/k/

A MAGICAL PLACE

/k/ - Weapons

Founded

August, 2011

Manager

Mikhail Kalashnikov

IRL manager

Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk

Team colors

Chat color

669933
Olive Drab

Ranking

30 (

25)

Highest rank

2 (March, 2012)

Lowest rank

55 (January 26, 2014 - March 2, 2014)

Top scorer

Zergface (71)

Top assister

Zergface (26)

Captain

Zergface

Website

/k/ - Weapons

Nickname

/k/omrades,
/k/ommandos

Home ground

Battleship Bismarck

Historic performance

46	28	57			131				35.11%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
224	256	-32

Biggest win
/wsg/	0–5	/k/
05 November, 2021

Biggest defeat
/k/	1–7	/mu/
08 February, 2013

First match
/k/	3–4	/fit/
06 August 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	14 (First in Winter 2012)
Best result	1st, Winter 2012
Babby Cup
Appearances	15 (First in Spring 2013)
Best result	9th, Spring 2022

Team music

Anthem	Rhodesians Never Die (Start at 1:07)
Victory Anthem	Rhodesians Never Die

Goal horn

BRRRRT Division

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit
Sixth kit
Seventh kit
Eighth kit

This is the wikipage for /k/'s 4chan Cup team. /k/ is the weapons board, a magical place where all kinds of weird stuff happens like the consumption of Cosmoline, endlessly arguing over what is the better weapons platform between the AK and the AR, gassing one self for fun, and setting forests on fire with napalm shotgun shells. A former championship team and an original founding team, /k/ is known for escalating the violence.
The /k/ommandos will be playing next in the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	VOD
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group F	/f/	1-1 D	Z-Team 86'	April 30th, 2022	Video
		/toy/	1-0 W	Simo Häyhä 49'	May 8th, 2022	Video
		/a/	2-1 W	Zergface 35', 72'	May 14th, 2022	Video
		/ck/	0-1 L		May 20th, 2022	Video
	Round of 16	/vt/	1-1(3-1) L	Zergface 64'	May 21st, 2022	Video
2022 4chan Summer Cup	Group E	/int/	3-0 W	The Z-Team 8', 29' Arkan and the Tigers 51'	30th July 2022	Video
		/d/	1-1 D	Simo Häyhä 50'	5th August 2022	Video
		/tg/	3-2 W	Simo Häyhä 5' Arkan and the Tigers 44' Zergface 70'	7th August 2022	Video
	Round of 16	/gd/	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä 16' Zergface 58'	13th August 2022	Video
	Quarter Finals	/vp/	0-5 L		14th August 2022	Video
2023 4chan Winter Cup	Group C	/sci/	1-2 L	Zergface 45+1'	27th January 2023	Video
		/gd/	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 68' Zergface 76'	29th January 2023	Video
		/mu/	2-3 L	Zergface 11' Paul Harrell The Exonerated 85'	4th February 2023	Video
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group G	/toy/	4-1 W	Simo Häyhä 9', 68' Paul Harrell The Exonerated 41', 44'	6th May 2023	Video
		/pol/	3-1 W	Simo Häyhä 12' Zergface 36' Orb 50'	12th May 2023	Video
		/an/	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 17' Zergface 49'	14th May 2023	Video
	Round of 16	/c/	5-4 W	Simo Häyhä 7', 21', 58', 78' Orb 98'	20th May 2023
	Quarter Finals	/d/	0-3 L		21st May 2023

Team Photo

Top from left to right: Murder/k/ube, Wagner's Daily Sacrifices at Bakhmut, Arkan and The Tigers, SKS -> Innawoods, Abu Hajaar, Zergface(Behind F-35)
Bottom from left to right: IS THAT A FAMAS, ORB, Paul Harrell The Exonerated, Simo Häyhä, F-35

History

For all past /k/'s Cup History, please go to /k/ History

2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

With the results 2021 4chan World Cup set in stone, the /k/ommandos were sent back for a massive strategic restructuring as it had been proven time and time again the past years that the team simply was not doing well on a tactical level. After a few field exercises and autism the team unveiled their newfound strength at the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. With this cup being a megababby cup, the bar for clearing the group stage was even higher than usual. /k/'s group draws would consist of /adv/, /xs/, /wsg/ and /mlp/, a few teams with some history against /k/ and a new team. The first match was against /adv/, this match was a complete slurpfest in the first half with not single goal scored from either side, /k/ held the line magnificently but there just weren't any goals. But in the 2nd half the /k/ offensive finally begun as Big Dicc Marty crossed the ball to Simo Häyhä making /k/ draw first blood 1-0. There were a few attempts for goals from /adv/'s side as Femanon desperately tried to score a goal, but she whiffed the ball outside the net to much of the crowd's amusement. At the 70th minute Simo Häyhä managed to score another goal setting the score 2-0. Another attempt from Suicide and Femanon was thwarted later on and the match was finally over. /k/ finally managed after 2 years of suffering to secure a victory.. Next up were the airshit larpers of /xs/, it was a bit ironic that their first match was against the board that absolutely despises airshit. Pleasantries were exchanged and the anthems were played. It didn't take long after kickoff for the violence to escalate as Zergface secured /k/ an early goal making it 1-0. The rest of the first half was a bit back and forth with /xs/ having some great opportunities but no goals. After halftime things changed up as Simo Häyhä knocked the ball into the net making it 2-0. It didn't take long for the violence to escalate again as Zergface scored another goal setting final score to 3-0.

