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==Roster==
 
==Roster==

Revision as of 00:38, 24 January 2021

/his/
We Didn't Start the Fire
His logo.png
/his/ - History & Humanities
Founded October 31, 2015
Owner Voltaire
IRL manager JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP
Team colors
HEX color FCD405
Holy Roman Yellow
Ranking 6 (increase 33)
Highest rank 6 (August 3, 2020)
Lowest rank 56 (April 17, 2016)
Top scorer >Holy>Roman>Empire (44)
Top assister >Holy>Roman>Empire (28)
Captain Charles II
Website /his/ - History & Humanities
Nickname /his/torians
Home ground Amphitheatrum Flavium (groundshare with /lit/)
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
25 4 27 56 44.64%
GF GA GD
110 109 +1
Biggest win
/his/ His icon.png 5–0 Fa icon.png /fa/
July 26, 2020
Biggest defeat
/his/ His icon.png 1–5 Vp icon.png /vp/
May 5, 2018
First match
/his/ His icon.png 4–1 V icon.png /v/
April 15, 2016
Elite Cup
Appearances 5 (First in Summer 2017)
Best result 5th, Summer 2020
Babby Cup
Appearances 7 (First in Spring 2016)
Best result 2nd, Autumn 2018
Team music
Anthem Deutsche Kaiserhymne
2nd kit Anthem Magna Mater
3rd kit Anthem Heil dir im Siegerkranz
4th kit Anthem Verdun Chant Militaire ON NE PASSE PAS !!!
5th kit Anthem Khusugtun - Tes goliin magtaal
Victory Anthem Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Finale)
Taft MoM Victory Anthem Taft!

Goal horn Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn Khuleg Baatar
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn Schei-wi-dei-wi-du
Gaius & Aulus Goalhorn Avicii - Hey Brother
Charles II Goalhorn El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron
Kits
Home kit Hishome-2016sbc.png
Away kit Hisaway-2016sbc.png
Third kit Hiskit2-2017sc.png
Fourth kit Hisfourth-2018abcq.png


The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in AD 2015(but possibly sometime after that because we couldn't be fucked sourcing). The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.

By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!

Exports

Winter 2021

  • Tactical Export: TicTacs
  • Aesthetics Export: Aes
  • Audio Export: Soon

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster
No. Position Player
27
  GK
Taft
1
  LB
Tiktaalik
17
  CB
Finno-Korean Hyper war
15
  CB
The Russian Baltic Fleet
16
  RB
Pregnant Anne Frank
999
  CMF
Mongolian Horse Archer
6
  CMF
More Wives, Your Grace?
2
  CMF
Gaius & Aulus
45
  AMF
Bomber Harris/Bombs Away Lemay
21
  SS
Charles II Captain
11
  CF
>Holy>Roman>Empire
No. Position Player
13
  GK
___ Battle of the Isonzo
66
  LB
Maoist Worst Nightmare
89
  LB
Diogenes
16
  RB
>&Humanities
14
  RB
Muh Haplogroups
19
  CB
>study history >become ___
5
  CB
Decisive Tang Victory
600
  CB
African Paratrooper
146
  CMF
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST
64
  CMF
Burnin’ Sherman
4
  CMF
Scottish Wiki Furry
44
  CMF
Dirlewanger

History

Previous campaigns


2020 Spring Campaign

Story coming soon

Match Log

Cup Perfomance

Event Record GF GA GD Result Place
2016 spring fetus logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-0-1 9 5 4 Promoted 3rd
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0-2 8 9 -1 Failed to Advance 21st
ABC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 5 9 -3 Relegated 29th
SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-1-0 7 3 4 Promoted 1st
SBC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0-2 8 9 -1 Round of 16 13th
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup 2-0-2 8 7 -1 Round of 16 11th
WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-2 2 4 -2 Relegated 23rd
SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-0-4 8 19 -11 Relegated 40th
ABC18 Design Aq.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-0-1 2 3 -1 Promoted 6th
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-1-2 9 3 6 Runner-up 2nd
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup 3-0-1 12 6 6 Round of 16 13th
Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0-0-3 4 11 -7 Relegated 32nd
ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 Failed to Advance 19th
SBC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0-2 8 7 1 Promoted 10th
SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup 3-0-2 15 7 8 Quarterfinals 5th

