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/akg/
Okaeri, Dokutah
Akg logo.png
/akg/ - Arknights General
Founded 1 May 2020
Manager Dokutah
Owner Hypergryph
IRL manager BigOlBrainlet !!FdkNaxmlSdM

Reso !!q9PyzmIBtiU
OS

Team colors
Chat color 171727
Babel Black
Ranking 1
Highest rank 1 (11 July 2022)
Lowest rank 54 (29 June 2020)
Top scorer ZERO SANITY (24)
Top assister Donkey (10)
Captain ZERO SANITY
Website /akg/ - Arknights General
Nickname Guardknights, Loginknights
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
17 2 8 27 62.96%
GF GA GD
65 57 +8
Biggest win
/akg/ Akg icon.png 6–1 きらら icon.png /きらら/
June 17, 2022
Biggest defeat
/indie/ Indie icon.png 7–2 Akg icon.png /akg/
December 12, 2021
First match
/pmmm/ Pmmm icon.png 5–2 Akg icon.png /akg/
June 7, 2020
/vg/ League
Appearances 5 (First in /vg/ League 14)
Best result 1st, /vg/ League 18
Team music
Anthem The Golden Age Will Return Again
Victory Anthem Full Speed Ahead
ZERO SANITY MVP Anthem Doctor. [218 Operator]
Goal horn The Day is Mine
ZERO SANITY's Goal horn Doctor Dancing
ZERO SANITY's Brace horn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.
ZERO SANITY's Hat trick horn BURN ME TO THE GROUND
Donkey's Goal horn Video of Amiya Only Calling the Doctor
Donkey's Brace horn Amiya Cytus Theme
Kits


Arknights is a chink gachashit mobile actually >fun tower defense game that takes place in a world full of edgy kemonomimi, angels with guns, Russians, and literal devils and vampires, all infected with rock cancer, and it's up to you as the Doctor to try and cure them of the plague. Allegedly. You spend a lot more time murdering infected people than actually curing them.

/akg/ meanwhile spends most of its time being huge fucking brainlets that don't know who to E2 next and still can't clear TR-15, at least until they reach zero sanity and start screaming about not being able to play for longer than 15 minutes and spamming random lyrics for hours.

Roster

No. Position Player
10
  GK
BLOCK CERO.png BLOCK CERO
22
  CB
La cucaracha.png La Cucaracha
925
  CB
WageGOD.png WageGOD
4
  CB
Suzuran is our Light.png Suzuran is our Light!
33
  RMF
C E O B E.png C E O B E
11
  LMF
LappGOD.png LappGOD
51
  CMF
Operation Barrenwomb.png Operation Barrenwomb
750
  AMF
Mofumofu.png doko
3
  AMF
WA CHING WA CHING.png WA CHING WA CHING
23
  AMF
Donkey.png Donkey
0
  CF
ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY Captain
No. Position Player
404
  LMF
Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake.png Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake
20
  RMF
Platato.png Platato
1
  LMF
Los Montis.png Los Montis
222
  RMF
ALL x2.png ALL x2
30
  LMF
You seethe You project.png You seethe. You project.
2
  RMF
Cutest Cripple.png Cutest Cripple
6
  LMF
Skadoo.png Skadoo
80
  RMF
Capn Speccy.png Cap'n Speccy
5
  RMF
Hehe pinus.png hehe pinus
19
  CB
Pillar Correction.png Pillar Correction
8
  CB
Belongs to Ursus.png This Roster Belongs to Ursus
44
  CB
HellaCHAD.png HellaCHAD

Resting in Dorms

No. Position Player
1
  CB
I Never Asked For This.png I Never Asked For This
11
  CB
Whats His Name Again.png What's His Name Again?
69
  CB
Retardbro.png Retardbro...
7
  CB
Stop Sending Clue 7.png Stop Sending Clue 7
75
  CB
Mathlets.png 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD
13
  CB
African doctors.png >african doctors
14
  RB
Loginknights.png Loginknights
68
  CB
Jetpackbro.png Jetpackbro
41
  CB
Poca.png Poca
18
  CB
GAOOO.png GAOOO
99
  CB
Sad Fat Rich Cat.png Jessicat
8
  DMF
KO KO DA YO.png KO KO DA YO~
56
  CB
La Goblina.png LA GOBLINA
9
  CB
APPURU PAI.png APPURU PAI
59
  CB
Red Katana Bro.png Red Katana Bro
79
  DMF
Pixiv ID 79284449.png Pixiv ID 79284449
7
  CB
ONIgiri.png ONIgiri!
14
  CB
Be Racist.png Be Racist
420
  DMF
Zoomer Maria.png Zoomer Maria
7
  DMF
Nice cock bro.png Nice cock bro
69
  DMF
Coomcat.png Coomcat
16
  CB
Archetto MANIA.png Archetto MANIA!
5
  CB
Chenfromarknights.png Chenfromarknights