Simo Häyhä celebrating /k/'s first goal of the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
SKS - > Innawoods, Zergface and Paul Harrel posing for the camera before the match against /xs/

With the first weekend out of box /k/ was sitting at a very comfortable 6-point lead at the very top of the group, but 6-points is still vurnerable to relegation. The /k/ommandos had two weeks to prepare for the next part of the autumn offensive against /wsg/ and /mlp/. Next up was the match against /wsg/, the /k/ommandos will never forget the dark day of November the 1st 2020, when /wsg/ sent /k/ to the bottom of the entire babby cup, awarding the /k/ommandos the wooden spoon. Despite this dark memory in the back of their heads the /k/ommandos stood tall as they entered the pitch with /wsg/. With the momentum of the previous match still present the violence continued to escalate as Zergface scored at the 14th minute. This was followed up Simo Hähyä sneaking in another at the 24th minute. With 1st half over /k/ had laid the bed and in the 2nd half it was time straighten those crisp white bed sheets. 52 minutes in Zergface couldn't contain his desire for violence and scored another goal making it 3-0. After a while it was Cheeki Breeki's turn as he made a beautiful shot into the net increasing the lead to 4-0. As the end of the match was starting to close in, Zergface's desire for violence was still there and he scored hattrick from what seemed like an impossible angle. The match ended and /k/ finally qualified to the elites for the first time since the 2019 4chan Summer Cup. This match would go on to be /k/'s biggest scoring win ever and /wsg/ biggest defeat ever. The final match of the group was against hideous horsefuckers of /mlp/, the showing of treachrous anons pretending to be /k/ommandos caused fury among the team. As they took the pitch they decided that enough was enough as the horse removers Arkan and the Tigers decided start off the removing process with a goal at the 7th minute. 11 minutes later Big Dicc Marty joined in on the horse down putting process increasing the score to 2-0. Sensing violence Zergface had to do what he must do when violence is close and took one hell of a shot into the net making it 3-0. After half time >rape decided to RUIN IT AND WALK ALL OVER THE CRISP CLEAN WHITE BEDSHEETS OF /k/ as the /k/ommandos conceded their FIRST goal of the tournament. With righteous anger in their hearts the /k/ommandos decided to start the final stage of the autumn offensive with Simo Häyhä sneaking in another goal setting score to 4-1. But Zergface didn't have his violence quota filled out just yet and sent the horsefuckers to the spanish gluefactory 5-1. This would go on to be the biggest defeat of the horsefuckers ever. With the end of the group stage set in stone, /k/ had managed to join the 12-point mustard race and set a record breaking GD of 14 goals, a record that was broken only 40minutes earlier by /vr/ with 13GD. This would go on the be /k/'s most succesful group stage in history.

Cheeki Breeki celebrating /k/'s 4th goal against /wsg/

Next up was the round of 16 and the next opponent was /y/, a team for the longest time that has not been in a good shape but in the latter half the group stage finally managed to find its form. The match started off in a dreadful fashion as /y/'s player Traps waltzed his way through the defense giving /y/ a 1-0 lead. It would take until the 33rd minute for the counterattack to come as Arkan the Tigers managed to equalize the scoreline. But /y/ was not out of breath yet as Gerudo Link snuck one in at the 41st minute. Simo Häyhä would not have any of it and managed to get one in the net at 45+0 equalizing the score 2-2. The next half was a lot of back and forth with /y/ getting some dangerous attempts to no avail. /k/ had the advantage in player condition as the clock was ticking towards 90 minutes. But at 90+4 Gerudo Link scored an insane goal effectively killing /k/. While defeated in the round of 16, the /k/ommandos were still standing tall as they had achieved their main objective: Becoming the panzer elite. The /k/ommandos went back innawoods for some well earned rest as they would soon be heading into the 2022 4chan Winter Cup.

2022 4chan Winter Cup

It has been 2 years since /k/ was in an elite cup and the 2022 Winter Cup started with a bang. The first match against /co/ started with some absolute silliness as the ATF stumbled and lost the ball to Carl Brutanandelewski in front of the goal, but then hilarity ensued as Carl slidekicked the ball into the net he also tackled the ATF at the same time cancelling the goal and giving /k/ a goal kick. The match would turn into an insane back and forth between /k/ and /co/ as both sides kept one upping eachother. Arkan scored the first goal for /k/, Simo Häyha got one good shot in and managed at the 71st minute to score a header from a corner. At that point the score was 3-3 as /co/'s offense was just as strong as /k/'s. In the last dying minutes of the match Arkan had the perfect opportunity to score on /co/ but /co/lette saved /co/'s ass and the match ended 3-3. The next match was against /vp/, it started about the same as the match against /co/, but this time /k/ had the initative and had Reaper Drone score its first goal ever. Simo would follow up and score at 45+1. Things were looking decent, but then the 2nd half happened as /k/ went completely toothless and couldn't score any goals. /vp/ got one in at 57', but /k/ held the line and the match ended 2-2. At this point the group was so even that every team controlled their own destiny to a certain extent. Since /vp/ lost against /co/, /k/ had to win against /cm/ to advance. This unfortunately where /k/'s luck ran out and the defense completely crumbled against /cm/ who scored 3 goals against a helpless /k/ defense, Simo tried his best to damage control but in the end the match ended in a 3-2 loss for /k/. Defeated, the /k/ommandos retreated back to the 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Another Megababby, Trench warfare and Stormtrooper Tactics

