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The players representing '''[[:/vp/]]'s''' football team.


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{|{{Prettytable}}
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|style="background:#919191; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Released'''
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Name
 
!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Portrait
=== Starting Roster ===
!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Background
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Playing Style
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!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Number
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
(19.07.2024)'''
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|400
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta Catch 'em All.png|center|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
 
<strike> Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. </strike>
 
You'll buy them all anyway.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|718
| align=center|'''Serebii.net'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Serebii.PNG]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Fully Recovered Zygarde'''
| Serebii.net, remember if it's not Serebii confirmed, it's a shit
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Fullyrecoveredzygarde.jpg|300px|center]]
| Defensive Goalkeeper
|style="background:#C3D69B"|{{greentext|start game}}
| align=center|'''8'''
{{greentext|zygarde hands you a phone}}
 
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|54
| align=center|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
| The point of the game is to Gotta Catch 'em All, if you don't attempt to catch them all then why are you posting on /vp/?
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
| Defensive Goalkeeper
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
| align=center|'''11'''
 
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|109
| align=center|'''First Edition Charizard'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''{{greentext|fanfic meta}}'''
| First Edition Charizard is the rarest of all Pokémon TGC from the base set back in 1999. A mint First Edition Charizard goes about $500 in today's market
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Smogon logo.png|300px|center]]
| Defensive Goalkeeper
|style="background:#C3D69B"|The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play.
| align=center|'''21'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|251
| align=center|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
| Started as the music composer for Pokémon eventually worked his way up to game director. Goes to big conferences and announces new pokémon games. New pokémon game when? "lol, I don't know"
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
| Defensive Fullback
|style="background:#C3D69B"|"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!"
| align=center|'''14'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|386
| align=center|'''{{greentext|mega flygon}}'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
| We were working on a Flygon Mega, but we couldn't agree on how it would look. Basically HA HA HA NEVER EVER
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
| Defensive Fullback
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
| align=center|'''23'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|6
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|9
| align=center|'''No Es Fake'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
| Spanish origin. JA JA JA NO ES FAKE
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!
| align=center|'''10'''
 
P.S: Ash is a loser
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|383
| align=center|'''Proud of its Power'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
| A Lucario that's Proud of its Power to the point all hell breaks loose and can't control it self
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
| align=center|'''12'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|14
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|272
| align=center|'''Bulbapedo'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
| The head admin of Bulbapedia is a known pedo. "Age is just a number" Liam Pomfret.  
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
| align=center|'''19'''
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|62
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#E0C068"|452
| align=center|'''7.8/10'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
| Also known as Too Much Water. A reviewer from IGN gave Pokémon ORAS a 7.5/10 and said Too Much Water was a negative.
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
| align=center|'''78'''
|style="background:#E0C068"|66
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#E0C068;"|384
| align=center|'''Fug'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#E0C068;"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
| /vp/'s version of Pepe. Features Rayquaza in assorted images and Fug.
|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span>
| align=center|'''22'''
|style="background:#E0C068"|81
|}
 
=== Substitutes ===
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|RB}}
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
| align=center|'''Tentaquil'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
| align=center|
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| A /vp/ created Pokémon that pukes blood and is in fact a shit. Is also in Pokémon Clover, a game created by /vp/
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
| Offensive Fullback
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
| align=center|'''5'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
(12.05.2024)'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|RB}}
|377
| align=center|'''Best Pokegirl'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
| If you like May, Dawn, Agatha, or any other girl in the pokémon world, just know this. Your waifu a shit, kill yourself.
||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]]
| Offensive Fullback
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>''']
| align=center|'''20'''
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
 
| align=center|'''MissingNo.'''
|448
| align=center|
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| Hey kid, yeah you, come over here. I got this glitch that will make your pokémon strong enough to overkill the elite four and your rival. Just watch me catch this weedle a couple dozen times and surf the coast of cinnabar island. Oh, and don't forget to save your game.
|'''Proud of its Power'''
| Anchor Man
|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
| align=center|'''6'''
|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would?
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|645
| align=center|'''No Moves'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Landorus at Home'''
| This flareon has No Moves, No Moves at all. You would think Flare Blitz would be of some use to it, but it's still nothing
|[[File:Greattusk.jpg|200px|center]]
| Anchor Man
|<strike>Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.</strike>
| align=center|'''16'''
A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks.
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|83
| align=center|'''Smogonsword'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''HOUSEWIFE'd'''
| Sword and Shield mon that Smogon likes to jerk off to. ;^)
|[[File:Houswife.jpg|300px|center]]
| Anchor Man
|Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for.
| align=center|'''15'''
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|83
| align=center|'''Citizen Snips'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''John Gamefreak'''
| Showderp Rep. This Drapion uses Acupressure, Rest, Sleep Talk, and Knock Off to transform into an evasion champ.
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
| align=center|'''7'''
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|1017
| align=center|'''Joey's Rattata'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Ex-Champion Kiki'''
| Well, I’m the best Rattata in the game! When you try me with a sorry Rattata like Mikey's, that’s the result you gonna get! Top Percentage.
|[[File:The oger.jpg|300px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
|cucked by an orange
| align=center|'''17'''
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|999
| align=center|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Best Pokégirl'''
| What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds.
|[[File:Best_Pokegirl.jpg|300px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
|Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?
| align=center|'''9'''
 
