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|ranking= 28 <small>({{increase|2}})</small>
|ranking= 27 <small>({{decrease|4}})</small>
|high_ranking= 1st
|high_ranking= 1st
|high_date= August 2014-February 2015, August-October 2018, March-June 2019
|high_date= August 2014-February 2015, August-October 2018, March-June 2019
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|low_date= November 2013-March 2014, March 2016
|low_date= November 2013-March 2014, March 2016
|scorer=Git Gud
|scorer=Git Gud
|goals=74
|goals=75
|assister=Git Gud
|assister=Git Gud
|assists=39
|assists=42
|captain=Git Gud
|captain=Git Gud
|w=67
|w=72
|d=18
|d=18
|l=67
|l=72
|gf=275
|gf=287
|ga=268
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|win_home=vg
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|win_away=y
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|best_elite_result='''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|best_elite_result='''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|best_elite_cup=[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_cup=[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
|babby_cup_appearances=15
|babby_cup_appearances=17
|first_babby_appearance=[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|first_babby_appearance=[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_result='''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|best_babby_result='''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
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|hex= 000B60
|hex= 000B60
|color= Navy Blue
|color= Navy Blue
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3OirAjfuzE
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Z96WwZrL0
|a_title=The Next Door<br>～Indestructible～<br /><small>Street Fighter IV</small>
|a_title=Break the Rules<br /><small>Payday 2</small>
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
|altanthem1_title=Baba Yetu<br/><small>Civilization IV</small>
|altanthem1_title=Baba Yetu<br/><small>Civilization IV</small>
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtyvh-DeQYs
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=23oZbJNSd0s
|gh_title=XCOM UFO Defense Intro Metal Remix<br /><small>XCOM: UFO Defense</small>
|gh_title=Red Sun<br/><small>Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance</small>
|altgh1_what=Comeback Goal Horn
|altgh1_what=Away Goal horn
|altgh1_title=Unlimited Justice<br /><small>Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney</small>
|altgh1_title=AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A FUNKY BEAT<br/><small>Lethal League Blaze</small>
|altgh1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3fKa8Eg9l4
|altgh1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWHFr9KJGBk
|altgh2_what=Comeback Goal horn
|altgh2_title=Unlimited Justice<br/><small>Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney</small>
|altgh2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3fKa8Eg9l4
|nickname= The Generals
|nickname= The Generals
|kithome=Vghome-2017sc.png
|kithome=Vghome-2017sc.png
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|kitgk=Vg goalkeeper kit 2017 summer cup.png
|kitgk=Vg goalkeeper kit 2017 summer cup.png
|kit3=Vg alt kit 3 2022 winter cup.png
|kit3=Vg alt kit 3 2022 winter cup.png
|home_ground={{tt|Deep Divegrass|Stadium of /gfg/ - Girls' Frontline General}}
|home_ground={{tt|Tokyo Racecourse|Stadium of /uma/ - Uma Musume: Pretty Derby General}}
}}
}}
Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, '''/vg/''' has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and {{tt|gay fucking shit|circlejerking, tripfagging, avatarfagging, discord boogeymen}}. Sometimes all three at once.
Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, '''/vg/''' has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and {{tt|gay fucking shit|circlejerking, tripfagging, avatarfagging, discord boogeymen}}. Sometimes all three at once.
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The football team is proudly no different.
The football team is proudly no different.


A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents, sometimes {{greentext|we}}'re good, and good enough to [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|win a Cup]]. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time {{greentext|we're}} as bad as the board {{greentext|we}} claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.
A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents. Sometimes {{greentext|we}}'re good. Good enough to [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|win a Cup]]. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time {{greentext|we're}} as bad as the board {{greentext|we}} claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.