After the unsuccessful winter offensive the /k/ommandos decided to dig in as the tide of war had turned into favour of defense. The /k/ommandos would soon find themselves under attack from the familliar adversary /f/ who also engaged in trench warfare. /f/ got the first shot in and the scoreline was 0-1 to /f/. Unable to mount any good attacks /k/ was scoreless going into the 2nd half. Midway through the 2nd half the NCOs were called in for a strategy meeting, infiltration tactics were recommended and the plan was put into motion. Things were not looking good as the /f/ defense turned out to be quite strong, but the new player The Z-Team finally found a crack in the lines and snuck in a goal at the 86th minute making the scoreline 1-1. The /f/ counter attack was on, but the /k/ommandos held the line and a cruical interception by the new player >>>VDV halted the match and the match ended in a draw. Next up was the Battle of the Nerf Salient as /k/ went up against /toy/. Once again the battle devolved into trench warfare as the /toy/ offense was unable to deal with the /k/ defense. Both teams ended up being scoreless at the end of the 1st half. Once again the NCOs were called in and once again infiltration tactics were recommended. The 2nd half started and Zergface had the perfect opportunity to score but he kapowed the goal, but Simo Häyhä had accounted for this and positioned himself perfectly for a rebound and secured /k/ a 1-0 lead. With one goal in the box the /k/ommandos dug in and held the line all the way to the end securing /k/ a meager but important 1-0 victory.

The /k/ommando raiding party of the 2022 Spring Offensive

In the 3rd part of the Spring offensive /k/ would finally after 10 years of never meeting eachother go up against /a/. Having performed poorly against /ck/ and /f/, /a/ was not gonna walk away without a fight. Going straight to infilatration tactics, /k/ drew first blood with Zergface sniping /a/'s goal making it 1-0, /a/ soon rallied though and evened out the scoreline 1-1 before the end of the 1st half. The battle kept raging in the 2nd half. Zergface managed to get the perfect throughball served on a silver platter and scored another goal making the score 2-1 to /k/. The /k/ommandos proceeded to dig in and endure the relentless /a/ assault as they kept trying and trying all the way to the end. But after all of the assaults from /a/, the /k/ommandos stood victorious, topping the group at 7 points for the time being. With the final day of the group stage on the horizon /k/ was in a very comfortable position, but there was potential dark timeline. The intelligence department reported that if /k/ lost their next battle and /a/ lost theirs as well, /k/ would be eliminated. With this in mind the /k/ommandos took to the pitch. In what could be described as the most intense 0-0 canidate /k/ would hold the line against /ck/ for 90 minutes, but at the worst possible moment the defense cracked and /ck/ scored at 90+2 making /k/ lose the match 1-0. A state of emergency was declared as /k/'s fate was dependent on /a/ not losing. /a/ who had nothing to lose however decided that TOTSUGEKI was the only answer to avoid a SHAMFUR 4 loss megababby and absolutely destroyed /toy/ 4-1, saving /k/ as /k/ommandos threw their helmets and berets in the air in pure joy. /a/'s brave sacrifice would never be forgotten and that day every /k/ommando became an /a/ fan was well.

Cowboy Bebop saving /k/.
See you space cowboy...

The round of 16 was once again upon /k/, the opponent was chosen to be /vt/ a fairly young team. Since the trench warfare tactics were no longer needed, /k/ switched over to offense and completely dominated the 1st half, but the /vt/ defense was extremely strong. In the 2nd half however Zergface managed to sneak one in and finally made /k/ take the lead. /vt/ soon counterattacked and it quickly turned into 1-1, at the very end the Z-Team managed to head the ball into the goal, but it turns out the refs were /vt/ fans and decided to call the Z-Team offiside. The match went into extra time, but both sides were unable to score anymore and it went to penalties. Unfortunately the /k/ommandos were completely out of steam and completely botched the shootout losing to /vt/. But in the end the most important part was that the team was back in the elites again. The path was paved all the way to 2022 4chan Summer Cup

2022 4chan Summer Cup: A Quarter Final Too Far

Climbing out of the babby trenches the /k/ommandos would start off the Summer Offensive with blitzkrieg against the /int/ernational community in a solid 3-0 victory over /int/. The match was held in the Commieseum and there is speculation that this may have powered up The Z-Team and Arkan. The next match was against the /d/ragon /d/ildo /d/ungeoneers of /d/, the /d/efense was strong and they took an early lead against the /k/ommandos. However, Simo Häyhä would have none of it and sniped /d/, setting the score at 1-1. With no attacks going anywhere the /k/ommandos dug in to secure a draw as a draw would put /k/ in a very safe position. With the last day of the group dawning upon the /k/ommandos they would simply need to win or draw against /tg/ to advance, a loss could work too as long it wasn't a 6 goal swing if /d/ lost their match. /k/ stormed the ork formation and the violence did escalate with Simo taking an early goal, but /tg/ was not going down without a fight and answered fairly quickly. Arkan heard the rigger talking shit at 44' and removed ork putting the score at 2-1. /tg/ quickly answered and kapowed the ball into the back of the /k/ube. Saddened by this the /k/ube was subbed off in favour of the 2nd Amendment. In the 2nd half Zergface closed the game with another goal and /k/ won 3-2. /k/ would top the group with 7 points and goal difference of 4 goals. /k/ would then move on to the round of 16.

