3-0 shut out in the first leg of the finals but /k/ came back to knock off /sp/ 2-1. /k/'s Heroic run in the finals saw them defeat a team with some of 4chan's most elite players including George Costanza, Messi, and Da Burrs. In the process, /sp/ was once again prevented from winning the cup, and /k/ earned their eternal hate.
2-0-1


The Ol' War Song The best rivalries develop organically. /mu/-/k/ is the perfect example of this and in many ways the perfect rivalry in the 4chan cup. /mu/’s oldest and fiercest rivals, the /k/ommandos have never failed to meet up with the /mu/tants somewhere along the way whenever both teams have made their way to the same tournament. The first meeting between these two storied sides occurred in the original 2011 Summer Cup, which /mu/ took by a scoreline of 2-1. /k/ however returned fire next Winter, defeating /mu/ in a penalty shootout on their way to hoisting a 4chan cup. Once again, the two sides met the following Summer Cup, which ended in an explosive 3-3 stalemate in the group stages. Meeting again next Winter, we were to see a completely different story. /mu/ would reassert their dominance in style, outgunning the weapons board by seven goals to one, led by captain Jeff Mangum’s then-record 5 goals in a single game, helping send /k/ down to their first-ever babby cup. The two would not meet again until /mu/’s own Championship run in Summer 2014, where the game was decided in /mu/’s favor off a late Talentless Hack goal. Back in Winter, the /k/ommandos look to find /mu/ somewhere on the battlefield so they may tip the scales of this historic rivalry back in their favor, and the /mu/tants not only expect but relish the opportunity to meet the old enemy on the field once more in the best rivalry in the 4chan Cup. /a/ and /sp/ wish they could have a rivalry this great. /mu/ leads this rivalry with 3 wins, 1 draw, and 1 loss.
1-1-3

Honors

2012 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
Trip Cup: 3rd Place
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Goalhorn
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best New Anthem
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: At least you tried, Worst Music
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Worst Music
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Most improved team
2019 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup : Highest goal differential in group stage:(+14) (over 4 games)

Videos

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Gallery

THE VIOLENCE HAS ESCALATED
Give that cooked grenade a good rub
Is that a FAMAS' reaction to the 2-2 draw
Zergface having an episode of PTSD during the match against /c/

Past Logos

/k/'s logo after winning the 2012 Winter Cup
Another logo used in the old wikidot page

Team Newspaper

/k/ravda is a newspaper made by Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I for info about the team and recent 4chan cup events. Issue no. 47 onwards is made by Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk.