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/vp/ F.C., the virtual divegrass team representing 4chan's /vp/ - Pokémon board, has one goal, and one goal only: to be the very best -- like no one ever was. Historically an underperforming team, /vp/ has seen a rebound in form since its first legitimate ticket to the Elites -- only to be relegated again and again.
Real Pokémon masters, of course, never give up. Summer is on the horizon. It's only a matter of time.
News and Information
| Music | Team Information | Exports |
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ALTHORNS:
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| Next Games | Event | Date | Result |
 /d/
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 2016 4chan Summer Cup
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August 5th | 3-3 |
 /sp/
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2016 4chan Summer Cup
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August 7th | 1-3 |
 /out/
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2016 4chan Summer Cup
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August 13th | 6-2 |
 /e/
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2016 4chan Summer Cup
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August 20th | TBD |
THREE BIRDS ON THE PITCH
As always, we're looking for people to do Cup-related stuff for the team, testing in particular -- don't be afraid to ask if you can help as a co-manager too! See the Contact page if you need to get in touch, or try leaving a post on the /vg/ thread.
If you have any concerns or questions about team management, or just want to shitpost in our message boxes, same thing applies. You can also join us on the >discord server.
Roster
- (The /vp/ Roster page will probably not be updated in a timely manner. For a quick description of each player, mouse-over text is available).
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Introduction and Team History
2012 Spring and Autumn
/vp/, created on January 6th 2012 as one of the Founding Babbies, had a rocky start: defeats to /cgl/ and future Cup powerhouse /toy/, as well as a draw to /s/, saw /vp/ finish bottom of Group A, and 17th of 21 teams participating in the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup -- below only /po/, eliminated in the Preliminary Round, and /cm/, /n/, and /y/, who were retroactively disqualified due to the events of Dragongate.
Doomed to the Autumn Babbies, /vp/ looked to make their first Elite Cup. And they did -- but this berth was not without controversy: it came only after the /wg/ manager Tom (who went on to win the Cup) benched his starters, allowing /vp/ to rocket four goals past their keeper, and /fa/ manager RandomFashionista abandoned his team in their crucial final match against /po/ -- an event that would come to be known as the Wardrobe Malfunction. Nonetheless, /vp/ advanced, and though eliminated by /tv/ 3-1 in the round of 16, they had an Elite Cup to look forward to.
2013 Winter and Spring
And then it all went to shit.
/vp/'s knack for getting itself grouped with strong sides struck again, as they were drawn into Group A of the 2013 4chan Winter Cup with /tg/, /co/, and /jp/ -- a group that relegated them thanks to the management of Preston !!nvg+R4h9WHc and a god-awful performance (no thanks to you, Nigger Winner Futhremore holy shit you stillborn cuck) that included a draw to /co/ and sound defeats to both the fa/tg/uys and /jp/edos.
Relegated to Spring, and managed by Gallow !!7stZmDLgMOZ, /vp/ hoped to make it back to an Elite Cup -- but grouped with the paper planes of /po/ and the big guys of /tv/, who would later go on to place second that cup, /vp/ didn't fly so good, finishing 3rd in their group.
As a consolation, they weren't exactly the worst team, and their finishing position meant that they were safe for any unforeseen events in the future, what with the Cup on an upswing...Right?
2013 Autumn
One word: Dragongate. Gallow, it turned out, was only a front for then-/n/ manager Dragonfag, who was also /cm/ manager Kageyama, who was also...you get the picture.
And just like that, everything the team was, and what it had worked for, it turned out, wasn't worth shit. With history rewritten, not even the Wardrobe Malfunction counted for anything -- because that too, was fucking rigged.
So what was I saying about unforeseen events? Right: at the end of Summer, the introduction of the Fifth Founding teams presented a problem for the upcoming Autumn Babby: how would they allow these eight new teams to compete while having a divisible number of teams? And so, the Babby Cup Qualifiers, also known as the Fetus Cup, was (still)born, pitting the eight worst teams in Spring against these up-and-coming squads. /vp/, for its role in Dragongate, was kicked to this level, and drawn in Group C with /an/, /s/, and newcomers /asp/, and /out/.