Exports

Aesthetics Audio Tactical

Match History

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
June 7th, 2020 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ /vg/ League 14 2-5 L Goal 45+1' ZERO SANITY
Goal 68' Donkey
June 13th, 2020 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ /vg/ League 14 0-3 L
June 19th, 2020 Drg icon.png /drg/ /vg/ League 14 3-4 L Goal 29' ZERO SANITY
Scored 42' 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD (Assist: BLOCK CERO)
Goal 82' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: GAOOO)
Goal 90+5' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
November 22nd, 2020 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ /vg/ League 15 3-3 D Goal 19' Horse Pussy
Goal 62' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 82' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
November 28th, 2020 Fgog icon.png /fgog/ /vg/ League 15 0-0 D
December 4th, 2020 R6g icon.png /r6g/ /vg/ League 15 3-2 W Goal 18' Hantingu Hajimeru (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 24' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Horse Pussy)
Goal 53' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Horse Pussy)
December 12th, 2020 Drag icon.png /drag/ /vg/ League 15 3-2 W (a.e.t.) Goal 54' Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)
Goal 90+0' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 114' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)
December 13th, 2020 Dng icon.png /dng/ /vg/ League 15 2-1 W Scored 16' Mystic Mind (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 40' WA CHING WA CHING
December 13th, 2020 Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ /vg/ League 15 1-1 W (a.e.t.) (4-2 Penalties) Goal 88' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
December 13th, 2020 Xcg icon.png /xcg/ /vg/ League 15 2-3 L Scored 45+2' That's XCOM Baby! (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 62' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)
May 21st, 2021 Hanny icon.png /hanny/ /vg/ League 16 3-1 W Goal 13' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 28' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Chenfromarknights)
Goal 75' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
May 30th, 2021 Ink icon.png /ink/ /vg/ League 16 1-0 W Goal 90+0' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)
June 6th, 2021 @ icon.png /@/ /vg/ League 16 2-3 L Goal 48' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 80' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
June 12th, 2021 Egg icon.png /egg/ /vg/ League 16 3-3 W (a.e.t.) (2-0 Penalties) Goal 34' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)
Goal 73' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 88' Donkey
June 13th, 2021 Fgog icon.png /fgog/ /vg/ League 16 3-2 W (a.e.t.) Goal 25' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 85' Donkey (Assist: LappGOD)
Goal 93' LappGOD
June 13th, 2021 Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ /vg/ League 16 1-0 W Goal 64' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
June 13th, 2021 Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ /vg/ League 16 2-5 L Goal 23' Skadoo (Assist: LappGOD)
Goal 70' Skadoo
November 27th, 2021 Twg icon.png /twg/ /vg/ League 17 2-4 L Goal 4' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 23' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
December 3rd, 2021 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ /vg/ League 17 4-2 W Goal 14' Donkey (Assist: LappGOD)
Goal 25' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 68' C E O B E (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 84' ZERO SANITY (Assist: C E O B E)
December 12th, 2021 Indie icon.png /indie/ /vg/ League 17 2-7 L Goal 14' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: C E O B E)
Goal 26' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
June 17th, 2022 きらら icon.png /きらら/ /vg/ League 18 6-1 W Goal 23' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)
Goal 32' ZERO SANITY
Goal 37' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 41' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)
Goal 45' Donkey
Goal 45+6' C E O B E (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
June 26th, 2022 Aceg icon.png /aceg/ /vg/ League 18 2-1 W Goal 60' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 83' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
July 2nd, 2022 Alg icon.png /alg/ /vg/ League 18 3-0 W Goal 18' doko
Goal 35' ZERO SANITY
Goal 45+2' ZERO SANITY (Assist: hehe pinus)
July 9th, 2022 @ icon.png /@/ /vg/ League 18 3-2 W (a.e.t.) Goal 45+3' ZERO SANITY
Goal 112' Donkey
Goal 120+0' ZERO SANITY
July 10th, 2022 Mmg icon.png /mmg/ /vg/ League 18 3-0 W Goal 18' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)
Goal 45+0' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)
Goal 78' Donkey (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
July 10th, 2022 Assg icon.png /assg/ /vg/ League 18 2-0 W Goal 18' Donkey (Assist: C E O B E)
Goal 58' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
July 10th, 2022 Feg icon.png /feg/ /vg/ League 18 4-2 W (a.e.t.) Goal 6' ZERO SANITY
Goal 75' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
Goal 97' ZERO SANITY
Goal 117' ZERO SANITY

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
September 20th, 2020 Domg icon.png /domg/ /vg/ League 15 Friendlies 4-3 W Goal 26' HellaCHAD (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 63' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Mofumofu)
Goal 68' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 73' Sad Fat Rich Cat (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
September 27th, 2020 Alg icon.png /alg/ /vg/ League 15 Friendlies 1-0 W (a.e.t.) Goal 94' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
January 2nd, 2021 Revue icon.png /revue/ MobaBowl 2021 1-0 W Goal 61' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
January 3rd, 2021 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ MobaBowl 2021 3-1 W Goal 13' ZERO SANITY (Assist: ONIgiri!)
Goal 18' ZERO SANITY (Assist: ONIgiri!)
Goal 42' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
January 9th, 2021 Tnm icon.png /tnm/ MobaBowl 2021 1-0 W Goal 67' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
January 10th, 2021 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ MobaBowl 2021 3-3 L (3-4 Penalties) Goal 19' Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)
Goal 42' Donkey (Assist: APPURU PAI)
Goal 48' Hantingu Hajimeru (Assist: LappGOD)
January 10th, 2021 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ MobaBowl 2021 0-0 L (2-4 Penalties)
March 20th, 2021 R6g icon.png /r6g/ /vg/ League 16 Friendlies 3-1 W Goal 34' ZERO SANITY
Goal 59' Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)
Goal 90+3' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
March 27th, 2021 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ /vg/ League 16 Friendlies 3-2 W Goal 15' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 34' LappGOD (Assist: ONIgiri!)
Goal 49' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
September 26th, 2021 Mjg icon.png /mjg/ /vg/ League 17 Friendlies 0-2 L
October 3rd, 2021 Aceg icon.png /aceg/ /vg/ League 17 Friendlies 1-3 L Goal 49' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
January 8th, 2022 Revue icon.png /revue/ MobaBowl 2022 0-2 L
January 9th, 2022 Dbg icon.png /dbg/ MobaBowl 2022 2-2 W (5-4 Penalties) Goal 6' ZERO SANITY (Assist: These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus)
Goal 31' Donkey (Assist: These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus)
January 15th, 2022 Fgoalter icon.png /fgoalter/ MobaBowl 2022 1-1 L (0-3 Penalties) Goal 9' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
March 12th, 2022 Feg icon.png /feg/ Lil' Winter Skirmish 1-2 L (a.e.t.) Goal 71' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Horse Pussy)
March 13th, 2022 Psg icon.png /psg/ Lil' Winter Skirmish 1-2 L Goal 31' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
September 3rd, 2022 Utg icon.png /utg/ New Thread Cup 1-0 W Goal 15' ZERO SANITY
September 4th, 2022 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ New Thread Cup 0-0 D
September 10th, 2022 Drg icon.png /drg/ New Thread Cup 1-0 W Goal 49' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Skadoo)
September 11th, 2022 Ggg icon.png /ggg/ New Thread Cup 3-0 W Goal 26' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 32' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
Goal 42' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
September 11th, 2022 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ New Thread Cup 0-2 L Goal 15' ZERO SANITY
September 11th, 2022 Drg icon.png /drg/ New Thread Cup 1-4 L Goal 67' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
September 17th, 2022 Kfg icon.png /kfg/ /vg/ League 19 Friendlies 1-2 L Goal 48' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)

Team Art

  • BLOCK CERO blocking zero out of five shots, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/

  • ZERO SANITY getting /akg/'s first goal ever, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/

  • Donkey getting /akg/'s second goal, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/

  • BLOCK CERO, who actually blocked four shots, against /gfg/, VGL14 vs. /gfg/

  • Fanart of Matoimaru

  • Anon cheering on his wife VGL14 vs. /gfg/

  • /vg/ League 14 Wooden Spoon forged in the fires of defeat by a master craftsman

  • Drawing of Sad Fat Rich Cat celebrating her winning goal in a friendly against /domg/ /vg/ League 15 Friendlies

