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The players representing '''[[/vp/]]'s''' football team.
The players representing '''[[:/vp/]]'s''' football team.
 


Only players currently on the roster are shown.


{|{{Prettytable}}
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|style="background:#919191; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Released'''
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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=== Goalkeepers ===
=== Starting Roster ===
{|{{Prettytable}}
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
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|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
(27.01.2024)'''
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|400
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta Catch 'em All.png|center|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
 
<strike> Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. </strike>
 
You'll buy them all anyway.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|718
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Fully Recovered Zygarde'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Fullyrecoveredzygarde.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|{{greentext|start game}}
{{greentext|zygarde hands you a phone}}
 
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|54
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
 
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|109
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1"|'''Position'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''{{greentext|fanfic meta}}'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Smogon logo.png|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|1
|style="background:#C3D69B"|251
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Gotta Catch 'Em All'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
|style="background:#C3D69B"|"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|-
|align="center"|12
|style="background:#C3D69B"|386
|align="center"|'''Smogonsword'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
|align="center"|[[File:Smogonsword.PNG|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|One of the most versatile members of the team, Smogonsword could be ravaging the pitch with his stellar base 150 mixed offenses, but he's decided on this occasion to go into Shield Forme and hopefully harshly reduce the Attack of any opponent who tries to make contact with his goal.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|6
|-
|-
|}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|9
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!


=== Starting Roster ===
P.S: Ash is a loser
{|{{Prettytable}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|1
|-
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|383
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|13
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|272
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1"|'''Position'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|59
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|0
|style="background:#E0C068"|452
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''John Gamefreak'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
|style="background:#E0C068"|59
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|98
|style="background:#E0C068;"|384
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#E0C068;"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|250px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced.
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span>
|style="background:#E0C068"|69
|}


When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
=== Substitutes ===
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|30
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Proud of its Power'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:POIP.jpg|250px|center]]
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
(22.07.2023)'''
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|1
|377
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Tentaquil'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|200px|center]]
||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>''']
|0
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|21
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''BURASTO BAAN'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:burasto_baan.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokemon, none better than Alain and Mega-


LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
|448
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Proud of its Power'''
|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would?
|0
|-
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|19
|645
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''IT'S YA BOI'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|'''Landorus at Home'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:yaboi.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:Greattusk.jpg|200px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!"
|<strike>Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.</strike>
A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks.
|0
|-
|-
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|9
|83
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''GET IN THE BAG'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|'''HOUSEWIFE'd'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:GITB.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:Houswife.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!
|Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for.
|0
|-
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|11
|83
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Toppu Kekku'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|'''John Gamefreak'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:toppu_keks.png|250px|center]]
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|The Island Guardian of /vp/ who graces the metagame with his presence. But still we all wonder that maybe one day, tapus will be removed.
|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
|0
|-
|-
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|69
|1017
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|'''Citizen Snips'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|'''Ex-Champion Kiki'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|[[File:snips.png|350px|center]]
|[[File:The oger.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
|cucked by an orange
|0
|-
|-
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|93
|999
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|'''Best Pokégirl'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:Best_Pokegirl.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|fug
|Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?
|}


=== Substitutes ===
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
{|{{Prettytable}}
|1
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|959
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1"|'''Position'''
|'''{{greentext|75}}'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|[[File:75.png|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|{{greentext|Furret is stronger}}
|0
|-
|-
|align="center"|15
|1
|align="center"|'''Trumpets'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
|align="center"|[[File:Trumpets.png|250px|center]]
|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
|align="center"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
|0
|-
|-
|align="center"|14
|164
|align="center"|'''REMOVE GENIES'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|align="center"|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|200px|center]]
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|align="center"|They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too.
|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''
 
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
|5
|0
|-
|-
|align="center"|16
|13
|align="center"|'''Release it'''
|align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|'''Specs Weedle'''
|align="center"|[[File:Release.jpg|250xpx|center]]
|[[File:specsweedle.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|Dubs decided, you have to release your Pokémon, it's happier this way.
|So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times.
|0
|-
|-
|align="center"|4
|
|align="center"|'''Donuts'''
|align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|'''It's Me, Nemona! '''
|align="center"|[[File:Donut.png|250xpx|center]]
|[[File:Nemona.jpg|300px|center]]
|align="center"|Donut post it? If you insist...
|You! Me! Battle! Yes?!
|0
|}
 
