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In the back corner of 4chan, kicking its own can with fellow fap boards /s/ and /gif/ while visiting strange weeb cousin /y/ on the weekends, lies /hm/, a board of TRUE men. Big, Hairy, Loveable and Cuddly, the bears of this board bring their own force to the cup. They're masters of the art of drawing matches and leave entire stadiums hot and sweaty with their homo-erotic charge of hype, and always looking to up their game with a nice round of Soccer Practice. Even unmanaged, they've been able to march through to the Top 8 in the Autumn Babby Cup, and while some riggy diggy happened in the following Winter season followed by a huge hiatus throughout 2013, these men are primed, oiled, and ready to charge into the competition and wind up on top.
Important Links
Kits by SDA- http://www.mediafire.com/download/ekc5oz88cj8u28s/hm+kits.rar
STDSTDSTD Blender Head - https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/48219719/hm.zip
/hm/ Faces by SDA (Currently Broken) - http://www.mediafire.com/download/jg8aio37x808en1/hm+faces.rar
Export - http://www.mediafire.com/download/agr7kjmfja98ptw/BEARFORCE1.rar
A note to 4CCC; I will be at NYCC all of Thursday until late in the day and probably after the export deadline (EST local here). SDA and Smugleaf have my blenders/faces and updated kits respectively. They may update the export and kit links respectively on the wiki page here. I have given them permission to do so, as my busy schedule has kept me from organizing it all and posting it independently. I have discussed this issue with Snorlax. Forgive me if this causes any issues. --Gayman Alpha (talk) 05:26, 9 October 2014 (UTC)
Team History
Forged in the Summer of 2012 and debuting their first performance in an exhibition against /h/, the Handsome Men of /hm/ started off their career on a high note. Marching into the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup unmanaged, a shaky Group Stage against /mlp/, /diy/, and /3/ had many questioning the legitimacy of the gay team against fellow newcomer and apparent strongman /trv/ in the Round of 16. A commanding match ending with a 3-0 trouncing of the Frequent Flyer board, and /hm/ placed in the Top 8 of the Babby tournament.
The next cup would forever seal the team as a top-tier player in the big leagues. Grouped with /d/, /v/, and /ck/, it was average fare for the stalwart squadron, hosting a new lead Center Forward with the loudest of roars. A win against the dickgirls and a loss against the vidya left new manager Falcon71 in a touch of a predicament against /ck/; win or be relegated. After two quick goals from fresh blood Bearforce, the /ck/ manager had a breakdown and gave up altogether on the match, letting /hm/ have their way with Nachos and friends. What followed was a record-tying run, Bearforce scoring a one-time-matched five goals and partner striker Disturbia earning her own brace. The Cinderella story would end there, as the one ebin meme /hm/ produced was disqualified from playing against /a/, and despite an early Bearforce goal, the team was sent tumbling out of the 2013 4chan Winter Cup.
The hard times wouldn't end there, as with the advent of Dragongate, /hm/'s Elite Cup run was deemed illegitimate, and the team was sent tumbling back to the babbies. Managerless for qualification, /vg/ was sent to play in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup in the team's stead while the handsome men were sent into a coma. For a year, the team would be silent. A spark on October 31st, 2013 in the form of Gayman Alpha re-ignited the team, swapping out old, tired players who had lost their relevance and bringing in a new squadron of fresh blood. STDSTDSTD and Ryan Reynolds quickly earned their keep in Friendly matches against /fit/ and /y/, and they looked to the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup for their return to glory and a place amongst the top 10 teams.
/hm/'s standard-issue Navy Kit.
Now in black! (caps to be ordered from TP Inc.)