  • WA CHING WA CHING celebrating his goal against /llsifg/, VGL15 vs. /llsifg/

  • WA CHING WA CHING presenting Doctor his goal against /r6g/, VGL15 vs. /r6g/

  • Drawings in celebration of /akg/'s first ever official win, VGL15 vs. /r6g/

  • The team celebrating /akg/'s 3-2 victory over /r6g/, VGL15 vs. /r6g/

  • Fanart of APPURU PAI and Mostima

  • Drawings in celebration of /akg/'s 3-2 victory over /drag/, VGL15 vs. /drag/

  • BLOCK CERO celebrating her birthday and /akg/'s 2nd place finish in /vg/ League 15

  • /akg/'s 2nd place trophy from /vg/ League 15

  • CAM ON AYY KAY GEE SCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS, OI OI OI OI

  • Fanart of ONIgiri! encouraging /akg/

  • WA CHING WA CHING delivering another victory against /hanny/, VGL16 vs. /hanny/

  • Donkey riding on top of ZERO SANITY after his goal against /egg/, VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • Sketch of BLOCK CERO following her penalty shootout performance against /egg/, VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • BLOCK CERO upgrading to BLOCK CUATRO to bring /akg/ a victory versus /egg/, VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • Live shots of BLOCK CERO saving penalties from /egg/'s players, VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • BLOCK CERO's final form, achieved against /egg/ in VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • BLOCK CERO making sure /akg/ never doubted her after VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • Emperor's Blade preparing to make his debut for /akg/ while his fellow event boss Puzzleton cheers him on

  • Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 16

  • Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 17

  • Little Amiya made prior to /akg/'s match against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • C E O B E chasing the ball around the field against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • Drawing of Amiya after her MVP performance in getting a brace against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • Mudrock's goal-line clearance against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • /akg/'s top performers against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • Generalissimo Myrtle sporting an /akg/ flag

  • Drawing of Suzuran ready to take the field

  • C E O B E being cheered on in her goal-scoring performance against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • A divegrass medal for Donkey

  • A divegrass medal for Skadoo

  • A divegrass medal for Zoomer Maria

  • Amiya wishing the team good luck

  • Fanart of BLOCK CERO made for her birthday

  • A divegrass medal for WACHING WACHING

  • A divegrass medal for LappGOD

  • A divegrass medal for Operation Barrenwomb

  • Archetto MANIA! heading AIIIEEEEEE out in her own half

  • Secret limited edition divegrass Doctato

  • WageGOD taking the field for /akg/

  • Divegrass Doc among his friends, divegrass doko

  • Drawing made of Donkey and Shamiko playing divegrass before /akg/'s match against /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/

  • Doctato Divegrassfag fighter exclusively found on the C!son pass

  • ZERO SANITY carrying the six goals /akg/ scored against /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/

  • Divegrass Doc chilling

  • ZERO SANITY bullying Shamiko after /akg/'s 6-1 victory over /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/

  • Artwork of ZERO SANITY's four goal performance against /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/

  • Amiya leading the team to victory over /aceg/, VGL18 vs. /aceg/

  • Fanart of Amiya from her MVP performance against /aceg/, VGL18 vs. /aceg/

  • /akg/ on the attack against /alg/, VGL18 vs. /alg/

  • Fanart of VGL18's Group B(uddies) hanging out

  • Platato divegrass ball

  • Platato standing on a Platato divegrass ball

  • ZERO SANITY with his Doctato friends

  • Platato terrorizing idols during /akg/'s match against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/

  • ZERO SANITY using the deaths of his teammates to lead /akg/ to victory against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/

  • WA CHING WA CHING enacting his plan for victory by letting idols destroy his balls against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/

  • WA CHING WA CHING's plan succeeding against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/

  • Doctor cheering on the team before their match against /mmg/, VGL18 vs. /mmg/

  • ZERO SANITY lining up for one of his 7 free kicks scored throughout VGL18

  • Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 18

  • Operation Barrenwomb with intact ankles

  • Platato balltato

/akg/ Adboards

Team Awards

VGL Awards

Records

  • /gfg/ Gfg icon.png v. Akg icon.png /akg/ set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 587 during the group stage of VGL14
  • /fgog/ Fgog icon.png v. Akg icon.png /akg/ became the first /vg/ League match to have 0 shots on target during the group stage of VGL15
  • /akg/ Akg icon.png tied the record for most goals scored by one team in a half with 6 scored in the first half during the VGL18 group stage match against きらら icon.png /きらら/
  • /akg/ Akg icon.png tied the record for highest goal difference throughout a tournament with +17 during VGL18
  • /akg/ Akg icon.png set the team and single player record for free kicks scored throughout a tournament with ZERO SANITYZERO SANITY.png's 7 during VGL18
  • ZERO SANITYZERO SANITY.png became the first player in the /vg/ League to score a hat trick from free kicks during VGL18's Final between /akg/ Akg icon.png and Feg icon.png /feg/

/vg/ Representatives

2021 Winter Cup 2021 World Cup 2022 Autumn Cup
ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY.png
ZERO SANITY
Second Striker
Honors: 2021 Winter Cup Best Chant 		ZERO SANITY
Second Striker
 ZERO SANITY


Team History

Episode 00: Prologue

/akg/ was formed on the evening of May 1, 2020. In preparation for the upcoming /vg/ League 14, much debate was had over the team logo and composition. Eventually 23 operators were selected, and /akg/ was ready to make their /vg/ League debut.

Episode 01: /vg/ League 14

Group I Match 1 vs. /pmmm/
With much anticipation and hype built up over the preceding month, /akg/ took the field in their official debut against the lesbians of /pmmm/. Unfortunately, /pmmm/ got off to a fast start as /akg/'s offense was left anemic, with /pmmm/ scoring twice near the end of the first half. However, the efforts of ZERO SANITY and Donkey were able to pull /akg/ back to a 2-2 tie. This was the peak of the match, however, as /pmmm/ broke /akg/'s defense with three goals in seven minutes. /akg/'s first ever match concluded 2-5.
Group I Match 2 vs. /gfg/
[REDACTED]
Group I Match 3 vs. /drg/
After two poor performances, /akg/ was already knocked out of the tournament, so the final match against /drg/ was a matter of pride. The offense (except Donkey) started off better than the previous two matches, actually being able to form strings of passes. However, /drg/ was able to take a defensive error by 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD and turn it into a goal. This goal was quickly canceled out by ZERO SANITY scoring a precise shot, taking advantage of /drg/'s own defensive error. Screams of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA filled the stands. A slow first half was coming to a close when the unimaginable happened. BLOCK CERO, already debuffed by an enemy Agent, activated her skill. She kicked the ball directly into 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's bag, and it ricocheted into the net. At the start of the second half, Donkey missed another opportunity. Following this, /drg/ scored again, bringing the score to 1-3. Switching tactics, /akg/ opted for a more attacking style of play. This resulted in an eventual goal, with GAOOO finding WA CHING WA CHING to halve /drg/'s lead. After another couple of mistakes by Donkey, /drg/ was able to score on a counter. With the game in stoppage time and the score 2-4, /akg/ decided to go for Risk 26 and threw five operators forward. After a save off a kickoff shot by ZERO SANITY, it looked like these tactics were for naught. However, a key tackle by No Thoughts Head Empty followed by an incisive pass from WA CHING WA CHING resulted in another ZERO SANITY goal. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs filled the stands for one last time in this tournament, and the match concluded 3-4.
VGL 14 Epilogue
Despite a valiant performance against /drg/, other results on the final matchdays went against /akg/, and /akg/ finished with the wooden spoon as the team in the tournament with the least amount of points. However all was not for naught. BLOCK CERO's tactical own goal was able to give /akg/ an award for Spaghetti Moment of the Tournament, and the team's overall aesthetics on their debut won Aesthetics of the Tournament. With more time, hype, and experience on their side, /akg/ now looks forward to /vg/ League 15, hoping that a new tournament will bring better fortune.

