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The players representing '''[[:/vp/]]'s''' football team.
 
 
 
{|{{Prettytable}}
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!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Position
|style="background:#919191; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Released'''
!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Name
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Portrait
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Background
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Playing Style
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Number
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|}  
| align=center|'''Serebii.net'''
 
| align=center|[[File:Serebii.PNG|200px]]
=== Starting Roster ===
| Until next time, see ya.
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
| Defensive Goalkeeper
| align=center|'''8'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
| align=center|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
| align=center|[[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|200px]]
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| ALL 621 (SIX-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE) OF THEM.  
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
(19.07.2024)'''
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|400
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta Catch 'em All.png|center|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?


If you're not catching them all, you might as well get the fuck out of /vp/.
<strike> Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. </strike>
| Defensive Goalkeeper
 
| align=center|'''11'''
You'll buy them all anyway.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|718
| align=center|'''DOGARS'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:DOGARS.PNG|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Fully Recovered Zygarde'''
| Roxie, the second Gym Leader in Black 2 / White 2, sings out the name of her Koffing in the Japanese version.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Fullyrecoveredzygarde.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|{{greentext|start game}}
{{greentext|zygarde hands you a phone}}


D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS!
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
| Defensive Goalkeeper
| align=center|'''21'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|54
| align=center|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Masuda.jpg|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
| "Why don't you bring back Challenge Mode? A lot of people really enjoyed it in Black 2 and White 2, Masuda."
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.


"Haha, I don't know."
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|109
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''{{greentext|fanfic meta}}'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Smogon logo.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|251
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|386
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|6
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|9
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!


"If we did that, then no one would be able to beat the game, then!"
P.S: Ash is a loser
| Defensive Fullback
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
| align=center|'''14'''
|-
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|383
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|14
|-
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|272
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|62
|-
|style="background:#E0C068"|452
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
|style="background:#E0C068"|66
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#E0C068;"|384
| align=center|'''{{greentext|mega flygon}}'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Mega Flygon.jpeg|200px]]
|style="background:#E0C068;"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
| FLYGONFAG GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, GARCHOMPITE + ALTARIANITE + SALAMENCITE + LATIOSITE = KILL FLYGONITE
|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span>
|style="background:#E0C068"|81
|}


HAHAHA YOU ARE THE MEGA IDIOT YOU ARE THE MEGA SMELL
=== Substitutes ===
| Defensive Fullback
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
| align=center|'''23'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
| align=center|'''No Es Fake'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
| align=center|[[File:No Es Fake.png|200px]]
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| JAJAJA, NO ES FAKE, ES HADA
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
| Build Up
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
| align=center|'''10'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
(12.05.2024)'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|377
| align=center|'''Proud of its Power'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:POIP.jpg|200px]]
|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
| This is an odd request, but does anyone have a 30 IV Lucario they'd be willing to trade? I know it's not good IVs, but one stat point doesn't matter to me and I'd rather have a proud Lucario than one that can't control its power.
||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>''']
| align=center|'''12'''
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
| align=center|'''Bulbapedo'''
| align=center|[[File:Bulbapedo.jpg|200px]]
| I know it’s petty, but it really irritates me how nobody ever goes to Bulbagarden for breaking Pokémon news. It’s always Serebii or PokéJungle or PokéBeach, but never Bulbagarden, even though all of those other sites, in some way, try to mimic Bulbagarden or Bulbapedia’s style of delivering information.


We break the exact same news at the exact same time from the exact same sources, yet even on our own Facebook page we get people telling other commenters to “go to Serebii for confirmation” when it takes us 0.02358734 seconds longer to post something because people are incapable of typing at twice the speed of light, and that’s not counting the time we actually take to confirm that what we’re saying is complete and accurate to the best of our knowledge and ability.
|448
 
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
No fan site has any authority to confirm anything, and no site is any more or less credible than any other. If Serebii or PJ or WPM couldn’t update their sites for some reason, the news would still break. Bulbagarden does have a Facebook page, a Twitter account, another Twitter account dedicated to breaking news, and even a Tumblr page, all of which you should totally be following, and at least has the advantage of having multiple moderators for all of its social media sites across many time zones, but no one ever seems to believe anything until Serebii posts about it, and that just makes me sad.
|'''Proud of its Power'''
| Build Up
|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
| align=center|'''19'''
|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would?
|0
|-
|645
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Landorus at Home'''
|[[File:Greattusk.jpg|200px|center]]
|<strike>Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.</strike>
A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks.
|0
|-
|83
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''HOUSEWIFE'd'''
|[[File:Houswife.jpg|300px|center]]
|Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for.
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|83
| align=center|'''Fug'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Fug.png]]
|'''John Gamefreak'''
| Originates from an early XY giveaway by some German who cloned shiny Rayquazas. The German for Flying-type is Flug -- which some anon helpfully edited as Fug. It snowballed from there.
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]]
 