Welcome to '''/vg/ F.C.''', the team representing the board of '''<span style="color: #000b60; font-size: 100%">/vg/ - Video Game Generals</span>'''. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.
Welcome to '''/vg/ F.C.''', the team representing the board of '''<span style="color: #000b60; font-size: 100%">/vg/ - Video Game Generals</span>'''. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.
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== Current Roster ==
== Current Roster ==
''Main article: '''[[/vg/ Roster]]'''  
''Historical rosters: '''[[/vg/ Roster]]'''  


{{sq start vg}}
{{sq start vg}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=0 |pos=GK |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|nikg}} {{tt|Uhhh, Union and Id?|Noah}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=12 |pos=GK |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vrg}} {{tt|Beat Saver|/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General: Beat Saber}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=68 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|hgg2d}} [https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ293183.html/?locale=en_US {{tt|I'm going to Alice!|URAGIRI ARISUUU}}}}]
{{sq player |bg=start |no=19 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|pg}} {{tt|CHAD THUNDERCOCK|/pg/ - Persona General: Yu Narukami}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=10 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|snowg}} {{tt|Wild Cunt|Was it autism? It's Wild Hunt's game after all}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=8 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|fgoalter}} {{tt|LIZ LOVE|/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General: Elizabeth Báthory}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=9 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|llsifg}} {{tt|holy shit a talking dog??|Holy shit Yohane, it's a talking dog. Lailaps, a large wolf like dog who only Yohane can communicate with. This confuses and even frightens the /llsifg/ user. Has taken a non-canon human form to participate in divegrass. Or maybe it is just Kaoruko in cosplay.}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no='''IX''' |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|twg}} {{tt|wegh|/twg/ - Total War General: wegh}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=7 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|uma}} {{tt|SHONBORI RUDOLF|Undefeated triple crowner and the progenitor of all tanukis. Now just a cool dad hanging out with his family.}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=222 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|wtg}} {{tt|DUCE, DUCE, DUCE|/wtg/ - War Thunder General: Anchovy}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=500 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|2hug}} Dead Womb}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=Cock |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|domg}} {{tt|Giant Man-Eating Jews|/domg/ - Dominions General: Son of the Fallen}}}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=10 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|ddg}} Grigori}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=18 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|uma}} {{tt|競馬posting|/uma/ - Uma Musume: Pretty Derby: Horse}}}}
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=69 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|bag}} {{tt|I believe in the happy ending|Seia&Sensei}}}}
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=0 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|nikg}} {{tt|The Doro|/nikg/ - Nikke General: Dorothy}}}}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=99 |pos=SS |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vg}} Git Gud {{captain}}}}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=99 |pos=AMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vg}} {{tt|Git Gud|The Greatest of All Time}} {{captain}}}}
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=88 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|gfg}} {{tt|Jefooty|when is the remake actually getting released?}}}}  
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=7 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|utg}} {{tt|I CAN'T DO ANYTHING|/utg/ - Undertale General: Jevil}}}}  
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=000 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|gbfg}} {{tt|Your Fate Is Over Retard|DEVOTE YOURSELF}} {{vice-captain}}}}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=10 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|lcg}} {{tt|Ship it Monzo|/lcg/ - Limbus Company General: Monzo}} {{vice-captain}}}}
{{sq mid vg}}
{{sq mid vg}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|lcg}} {{tt|DEFRAUDED|Dantehhh you need to get those Threads Dantehhh}}}}
{{sq player |no=66 |pos=GK |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|snowg}} {{tt|Frito|/snowg/ - Snowbreak: Containment Zone General: Fritia}}}}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|tf2g}} Random Crits are Fair & Balanced}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|hanny}} {{tt|Sex That Children Can Enjoy|/hanny/ - Alicesoft/Rance General: Alice}}}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|gig}} {{tt|Fuck Jeannies|Jannies in /gig/ had a bad habit of deleting SFW loli. /gig/'s (canonically) favorite loli is Klee, who is constantly being thrown in jail by Jean for trumped-up bullshit like "acts of terrorism" or "war crimes". The pun wrote itself.}}}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|fgog}} {{tt|Smug Redman|/fgog/ - Fate/Grand Order General: EMIYA}}}}  