Episode 02: /vg/ League 15

Friendlies
Following the poor fortunes at /vg/ League 14, /akg/ arrived into the new divegrass season with a renewed sense of vigor. To welcome the new competition to take place friendlies were scheduled against fellow zero sanity merchants /domg/ and /akg/'s coomer cousins /alg/. The friendly against /domg/ started as with VGL14, with /domg/ jumping out to a 3-1 first half lead. The sounds of women being trampled by elephants was deafening. However 3 successive goals in ten minutes, led by WA CHING WA CHING and capped off with substitute Sad Fat Rich Cat, allowed /akg/ to claim their first victory, if unofficial. The match closed with a chorus of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The friendly against /alg/ was less eventful despite the purported rivalry. Little happened in either half of regulation, save for a clutch BLOCK CERO save on a breakaway EH?SEX? in the dying minutes of the second half. The lone goal came in the opening minutes of extra time. A quick series of passes between ZERO SANITY, KO KO DA YO~, LA GOBLINA, and Donkey resulted in the ball being placed at the feet of an open WA CHING WA CHING, who placed the ball into the corner. /akg/ concluded their friendlies with a perfect record.
Prologue
Multiple months had passed since the last /vg/ League, and as such new operators needed to be deployed while old ones needed to rest in the dorms. The final results of the squad building gave new team slots to Pixiv ID 79284449, ONIgiri!, Horse Pussy, Poca, Be Racist, Operation Barrenwomb, and Red Katana Bro. Stalwart defender I Never Asked For This, as well as What's His Name Again?, Retardbro..., Stop Sending Clue 7, 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD, >african doctors, and Loginknights were allowed to rest up in the dormitories. LappGOD was promoted to a Silver Medal while Hantingu Hajimeru, Jessicat, Chenfromarknights, and Skadoo changed skills to better reflect their positions within /akg/. The team was now prepared for the challenges of /vg/ League 15 and awaited the coming draw.
Group I Match 1 vs. /llsifg/
/akg/ would start /vg/ league 15 much like /vg/ league 14 against a largely pink girl team. Also much like VGL14, they saw themselves get quickly put into a 0-2 hole. However, after a formation change, Horse Pussy was able to take a long shot from outside the box to put /akg/ on the board. A second half goal by WA CHING WA CHING leveled the game, before a third /llsifg/ put /akg/ back into a deficit. An 82nd minute goal from Donkey, coupled with a clutch BLOCK CERO save, salvaged a 3-3 draw for /akg/ and gave them their first point in their history.
Group I Match 2 vs. /fgog/
After a barnburner of an opening, perhaps the following match should've been expected. /akg/ and /fgog/ both entered the stadium coming off of high scoring games but neither would leave with even a shot on target and only 3 shots in total. Both teams combining for 0 on target shots was that stat's first occurrence in the /vg/ league, but the 0-0 draw gave /akg/ their second point of the cup and set them up for an important final group stage match against /r6g/.
Group I Match 3 vs. /r6g/
Coming off the news of the collab between Arknights and Rainbow Six Siege, it must have been fate that led these two teams together. Entering the stadium, a debut of the Rhodes Island Mobile Base, under the sound of Ursus /akg/ was ready to permanently change the perception of their team. A quick start saw Hantingu Hajimeru score off an assist from Donkey before quickly being followed up by a WA CHING WA CHING goal, assisted by standout midfielder Horse Pussy. The 2-0 lead /akg/ took into halftime was their first ever lead. Another quick start in the second half saw ZERO SANITY score off a breakaway, once again assisted by Horse Pussy. This would prove to be the winning goal. /r6g/ attempted to come back after a formation change but fell short, and /akg/ took home their first official win 3-2. With other results in the group going their way /akg/ topped the group and entered the round of 16 for the first time in their history, just one cup after spooning.
Round of 16 vs. /drag/
/akg/ would be drawn against /drag/, one of the teams who were able to 9 point their group. /akg/ immediately found themselves in a familiar position as /drag/ got off to a hot start and dominated the first 30 minutes of the game, going up 2-0. After halftime adjustments /akg/ were able to get a goal back through a Donkey finish. /akg/ continued to put the pressure on throughout the half but weren't able to find the needed equalizer until stoppage time, when WA CHING WA CHING once again come through for /akg/ and sent the game to extras. ZERO SANITY was able to give /akg/ their third goal in the second half of extra time, and after some bus parking /akg/ advanced to final day with a 3-2 win.
Quarterfinals vs. /dng/
The Yugibro Bowl. Once again /akg/ found themselves immediately pinned back into a one goal deficit. Almost immediately afterwards, however, Donkey was about to mind control Mystic Mind into committing an own goal. A solo effort from WA CHING WA CHING brought /akg/ into a 2-1 lead before halftime. After a pep talk from Yugibro, /akg/ would hold that score for the remainder of the game, moving onto the semifinals.
Semifinals vs. /ssbg/
In a match against the defending champions, /akg/ would find themselves pinned back for most of the game. A good defensive effort saw /ssbg/ get few quality chances, however for most of the game one was enough as they carried a 1-0 lead for 50 minutes. /akg/ would wait until the last opportunity to go on the offensive and Donkey would lead the final push to get the needed equalizer in the 88th minute and once again send /akg/ to extra time. The game would remain at 1-1 and go on to penalties. /akg/ would score 4 while /ssbg/ only got 2, and a Hantingu Hajimeru fourth penalty sent /akg/ to the finals.
Finals vs. /xcg/
Just one cup after spooning, /akg/ would find themselves matched up against a historic and experienced final opponent in /xcg/. Donkey would once again use mind control to force That's XCOM Baby! into an own goal at the end of the first half, giving /akg/ a 1-0 lead. /xcg/ would tie up the game soon after the second half started, but a long pass from LappGOD that found WA CHING WA CHING would once again put /akg/ into the lead 2-1. However, /xcg/ was able to once again tie the game up ten minutes later and then finally took the lead themselves despite the best efforts from BLOCK CERO. The 3-2 scoreline would be all she wrote and /akg/ finished their second cup in 2nd place.
VGL 15 Epilogue
Finishing in 2nd just one cup after spooning was a massive improvement for /akg/, as was reflected in /akg/'s winning of both Surprise of the Tournament and Most Improved. They were also able to once again win the Best Overall Aesthetics award. While spirits were high after the 2nd place run, there were rumors that /akg/ were now cursed. /xcg/ previously had appeared in two straight cup finals only to lose them both and required years of effort to get back to a third and finally win. With /xcg/ dying after this final victory there were some worries that /akg/ had now inherited this fate.

