/vp/ Roster

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

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Starting Roster

Number	Position	Name	Picture	Description
400	GK	Gotta Catch 'em All		ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot? Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.
54	CB	Masuda		Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus. When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
?	LB	World Champion Ash		He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, who has never lost. He also became World Champion, an unfulfilleld dream for 25 years
251	RB	MISTA MERRIKU		"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
386	DMF	Tentaquil		Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
9	CMF	Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak		Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread! P.S: Ash is a loser
383	LMF	WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING		New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
272	RMF	Miror B.		SALSA! The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD. Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
452	AMF	Citizen Snips		Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
384	CF	Fug		fug

Substitutes

Number	Position	Name	Picture	Description
377	GK	OMP OMP OMP		⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏
448	CB	Proud of its Power		His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would?
645	CB	Landorus at Home		Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.
109	CB	>fanfic meta		The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play.
164	LB	>implying owls are birds		"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!" But seriously, >owls >birds
1	CMF	KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO		D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...! KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
82	RB	? Post ELO		? Post ELO
999	DMF	Best Pokégirl		Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl? Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.

Released Players

Number	Position	Name	Picture	Description
64	GK	THAT ONE TREE		JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
278	CB	Trumpets		Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
83	CB	John Gamefreak		AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
477	RB	Grandma Dusknoir		Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma Rip grandma
234	CMF	Stantlerchads		Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
663	CMF	Bravest Bird		Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team. Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7