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|dbg}} YOSHAAAAAAAAAAA!}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|xivg}} {{tt|Juan Fantasia|/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV General: You, the Warrior of Light, who is literally me, John Fantasy}}}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|smtg}} Jack Frost}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vn}} {{tt|Trust the Plan|/vn/ - Visual Novel General: Mera Azusa}}}}
{{sq player |no=118 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|aceg}} {{tt|Mobius One|118th Tactical Fighter Squadron. The one-man squad and a fan favourite, Mobius helps the team by leading up front as he used to in the good ol' days trashing Erusean nuggets.}}}}
{{sq player |no=33 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vgt}} {{tt|Daihatsu Midget|/vgt/ - The Real Gran Turismo General: Daihatsu Midget}}}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|wtg}} {{tt|DUCE DUCE DUCE|Let's discuss this over a round of pasta}}}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|kfg}} {{tt|The Moose is Loose|/kfg/ - Kemono Friends General: Moose}}}}
{{sq player |no=Cock |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|domg}} {{tt|Giant Man-Eating Jews|Carnality incarnate, the jews will not stop until they have consumed the world and everything upon it. (Though if you want to be pedantic, they're actually man-eating giants from jewish mythology; the actualy tribes of Israel show up in the late age as various recruitable units and commanders, though the Kohen Gadol is still a deathly pale six-fingered giant with goat's horns upon his head)}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|egg}} {{tt|Mechanically Engineered Autism|/egg/ - Engineering Games General: /egg/s}}}}
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|pmmm}} {{tt|Mabbers|The lost 6th member of the Holy Quintet and Homu's personal stress relieving onahole, Mabs here quickly ascended through the divegrass ranks for having numerous abilities such as: Incredible eyesight, Camouflage, Movement while time is frozen, Erasing memories, Being a cinephile, Literally being Shulk, Being a therapist for armed and dangerous crazy lesbians. Don't tell her to draw animal pictures on coffee though, she sucks at that.}}}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|psg}} {{tt|Yakisoba-P|/psg/ - Project SEKAI General: Ichika Hoshino}}}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|gbpen}} {{tt|Angry Gremlin|Chiyu Tamade}}}}
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|@}} {{tt|Bouncy Bouncy|/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General: Mikoto Aketa}}}}
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|ss13g}} Clown (as CMF)}}  
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|esg}} {{tt|Jammies!|/esg/ - Eversoul General: Petra}}}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|utg}} {{tt|La Creatura... GRANDE|Susie}}}}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|pmmm}} {{tt|Thank You Based Region Lock|/pmmm/ - Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story: Magia Record: Madoka}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 18, 2025
| {{team away|toy}}
| [[2025_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers#Group_B|2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage]]
| 2&ndash;0 W
| <small> Ship it Monzo {{goal|21}}<br>I CAN'T DO ANYTHING {{goal|88}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 19, 2025
| {{team away|vst}}
| [[2025_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers#Group_B|2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage]]
| 1&ndash;0 W
| <small>I CAN'T DO ANYTHING {{goal|54}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 20, 2025
| {{team away|wg}}
| [[2025_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers#Group_B|2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage]]
| 0&ndash;4 L
| <small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 20, 2024
| May 3, 2025
| {{team away|t}}
| {{team away|vr}}
| [[2024_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_G#/t/_v_/vg/|2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| [[2025_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup#Group_H|2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 3&ndash;4 L
| 0&ndash;3 L
| <small>I Believe in the Happy Ending {{goal|28}}<br>Your Fate is Over Retard {{goal|74||90+5}}
| <small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 9, 2025
| {{team away|xs}}
| [[2025_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup#Group_H|2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 2&ndash;1 W
| <small>Ship it Monzo {{goal|24||34}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 11, 2025
| {{team away|fit}}
| [[2025_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup#Group_H|2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 1&ndash;0 W
| <small>I CAN'T DO ANYTHING {{goal|62}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 26, 2024
| May 17, 2025
| {{team away|jp}}
| {{team away|pw}}
| [[2024_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_G#/jp/_v_/vg/|2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| [[2025_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup#Round_of_16|2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]
| 2&ndash;3 L
| 1&ndash;2 (a.e.t.) L
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|6}}<br>Angry Gremlin {{goal|70}}
| <small>Jammies! {{goal|5}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 28, 2024
| {{team away|wsg}}
| [[2024_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_G#/vg/_v_/wsg/|2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| 4&ndash;4 D
| <small>Your Fate is Over Retard {{goal|3||27}}<br>Jefooty {{goal|53}}<br>Git Gud {{goal|82}}
|}
|}