Episode 03: /vg/ League 16

Friendlies
After /vg/ league 15 concluded, /akg/ would enter their first MobaBowl. A 1-0 win against /revue/ would be followed by a 3-1 win over /llsifg/, which saw ZERO SANITY score a hat trick, and a 1-0 win over /tnm/, sending /akg/ to the winner's finals. Unfortunately, it would seem /akg/'s finals luck would carry over into invitationals. A 3-3 game against /gbfg/ led to penalties which /akg/ would lose 3-4. A rematch against /llsifg/ would follow in the loser's finals, and once again /akg/ was taken to penalties after a 0-0 game, once again losing 2-4. A third place finish is nothing to scoff at but three successive finals losses left /akg/ wanting more. /akg/ would schedule two friendlies following this invitational. The first was a rematch of the Collab Bowl against /r6g/ before their friendly general died, this time concluding with a 3-1 /akg/ win. The second was a rematch of the first Chink Bowl against /gfg/, with /akg/ getting unofficial revenge in a 3-2 win. /akg/ once again concluded their friendlies with a 2-0 record. A brief chink partnership with /ccpg/ in the /vg/ league Randomized Tag Team Cup would conclude the offseason.
Prologue
/akg/ once again rebuilt their squad prior to the upcoming /vg/ league. Jetpackbro, Poca, GAOOO, and Jessicat would be sent to rest in the dorms while La Cucaracha, C E O B E, Suzuran is our Light!, and You seethe. You project. were added to be deployed. Hantingu Hajimeru would have her skill once again changed, this time to doko, but would lose her status as a medal to Skadoo. /akg/ was now set to build off their 2nd place finish going into /vg/ League 16.
Group C Match 1 vs. /hanny/
/akg/ would open the tournament facing off against /hanny/. WA CHING WA CHING would continue his role as /akg/'s frontman and score a quick brace in the first half to give /akg/ a 2-0 lead. While /hanny/ was able to get one back before halftime, ZERO SANITY would score a third in the second half to put the game away. This 3-1 win would temporarily be /akg/'s biggest win in their history.
Group C Match 2 vs. /ink/
Facing an /ink/ that just came off a smashing of /@/, /akg/ needed to be prepared to face this explosive offense. And they came more than prepared. A largely defensive game with a few missed chances from /akg/ saw the game tied 0-0 late. While /akg/ seemed en route to another 0-0 second game, a 90th minute goal from WA CHING WA CHING finally put /akg/ on the scoreboard and gave them the win 1-0, putting /akg/ at the top of the group.
Group C Match 3 vs. /@/
With results going their way earlier in the day, all /akg/ had to do to keep their spot at the top of the group was not lose by 3. /@/ immediately put the pressure on this improbably result, scoring two quick goals in succession in the first half. A Be Racist yellow would conclude the first half with /akg/ going into the break down 0-2. ZERO SANITY was able to score off the jump to bring /akg/ back to 1-2, but Be Racist would get a second yellow 10 minutes later, limiting /akg/ to only ten operators the rest of the way. WA CHING WA CHING scored in his third straight game to tie the game up but the ten operator limit would prove too much for /akg/ as they succumbed to a late /@/ goal, losing 2-3. However, a 1 goal loss is not a 3 goal loss and /akg/ were still able to top the group and entered the round of 16 yet again.
Round of 16 vs. /egg/
/akg/ would be again matched up with a 9 point team, this time against first overall seed /egg/ whose lead man, CLANG, was just coming off a 9.0 performance. WA CHING WA CHING scored the only goal in the first half and /akg/ would take the 1-0 lead into halftime. A completely new formation would be constructed at halftime but would not be deployed until later. /egg/ was eventually able to even the game at 1 and the new gameplan was set into motion. A faster /akg/ offense would result in ZERO SANITY putting them up 2-1 but CLANG finally showed up 12 minutes later to tie it at 2-2. Donkey was able to almost immediately respond but yet again CLANG tied it late and sent the game into extra time tied 3-3. Chances in extra time were sparse and with both teams' goalkeepers on top of their game penalties were inevitable. /egg/'s Eggman was able to get two saves, but BLOCK CERO turned into BLOCK CUATRO and blocked every penalty that /egg/ took. Two made shots from ZERO SANITY and Skadoo were enough to send /akg/ to final day a second straight cup. For their effort, this loss by /egg/ would break their curse of only being able to make it out of groups and make the quarterfinals in even numbered /vg/ leagues while being stuck out of survival and knockouts in odd numbered /vg/ leagues.
Quarterfinals vs. /fgog/
/akg/ would face /fgog/ in the quarterfinals, the first time /akg/ had an official rematch. This game would turn out much more exciting than the previous. /fgog/ took an early lead before ZERO SANITY quickly evened the game at 1. /fgog/ would take another lead right after halftime and it would take until the 85th minute for /akg/ to go on a last minute attack and Donkey was able to score off of a header combo between herself and LappGOD. Off of the extra time kickoff, Skadoo was able to drive down the right side of the pitch and cross it in to a centered up LappGOD. An initial shot was saved by BANE?! but the ball was left open for LappGOD to tap it in with her head. /akg/ was able to hold /fgog/ off with better stamina and concluded the game 3-2. Once again /akg/ would finish top four.
Semifinals vs. /gbpen/
/akg/ would now have a growing rivalry against all types of idol generals. Compared to their previous games this semifinal against /gbpen/ would prove much slower paced. After improprieties resulted in punishment for /gbpen/, they were still able to win their quarterfinal matchup. But now /akg/ was set out to take revenge for their Yostarbros /mjg/. A lone 64th minute goal from WA CHING WA CHING was all /akg/ needed to advance to their second straight final, winning 1-0.
Finals vs. /hgg2d/
Do you believe in curses? /egg/ certainly did until theirs was finally broken. And following this game, /akg/ certainly did as well. /akg/'s defense would fail to hold back /hgg2d/ all game. Failed clearances and errant passing would repeatedly put /akg/ into holes they eventually weren't able to recover from. Skadoo was able to respond to an initial /hgg2d/ goal but /akg/ would be down 1-2 at halftime. More missteps would see /hgg2d/ score twice more before Skadoo made it a brace. Down 2-4 late /akg/ needed to send everyone forward to try to get a win, but would only allow one more /hgg2d/ goal. /akg/'s second final in a row would result in a second loss in a row, this time 2-5.
VGL 16 Epilogue
/akg/ was able to win one more award this cup, with Burn Me to the Ground being selected as Best Anthem. /akg/ contributed to a second award, however it was one of their failed clearances leading to /hgg2d/'s goal of the tournament. While this second finals loss hurt /akg/ more than most teams feel in their lifespan, there was one glimmer of hope. /xcg/'s curse resulted in two straight finals losses, but it also meant that the cursed team's third final would be a win. If /akg/ could just make it back again they would surely finally get that win.