Managed by Test Ponyta !!YXbPlZYbUui, /vp/ started badly, losing 2-1 to /out/. While the team rallied in the next game to rout /s/ 5-2, that glimmer of hope was quickly stamped out, as they were blown the fuck out in their next two matches: a 1-4 to /asp/, and a 0-4 to /an/. Left in the Fetus, unable to qualify for even the Babby, and with months of misery away from Spring, /vp/ was reduced to basically nothing in the Cup as others soared, and it didn't seem like anything was going to change -- at least, not soon...
2014 Spring and Summer
While their lackluster performance in the Fetus Cup would have all but doomed /vp/ to another round of torment in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers, things changed.
The Fetus Cup was, surprisingly, cancelled, as the cup's supreme rigmasters opted for a new format that led to what is now referred to as the first Mega Babby. With new manager Powdinet !!OuxsQQ+O0Aj at the helm, and drawing what seemed to be a stroke of luck in Group H, /vp/ dared to dream again.
One may notice, however, that throughout this it is clear that /vp/ has had a history of disappointment, and in that department /vp/ delivered: crushed by resurgent /vg/ 3-0 at the hands of one previously considered one of the Cup's worst managers, the Spring campaign started rockier than a Charizard's ass after switching in on some sneaky pebbles. /vp/, however, was not down and out: with a 2-1 victory that relegated /sci/ to Autumn, they had three points after two games -- not exactly the best position, but certainly not the time for fear either.
That came later: after /u/ defeated /vp/ 2-1 and then went on to defeat /vg/, the group's other dominant team, /vp/ were all but doomed, needing to blow /c/ the fuck out to advance on goal differential. While a PES crash that gave /vp/ better conditions let fans dream for a while, the team failed in an awful 1-1 draw mostly remembered for late-game Konata spaghetti that dragged /c/ down with /vp/. Finishing 32nd of the 40 teams in the Cup, it wasn't exactly the best way to start off a year, but it was definitely better than being stuck in a Fetus or being a sockpuppet, and so /vp/ looked toward Autumn.
As Summer dragged on, however, it became clear that the Cup was about to enter a time of great upheaval: as Elite teams left and right stumbled into Fall, the stakes were now higher than ever, and again doubt seeped into /vp/, now facing the very real possibility of going against titans -- and likewise, the very real possibility of ending up at the bottom once more.
2014 Autumn
At the bottom, the only real way to go is up.
With the Autumn Babby Cup looming, /vp/ looked for hope -- and they found it in the unlikeliest of people: a new manager, McBob !!zPWSTDJs1Sv. Criticized for his unorthodox and ridiculously wide box-shaped formation, and drawn into Group H with /cgl/, /y/, newly-formed /i/, and two-time champions /sp/, there was significant doubt that /vp/ could even dare to advance.
Doubt, however, turned to cautious optimism as /vp/ began their Autumn campaign with a bang. You can call it >artism, call it tactical genius, call it whatever you want: but as /vp/ edged out /sp/ 3-2 in a tight, generally /sp/-dominated game and echoes of #MCBOPPED rang through the thread, it looked like the tides had begun to turn.
And how they did: while /vp/ only managed to eke out a 1-1 draw from /i/ and /y/, their 2-1 victory over a failing /cgl/ side cemented them as group winners, and Elite Cup ticketholders for the first time in two years.
However, they weren't done yet -- paired against /ck/, a team that had demolished cup stalwart /a/ 6-1 in the group stages, /vp/ had a ways to go in their trek through Victory Road. But rising to the challenge, and in spite of his poor starting form, Miror B. shot two goals past the /ck/ goalkeeper to win what had fittingly been dubbed the Salsab Owl, marking the first time /vp/ had gotten out of the Round of 16.
Although their surprising run was ended by eventual Babby Cup champions /b/ in a 4-1 demolition in the quarter-final, /vp/ had made their mark: finishing 7th overall -- their best finish in any Cup so far. In the aftermath of the cup, they were also voted Most Improved, and shared Best Manager with cup winners /b/.
In a Winter Cup once again, and for real this time, the idea that they were contenders and not punching bags began to take root again in the board and the team -- a feeling that hadn't been felt on /vp/ for a long time.