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| -2
| -2
| 27th
| 27th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 1-0-2
| 5
| 9
| -4
| 22nd
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| [[2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| 2-0-1
| 3
| 4
| -1
| 4th
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| [[2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| 2-0-2
| 4
| 6
| -2
| 11th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| Cup Matches
| Cup Matches
| {{tt|62-18-59|originally 63-18-61; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|67-18-64|originally 68-18-66; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|261|originally 263; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|273|originally 275; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|244|originally 250; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|263|originally 269; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|+17|originally +13; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|+10|originally +6; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{greentext|win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%}}
| {{greentext|win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
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|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| Total
| Total
| {{tt|67-18-67|originally 69-18-69; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|72-18-72|originally 74-18-74; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|275|originally 280; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|287|originally 292; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|268|originally 276; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|287|originally 295; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|+7|originally +4; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|0|originally -3; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| Updated to last match, played on July 28, 2024
| Updated to last match, played on May 17, 2025
|}
|}


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WC21 Design D.png|'''[[2021 4chan Winter Cup]]:'''<br>'''{{tt|Best Chant|for ZERO SANITY}}'''
WC21 Design D.png|'''[[2021 4chan Winter Cup]]:'''<br>'''{{tt|Best Chant|for ZERO SANITY}}'''
ABC22 Design H.png|'''[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]:'''<br>'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>'''<br>'''{{tt|Top Assister|ZERO SANITY, tied with four other players}}'''<br>'''Team of the tournament'''<br>'''Most exciting team'''<br>'''Best goalhorn'''<br>'''{{tt|Match of the tournament|for /x/ - /vg/}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Goal of the tournament|for Sisterfucker's 90+ equalizer vs /x/ (tied)}}'''
ABC22 Design H.png|'''[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]:'''<br>'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>'''<br>'''{{tt|Top Assister|ZERO SANITY, tied with four other players}}'''<br>'''Team of the tournament'''<br>'''Most exciting team'''<br>'''Best goalhorn'''<br>'''{{tt|Match of the tournament|for /x/ - /vg/}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Goal of the tournament|for Sisterfucker's 90+ equalizer vs /x/ (tied)}}'''
ABC23 Design Gq.png|'''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]:'''<br>'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>'''
File:SBC25_Design_B.png|'''[[2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]:'''<br>'''{{tt|Best Model|for I CAN'T DO ANYTHING}}'''<br>'''The 4CC Pulitzer'''
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Latest revision as of 22:11, 26 May 2025

/vg/
Laboris gloria Ludi
Vg logo.png
/vg/ - Video Game Generals
Founded May 2012
Manager King of All Cosmos
IRL manager BigOlBrainlet !!FdkNaxmlSdM
Reso !!q9PyzmIBtiU
Streak
Team colors
Extra team colors
Chat color 000B60
Navy Blue
Ranking 27 (decrease 4)
Highest rank 1st (August 2014-February 2015, August-October 2018, March-June 2019)
Lowest rank 54th (November 2013-March 2014, March 2016)
Top scorer Git Gud (75)
Top assister Git Gud (42)
Captain Git Gud
Website /vg/ - Video Game Generals
Nickname The Generals
Home ground Tokyo Racecourse
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
72 18 72 162 44.44%
GF GA GD
287 287 0
Biggest win
/vg/ Vg icon.png 7–1 Y icon.png /y/
April 17, 2016
Biggest defeat
/vg/ Vg icon.png 0–4 I icon.png /i/
April 17, 2016
First match
/v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
May 26, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 16 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup)
Best result 1st, 2018 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 17 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 1st, 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Break the Rules
Payday 2
Victory Anthem Baba Yetu
Civilization IV
Goal horn Red Sun
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Away Goal horn AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A FUNKY BEAT
Lethal League Blaze
Comeback Goal horn Unlimited Justice
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Kits
Home kit Vghome-2017sc.png
Away kit Vgaway-2017sc.png
Goalkeeper kit Vg goalkeeper kit 2017 summer cup.png
Third kit Vg alt kit 3 2022 winter cup.png


Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, /vg/ has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and gay fucking shit. Sometimes all three at once.

The football team is proudly no different.

A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents. Sometimes >we're good. Good enough to win a Cup. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time >we're as bad as the board >we claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.

Welcome to /vg/ F.C., the team representing the board of /vg/ - Video Game Generals. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.

Team Info

Team colors (the ones that aren't white) are:
Navy Blue (hex 000B60, RGB 0 11 96)
Old-School Purple (hex A200AB, RGB 162 0 171)
Implication Green (hex 789922, RGB 120 153 34)

See this page for the most recent exports.