Arkan, Simo and Zergface celebrating Simo's goal against /d/
Zergface being very displeased with the referee's foul call

In the round of 16 /k/ would drawn into battle with /gd/. In showcase of total control /k/ dominated the graphic designers with Simo Häyhä and Zergface scoring one goal each securing /k/ a 2-0 win over /gd/. /k/ would advance to the quarter finals were /vp/oreons were awaiting to /k/ommandos. This however this is where the /k/ommandos run ended as the /vp/oreons took complete control of the battle and utterly destroyed /k/ 0-5. Every trick in the book was used but in the end it proved futile, the /k/ommandos GOT PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE. While /k/'s pride was thorougly damaged, the team stood tall as they had finally secured their well earned 6 month vacation and a ticket to the 2023 4chan Winter Cup

2023 4chan Winter Cup: General Winter Strikes Back

Fresh out of a 6 months vacation the /k/ommandos would find themselves sanctioned for war crimes committed during the summer offensive of 2022. The use of the trench assault formations was thereby banned and a new strategy had to be developed. For this cup the opponents would be /sci/, /gd/ and /mu/. The first fight against /sci/ took a spicy turn as the /sci/ence team took an an early 0-2 lead, Zergface managed to control the damage 1-2, but in the end /k/ was unable to equalize and it ended in a 1-2 loss. The section was sent back for some radical reorganisation and brought out an unusual battle formation that would surely ruse the next opponent /gd/. While initially it seemed like the /k/ommandos had control over the situation /gd/ broke through the lines and grabbed a 2-0 lead in the first half. Demoralised in the 2nd half the men would rally as Simo Häyhä and Zergface would even out the score 2-2. HOWEVER the referees who are TOTALLY UNBIASED(FOR REAL™) decided it would really funny if /gd/ got a free kick on the side of the box because Big Dicc Marty slightly breathed at a /gd/ player. This free kick (which was identical to the /ck/ free kick in spring '22) of course resulted in a 2-3 loss for /k/. Almost routed out of the offensive the /k/ommandos would see one light in the end of the tunnel as /sci/ 9-pointed the group when they beat /gd/ 3-2. This scenario meant that /k/ could advance out of the group if they beat their old rival /mu/ 3-2 or by two goals. However at this stage the /k/ommandos were simply exhausted and missed most of their shots with the exception of Zergface and Paul Harrell. The match ended in another 2-3 loss for the /k/ommandos. While the result was dissappointing with 3 losses, /k/ had played 3 close matches in a row and easily avoided another shameful wooden spoon. Defeated but not demoralised the /k/ommandos would head back to the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Roster

Main Article: /k/ Roster.

No.

Position

Player

1

	CF

Zergface

91

	SS

Simo Häyhä

21

	CMF

Big Dicc Marty

8

	AMF

ORB

13

	CMF

Paul Harrell The Exonerated

15

	DMF

Ivan Chesnokov

35

	RB

F-35

3

	LB

Wagner's Daily sacrifices At Bakhmut

19

	CB

Cosmoline

9

	CB

Abu Hajaar

23

	GK

Murder/k/ube

No.

Position

Player

18

	DMF

Cheeki Breeki

18

	DMF

SKS -> Innawoods

16

	LB

>>>Mobiks

452

	LB

Z-Team

10

	RB

BRRRRRRRRRRT

142

	RB

HIMARS

5

	RB

Arkan and the Tigers

7

	CB

Flammenwerfer

12

	CB

Deagle Brand Deagle

4

	CB

IS THAT A FAMAS

11

	CB

ATF

2

	GK

2nd Amendment

Music

Anthems

Anthem: Clem Tholet - Rhodesians Never Die
Goalhorn: BRRRRRT Divison
Knockouts Goalhorn: BRRRRRRTroopers
Victory anthem knockouts: John Edmond - The Last Word in Rhodhesian

Alt Goalhorns

Arkan And The Tigers: Roki Vulovic - Crni Bombarder
BIG DICC MARTY: Marty Robbins - Big Iron
Brace horn: Marty Robbins - Ain't I right?
Simo Häyhä: Njet Molotoff - Solistiyhtye Suomi
Hattrick: Sabaton - White Death
Cheeki Breeki: Cheeki breeki hardbass
Wagner, The Z-Team and >>>Mobiks: Alexander Buinov - VDV but you're at Bakhmut
ORB: SadSvit - Kaseta