Episode 04: /vg/ League 17

Friendlies
Friendlies are entirely unofficial, but sometimes they could be seen as omens for a team's official games. /akg/ would match up against a chink team in friendlies for the third time in a row, this time against /mjg/. However this game would result in only a 0-2 loss. /akg/'s second friendly came against their buddies at /aceg/, and while ZERO SANITY was able to score once the game still finished in a 1-3 loss. For the first time /akg/'s friendly season ended in a 0-2 record.
Prologue
As usual, /akg/'s squad saw a shuffling before the start of /vg/ League 17. This time however there was a very large change in operators. KO KO DA YO~, LA GOBLINA, APPURU PAI, Red Katana Bro, Pixiv ID 79284449, ONIgiri!, and Be Racist were placed in the dorms while This ___ Belongs to Ursus, Zoomer Maria, Nice cock bro, Los Montis, Coomcat, Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake, and Archetto MANIA! were sent out into the field. Donkey was demoted back to a silver for the first time since VGL14 with WA CHING WA CHING taking her place as gold. Skadoo was also made a nonmedal again as C E O B E took her place as silver. /akg/ hoped this newer lineup would be enough to get that finals win.
Group F Match 1 vs. /twg/
/akg/'s hopes were immediately dashed. WA CHING WA CHING started quickly and scored twice, sandwiching a /twg/ goal, to put /akg/ up 2-1. Even before WA CHING WA CHING's second goal, and especially after, it was evident to all that /akg/'s strikers were not feeling it that day. Breakaways were left unshot, open shots were missed wide, and every other shot was stopped by an in-form /twg/ goalkeeper. While /akg/ had the stats to suggest a good performance, a 2-2 halftime would lead into a 2-4 loss and /twg/ took three points. It was /akg/'s first opening loss since VGL14.
Group F Match 2 vs. /vrg/
Stuck with zero points after game 1, /akg/ needed a win against /vrg/ to stay alive. Luckily this time /akg/'s offense was on their game. A slick pass from LappGOD found Donkey for an opening goal before she was able to make it a brace, taking a 2-0 lead into halftime. A more defensive formation failed in its goal and resulted in /vrg/ taking back one goal, but a switch to the original formation was able to get C E O B E open for a third goal. ZERO SANITY made it four before one last /vrg/ goal ended the game at 4-2. /akg/ still needed results but they had dug themselves out of their hole.
Group F Match 3 vs. /indie/
Unlike in their previous two groups, /akg/ did not get any help from their groupmates and required a win against /indie/ to advance out of the group. WA CHING WA CHING and Donkey were able to trade goals with /indie/ to make it 2-2 after 30 minutes. This was at good as it got for /akg/ unfortunately. /indie/'s offense was the opposite of /akg/'s first game performance and scored all but one shot they took, with that one missed shot just resulting in a corner that was scored, while /akg/'s offense stalled after the second goal. The game would end 7-2. YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS received the /vg/ league's third ever 9.0, /akg/ suffered a new biggest loss, and /akg/ was eliminated in the group stage for the first time since VGL14.
VGL 17 Epilogue
/akg/ did not receive any awards for their poor performance but were once again on the receiving end of another team's awards. /indie/ received the biggest upset and the goal of the tournament, both of which were achieved against /akg/. Blame started to be thrown around /akg/. Was the loss of a sacked player what caused this? Was it one of the new players? Should BLOCK CERO be replaced? This cup would unfortunately start a brief terrible period for /akg/.