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Video
TBD 2021 4chan Winter Cup

Previous Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Video
April 15, 2016 V icon.png /v/ 2016 spring fetus logo.png 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B 4-1 W >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 45+1'56'73'
Bismarck Goal 64'
April 16, 2016 Co icon.png /co/ 2016 spring fetus logo.png 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B 4-1 W >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 17'66'
Bismarck Goal 33'
Vlad the Implier Goal 36'
April 17, 2016 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2016 spring fetus logo.png 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B 1-3 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 64'
May 6, 2016 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C 5-6 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 44'45'49'54'73'
May 8, 2016 O icon.png /o/ 2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C 0-1 L
May 14, 2016 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C 3-2 W Bismarck Goal 30'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 43'66'
October 29, 2016 P icon.png /p/ ABC16 Design A.png 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H 4-5 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 8'31'
Napoleon Goal 73'
Bismarck Goal 90+4'
November 4, 2016 Int icon.png /int/ ABC16 Design A.png 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H 1-1 D >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 68'
November 6, 2016 Wg icon.png /wg/ ABC16 Design A.png 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H 0-3 L
April 28, 2017 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A 3-2 W Bismarck Goal 21'30'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 68'
April 29, 2017 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A 3-0 W Goal 13'76' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Goal 89' Napoleon
April 30, 2017 Tg icon.png /tg/ SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A 1-1 D >Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 89'
May 12, 2017 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ SBC17 Design A.png 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B 2-1 W Goal 12'71' >Holy>Roman>Empire Video
May 14, 2017 Sci icon.png /sci/ SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B 4-3 W Vlad The Implier Goal 5'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 45+0'
Bismarck Goal 74'90+5'
Video
May 20, 2017 N icon.png /n/ SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B 2-3 L Goal 87' Bomber Harris
Goal 90+6' Anarcho-Memeism
Video
May 27, 2017 Tg icon.png /tg/ SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Knockouts 0-2 L Video
July 28, 2017 S4s icon.png /s4s/ SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C 3-2 W Goal 7'29' Bismarck
Goal 22' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Video
July 30, 2017 Wg icon.png /wg/ SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C 1-2 L Goal 69' >Holy>Roman>Empire Video
August 5, 2017 Asp icon.png /asp/ SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C 2-0 W Goal 42' Bomber Harris
Goal 52' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Video
August 12, 2017 U icon.png /u/ SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup - Knockouts 2-3 L Goal 8' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Goal 90+2' Bomber Harris
Video
17 February, 2018 Fit icon.png /fit/ WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G 1-0 W Read the Fucking Sticky Scored 36' Video
23 February, 2018 U icon.png /u/ WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G 1-2 L Charles II Goal 59' Video
25 February, 2018 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G 0-2 L Video
May 5, 2018 Vp icon.png /vp/ SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G 1-5 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 32' Video
May 11, 2018 Trv icon.png /trv/ SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G 2-3 L Goal 26' Charles II