Match History

Tournament Record

Event	Manager	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place	Note
2011 4chan Summer Cup	Managerless	0-0-2	4	6	-2	Eliminated	13th	>Died in losers round 1
2012 4chan Winter Cup	Managerless	5-0-1	11	9	2	Winter Champions	1st	FIRST STAR
2012 4chan Summer Cup	Managerless	1-1-1	8	11	-3	Promoted	6th	>last two matches voided due to rigging
2013 4chan Winter Cup	Diplo	0-0-1	1	7	-6	Relegated	25th	>Two matches voided due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Diplo	0-0-2	2	5	-3	Failed to advance	24th	>One match voided due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Diplo	0-0-3	1	10	-3	Failed to advance	32nd	>wooden spoon
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Desert Eagle Miles_Paratus	2-1-2	6	6	0	Round of 16	14th	>dies in RO16
2014 4chan Summer Cup	Miles_Paratus	1-1-1	2	3	-1	Relegated	17th	>dies in a playoff against /ic/
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-2-2	5	12	-7	Failed to advance	38th	>dies in the groups
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	2-1-1	9	7	2	Failed to advance	18th	>megababby >couldn't advance with +2 GD
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	2-1-1	7	8	-1	Round of 16	10th	>dies in RO16
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-1-2	0	7	-7	Relegated	31st	>nogoals
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-1-2	4	8	-4	Failed to advance	29th	>dies in the groups
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-2-1	7	8	-1	Failed to advance	25th	>dies in the groups
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-2-1	5	9	-4	Failed to advance	32th	>>wooden spoon
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	1-1-1	5	4	1	Promoted to babbies	6th	>not aborted
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	1-1-2	6	9	-3	Round of 16	14th	>dies in RO16
2018 4chan Winter Cup	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	3-1-1	12	6	6	Quarter Finals	7th	>dies in the quarter finals
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	3-0-2	12	10	1	Quarter Finals	5th	>dies in the quarter finals
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Managerless	0-1-2	5	8	-3	Relegated	26th	>dies in the groups
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Managerless	2-1-1	3	3	0	Round of 16	14th	>dies in RO16
2019 4chan Summer Cup	Managerless	4-1-2	14	12	2	3rd Place	3rd	>3rd place trophy
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Managerless	1-1-1	5	4	1	Relegated	18th	>dies in the groups
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Seigmann	1-1-1	5	6	-1	Failed to advance	19th	>dies in the groups
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Seigmann	0-0-3	3	10	-7	Failed to advance	32nd	>>>wooden spoon
2021 4chan World Cup	Seigmann	0-1-2	4	7	-3	Eliminated	57th	>dies in the groups
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Seigmann	4-0-1	15	1	14	Round of 16	12th	>dies in the RO16
2022 4chan Winter Cup	Seigmann	0-2-1	7	8	-1	Relegated	29th	>can score >can't defend
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Seigmann	2-1-2	5	4	1	Round of 16	9th	>getting denied a goal because of an offside >dies in benuldies
2022 4chan Summer Cup	Seigmann	3-1-1	9	8	1	Quarter Finals	8th	>0-5 blowout loss in the QF
2023 4chan Winter Cup	Seigmann	0-0-3	5	8	-3	Relegated	30th	>the best 0-pointer
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Seigmann	3-0-1	14	9	5	Ongoing