Current Roster

Historical rosters: /vg/ Roster

No. Position Player
12
  GK
Vrg icon.png Beat Saver
19
  RB
Pg icon.png CHAD THUNDERCOCK
8
  CB
Fgoalter icon.png LIZ LOVE
IX
  CB
Twg icon.png wegh
222
  LB
Wtg icon.png DUCE, DUCE, DUCE
Cock
  DMF
Domg icon.png Giant Man-Eating Jews
18
  CMF
Uma icon.png 競馬posting
0
  CMF
Nikg icon.png The Doro
99
  AMF
Vg icon.png Git Gud Captain
7
  CF
Utg icon.png I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
10
  CF
Lcg icon.png Ship it Monzo Vice-captain
No. Position Player
66
  GK
Snowg icon.png Frito
1
  RB
Hanny icon.png Sex That Children Can Enjoy
11
  RB
Fgog icon.png Smug Redman
11
  CB
Xivg icon.png Juan Fantasia
15
  CB
Vn icon.png Trust the Plan
33
  LB
Vgt icon.png Daihatsu Midget
11
  LB
Kfg icon.png The Moose is Loose
21
  DMF
Egg icon.png Mechanically Engineered Autism
8
  DMF
Psg icon.png Yakisoba-P
10
  CMF
@ icon.png Bouncy Bouncy
10
  CMF
Esg icon.png Jammies!
99
  CMF
Pmmm icon.png Thank You Based Region Lock

/vg/ League

Since the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top three teams in the League. For a full list of /vg/ Leagues and champions, go here.

Match History

See /vg/ Past Match History for matches from previous years, as well as any voided matches not seen on this page. Also see /vg/ Statistics for extra statistical autism. See isthisliv for a complete list of stats.

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
April 18, 2025 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage 2–0 W Ship it Monzo Goal 21'
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING Goal 88'
April 19, 2025 Vst icon.png /vst/ 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage 1–0 W I CAN'T DO ANYTHING Goal 54'
April 20, 2025 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage 0–4 L
May 3, 2025 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage 0–3 L
May 9, 2025 Xs icon.png /xs/ 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage 2–1 W Ship it Monzo Goal 24', 34'
May 11, 2025 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage 1–0 W I CAN'T DO ANYTHING Goal 62'
May 17, 2025 Pw icon.png /pw/ 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16 1–2 (a.e.t.) L Jammies! Goal 5'

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August 31, 2024 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2–3 L Your Fate is Over Retard Goal 45+0', 88'
September 8, 2024 K icon.png /k/ 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2–3 L Your Fate is Over Retard Goal 4'
Grigori Goal 31'

Overall Records

Competition Record (W-D-L) Goals Scored Goals Allowed Goal Differential Overall Finish
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1-3 12 15 -3 4th
2013 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 4 7 -3 23rd
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-0-2 1 5 -4 25th
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 5 8 -3 28th
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-0-3 12 5 +7 6th
2014 4chan Summer Cup 5-0-2 9 4 +5 3rd
2015 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-1 2 4 -2 21st
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-1-3 3 9 -6 38th
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0-3 5 11 -6 34th (tied)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-2 15 14 +1 10th in Qualifiers
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-0-2 15 12 +3 7th
2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-2-1 6 5 +1 8th
2017 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 19th
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 1 3 -2 27th
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6-0-2 18 9 +9 3rd
2018 4chan Summer Cup 5-1-1 15 7 +8 1st
2019 4chan Winter Cup 4-0-3 21 22 -1 4th
2019 4chan Summer Cup 2-1-1 7 4 +3 15th
2020 4chan Winter Cup 3-3-1 11 8 +3 2nd
2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-2 4 4 0 11th
2021 4chan Winter Cup 2-0-2 7 6 +1 11th
2021 4chan World Cup 1-0-2 4 6 -2 47th (tied)
2022 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 3 6 -3 32nd
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-1 6 5 +1 18th
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 7-0-0 24 15 +9 1st
2023 4chan Winter Cup 0-1-2 2 7 -5 29th
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 20th
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-0-0 10 5 +5 1st
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0-2 7 6 +1 11th
2024 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-2 3 5 -2 23rd
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0-2 12 8 +4 10th
2024 4chan Summer Cup 0-1-2 9 11 -2 27th
2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0-2 5 9 -4 22nd
2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-0-1 3 4 -1 4th
2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0-2 4 6 -2 11th
Cup Matches 67-18-64 273 263 +10 >win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%
Official Friendlies 5-0-8 14 24 -10 >implying friendlies matter
Unofficial Matches 24-5-43 156 165 -9 >implying invitationals matter
Total 72-18-72 287 287 0 Updated to last match, played on May 17, 2025

The Rivalry

V logo.png
/v/ - Vidya Derby		 Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?