Goal 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Video
May 13, 2018 Lit icon.png /lit/ SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G 3-7 L Monsieur LindyGoal 6'
Charles II Goal 12'
Bomber Harris Goal 35'
Video
May 20, 2018 B icon.png /b/ SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G 2-4 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 42'64' Video
October 12, 2018 A icon.png /a/ ABC18 Design Aq.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C 1-0 W Bismarck Goal 85' Video
October 13, 2018 I icon.png /i/ ABC18 Design Aq.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C 1-0 W Charles II Goal 72' Video
October 14, 2018 W icon.png /w/ ABC18 Design Aq.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C 0-3 D Video
October 26, 2018 U icon.png /u/ ABC18 Design A.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D 1-2 L Goal 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire Video
October 28, 2018 Cm icon.png /cm/ ABC18 Design A.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D 2-1 W Goal 27' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Goal 45+1' Bismarck
Video
November 3, 2018 Gif icon.png /gif/ ABC18 Design A.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D 0-0 D Video
November 10, 2018 3 icon.png /3/ ABC18 Design A.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Knockouts 1-0 W Goal 33' >Holy>Roman>Empire Video
November 11, 2018 Mu icon.png /mu/ ABC18 Design A.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals 3-0 W Goal 11'72' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Goal 53' Bismarck
Video
November 11, 2018 Vp icon.png /vp/ ABC18 Design A.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Semi Finals 3-1 W Goal 29'33' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Scored 40' I Rabbu Rirrie-Chan
Video
November 11, 2018 Pol icon.png /pol/ ABC18 Design A.png 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Finals 0-2 L Video
February 16, 2019 K icon.png /k/ WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G 3-1 W Goal 23'56' Bomber Harris
Goal 36' Monsieur Lindy
Video
February 22, 2019 Tv icon.png /tv/ WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G 3-2 W Bomber Harris Goal 30'36'
Charles II Goal 77'
Video
February 24, 2019 B icon.png /b/ WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G 5-1 W Goal 17'34'59' Charles II
Goal 48' Bomber Harris
Goal 65' Mongolian Horse Archer
Video
March 2, 2019 Vg icon.png /vg/ WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup - Knockouts 1-2 L Bismarck Goal 74' Video
July 20, 2019 Aco icon.png /aco/ Summer19 C.png 2019 Summer Cup - Group E 2-5 L Bomber Harris Goal 11'
Charles II Goal 62'
Video
July 26, 2019 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Summer19 C.png 2019 Summer Cup - Group E 1-4 L Charles II Goal 60' Video
July 28, 2019 Co icon.png /co/ Summer19 C.png 2019 Summer Cup - Group E 1-2 L Bomber Harris Goal 90+1' Video
October 26, 2019 Out icon.png /out/ ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H 0-1 L Video
November 1, 2019 Ck icon.png /ck/ ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H 3-2 W Goal 25'43' Charles II
Goal 70' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Video
November 3, 2019 Mu icon.png /mu/ ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H 1-1 D Charles II Goal 60' Video
April 24, 2020 Mu icon.png /mu/ SBC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D 2-1 W Bomber Harris Goal 15'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 35'
Video
April 26, 2020 Aco icon.png /aco/ SBC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D 1-0 W Bomber Harris Goal 65' Video
May 2, 2020 W icon.png /w/ SBC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D 2-3 L Goal 11' Bomber Harris
Goal 82' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Video
May 9, 2020 M icon.png /m/ SBC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Knockouts 3-3 L Goal 55' Bomber Harris
Goal 62' Gaius & Aulus
Goal 102' Charles II