Episode 05: /vg/ League 18

Friendlies
/akg/'s second MobaBowl would not be as good as their first. Once again opening with /revue/, this time /akg/ was on the receiving end of a shutout, losing 0-2, with /akg/'s best chance coming from a C E O B E post shot. A top tier game against /dbg/ would follow. /akg/ would score two goals in the first half from ZERO SANITY and Donkey, both assisted by These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus, before /dbg/ would score two of their own goals in the second half. The game would head to penalties where Hey! It's me! Goku's miss would give /akg/ the win. /akg/ followed this up with a matchup against /fgoalter/. WA CHING WA CHING was able to open the scoring but the offense wasn't able to take advantage of a greater amount of shots, with C E O B E hitting the post once again, and the game went to penalties after a 1-1 draw. /akg/'s penalty takers were not able to convert a single penalty and /akg/ was out of the tournament. In place of the usual friendlies, MobaBowl in this offseason was followed up by the Lil' Winter Skirmish. This would not matter for /akg/ as they still only played two games anyways. In their opening match against /feg/, /akg/ once again failed to convert a greater number of shots. A ZERO SANITY goal made the game 1-1 but /akg/ would lose in extra time 1-2. /akg/'s second game saw a matchup with debutants /psg/. ZERO SANITY once again scored but /akg/ once again lost the game 1-2. While Archetto MANIA! provided the memorable moment of heading the ball out of bounds in /akg/'s half after only receiving a throw-in, this meant /akg/ was out of a tournament early again. Three straight poor showings meant /akg/ was at their lowest point since spooning their debut tournament.
Prologue
A poor performance means a big shakeup. Zoomer Maria, Nice cock bro, Coomcat, Archetto MANIA!, and Chenfromarknights were chosen to rest away their fatigue. In their place entered WageGOD, ALL x2, Cap'n Speccy, hehe pinus, and Pillar Correction. Horse Pussy would also be renamed and remodeled into Platato and would be ready to rape. The medals saw a big chance. Donkey once again took her spot as the second gold medal back. WA CHING WA CHING barely stayed on as a silver medal while doko and Operation Barrenwomb would join him, replacing LappGOD and C E O B E. And, for the third roster in a row, HellaCHAD stayed on the team as the last player voted on. A new roster always brings a new hope and /akg/ was ready to make entrance into /vg/ League 18.
Group B Match 1 vs. /きらら/
Spurred on by the sounds of the Golden Age returning, /akg/ had about as good of a start to a tournament as you can get. After a bit of a slow start, all of a sudden ZERO SANITY just burst out into a double brace. 3 open play goals and a free kick would put /akg/ up 4-0. /akg/ was not done scoring yet. Donkey took advantage of a failed clearance to volley in a fifth and C E O B E added a long shot in stoppage time to make it 6-0 at half time. This would tie a record for the most goals scored in a single half. /akg/ kept a little pressure on in the second half but would not score a seventh, and a late /きらら/ goal from Taichou finished the game at 6-1, /akg/'s new biggest win. Perhaps the Golden Age really would return again.
Group B Match 2 vs. /aceg/
No team can keep up a six goal a game average, but /akg/ needed a ton of struggle to get off what they needed in their second match against /aceg/. /aceg/'s Trigger took advantage of a midfield turnover to put /aceg/ up 1-0 at the half. It took 45 minutes before Donkey was able to find enough space to get an equalizer to make it 1-1. Donkey then grabbed the winner in the 83rd minute off a long curling shot, and the game finished 2-1, though not before a heroic effort from BLOCK CERO was required to snuff out a potential Belka breakaway. Due to this game and the other results in the group /akg/ was confirmed to advance to survival. Just one cup after a group stage exit, /akg/ for the first time had advanced from their group in the second week.
Group B Match 3 vs. /alg/
/akg/'s final group stage match was against /alg/. The second official Chink Bowl and the first official Yostar Bowl. Throughout Qualifiers and their first two group games /alg/ managed to double their number of official wins, while /akg/ still needed at least a draw against this new look /alg/ to top their group. The scoring at Essex Island would open with doko intercepting a poor header into a breakaway, double doinking the ball off of both posts and giving /akg/ a 1-0 lead. ZERO SANITY would add to this lead with a free kick before scoring off a hehe pinus assist in stoppage time to make it 3-0 at the half. While /akg/ continued to lay on the pressure and finished the match with 15 shots, /alg/'s goalkeeper HONEYYYYYY made sure the game finished at the same score as halftime. /akg/'s 3 goal win meant /akg/ topped their group with +9 GD and 9 pointed for the first time. For their effort, /alg/ advanced for the first time in their history in second place.
Round of 16 vs. /@/
/akg/'s dominant group stage was rewarded with one of the hardest round of 16 opponents they could've drawn. This would be /akg/'s second match against /@/ after their VGL16 loss, only the second time /akg/ has had a rematch in an official tournament. A back-and-forth first half was finally broken open with /@/'s TakeP scoring in stoppage time. However the lead was immediately evaporated as ZERO SANITY answered with a free kick after Donkey was taken out from behind in the same stoppage time, going into half time tied 1-1. The back-and-forth nature of the game continued into the second half and the 1-1 score would remain throughout the second 45 minutes. Into extra time, /@/'s 72 put them back into the lead in the 97th minute. After the half time break, Donkey would answer the call and get a late equalizer in the 112th minute. All signs were pointing to a penalty shootout. However, late into the extra time's second half, Operation Barrenwomb was killed by an /@/ sliding tackle. The resulting free kick moved the ball past the halfway line, where Operation Barrenwomb was once again killed by an /@/ sliding tackle. She would then loft the ball in towards the box, where WA CHING WA CHING was kicked in the nuts by /@/'s Chubasa right outside the box. In the 120th minute, ZERO SANITY would sink another hat trick, completing his brace and sending /akg/ to the final day for a third time.
Quarterfinals vs. /mmg/
/akg/ once again had a tough matchup. /mmg/ came off of their own dominant group stage to beat the back-to-back champs /hgg2d/ and were ready to take on the back-to-back finalists. The game started where /@/ finished off with /mmg/'s players getting violent with /akg/. /mmg/'s Medical Professionals immediately got a yellow card for punching Suzuran is our Light! in the face. In the 18th minute ZERO SANITY was able to find the space to open the scoring and put /mmg/ up 1-0. /mmg/ changes followed and were eventually able to result in a Javaman shot which was choked, this would prove to be /mmg/'s best chance in the game. With the sounds of Platinum's checkmate ringing in his ears, ZERO SANITY doubled /akg/'s lead in the 45th minute, giving him his third straight brace, and sent /akg/ to halftime up 2-0. /akg/ would dominate for the most of the second half but /mmg/ was still able to apply some pressure and make BLOCK CERO work until Donkey finally sealed the game with a 78th minute strike, with the game ending at 3-0. /akg/ was now back in the top four.
Semifinals vs. /assg/
/akg/'s semifinal opponent would be top four debutant /assg/. Coming out of the same group as /mmg/, they made it out of the survival round before beating a previously dominant /wtg/ in the round of 16 and cup veteran /nepgen/ in the quarterfinals. Though this could've been predicted from /assg/'s previous scorelines, this semifinal would be much more defensive than /akg/'s previous matchups. However, /akg/ would be able to respond in kind. Donkey opened the scoring in the 18th minute and it would take 40 more minutes for ZERO SANITY to double that lead, after a ton of effort from C E O B E to keep the ball in play, and make it 2-0 in the second half. /assg/'s offense would largely be shut down throughout the game and /akg/'s offense did all that was necessary, with the game concluding at the same 2-0. /akg/ had reached their third final. This time they would face /feg/, another team that had yet to even lose a game. In the process, they beat /akg/'s Yostarbros /mjg/ twice, and /akg/ would hope that they would be able to avenge them.
Finals vs. /feg/
If anyone wasn't already a believer in the /xcg/ curse, the ref assignment would make them start believing. Overseeing /akg/'s fated third final was Snaketits, /xcg/'s legacy ref. She made sure the curse's aura was over the entire game. The game start quickly. A foul on ZERO SANITY led to another ZERO SANITY free kick and put /akg/ up 1-0 in the 6th minute. The game would not continue quickly. Back-and-forth efforts from both offenses were repeatedly repelled by both teams' defenses and their goalkeepers, BLOCK CERO and 3-13 Archer. ZERO SANITY came agonizingly close to making it two but his effort his slammed off the crossbar and would eventually go out of play. It took until the 66th minute for Scion of Light to take advantage of a midfield turnover and tie the game back up at 1. Only 9 minutes later WA CHING WA CHING would once again sacrifice his body to get a pass off to Donkey which was able to be finished off, putting /akg/ back into a 2-1 lead, a spot /akg/ had previously been in in VGL15. This lead would not be held. 9 more minutes later /feg/ was able to get a free kick of their own. While the initial shot was blocked, a follow-up effort from Sisterfucker was scored. The 2-2 game would head to extra time. Only a brief amount of time passed before Donkey was killed by /feg/'s Watch Your Back just outside the box. ZERO SANITY once again took and scored the free kick, putting /akg/ back in the lead 3-2 in the 97th minute. With both teams' players dying and the clock ticking down the game started to get messy. A /feg/ midfield turnover resulted in doko feeding ZERO SANITY on a breakaway. The effort was saved, but on the resulting corner doko was fouled by I HATE SUBHUMANS, who could not control his hatred, once again right outside of the box. ZERO SANITY took the long stride up to the ball, set his target, and sunk it in. It was his third free kick goal, a hat trick off of free kicks, and sent /akg/ into a 4-2 lead. A final tackle by HellaCHAD and a final series of passes finally ran out the clock. /akg/ won their third final 4-2. Their curse was lifted. Their logo gained a potential. The Golden Age had finally arrived. And Monster was finally able to play again.
VGL 18 Epilogue
As with all champions /akg/ were given a final boss match to have fun with. They were matched with /vgla/ and lost by a fairly respectable 0-3 with BLOCK CERO showing off one more time. /akg/'s overall performance throughout the tournament meant that they became the first team to win every game in a /vg/ league championship run without any game finishing with a penalty shootout. In addition to the record tied against /きらら/, three more were tied or set by /akg/ over the course of the tournament. /akg/ tied the record for the highest goal difference throughout a tournament with +17, ZERO SANITY set the player and team record for most free kicks scored in a single tournament with 7, and ZERO SANITY became the first player in /vg/ league history to score a hat trick off of free kicks in the final against /feg/. ZERO SANITY would receive both the Golden Ball, for 14 goals scored, and the Best Player, for 6 Man of the Match awards. Donkey also contributed 7 goals of her own, doko led the team with 4 assists with WA CHING WA CHING also contributing 3, and BLOCK CERO became BLOCK QUINCE over the course of the tournament with 15 saves. /akg/ once again appeared on the awards list in a positive way, winning Team of the Tournament for the first time and Best Anthems for the second time. Platato won the tournament's Best Player Model and ZERO SANITY won the Player of the Tournament. Much like /akg/'s spoon gave way to two 2nd place finishes, /akg/'s poor showing in VGL17 and the following offseason only gave way to their best ever showing, and one of the best in /vg/ league history. A second potential was soon added to /akg/'s logo and the general was finally able to revel in victory. /akg/'s choice of anthem turned out to be prescient, the Golden Age had returned again.