2015 Winter
All that having been said, let's face it -- it's a tall order to beat the Elite Four on your first real run through the Pokémon League.
Drawn in Group A with then-champion and One True Elite /mu/, consistent force /f/, and a familiar face in /i/, /vp/'s odds seemed, again, unfavorable. But through hard work, dedication, and a lot of grinding, /vp/...lost. There wasn't any better way to describe it. Even though a solid performance in a tight 1-0 defeat to /mu/ seemed encouraging going into /vp/'s next two games, it wasn't meant to be: their rematch with /i/ ended up a 0-2 defeat that saw /vp/ become the first team mathematically eliminated from contention. But there was still something to chase: a little bit of glory, and perhaps the idea that /vp/ could record its best finish in an Elite Cup by managing to not lose against /f/.
Despite an early Takeo Ischii goal and the goalkeeping heroics of Segata Sanshiro, a tap-in goal from /vp/ striker Bravest Bird gave /vp/ the draw they needed to make that finish - a small consolation seeing as they still finished 26th of the 32 teams of Winter. Well, being a yo-yo team is better than being perma-babby.
2015 Spring & 2015 Summer
Coming off a victory in the Test Cup, and entering the brave new world of PES 2015, /vp/ looked in good form for the Spring Babbies. Plus, drawn in Group D with underdogs /out/ and /r9k/, a revived and unproven /fit/, as well as a team that had similarly failed to advance in Winter, /x/, luck seemed to be going /vp/'s way for once.
Luck, however, wouldn't win groups -- numbers did. So /vp/ put themselves on the board in a 5-1 steamrolling of /out/, which included a cheeky slow roller and a bump off the top of the goalpost that was converted immediately afterward. All seemed good until their visit to Lavender Town, where the spookmasters of /x/ dominated /vp/ in possession en route to a solid 3-0 win. When /vp/ went on to draw their next game against /fit/, who at that time had been dominating the group, /vp/ seemed in dire straits -- with one game left against surprisingly-decent /r9k/, and sitting at the bottom of their group, another miracle seemed to be what it would take for /vp/ to make it to Summer for the first time in team history.
A miracle that came in the form of Miror B and the manager's classic box formation, producing a stunning result: five goals, all from Miror B, tying /vp/'s GD with /x/ and all but confirming them for Summer. When /fit/ capped off Group D with a 1-1 draw against /x/, that was it -- /vp/ would finally see a Summer Cup, and with it, a chance to not be Babby-tier trash anymore. Again!
...Or, of course, the future could refuse to change because /vp/ CRASHES AND BURNS IN EVERY FUCKING ELITE CUP.
With losses to /e/ 2-1 and /tv/ 4-0, /vp/ was surprisingly not out of contention until its final group stage match against /asp/. Even though a massive 4-1 victory by /tv/ over /e/ produced exactly the chance and the hope /vp/ needed to advance, they failed to overcome the odds against JOHN CENA in an awful match that involved stupidly wide shots, a medal being subbed out, and general spaghetti as /asp/ took the match and the Elite berth from /vp/, leaving them dead last in Summer. Just fuck my shit up, fam.
2015 Autumn & 2016 Winter
/vp/'s run seemed uncertain in the hands of new managers Technetium !!rb+zz19X9Cq and Resolink !!q9PyzmIBtiU come Autumn, although their placement in Group F with then-Babby fixture /pol/, perennial chokers /c/, autopilot /lgbt/, and a /lit/ whose managerial situation was in turmoil was cause for some optimism.
While they charged out of the gate by crushing /lgbt/ 4-1, their success was immediately undone by a /lit/ team invoking the power of eldritch horrors on Halloween in /vp/'s worst defeat to date 6-0.
After the demoralizing defeat it seemed /vp/ was unlikely to recover, but they did: rallying to a 3-2 victory over /pol/ as team captain Bravest Bird flew three goals over THE WALL, all /vp/ needed then to advance was a win or draw over /c/, given their failure to eke out a win against already-dead /lgbt/. They did one better: in a game decided by a one-goal breakthrough by Miror B., /vp/ went on to top the group as /pol/ eliminated /lit/ 3-1 to advance.