To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 5 official matches, with both of their wins coming in friendlies. However, /vg/'s lone win in the series came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. Most recently, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, /vg/ and /v/ played out a terrible 0–0 draw that nearly sent both teams to the Babby. Ultimately, /vg/ advanced and made the final.
Since the last Vidya Derby, /v/ finally won an Elite Cup, meaning both teams have been the undisputed Elite Champion at some point in time and also /vg/ won a babby. Now more than ever, any future meetings WILL be >fun. We can only hope.

2-2-2
  2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
26 May 2012 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Arino Goal 39' Unknown
  2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
6 June 2014 /v/ V icon.png 2–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Reggie Fils-Aimé Goal 22', 76' Unknown
  2014 4chan Summer Cup  
26 July 2014 /v/ V icon.png 1–4 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage 		Mr. Bones Goal 3' Goal 38' Blaster ;)
Goal 77' Simon Viklund
Goal 82' Snowager
Goal 89' Git Gud 		Vidya Stadium
Attendance: 1019
  2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
25 January 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–1 V icon.png /v/

Goal 21' SANIC Unknown
  Vidya Bowl (Unofficial)  
26 September 2015 /v/ V icon.png 4–1 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage 		Gabe Newell Goal 21', 28'
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] Goal 52'
SANIC Goal 71' 		Goal 59' SEX KING /toy/ Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 3–1 V icon.png /v/

Group Stage 		EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 38'
Git Gud Goal 59'
Blaster :( Goal 90' 		Goal 15' Gabe Newell KONAMI Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 2–5 V icon.png /v/

3rd Place Match 		EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 86'
Purple Heart Goal 88' 		Goal 41' Hideo Kojima
Goal 45+', 62', 71' Gabe Newell
Goal 59' SANIC 		The Arcadium
  Vidya Bowl II (Unofficial)  
11 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 5–2 Vg icon.png /vg/
17:40

Group Stage 		BUT FIRST Goal 41', 67' (pen.)
Christopher Robin Goal 50', 53'
SANIC Goal 87' 		Goal 45+1' WIIIIIIIIIINDS!
Goal 65' Git Gud 		Final PEStination
12 March 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–3 V icon.png /v/
17:40

Group Stage 		Grigori Goal 27' Goal 45+0' Todd Howard
Goal 76' BUT FIRST
Goal 79' SANIC 		Unlimited Blade Works
12 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
21:40

Final 		BUT FIRST Goal 59' KONAMI Stadium
  2017 4chan Summer Cup  
30 July 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–1 V icon.png /v/
18:00

 Git Gud Goal 68' Goal 12' BUT FIRST Dark Age of Divegrass
Attendance: 1011
  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
19 October 2018 /v/ V icon.png 1–2 Vg icon.png /vg/

Console Peasant Goal 6' Goal 63', 74' New Thread
Attendance: 87
  Test Cup V 19 (Unofficial)  
22 December 2019 /vg/ Vg icon.png 4–6 V icon.png /v/
18:20

 GOGETA DA Goal 42'
nigger lol Goal 63', 86'
Blanc Goal 72' 		Goal 7', 25', 39' SANIC
Goal 34' Dante
Goal 61' Mystery of the Druids
Goal 74' Deepest Lore 		The Sand Casino
Attendance: 96
  2020 4chan Winter Cup  
26 January 2020 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–0 V icon.png /v/
19:40

 Deep Divegrass
Attendance: 857
  2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
11 September 2020 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–2 V icon.png /v/
20:00

 Giant Man-Eating Jews Goal 55' Goal 10' TLoU2 Edits
Goal 81' FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT 		AMOS Arena
Attendance: 132
  2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
16 April 2023 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–4 V icon.png /v/
17:00