Only official matches are counted here. Official friendlies are not included

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 L	???
August, 2011	/mu/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
January 5, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 (7-6) W	Mossberg12Gaug 22'
January 6, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 W	Ruger 9MM 33' S&W 38 Revolver 47' AK-47 68', 90+2'
January 7, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47 12', 89'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47 79' Mossberg12Gaug 85'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Ruger 9MM 1', 33'
February 26, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 30' Zergface 45' Glocknade 70'
March 4, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	???
May 12, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Zergface 25'
May 26, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 31'
June 9, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	72'
July 13, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	Nex Alea 31' Zergface 65' 10MM is best MM 71'
July 14, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 W	Zergface 2' Deagle Brand Deagle 11', 90+1' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 18'
July 15, 2012	/int/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	5-1 L	Zergface 67'
July 20, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 40', 55' Ivan Chesnokov 82'
July 21, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 L
August 19, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Zergface 6' Moist Nugget 90'
September 15, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Moist Nugget 37' Zergrush 72'
September 23, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 18'
December 8, 2012	/mlp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 15' Deagle Brand Deagle 49'
February 8, 2013	/mu/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	7-1 L	Deagle Brand Deagle 5'
February 10, 2013	/n/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 L	Zergface 42', 76'
February 16, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-1 L	Zergface 2'
April 5, 2013	/hm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 14'
April 6, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
May 4, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 10, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Deagle Brand Deagle 68', 88'
May 12, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
July 19, 2013	/vr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 17' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 49' Zergface 58'
September 28, 2013	/wsg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Zergface 12'
November 16, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 L
November 22, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 L	Zergface 71'
November 24, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 6, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 12, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-1 W	Zergface 62', 65', 90+'
April 18, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Zergface 3'
April 20, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Zergface 45+' Navy Seal Pasta 65'
April 26, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 31, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Moist Nugget 77'
June 8, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 34'
July 18, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
July 20, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 12' NEVAHBINDUNBEFO 89'
October 18, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Zergface 10', 81'
October 24, 2014	/t/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 L	Vining 18'
October 26, 2014	/b/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
November 2, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	7-1 L	Zergface 26'
April 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov 5'
May 1, 2015	/hm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2 W	Zergface 7', 19' BRRRRRTT 69' Ragnar the Legitimate 90+'
May 8, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Zergface 44' Ragnar the Legitimate 90+'
May 10, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up 6' Zergface 24'
October 23, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1 W	Ivan Chesnokov 51', 57', 88'
October 25, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface 71'
October 31, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Cosmoline 60' Ivan Chesnokov 70'
November 6, 2015	/v/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov 55'
November 14, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface 41' BRRRRRRRTT 67'
February 19, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-1 L
February 21, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 27, 2016	/asp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-6 L
May 7, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface 14', 90+3'
May 13, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov 45+2'
May 15, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Zergface 90+2'
October 28, 2016	/trv/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 D	Zergface 24', 83' Cheeki Breeki 58' Navy Seal Copypasta 88'
October 30, 2016	/c/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-3 D	Zergface 9', 14' Assault Clipz 90+2'
November 5, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 13, 2017	/e/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 19, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-5 L	Zergface 2', 34', 45+3', 61'
May 21, 2017	/tv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface 49'
October 13, 2017	/x/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Moist Nugget 53'
October 14, 2017	/y/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0 W	Moist Nugget 43' Zergface 66'
October 15, 2017	/i/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 9' Moist Nugget 80'
October 28, 2017	/co/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
November 3, 2017	/soc/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Hickok45 10' Moist Nugget 86'
November 5, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Hickok45 14' Moist Nugget 34'
November 11, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	2-4 L	Zergface 26' ATF 75'
February 17, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 W	Moist Nugget 15' Hickok45 38', 76' Ian McCollum 69'
February 23, 2018	/tg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	2-4 W	Cheeki Breeki 8' Ian Mccollum 32' Zergface 88' Hickok45 90+3'
February 25, 2018	/tv/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Hickok45 16'
March 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-1 W	Hickok45 30', 69' Zergface 51'
March 4, 2018	/h/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals	0-2 L
July 28, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Cheeki Breeki 90+2'
August 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 5, 2018	/gif/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	6-4 W	Zergface 9', 89' Hickock45 23' Moist Nugget 48', 86' Ian McCollum 54'
August 11, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	Cosmoline 89'
August 12, 2018	/int/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-5 L	Moist Nugget 11', 77', 90+4' Zergface 65'
February 16, 2019	/his/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	1-3 L	Moist Nugget 66'
February 22, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Zergface 6' That Shoulder Thing that Goes up 25'
February 24, 2019	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Zergface 77' Moist Nugget 90+5'
May 18, 2019	/adv/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget 50'
May 24, 2019	/r9k/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget 8'
May 26, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Moist Nugget 24'
June 1, 2019	/h/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	0-2 L
July 20, 2019	/i/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-4 L	Moist Nugget 62'
July 26, 2019	/c/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget 70'
July 28, 2019	/s4s/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov 44'
August 3, 2019	/int/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	Zergface 11', 76', 84'
August 4, 2019	/fit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-0 W	Hickok45 8' Moist Nugget 26', 72', 89'
August 4, 2019	/pol/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Semi Finals	1-3 L	Moist Nugget 32'
August 4, 2019	/w/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Match	3-2 W	Moist Nugget 5', 81' Zergface 35'
January 17, 2020	/out/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Hickok45 12' Moist Nugget 69'
January 19, 2020	/diy/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Zergface 12', 64'
January 25, 2020	/f/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Zergface 74'
April 24, 2020	/asp/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Moist Nugget 11', 74'
April 26, 2020	/diy/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-4 L	Zergface 45+1'
May 2, 2020	/bant/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Zergface 29'
October 24, 2020	/asp/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
October 30, 2020	/3/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-3 L	Arkan and the Tigers 25'
November 1, 2020	/wsg/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-4 L	Simo Häyhä 64', 81'
July 10, 2021	/vm/	2021 4chan World Cup	2-2 D	Arkan and the Tigers 7' Zergface 17'
July 18, 2021	/f/	2021 4chan World Cup	1-2 L	Simo Häyhä 59'
July 30, 2021	/c/	2021 4chan World Cup	1-3 L	Simo Häyhä 34'
October 22, 2021	/adv/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä 50', 71'
October 24, 2021	/xs/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	Zergface 13', 82' Simo Häyhä 61'
November 5, 2021	/wsg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-0 W	Zergface 14', 52', 78' Simo Häyhä 24' Cheeki Breeki 71'
November 7, 2021	/mlp/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 W	Arkan and the Tigers 7' Big Dicc Marty 18' Zergface 36', 74' Simo Häyhä 54'
November 13, 2021	/y/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	2-3 L	Arkan and the Tigers 33' Simo Häyhä 45+0'
January 29th, 2022	/co/	2022 4chan Winter Cup	3-3 D	Arkan and the Tigers 34' Simo Häyhä 57', 70'
February 4th, 2022	/vp/	2022 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Reaper Drone 24' Simo Häyhä 45'
February 4th, 2022	/cm/	2022 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 16', 24'
April 30th, 2022	/f/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Z-Team 86'
May 8th, 2022	/toy/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Simo Häyhä 49'
May 14th, 2022	/a/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Zergface 35', 72'
May 20th, 2022	/ck/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 21st, 2022	/vt/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	1-1(3-1) L	Zergface 64'
July 30th, 2022	/int/	2022 4chan Summer Cup	3-0 W	Z-Team 8', 29' Arkan and the Tigers 51'
August 5th, 2022	/d/	2022 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D	Simo Häyhä 50'
August 7th, 2022	/tg/	2022 4chan Summer Cup	3-2 W	Simo Häyhä 5' Arkan and the Tigers 44' Zergface 70'
August 13th, 2022	/gd/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Knockouts	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä 16' Zergface 58'
August 14th, 2022	/vp/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Knockouts	0-5 L
January 27th, 2023	/sci/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group E	1-2 L	Zergface 45+1'
January 29th, 2023	/gd/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group E	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 68' Zergface 76'
February 4th, 2023	/mu/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group E	2-3 L	Zergface 76' Paul Harrell The Exonerated 85'
May 6th, 2023	/toy/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group G	4-1 W	Simo Häyhä 9', 68' Paul Harrell The Exonerated 41', 44'
May 12th, 2023	/pol/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group G	3-1 W	Simo Häyhä 12' Zergface 76' Orb 50'