Team Statistics

Outfield
Player Caps Goals Assists Yellow Cards Red Cards Playing Time (Minutes) Average Rating
ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY 27 24 7 0 0 2610 6.85
Donkey.png Donkey 27 16 10 0 0 2610 6.69
WA CHING WA CHING.png WA CHING WA CHING 27 15 6 1 0 2610 6.67
Mofumofu.png doko (formerly Hantingu Hajimeru and Mofumofu) 20 2 6 0 0 1833 5.98
HellaCHAD.png HellaCHAD 12 0 0 1 0 657 5.63
LappGOD.png LappGOD 22 1 5 2 0 1903 6.07
Jetpackbro.png Jetpackbro 3 0 0 0 0 248 5.67
Whats His Name Again.png What's His Name Again? 1 0 0 0 0 90 5.5
I Never Asked For This.png I Never Asked For This 3 0 0 0 0 270 5.5
Skadoo.png Skadoo (formerly No Thoughts Head Empty) 15 2 0 1 0 1248 5.57
Retardbro.png Retardbro... 1 0 0 0 0 65 5.5
Stop Sending Clue 7.png Stop Sending Clue 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 N/A
Mathlets.png 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD 2 Own Goal By BLOCK CERO 0 0 180 5.5
African doctors.png >african doctors 0 0 0 0 0 0 N/A
APPURU PAI.png APPURU PAI 10 0 0 1 0 612 5.85
Loginknights.png Loginknights 1 0 0 0 0 22 6.0
Cutest Cripple.png Cutest Cripple 12 0 0 0 0 601 5.58
La Goblina.png LA GOBLINA 8 0 0 0 0 425 5.44
KO KO DA YO.png KO KO DA YO~ 6 0 0 0 0 377 6.0
GAOOO.png GAOOO 3 0 1 0 0 138 6.0
Chenfromarknights.png Chenfromarknights (formerly Shut the **** Up) 12 0 1 0 0 956 5.83
Sad Fat Rich Cat.png Jessicat (formerly Sad Fat Rich Cat) 4 0 0 1 0 280 6.0
Pixiv ID 79284449.png Pixiv ID 79284449 6 0 0 1 0 372 5.75
Poca.png Poca 3 0 0 0 0 183 5.0
Operation Barrenwomb.png Operation Barrenwomb 16 0 2 0 0 1365 6.03
Red Katana Bro.png Red Katana Bro 5 0 0 0 0 480 5.8
ONIgiri.png ONIgiri! 9 0 0 0 0 596 5.56
Horse Pussy.png Platato (formerly Horse Pussy) 11 1 2 0 0 497 5.68
Be Racist.png Be Racist 9 0 0 2 1 523 5.72
La cucaracha.png La Cucaracha 7 0 0 0 0 506 5.5
C E O B E.png C E O B E 10 2 3 0 0 695 6.2
Suzuran is our Light.png Suzuran is our Light! 10 0 0 0 0 804 5.55
You seethe You project.png You seethe. You project. 6 0 0 1 0 209 5.7
Belongs to Ursus.png These Stats Belong to Ursus 6 0 0 0 0 410 5.58
Zoomer Maria.png Zoomer Maria 2 0 0 0 0 146 5.5
Nice cock bro.png Nice cock bro 1 0 0 0 0 68 5.5
Los Montis.png Los Montis 4 0 0 0 0 122 5.25
Coomcat.png Coomcat 2 0 0 0 0 91 4.5
Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake.png Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake 4 0 0 0 0 232 5.63
Archetto MANIA.png Archetto MANIA! 1 0 0 0 0 90 5.0
WageGOD.png WageGOD 4 0 0 0 0 346 5.5
ALL x2.png ALL x2 4 0 0 0 0 148 5.0
Capn Speccy.png Cap'n Speccy 2 0 0 0 0 128 6.25
Hehe pinus.png hehe pinus 2 0 1 0 0 135 6.5
Pillar Correction.png Pillar Correction 4 0 0 0 0 220 5.33
BLOCK CERO
Player Caps Saves Saves Per Game Average Rating
BLOCK CERO.png BLOCK CERO 27 58 2.15 5.76
Man of the Match Awards
Player MotM
Chenfromarknights.png Chenfromarknights 1
WA CHING WA CHING.png WA CHING WA CHING 5
Donkey.png Donkey 6
ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY 6
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