| /feg/
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| Pick a god and pray
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| /feg/ - Medieval Eugenics Simulator
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| Founded
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April 20, 1990
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| Manager
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The Tactitian
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| Owner
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Merlinus
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| IRL manager
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SUPERtwinky !!G5xDaK3GlNe
Supportwriter !!7/zWfR1zWXH
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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003366
Dark Blue
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| Ranking
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0
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| Highest rank
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NA (N/A)
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| Lowest rank
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N/A (N/A)
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| Top scorer
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Jesus On Wheels (9)
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| Top assister
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Anna (∞)
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| Captain
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Pr. Marth
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| Website
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/feg/ - Medieval Eugenics Simulator
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| Nickname
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No nickname
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 3
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2
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5
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10
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30%
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| Elite Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Babby Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Team music
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| Goal horn
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[// Goal horn name]
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| Kits
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Music
Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVlE8u6Hhp8
(Also play this if we win the cup)
Victory Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IePI2FnJuA8
Goalhorns:
Standard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKjoBuyVmfk
Alt Horn For Sisterfucker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHG_xTJ3Ns4
Alt Horn for Anna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG8XIRu3Eh0
For any Jesus on Wheels goal from his second goal onward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuFVdD5WG0w
Roster
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| #
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Wyvern Reinforcements
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| #
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Chrom'd
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Tiki's Tikis
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| #
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LR+Start
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| #
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Eugenics
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Sisterfucker
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| #
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Professional Motherfuckers
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| #
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Pr. Marth
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| #
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Burger King
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Anna
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| #
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Jesus on Wheels
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Position
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Player
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HUGE
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Master Tactician
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Sub-Human
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OUR BOY
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Jeigan
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Dragon Loli
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Volke
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Manjaw
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Doga
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True Hit
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Watch Your Back
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Morgan
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Goalkeeper
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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Wyvern Reinforcements
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Leave your healer in the back unprotected? Wyverns come from behind and kill them. About to finish the chapter? Wyverns pop out in front of the boss. About to enjoy a delicious sandwich? Wyverns are hiding inside. Turn around, there's probably a few dozen wyverns behind you right now.
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—
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HUGE
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Kill Enemies, Gain Levels, Raise Stats, GET HUGE
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Defense
Defenders
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| No.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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Chrom'd
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Whether he's NTR'd you from your wife of choice, or raped you into marrying him, almost everyone has felt the pleasure of being Chrom'd inside.
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—
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Tiki's Tikis
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>you will never be her Mar Mar
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—
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LR+Start
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GOD DAMMIT FUCKING WYVERNS!
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—
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Eugenics
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>Implying marriages are about love
It's like you want all of their children to be crippled
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—
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Dragon Loli
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All the benefits of a delicious loli, without having to be a pedophile. Only Drawback is that they may have "been around the block a few times"
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—.
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Volke
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Volke is a master assassin for hire, and part time Hunger Games participant. He mainly kills using poisoned berries.
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—
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Doga
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Doga will choke this point.
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—
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True Hit
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Instead of rolling once, the RNG in recent FE games rolls 2 times and averages the results, theoretically giving the player an advantage. Despite this, the Enemy will still crit you with a 1% chance every time.
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—
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Manjaw
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Wears a mask to hide the fact that her jaw is manlier than the jaw of the man she's pretending to be.
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—
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Jeigan
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Though he is a quality knight with decent base stats, he has low growths and we don't want him to steal EXP from the other defenders, so he's being saved on the bench in case we need him later.
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—
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Our Boy
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Roy is our boy, and we couldn't be more disappointed with him. Mainly because he doesn't class change until the end credits.
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—
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Master Tactician
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Always knows what he's doing. Everyone should be a war cleric, trust him.
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—
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Sub-Human
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Filthy Sub-Humans.
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Midfield
Defensive Midfield
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| No.
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Name
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Picture
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Description
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Card(s)
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Sisterfucker
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Ephraim from FE8. Practices the pure love that can only be had between siblings.
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Center Midfield
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Professional Motherfuckers
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One wears green, on wears red, but both are professional knights with over 300 confirmed kills, they graduated top of their class from the cavalier academy.
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Attacking Midfield
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Pr. Marth
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Marth doesn't have pants, a tier 2 class, or a horse, but he still saved the world...twice.
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Offense
Wing Fowards
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Burger King
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One such as you cannot stop him. So move out of his way and you might survive.
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—
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Anna
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The RNG in human form, Anna is there to help you succeed, but only if you can afford to pay her, which you can't.
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—
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Morgan
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Daddy's Little Genocide Machine
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—
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Watch your Back
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"Hello. Watch your back in this battle!"
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Second Striker
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Jesus on Wheels
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All of Jeigan's benefits without any of his drawbacks, Sigurd is a force to be reckoned with. Just keep him away from Barbecues.
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Export
/vg/ League II Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/0qs44getm408h64/FegExport.zip
/vg/ League III Export: puu.sh/d4mKw/64dafa87ce.rar
Awards:
CanadaFag's PotatoBowl 2014: Champions
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