|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
Remember to share your rare Fugs, anon.
|0
| Build Up
| align=center|'''22'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|RB}}
|1017
| align=center|'''Tentaquil'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Tentaquil.png|200px]]
|'''Ex-Champion Kiki'''
| Wait, what the fuck is this, you ask? Well, sorry it's shit, but this is a Tentaquil. It pukes blood.
|[[File:The oger.jpg|300px|center]]
 
|cucked by an orange
It's also a long-standing fakemon that has become emblematic of /vp/.
|0
| Offensive Fullback
| align=center|'''5'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|RB}}
|999
| align=center|'''Best Pokegirl'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Best Pokegirl.jpg|200px]]
|'''Best Pokégirl'''
| Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokegirl?  
|[[File:Best_Pokegirl.jpg|300px|center]]
 
|Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?


Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
| Offensive Fullback
|1
| align=center|'''20'''
|-
|959
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|'''{{greentext|75}}'''
|[[File:75.png|300px|center]]
|{{greentext|Furret is stronger}}
|0
|-
|1
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|164
| align=center|'''MissingNo.'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Missingno.jpg|200px]]
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
| Probably one of the most famous-slash-notorious glitches, tempered by years and years of being shared on .net pages with shitty HTML and schoolyard rumormongering.
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''


Load up your old Red / Blue, and go to Viridian City. Ask the old man to show you how to catch a Pokémon, then fly to Cinnabar Island. See that coastline running right beside the Gym? Surf up and down alongside it and you'll encounter MissingNo, a level 80 Bird/Normal-type with the cry of a Nidoran. Catch it and give it a Rare Candy and it'll become a Kangaskhan.
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
|6
|-
|13
|align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|'''Specs Weedle'''
|[[File:specsweedle.png|300px|center]]
|So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times.
|1
|-
|
|align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|'''It's Me, Nemona! '''
|[[File:Nemona.jpg|300px|center]]
|You! Me! Battle! Yes?!
|0
|}


Also, encountering it multiplies the item in the sixth slot of your bag, whether it be a Rare Candy or a Master Ball, which is probably one of its more notable beneficial effects. No, don't mind that Hall of Fame data, that was always glitched anyway. :^)
=== Released Players ===
| Anchor Man
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
| align=center|'''6'''
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
| align=center|'''No Moves'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
| align=center|
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| Pokémon who might have been good if their movepools weren't so fucking awful. So tell me, /vp/, how do we fix Game Freak's shit?
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
 
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
Maybe they'll give Samurott Shell Smash one day. I mean, come on, that thing on its head is a shell, right?
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
| Anchor Man
(22.07.2023)'''
| align=center|'''16'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|64
| align=center|'''Smogonsword'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Smogonsword.PNG|200px]]
|style="background:#919191"|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
| FIGHTING THIS THING IS LITERALLY A COINFLIP, IT'S LITERALLY UNCOMPETITIVE, FUCKING BAN IT ALREADY SMOGON
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
| Anchor Man
|style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
| align=center|'''15'''
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|278
| align=center|'''Citizen Snips'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:snips.png|320px]]
|style="background:#919191"|'''Trumpets'''
| When Champ is down six to one against the tyranny of a Smogon-Approved Team™, there is no greater hero than Citizen Snips, who -- seeing the peril -- ascends to his final form in a flurry of Acupressure-induced boosts. Nay, no underhanded strike shall wound critically our battle-hardened Snips, nor any blow land against his evasive prowess. Snips shall strike fear into the hearts of the oppressor, whose years of naught but closed knowledge of its own has prepared it for naught outside its boundaries, for he is but a foreigner in a land of thundering genies, of armored thorns, or misshapen creations of lava.
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
 