Invitationals/Other

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 25, 2012	/o/	Trip Cup Quarterfinals	4-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 17' Deagle Brand Deagle 21' Zergface 58' Moist Nugget 68'
November 25, 2012	/mlp/	Trip Cup Semifinals	2-2 (4-5) L	Zergface 28', 118'
November 25, 2012	/sp/	Trip Cup Third Place Match	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 24' Wound Vectors 42' Zergface 58'
October 12, 2013	/jp/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 26'
October 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 54'
October 13, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Zergface 62'
July 26, 2014	/ic/	2014 Summer Cup Group Stage Playoff	0-2 L
January 18, 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 25, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Moist Nugget 64'
July 11, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Moist Nugget 62'
July 19, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov 6'
August 21, 2015	/d/	Lark's Madness	2-2 L (3–2 PK)	Ivan Chesnokov ??', ??'
January 23, 2016	/sci/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-0 W	Brian Cox 61' Zergface 67' BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT 82'
January 24, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-1 L	Zergface 81'
January 6, 2017	/mlp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-5 L	Cheeki Breeki 20'
January 15, 2017	/pol/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Cheeki Breeki 30' Zergface 80'
September 29, 2017	/vg/	PESathon	3-0 W	Zergface 29', 80' Assault Clipz 43'
September 29, 2017	/co/	PESathon	1-0 W	Zergface 88'
September 30, 2017	/n/	PESathon	2-4 L	A Magical Place 37' Zergface 53'
November 17, 2017	/sci/	World Wars II Cup II	1-0 W	Zergrush 33' (pen.)
November 17, 2017	/lit/	World Wars II Cup II	2-2 D	Zergrush 12', 29'
November 17, 2017	/int/	World Wars II Cup II	0-0 D
November 19, 2017	/pol/	World Wars II Cup II	0-3 L
November 19, 2017	/out/	World Wars II Cup II	3-1 W	Moist Nugget 5', 27', 65'
January 13, 2018	/an/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Cheeki Breeki 7' Hickok45 73' Zergface 77'
January 21, 2018	/w/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Moist Nugget 19', 51' Ian McCollum 27' Hickok45 41' (freekick)
October 5, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Assault Clips 33'
October 20, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Hoppes No. 9 72'
March 8, 2020	/mu/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
March 13, 2020	/his/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Hickok45 6'
March 14, 2020	/an/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Cheeki Breeki 48'
April 4, 2020	/hardstyle/	Mogra Void Cup	2-1 W	Hickok45 4' Moist Nugget 72'
April 4, 2020	/skg/	Mogra Void Cup	4-2 W	Moist Nugget 14', 76' Hickok45 54' Cheeki Breeki 83'
April 4, 2020	/porter/	Mogra Void Cup	2-0 W	Zergface 18' Moist Nugget 73'
April 4, 2020	/zls/	Mogra Void Cup	3-1 W	Moist Nugget 55' Ian McCollum 85' Moist Nugget 90+2'
March 14, 2020	/bant/	Garbage Day: Spring 2020 Super Spoon Playoff	0-2 L
April 4, 2020	/a/	Garbage Day: Spring 2020 Super Spoon Playoff	5-1 W	Jack Wilson 51' Moist Nugget 53', 68', 86' Zergface 88'
June 25, 2020	/zls/	Mogra Void Cup 2	1-1 (10-11) L	Ian McCollun 45+3'
July 9, 2020	/u/	2020 4CC Champions League	2-1 W	Jack Wilson 20' Moist Nugget 69'
July 10, 2020	/c/	2020 4CC Champions League	3-4 L	5' Moist Nugget 10' Cheeki Breeki 63'
July 11, 2020	/lzg/	2020 4CC Champions League	1-1 D	Moist Nugget 77'
July 31, 2020	/jp/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	1-2 L	19' Zergface
July 31, 2020	/wsg/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	1-3 L	15' Moist Nugget
July 31, 2020	/mu/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	3-5 L	5' Zergface 45+2' Jack Wilson 74' Moist Nugget
July 31, 2020	/mlp/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	9-0 W	10', 24', 62' Jack Wilson 14' Moist Nugget 44', 49', 71' Zergface 82'A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer 89' Ian McCollum
September 12, 2020	/an/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Lauri Törni 16' Simo Häyhä 53'
September 19, 2020	/his/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1(2-1) W	Jack Wilson 30'
September 19, 2020	/u/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Arkan and the Tiger 35'
November 6, 2020	/vr/	Garbage Day: Autumn 2020 Raking	0-3 L
November 6, 2020	/mlp/	Garbage Day: Autumn 2020 Raking	0-0(5-4) W
December 22, 2020	/honk/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä 45+1' Arkan and The Tigers 82'
December 23, 2020	/toy/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 80' Zergface 87'
December 28, 2020	/twg/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	4-1 W	Simo Häyhä 11', 78' Zergface 57' Arkan and The Tigers 71'
December 29, 2020	/moonman/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	7-4 W	Zergface 11', 47', 68', 70', 73' Lauri Törni 28', 40'
December 30, 2020	/balk/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	2-3 L	Own goal 51' Simo Häyhä 70'
Januray 15, 2021	/pol/	Test Cup V 21	0-0 D
Januray 15, 2021	/r6g/	Test Cup V 21	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 2'
Januray 16, 2021	/pol/	Test Cup V 21	0-4 L
Januray 17, 2021	/r6g/	Test Cup V 21	1-0 W	Zergface 58'
Januray 22, 2021	/p/	Test Cup V 21	4-2 W	Arkan And The Tigers 8' Zergface 47' Simo Häyhä 112', 117'
Januray 22, 2021	/biz/	Test Cup V 21	3-1 L	Zergface 10'
Januray 22, 2021	/mlp/	Test Cup V 21	3-1 L	Arkan And the Tigers 28'
May 15, 2021	/x/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	1-1(4-2) W	Simo Häyhä 24'
May 16, 2021	/a/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	5-8 L	MIGA :DDDD 2' Maho Nishizumi 27', 59' Alisa 53' Erika 90+5'
May 22, 2021	/p/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	2-2(1-3) L	Arkan and the Tigers 62' Simo Häyhä 83'
May 23, 2021	/his/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	1-2 L	Zergface 73'
May 23, 2021	/vst/	Spring 2022 Monday Night Futbol	3-2 W	Zergface 3', 39', 72'
April 4, 2022	/sci/	Spring 2022 Monday Night Futbol	3-6 L	Big Dicc Marty 29', 73' Simo Häyhä 61'
16th September 2022	/sp/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1(2-4)L	Simo Häyhä 64'
23rd September 2022	/ylilauta/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
25th September 2022	/v/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	The Z-Team 13', 17', 31' Simo Häyhä 86'
1st October 2022	/pol/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 5', 58'