 Goal 33' Bing Bing Wahoo
Goal 79', 90+2' Sanic
Goal 85' Loss.jpg 		Intercity Blimp Train
5 November 2023 /v/ V icon.png 1–2 Vg icon.png /vg/
19:40

 Loss.jpg Goal 19' Goal 59', 90+0' S U P R E M E Final PEStination
Attendance: 548

Team History

Previous history here

Before Autumn began, /vg/ benefited from teams dying for the second time in six years. This time, it was /out/ failing to sign up, moving them into Pot 2 and (at least theoretically) increasing the odds of an easier group draw. Ultimately, the draw came in and /vg/ were set in 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H. On the schedule were /an/ coming down from the previous Elite, /wsg/ staying in Babby purgatory, and /mu/ from an ass-clenching Fetus promotion. Naturally, expectations were very high for a team with many personnel from possibly the greatest /vg/ run ever. So why not start it off with a banger against /mu/? MC Ride scored first for them, newly-minted silver Basement Bubba replied ten minutes later, and after /mu/ took the lead thanks to John Lennon beating his wife before the break, three goals in ten minutes (Sisterfucker and ZERO SANITY for /vg/, John Lennon again for /mu/) set the stage for Git Gud to win it 4–3 at the very end. The next match, against /an/, saw /vg/ stay on cruise control, with three goals in the first half, one a piece for each of /vg/'s forwards, and a second half of prevent defense with Ephraim making sure it wouldn't actually prevent winning. A 4–2 victory and a draw by /mu/ guaranteed /vg/ advancement early, but that wasn't to be any excuse for not showing up against /wsg/. Like their first match, /vg/ traded blows with /wsg/ (ZERO SANITY an Git Gud for /vg/, Gondola twice for /wsg/) and ultimately won at the very end (Basement Bubba). /vg/'s 3–2 win gave them nine points, more goals than any other team in the group stage, and a lot of backing for the high expectations heading into the knockout stage.

Once /vg/ arrived to the knockout stage, their first opponent was none other than... /t/. Yeah, those bastards. They'd come back from the dead and even temporarily avoided being embarrassingly bad at divegrass, winning two matches in a row to secure a surprise advancement from their group. They even took the fight to /vg/, scoring the first goal at the tenth minute. Forty more minutes went by with nothing from /vg/, until Git Gud came in clutch at the 52nd. Not much action followed, ending the match at 1–1 and setting up a penalty shootout that easily could have ended a promising run before it really began. Neither of the two actual goalscorers made their penalty shots, but luckily for /vg/, neither could most of /t/'s other medals. /vg/ through to the quarterfinals, /x/ await. What followed was one of the most insane matches of simulated divegrass ever played. /x/ scored the very first goal within three minutes. The next goal was an own goal, a horrific mistake on a header by an /x/ defender to get /vg/ to the half tied at one. ZERO SANITY gave /vg/ the lead not long after the break, only for /x/ to get even not long after, only for Sisterfucker to then put /vg/ back up six minutes after. /x/ scored ANOTHER equalizer before the 80th minute, then seemingly put it away with their own stoppage time winner. Except, they gave /vg/ too much time. A perfect longball on the last kickoff of the match left Sisterfucker with nothing to do but send it to extra time, leaving anyone watching in total disbelief. Ephraim traded goals with a literal fucking skeleton in the first half of extra time and ZERO SANITY scored late in the second half of extra time to finally put a 6–5 win to bed. The semifinal matchup against /tg/ was a cakewalk by comparison. Git Gud scored twice in the first half, Sisterfucker scored once in the first half, /tg/ made their stats look nice with two goals in the final ten minutes. 3–2 victory for /vg/ and their first final appearance since Summer 2018.

/vg/'s opponent in the final was none other than one of their brothers, /vr/. They, along with /vg/ and all the other vidya boards playing in Autumn, had promoted from their group as if blessed by /v/'s championship. /vr/ now had a chance to finish off an undefeated run of their own, one that would have represented a major success after nine whole years of nearly nothing but constant pain. And by the end of the first half of the final, all /vr/ could think about was how much they wanted to go home. Kanami managed to score a goal against them, somehow! ZERO SANITY scored the second of a half in which /vr/ never even took a shot, Git Gud dropped the final insult, and /vg/'s second final was just as anti-climatic as its first. A resounding 3–0 victory, concluding a perfect cup-winning run. /vg/ finished the run having scored the most goals in the tournament, stopped from Golden Boot contention by their own relentless spreading of the wealth. ZERO SANITY was part of a five-way tie for top assister. /vg/ even had a goalkeeper at the end. It all felt almost too easy. Now /vg/ are in Winter, hoping to be like the legendary /lgbt/ of many years prior and successfully go for the double. And maybe even beat /v/ along the way.