Despite being eliminated by eventual Cup winner /out/ 3-0 in the Round of 16, the team looked toward Winter -- another chance for them to improve on past performances, and perhaps even remain among the Elites.
Then /vp/ got drawn into Group A, and despite their first Elite win in a convincing display against /o/ and a hard-fought but close loss to /an/, a bitter loss to the horsefucking menace of /mlp/ -- in spite of an early goal and an anemic display by the then-current Cup champions -- relegated the team to Spring.
To that, this writer has only one thing to say: FUCKING PONIES.
2016 Spring
/vp/'s Spring campaign had one simple aim: to make it Summer like only a Pokémon master could. Bitter from Winter, they came back with a vengeance: with the assistance of former [s4s] manager DescendingBear !!BEf2wCiJp/K, /vp/ tore through Group A like a demon.
Avenging a loss from the previous Spring, /vp/ opened the cup by decisively crushing /x/ 4-1 to purify Lavender Town, moved on to defeat /b/, a pre-cup favorite to return to Summer, in a bizarre 3-2 game worthy of /b/'s master troles, then with a medal rested, shut out new team and by then fellow Summer invitee /p/ 3-0 to master race their group.
Yet the Rigger was at work. /vp/'s fated opponent in the knockouts was a solidly-built /w/ that sealed their fate with a late extra-time goal, and so commissioner abuse claimed another victim.
Regardless, /vp/ has achieved its goal, and the real prize -- the Pokémon League -- lies ahead.
The path through Victory Road is clear. The Elite Four are in our sight.
Nothing will stop /vp/ in its march to the Hall of Fame.
Rivalries
>implying anyone gives a fuck about rivalries
 /v/ - The Vidya Derby |
/vp/, created to stop Pokémon threads from overwhelming /v/ after the announcement of HeartGold and SoulSilver, doesn't really have a good relationship with their progenitor board.
Some might argue that /v/ had more games until they kicked /vp/ out, but that's debatable. The fact alone that /vp/ exists doesn't really help things, because now that Pokémon has a board all to itself, all the unsavory elements have broken loose: waifufags, furries, and general autism. When it comes down to it, though, neither board in this rivalry can claim the high ground, because they're both cancer in equal portions. The only meeting between the two teams, however, was a friendly, one which /v/ won 2-0. |
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 /vr/ - Nostalgia Derby |
Don't get me wrong, retro games are ABSOLUTELY RADICAL -- it's just that for the record, Pokémon Red and Blue were, objectively speaking, a fucking horrible, glitch-ridden mess.
Unfortunately, the genwunners don't seem to have gotten the memo. Thing is, nostalgiafaggotry is frowned upon on /vp/ as discounting the improvements of later generations, or plain denial of reality, and when you have /vr/ -- a board literally made of nostalgiafaggotry, something's bound to go on a terrible collision course. /vp/ and /vr/ have met two times: a 3-2 victory for /vp/ in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, followed by a 1-0 strikeback from /vr/ in the following Summer. |
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Tournament History and Awards
- For past records, including matches that were voided via Dragongate, see the separate /vp/ Match History page.
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 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3-0-1 | 10th |
 2016 4chan Winter Cup
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1-0-2 | 19th |
 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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3-0-2 | 16th |
 2015 4chan Summer Cup
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0-0-3 | 32nd |
 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2-1-2 | 15th |
 2015 4chan Winter Cup
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0-1-2 | 26th |
 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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3-2-1 | 7th |
 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1-1-2 | 32nd |
 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
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1-0-3 | 14th |
 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1-0-2 | Disqualified |
 2013 4chan Winter Cup
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0-1-2 | Disqualified |
 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1-1-1 | Disqualified |
 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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0-1-2 | 17th |
Awards
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
Most Improved
Best Manager
Underdog of the Tournament
2015 4chan Summer Cup:
At least you tried
Worst Manager
Least Improved
2016 4chan Winter Cup:
At least you tried
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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Invitationals and Other Events
Vidya Bowl:
ChampionTest Cup V 15: Champion
Golden Boot: Trumpets
2014 Autumn 4CC Tecmo Bowl: Champions
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