Penalties 0-3
Missed Charles II
Missed >Holy >Roman >Empire
Missed Bomber Harris

Video
July 18, 2020 U icon.png /u/ SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F 1-2 L Goal 89' Pregnant Anne Frank Video
July 24, 2020 Wg icon.png /wg/ SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F 3-2 W Goal 64'71' Gaius & Aulus
Goal 76' Charles II
Video
July 26, 2020 Fa icon.png /fa/ SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F 5-0 W Goal 18'30' Gaius & Aulus
Goal 59'90+4' Charles II
Goal 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Video
August 1, 2020 Toy icon.png /toy/ SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup Knockouts 3-0 W >Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 12'
Charles II Goal 52'
Gaius & Aulus Goal 90+0'
Video
August 2, 2020 U icon.png /u/ SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals 3-3 L Goal 25' Burnin' Sherman
Goal 73' Charles II
Goal 82' >Holy >Roman >Empire

Penalties 4-5
Scored >Holy >Roman >Empire
Missed Charles II
Scored Gaius & Aulus
Scored Bomber Harris
Scored Muh Haplogroups

Video

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Video
January 30, 2016 Trash icon.png /trash/ 2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies 2-3 L Rasputin's Dick Goal 21'
Bismarck Goal 43'
January 7, 2017 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-3 L Bismarck Goal 30'
May 6, 2017 Block icon.png /block/ Invite challenge 4-5 L
January 19, 2018 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-3 L Goal 88' Bismarck
January 20, 2018 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 2-5 L Charles II Goal 54'63'
May 20, 2018 Trash icon.png /trash/ Wooden Spoon Match 13-1 W Goal 2'17'20'23' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Goal 12'27'31'34' Mongolian Horse Archer
Goal 15' Julius Caesar
Goal 63'71' Napoleon
Goal 79'90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare
Video
August 25, 2019 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 5-2 W >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 16'50'
Bomber Harris Goal 19'
Charles II Goal 22'
Finno-Korean Hyper war Goal 54'
December 20, 2019 Eqg icon.png /eqg/ Test Cup V 19 3-0 W Charles II Goal 3'36'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 42'
Video
December 21, 2019 Co icon.png /co/ Test Cup V 19 2-3 L Goal 19'38' >Holy >Roman >Empire Video
December 27, 2019 Mu icon.png /mu/ Test Cup V 19 2-2 D Charles II Goal 33'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 63'
Video
December 28, 2019 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Test Cup V 19 round of 16 2-2 L Charles II Goal 33'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 63'

Penalties 3-5
Missed >Holy >Roman >Empire
Scored Charles II
Scored Bomber Harris
Scored Gaius & Aulus

Video
March 6, 2020 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L
Goal 13' Charles II
March 13, 2020 K icon.png /k/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 W
Goal 24' Charles II
Goal 71' >Holy >Roman >Empire
March 20, 2020 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 W Goal 17' Charles II

Penalties 3-2
Missed >Holy>Roman>Empire
Scored Charles II
Scored Bomber Harris
Missed Gaius & Aulus
Scored 9th Battle of the Isonzo

September 19, 2020 K icon.png /k/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 L Goal 17' Charles II

Penalties 1-2
Missed >Holy >Roman >Empire
Missed Charles II
Missed Bomber Harris
Scored Gaius & Aulus
Missed Taft

Video
September 27, 2020 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-4 L >Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 52' Video
September 27, 2020 V icon.png /v/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 4-1 W Charles II Goal 5'43'78'83'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 90+1'
Video

Team Statistics

Italics denote retired players

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?
Player Goals Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire 44 28
Charles II 19 12
Bomber Harris 15 8
Bismarck 14 10
Gaius & Aulus 6 0
Mongolian Horse Archer 1 3
Pregnant Anne Frank 1 1
Burnin' Sherman 1 1
More Wives, Your Grace? 0 1
Monsieur Lindy 2 1
Vlad the Implier 2 4
Lutheran Shitposter 0 1
Napoleon 2 7
Charlemagne 0 1
Shitposting Cossack 1 0
Anarco-Memeism 1 0
Empire for Sale 0 1
>Marxism 0 1
Eternal Anglo 0 1
Carl von Clausewitz 0 1

Goalkeepers

Player Starts Saves Clean Sheets
TAFT 14 39 2
___ Battle of the Isonzo 15 28 3
Maginot Line 4 19 1
Great Wall of China 7 20 0
Julius Caesar 3 5 0
Christian Dark Ages 10 23 3

Records

Holder Date Record Match
>Holy>Roman>Empire May 6, 2016 Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute). /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire May 6, 2016 Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes). /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire May 6, 2016 Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes). /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/
His icon.png /his/ July 28, 2017 Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10. /s4s/ S4s icon.png 2 - 3 His icon.png /his/
His icon.png /his/ May 21, 2018 Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19. /b/ B icon.png 4 - 2 His icon.png /his/
His icon.png /his/ (Tied) May 21, 2018 Lowest GD in a group stage with -11. /b/ B icon.png 4 - 2 His icon.png /his/
>Holy>Roman>Empire February 24, 2019 Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5. /b/ B icon.png 1 - 5 His icon.png /his/

Former records

Holder Date set Record Match Date beaten
>Holy>Roman>Empire May 6, 2016 Most goals scored in a single match by a single player with 5. /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/ August 6, 2016
His icon.png /his/ May 6, 2016 Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5. /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/ February 15, 2019

Rivalries

Lit logo.png
The Spooker Bowl


Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.

0-0-2
Pol logo.png
The Edgelord Derby

It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory:

Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it.

0-0-1
U logo.png
The Siege of Lesbos

A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup.

We also just can't beat this fucking team for shit.

0-0-5

Honors

Team

Individual

Team photos

Gallery

"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
— DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
"Always a /his/ fan"
— PAVAL, 2018 Spring