=== Released Players ===
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
|-
|align="center"|18
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|align="center"|'''No Es Fake'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|align="center"|[[File:No Es Fake.png|250px|center]]
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|align="center"|ES HADA
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
(22.07.2023)'''
|-
|-
|align="center"|22
|style="background:#919191"|64
|align="center"|'''{{greentext|43 speed}}'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
|align="center"|[[File:Aslowla.png|250xpx|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
|align="center"|The Alolan speed limit is 43 MPH, please be careful!
|style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|-
|align="center"|6
|style="background:#919191"|278
|align="center"|'''Serebii.net'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Trumpets'''
|align="center"|[[File:Serebii.PNG|250px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|If it wasn't Serebii confirmed, it means nothing. May as well be trash. Nice try on the fake though. Thank you based Joe.
|style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
|style="background:#919191"|3
|-
|-
|align="center"|23
|style="background:#919191"|82
|align="center"|'''Comedy Relief Owl'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''? Post ELO'''
|align="center"|[[File:Comedyowl.png|250xpx|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|It's only purpose is to be the comedic relief character. Owlfags BTFO
|style="background:#919191"|? Post ELO
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|-
|align="center"|13
|style="background:#919191"|477
|align="center"|'''GET IN THE BAG'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Grandma Dusknoir'''
|align="center"|[[File:GITB.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:shinydusknoir.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!
|style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
Rip grandma
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|-
|align="center"|20
|style="background:#919191"|234
|align="center"|'''Punished Bird'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Stantlerchads'''
|align="center"|[[File:punished bird.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]]
|align="center"|Once known as "Bravest Bird", he became brave no longer as Masuda took his priority from him. Struggling to find his place in the current metagame, he became a shadow of his former self, a reminder that this could happen to your favorite bro as well.
|style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
|style="background:#919191"|1
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|align="center"|7
|style="background:#919191"|663
|align="center"|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|style="background:#919191" align=center|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Bravest Bird'''
|align="center"|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg|200px|center]]
|align="center"|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''
|style="background:#919191"|Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.


But seriously, {{greentext|owls}}
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7
{{greentext|birds}}
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|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''World Champion Ash '''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Champash.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain.
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|style="background:#919191"|964
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Dolphin Quest '''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Dolphin.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own!
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|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''ababor '''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:1702770312702.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|{{greentext|oddish used ababor!}}
your bro sucks shit
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[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]

Revision as of 23:02, 22 April 2024

The players representing /vp/'s football team.


Released Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(27.01.2024)

400
GK
Gotta Catch 'em All
Gotta Catch 'em All.png
 ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

You'll buy them all anyway.

0
718
LB
Fully Recovered Zygarde
Fullyrecoveredzygarde.jpg
 >start game

>zygarde hands you a phone

0
54
CB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
 Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

2
109
CB
>fanfic meta
Smogon logo.png
 The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. 0
251
RB
MISTA MERRIKU
MISTA MERRIKU.PNG
 "ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！" 0
386
DMF
Tentaquil
Tentaquil.png
 Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. 6
9
CMF
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
Gary.png
 Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!

P.S: Ash is a loser

1
383
CMF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Fuckingnothing.jpg
 New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? 13
272
SS
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
 SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

59
452
SS
Citizen Snips
Snips.png
 Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! 59
384
CF
Fug Captain
Fug.png
 fug 69

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(22.07.2023)

377
GK
OMP OMP OMP
OMP OMP OMP.gif
 ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ 0
448
CB
Proud of its Power
POIP.jpg
 His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? 0
645
CB
Landorus at Home
Greattusk.jpg
 Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.

A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks.

0
83
CB
HOUSEWIFE'd
Houswife.jpg
 Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. 0
83
LB
John Gamefreak
John Gamefreak-IG.jpg
 AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. 0
1017
RB
Ex-Champion Kiki
The oger.jpg
 cucked by an orange 0
999
DMF
Best Pokégirl
Best Pokegirl.jpg
 Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?

Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.

1
959
DMF
>75
75.png
 >Furret is stronger 0
1
CMF
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOO.jpg
 D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

0
164
CMF
>implying owls are birds
IOAB.jpg
 "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

5 0
13
SS
Specs Weedle
Specsweedle.png
 So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times. 0
SS
It's Me, Nemona!
Nemona.jpg
 You! Me! Battle! Yes?! 0

Released Players

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(22.07.2023)

64
GK
THAT ONE TREE
Thatonetree.jpg
 JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. 0
278
CB
Trumpets
Trumpets.png
 Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. 3
82
RB
? Post ELO
Post elo.png
 ? Post ELO 0
477
RB
Grandma Dusknoir
Shinydusknoir.png
 Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma

Rip grandma

0
234
CMF
Stantlerchads
Stantlerchads.jpg
 Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. 1
663
CMF
Bravest Bird
Bravest bird.jpg
 Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.

Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7

19
?
LB
World Champion Ash
Champash.jpg
 He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain. 19
964
CB
Dolphin Quest
Dolphin.jpg
 What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own! 0
43
LB
ababor
1702770312702.jpg
 >oddish used ababor!

your bro sucks shit

0
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