|style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
They thought that no creature outside their realm would surpass them and their empire. Lo, and the mighty fell.
|style="background:#919191"|3
| Box-to-Box
| align=center|'''7'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|82
| align=center|'''Joey's Rattata'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Joey's Rattata.gif|200px]]
|style="background:#919191"|'''? Post ELO'''
| Well, I’m the best Rattata in the game! When you try me with a sorry Rattata like Mikey's, that’s the result you gonna get! Top Percentage.
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
|style="background:#919191"|? Post ELO
| align=center|'''17'''
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|477
| align=center|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:IOAB.jpg|200px]]
|style="background:#919191"|'''Grandma Dusknoir'''
| What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds, so I thought Spearow must be the regional bird for Johto.
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:shinydusknoir.png|300px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
|style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
| align=center|'''9'''
Rip grandma
|style="background:#919191"|0
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|234
| align=center|'''It's a Hat'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#919191"|'''Stantlerchads'''
| Fuck off, it's HAIR. We already went over this.
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]]
| Classic No.10
|style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
| align=center|'''18'''
|style="background:#919191"|1
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#919191"|663
| align=center|'''Bravest Bird'''
|style="background:#919191" align=center|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg]]
|style="background:#919191"|'''Bravest Bird'''
| Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg|200px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.


Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7
| Hole Player
|style="background:#919191"|19
| align=center|'''2'''
|-
|style="background:#919191"|?
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''World Champion Ash '''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Champash.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain.
|style="background:#919191"|19
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|SS}}
|style="background:#919191"|964
| align=center|'''Trumpets'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Trumpets.png|200px]]
|style="background:#919191"|'''Dolphin Quest '''
| The reason RSE's soundtrack is literally Übermensch.
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Dolphin.jpg|300px|center]]
 
|style="background:#919191"|What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own!
Everyone else can go and stay go.
|style="background:#919191"|0
| Creative Playmaker
| align=center|'''3'''
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| align=center|{{Position|CF}}{{captain}}
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| align=center|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Miror B.jpg|200px]]
|style="background:#919191"|'''ababor '''
| One of /vp/'s oldest players, a fan favorite, and a mainstay.
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:1702770312702.jpg|300px|center]]
 
|style="background:#919191"|{{greentext|oddish used ababor!}}
Extremely spicy.
your bro sucks shit
| Adv. Striker
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| align=center|'''1'''
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[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]
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Latest revision as of 21:22, 19 July 2024

The players representing /vp/'s football team.


Released Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(19.07.2024)

400
GK
Gotta Catch 'em All
Gotta Catch 'em All.png
 ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

You'll buy them all anyway.

0
718
LB
Fully Recovered Zygarde
Fullyrecoveredzygarde.jpg
 >start game

>zygarde hands you a phone

0
54
CB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
 Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

2
109
CB
>fanfic meta
Smogon logo.png
 The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. 0
251
RB
MISTA MERRIKU
MISTA MERRIKU.PNG
 "ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！" 0
386
DMF
Tentaquil
Tentaquil.png
 Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. 6
9
CMF
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
Gary.png
 Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!

P.S: Ash is a loser

2
383
CMF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Fuckingnothing.jpg
 New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? 14
272
SS
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
 SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

62
452
SS
Citizen Snips
Snips.png
 Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! 66
384
CF
Fug Captain
Fug.png
 fug 81

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(12.05.2024)

377
GK
OMP OMP OMP
OMP OMP OMP.gif
 ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ 0
448
CB
Proud of its Power
POIP.jpg
 His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? 0
645
CB
Landorus at Home
Greattusk.jpg
 Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.

A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks.

0
83
CB
HOUSEWIFE'd
Houswife.jpg
 Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. 0
83
LB
John Gamefreak
John Gamefreak-IG.jpg
 AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. 0
1017
RB
Ex-Champion Kiki
The oger.jpg
 cucked by an orange 0
999
DMF
Best Pokégirl
Best Pokegirl.jpg
 Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?

Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.

1
959
DMF
>75
75.png
 >Furret is stronger 0
1
CMF
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOO.jpg
 D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

0
164
CMF
>implying owls are birds
IOAB.jpg
 "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

6
13
SS
Specs Weedle
Specsweedle.png
 So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times. 1
SS
It's Me, Nemona!
Nemona.jpg
 You! Me! Battle! Yes?! 0

Released Players

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(22.07.2023)

64
GK
THAT ONE TREE
Thatonetree.jpg
 JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. 0
278
CB
Trumpets
Trumpets.png
 Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. 3
82
RB
? Post ELO
Post elo.png
 ? Post ELO 0
477
RB
Grandma Dusknoir
Shinydusknoir.png
 Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma

Rip grandma

0
234
CMF
Stantlerchads
Stantlerchads.jpg
 Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. 1
663
CMF
Bravest Bird
Bravest bird.jpg
 Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.

Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7

19
?
LB
World Champion Ash
Champash.jpg
 He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain. 19
964
CB
Dolphin Quest
Dolphin.jpg
 What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own! 0
43
LB
ababor
1702770312702.jpg
 >oddish used ababor!

your bro sucks shit

0
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