Future Tactics/Fixtures
Next Match: 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
Opponent: 
/c/
Date: October 19th, 2014
Music: Alternate Goalhorn - Maji Love 1000%
Players
For Main Article, visit /hm/ Roster
For Halloween Team, visit: Jynx's Talk Page
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/hm/ Squad: Winter '14 Friendlies - Summer '14 Friendlies
From Left to Right
Back Row: Twink, Anderson Cooper, Zayn Malik, Wincest Cousin, Sean Cody
Front Row: STDSTDSTD, Marshmallow, Bearforce, Straight Best Friend, Ryan Reynolds, Jesse Starr
Formation Bear: Codename "Box"
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Rivalries
/y/ - Gay Off Derby
Lovers outside of the cup, rivals in the cup. This derby shows off new heights of gay abuse and bashing in the 4chan Cup. These two clubs have met twice on the field, most recently with a 2-1 victory to the mars/hm/allows.
Current Record: 1-1-0
/lgbt/ - Degenerate Derby
Gay porn vs gay discussion. It cant end well. And at the end, dont forgot to check your privilege.
Current Record: 0-0-2
/s/ - Alternative Lifestyle Derby
Ewwwwwwww, girls have cooties! Especially lesbian ones.
Current Record: 0-1-0
Results
Official Matches
Results marked in grey have been struck from the record due to Dragongate.
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| September 9, 2012 | /s/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-3 D | Jake Gyllenhaal 19'Anderson Cooper 37'Blonde Fernando Torres 88'
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| September 22, 2012 |  /diy/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Blonde Fernando Torres 29'
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| September 29, 2012 | /y/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Blonde Fernando Torres 53'
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| October 13, 2012 |  /mlp/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 2-2 D | Anderson Cooper 68' Blonde Fernando Torres 88'
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| October 14, 2012 | /diy/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 1-0 L | |
| October 19, 2012 |  /3/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 2-1 W | Anderson Cooper 37', 78'
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| October 20, 2012 |  /trv/
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Round of 16 ABC2012 | 3-0 W | Blonde Fernando Torres 16' Ellen 22'Anderson Cooper 61'
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| October 21, 2012 |  /wg/
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Quarter-Finals ABC2012 | 3-1 L | Blonde Fernando Torres 84'
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| December 22, 2012 |  /cm/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Blonde Fernando Torres 8'
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| February 9, 2013 |  /d/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 1-0 W | Disturbia 81'
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| February 15, 2013 |  /v/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 2-1 L | Bearforce 81'
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| February 17, 2013 |  /ck/
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Group Stage WC2013 | 7-2 W | Bearforce 8', 32', 45+1', 65', 82' Disturbia 47', 90+2'
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| February 23, 2013 |  /a/
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Round of 16 WC2013 | 2-1 L | Bearforce 5'
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| April 5, 2013 |  /k/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Disturbia 34'
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| April 12, 2013 |  /fa/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Bearforce 15'
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| January 18th 2014 |  /fit/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | Ryan Reynolds 45+'
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| January 19th, 2014 | /y/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | STDSTDSTD 21' Ryan Reynolds 83'
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| April 6th, 2014 |  /out/
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Group Stage SBC2014 | 2-0 W | Bearforce 32', 48'
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| April 12th, 2014 | /fa/
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Group Stage SBC2014 | 1-0 L | |
| April 13th, 2014 | /lgbt/
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Group Stage SBC2014 | 5-2 L | Bearforce 7' STDSTDSTD 86'
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| April 19th, 2014 |  /b/
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Group Stage SBC2014 | 5-2 L | Bearforce 43' Moot's Jawline 90+'
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| June 6th, 2014 |  /gif/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | |
| June 7th, 2014 |  /s4s/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Bearforce 89'
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| October 19th, 2014 | /c/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | TBD | TBD |
| October 25th, 2014 |  /g/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | TBD | TBD |
| October 26th, 2014 | /trv/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | TBD | TBD |
| November 1st, 2014 | /mlp/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | TBD | TBD |
Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| July 20, 2012 |  /h/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Exhibition Match | 2-2 (3-2) W | Blonde Fernando Torres 70', 94'
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Invitationals
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| September 13, 2014 |  /int/
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Ved's 1.04 Test Cup | 1-0 W | Bearforce 34'
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| September 14th, 2014 |  /r9k/
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Ved's 1.04 Test Cup | 0-2 L |
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