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
|1
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
|959
| align=center|'''It's a Hat'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''{{greentext|75}}'''
| Is it a Hat or is it his hair? It's really his Hair though
|[[File:75.png|300px|center]]
| Classic No.10
|{{greentext|Furret is stronger}}
| align=center|'''18'''
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
|1
| align=center|'''Bravest Bird'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
| The bravest of them all. His priority is greater then yours, I cry everytime ;_;7
|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
| Hole Player
|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
| align=center|'''2'''
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|SS}}
|164
| align=center|'''Trumpets'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
| Hey man, what's you favorite pokémon soundtrack? I like RSE because [toots intensifies]
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
| Creative Playmaker
|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''
| align=center|'''3'''
 
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
|6
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|SS}}
|13
| align=center|'''DOGARS'''
|align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Specs Weedle'''
| Japanese name for Koffing. Roxie, a gym leader in B&W2, is a poison type master. Has a band and sings out D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS on the Japanese version.
|[[File:specsweedle.png|300px|center]]
| Creative Playmaker
|So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times.
| align=center|'''4'''
|1
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CF}}{{captain}}
|
| align=center|'''Miror B.'''
|align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''It's Me, Nemona! '''
| The Samba salsa king. Been through the highs and lows of the team.
|[[File:Nemona.jpg|300px|center]]
| Adv. Striker
|You! Me! Battle! Yes?!
| align=center|'''1'''
|0
|}
|}


=== Released Players ===
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
(22.07.2023)'''
|-
|style="background:#919191"|64
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|style="background:#919191"|278
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Trumpets'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
|style="background:#919191"|3
|-
|style="background:#919191"|82
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''? Post ELO'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|? Post ELO
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|style="background:#919191"|477
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Grandma Dusknoir'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:shinydusknoir.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
Rip grandma
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|style="background:#919191"|234
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Stantlerchads'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
|style="background:#919191"|1
|-
|style="background:#919191"|663
|style="background:#919191" align=center|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Bravest Bird'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg|200px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.


Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7
|style="background:#919191"|19
|-
|style="background:#919191"|?
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''World Champion Ash '''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Champash.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain.
|style="background:#919191"|19
|-
|style="background:#919191"|964
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Dolphin Quest '''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Dolphin.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own!
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|style="background:#919191"|43
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''ababor '''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:1702770312702.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|{{greentext|oddish used ababor!}}
your bro sucks shit
|style="background:#919191"|0
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[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]

Latest revision as of 21:22, 19 July 2024

The players representing /vp/'s football team.


Released Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(19.07.2024)

400
GK
Gotta Catch 'em All
Gotta Catch 'em All.png
ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

You'll buy them all anyway.

0
718
LB
Fully Recovered Zygarde
Fullyrecoveredzygarde.jpg
>start game

>zygarde hands you a phone

0
54
CB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

2
109
CB
>fanfic meta
Smogon logo.png
The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. 0
251
RB
MISTA MERRIKU
MISTA MERRIKU.PNG
"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!" 0
386
DMF
Tentaquil
Tentaquil.png
Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. 6
9
CMF
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
Gary.png
Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!

P.S: Ash is a loser

2
383
CMF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Fuckingnothing.jpg
New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? 14
272
SS
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

62
452
SS
Citizen Snips
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Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! 66
384
CF
Fug Captain
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fug 81

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(12.05.2024)

377
GK
OMP OMP OMP
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⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ 0
448
CB
Proud of its Power
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His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? 0
645
CB
Landorus at Home
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Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.

A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks.

0
83
CB
HOUSEWIFE'd
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Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. 0
83
LB
John Gamefreak
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AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. 0
1017
RB
Ex-Champion Kiki
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cucked by an orange 0
999
DMF
Best Pokégirl
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Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?

Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.

1
959
DMF
>75
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>Furret is stronger 0
1
CMF
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

0
164
CMF
>implying owls are birds
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"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

6
13
SS
Specs Weedle
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So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times. 1
SS
It's Me, Nemona!
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You! Me! Battle! Yes?! 0

Released Players

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(22.07.2023)

64
GK
THAT ONE TREE
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JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. 0
278
CB
Trumpets
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Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. 3
82
RB
? Post ELO
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? Post ELO 0
477
RB
Grandma Dusknoir
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Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma

Rip grandma

0
234
CMF
Stantlerchads
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Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. 1
663
CMF
Bravest Bird
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Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.

Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7

19
?
LB
World Champion Ash
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He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain. 19
964
CB
Dolphin Quest
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What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own! 0
43
LB
ababor
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>oddish used ababor!

your bro sucks shit

0