The /vg/ League 19 happened. /twg/ won it. /akg/ didn't win it, but came in second. /gig/ and /pmmm/ played a third place match that /gig/ won. Both of those two teams get silver spots on a five-medal team.

We were the first team eliminated lol (but at least we weren't the worst)

We played a couple friendlies, one of them was a 4-0 loss to /v/ that wasn't pretty

We got jobbed in another Spring Babby Cup fire these script writers immediately

Honors

Team Art

  • /vg/'s Autumn 2015 starting lineup.

  • Unity-chan's Golden Boot award from /vg/'s winning Summer 2018 team

  • /vg/ Team Captain Git Gud

  • Summer 2018's Goalkeeper Jannu

  • Summer 2018's Prince and Emperor

  • Summer 2018's I Love Junko and I Want To Fuck The Goat

  • /vg/ celebrating their first ever cup win

  • /vg/ on the way to Winter 2019

  • Winter 2019's GOGETA DA and Sop Dog Fusion

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by
2017 /lgbt/ Lgbt icon.png 		Summer Champions
2018 (1st title) 		Succeeded by
2019 /cm/ Cm icon.png
Babby Cups
Preceded by
2021 /u/ U icon.png 		Autumn Champions
2022 (1st title) 		Succeeded by
2023 /sci/ Sci icon.png
v • d • e
/vg/ League
Current Teams
/@/ • /2hug/ • /aceg/ • /akg/ • /alg/ • /bag/ • /dbg/ • /ddg/ • /domg/ • /drg/ • /egg/ • /esg/ • /fgoalter/ • /fgog/ • /gbfg/ • /gbpen/ • /gfg/ • /ggg/ • /gig/ • /hanny/ • /hbr/ • /hdg/ • /hgg2d/ • /hsrg/ • /ink/ • /kfg/ • /ksg/ • /lcg/ • /llsifg/ • /mggg/ • /mjg/ • /mmcg/ • /nepgen/ • /nikg/ • /omg/ • /pcrg/ • /pg/ • /pmmm/ • /psg/ • /skg/ • /smbg/ • /smtg/ • /snowg/ • /tf2g/ • /uma/ • /utg/ • /vn/ • /vrg/ • /wowg/ • /wtg/ • /xivg/ • /zzz/
Legacy Teams
/3dsg/ • /5N@F/ • /aa2g/ • /acg/ • /agdg/ • /aog/ • /assg/ • /bbg/ • /bdog/ • /bfg/ • /bsg/ • /cbg/ • /ccg/ • /csgog/ • /civ4xg/ • /d2g/ • /d3g/ • /ddlc/ • /dfg/ • /digi/ • /dlg/ • /dng/ • /drag/ • /dsg/ • /eftg/ • /feg/ • /ffg/ • /fg/ • /fgg/ • /fhg/ • /forza/ • /gerg/ • /ggg/ • /gsg/ • /hpgg/ • /hsg/ • /htg/ • /igg/ • /indie/ • /kspg/ • /lisg/ • /lolg/ • /mbg/ • /mcg/ • /meg/ • /mgg/ • /mhg/ • /mk8g/ • /mmg/ • /nintyg/ • /npg/ • /osg/ • /pdg/ • /r6g/ • /revue/ • /rlg/ • /rsg/ • /scv/ • /sgg/ • /sog/ • /srg/ • /ss13g/ • /ssbg/ • /sthg/ • /svg/ • /tekgen/ • /tesg/ • /tfg/ • /tnm/ • /trg/ • /ttgg/ • /twg/ • /vgt/ • /vitagen/ • /wotg/ • /xcg/ • /xgg/ • /yyy/ • /きらら/
Tournaments
Qualifiers
Friendlies
Invitationals
Other
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Teams
Members
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