Goalscorers Table

Player	Goals
Zergface	71
Simo Häyha(Moist Nugget)	58
Deagle Brand Deagle	11
Hickok45	11
Ivan Chesnokov	8
Arkan and the Tigers	7
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT	6
AK-47	5
Cheeki Breeki	4
Ruger 9MM	3
Ian McCollum	3
Z-Team	3
Paul Harrell The Exonerated	3
Cosmoline	2
Ragnar The Legitimate	2
Mossberg12Gaug	2
Navy Seal Pasta	2
Orb	2
10MM is best MM	1
Nex Alea	1
Glocknade	1
S&W 38 Revolver	1
NEVABINDUNBEFO	1
Vining	1
The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up	1
ATF	1
Big Dicc Marty	1
Reaper Drone	1

Only official matches are counted here.

Rivalries

/sp/ - /k/ommandos vs /sp/artans	A rivalry that was first truly realized in the finals of the 2012 Winter Cup. /k/ The People's Team, a group of men from all walks of life. Prior to the finals, /k/ had defeated /sp/ in winners bracket play and three additional times in friendlies. /sp/ finally won a 3-0 shut out in the first leg of the finals but /k/ came back to knock off /sp/ 2-1. /k/'s Heroic run in the finals saw them defeat a team with some of 4chan's most elite players including George Costanza, Messi, and Da Burrs. In the process, /sp/ was once again prevented from winning the cup, and /k/ earned their eternal hate.
2-0-1

/mu/ - The Ol' War Song	The best rivalries develop organically. /mu/-/k/ is the perfect example of this and in many ways the perfect rivalry in the 4chan cup. /mu/’s oldest and fiercest rivals, the /k/ommandos have never failed to meet up with the /mu/tants somewhere along the way whenever both teams have made their way to the same tournament. The first meeting between these two storied sides occurred in the original 2011 Summer Cup, which /mu/ took by a scoreline of 2-1. /k/ however returned fire next Winter, defeating /mu/ in a penalty shootout on their way to hoisting a 4chan cup. Once again, the two sides met the following Summer Cup, which ended in an explosive 3-3 stalemate in the group stages. Meeting again next Winter, we were to see a completely different story. /mu/ would reassert their dominance in style, outgunning the weapons board by seven goals to one, led by captain Jeff Mangum’s then-record 5 goals in a single game, helping send /k/ down to their first-ever babby cup. The two would not meet again until /mu/’s own Championship run in Summer 2014, where the game was decided in /mu/’s favor off a late Talentless Hack goal. Back in Winter, the /k/ommandos look to find /mu/ somewhere on the battlefield so they may tip the scales of this historic rivalry back in their favor, and the /mu/tants not only expect but relish the opportunity to meet the old enemy on the field once more in the best rivalry in the 4chan Cup. /a/ and /sp/ wish they could have a rivalry this great. /mu/ leads this rivalry with 4 wins, 1 draw, and 1 loss.
1-1-4

Honors

2012 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
Trip Cup: 3rd Place
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Goalhorn
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best New Anthem
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: At least you tried, Worst Music
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Worst Music
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Most improved team
2019 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Highest goal differential in group stage:(+14) (over 4 games)

2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Model(The Z-Team)

Videos

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Gallery

THE VIOLENCE HAS ESCALATED
Give that cooked grenade a good rub
Is that a FAMAS' reaction to the 2-2 draw
Zergface having an episode of PTSD during the match against /c/
Calm before the storm

Past Logos

/k/'s logo after winning the 2012 Winter Cup
Another logo used in the old wikidot page

Team Newspaper

/k/ravda is a newspaper made by Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I for info about the team and recent 4chan cup events. Issue no. 67-73 is made by Lardagus. Issue no. 74 onwards is made by Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk.