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{{ | {{SimpleBoardInfobox | ||
|team=essex | |team=essex | ||
|general=no | |general=no | ||
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|owner=Shanghai Manjuu, Xiamen Yongshi | |owner=Shanghai Manjuu, Xiamen Yongshi | ||
|manager=Shitcan | |manager=Shitcan | ||
|irl={{Anonymous|aquantis|!!czh67wKB6Up}}<br/>{{Anonymous|Kiyose-san|}}<br/>{{Anonymous| | |irl={{Anonymous|aquantis|!!czh67wKB6Up}}<br/>{{Anonymous|Kiyose-san|}}<br/>{{Anonymous|Xynthesa|}}<br/>{{Anonymous|Cipher|!!V0y9uLMUuqu}} | ||
|captain=AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD! | |captain=AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD! | ||
|color1=72e6f5 | |color1=72e6f5 | ||
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|txtcolor=000000 | |txtcolor=000000 | ||
|nickname = Eh? Sex? | |nickname = Eh? Sex? | ||
|w=7 | |||
|d=1 | |||
|l=2 | |||
|gf=30 | |||
|ga=20 | |||
|win_home= essex | |||
|win_away= dangeru | |||
|win_score_home= 7 | |||
|win_score_away= 3 | |||
|win_date= 30 August 2022 | |||
|lose_home= kp | |||
|lose_away= essex | |||
|lose_score_home= 4 | |||
|lose_score_away= 1 | |||
|lose_date= 30 August 2022 | |||
|first_home= essex | |||
|first_away= sb | |||
|first_score_home= 3 | |||
|first_score_away= 2 | |||
|first_date= 30 August 2022 | |||
|hex=72e6f5 | |hex=72e6f5 | ||
|color=Azur Blue | |color=Azur Blue | ||
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|- | |- | ||
|style="font-size:90%;"| | |style="font-size:90%;"| | ||
[https://mega.nz/file/EhRFiD5J#gOyxxKmxjphCIGN7FNUJ5vrRswwunoQBNWwaxb5Bf3E Lol lmao] | |||
|style="font-size:90%;"| | |style="font-size:90%;"| | ||
[https://mega.nz/file/1gADUJCb#dWlKJz4I3PK6cpDcSUSKOkSuM7LTJRHN0REt38bn55E Oops all essex] | |||
|style="font-size:90%;"| | |style="font-size:90%;"| | ||
[https://mega.nz/file/R8ww2DBR#58pdU_6AkY61E-3eZrFCaBiEN4g46g4BHMD-nUgLFns gimi] | |||
|} | |} | ||
== Roster == | == Roster == | ||
'''<big>Final Boss</big>''' | |||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="ALWAYS HAS BEEN">IT'S ALL ESSEX</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=11 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="ALWAYS HAS BEEN">IT'S ALL ESSEX</span>}} | ||
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{{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="">COPESEX</span>}} | {{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="">COPESEX</span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="">BIKESEX</span>}} | {{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="">BIKESEX</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no=88 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">RETARDSEX</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">SURFSEX</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">SURFSEX</span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">UOOOOHSEX</span>}} | {{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">UOOOOHSEX</span>}} | ||
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{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">SNEEDSEX</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">SNEEDSEX</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">EHH? CUM?</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">EHH? CUM?</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">DUMBSEX</span>}} | ||
{{sq end}} | |||
'''<big>Additional Roster</big>''' | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">EssexFromAzurlane</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">Wicked Sex</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">Smartsex</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">Coolsex</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">KIMI RAIKOSEX</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">SEXJAR</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">EHNTERPRISE</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=19 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">SCHIZOSEX</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">CV9 Essex</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">Sex Detective</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">Sex Merchant</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=23 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">SUSSEX</span>}} | |||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
==<br>Match History<br>== | |||
{| class="wikitable sortable" width=74% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Date | |||
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Opponent | |||
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Competition | |||
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Result | |||
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Scorers | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-8-30 | |||
|opp= sb | |||
|comp = [[Fakkin Boolsheet Underground]] | |||
|score=3-2 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Bikesex {{goal|42}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|72||84|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-8-30 | |||
|opp= dangeru | |||
|comp = [[Fakkin Boolsheet Underground]] | |||
|score=7-3 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|2||90+4|}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|12||44|}}<br>CV9 Essex {{goal|35|}}<br>Bikesex {{goal|74||84|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-8-30 | |||
|opp= kp | |||
|comp = [[Fakkin Boolsheet Underground]] | |||
|score=1-4 ||wld=L | |||
|scorers= <small>Coolsex {{goal|86|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-12-9 | |||
|opp= 100oj | |||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Group D''' | |||
|score=1-3 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|13||26||50|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-12-11 | |||
|opp= M4 | |||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Group D''' | |||
|score=4-2 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Sneedsex {{goal|29||39|}}<br>Kimi Raikosex{{goal|45+1|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|59|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-12-14 | |||
|opp= sk2 | |||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Group D''' | |||
|score=3-3 ||wld=D | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|58||76||86|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-12-19 | |||
|opp= racestars | |||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]] | |||
|score=2-1 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Surfsex {{goal|42|}}<br>Eh? Cum? {{goal|67|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-12-20 | |||
|opp= marisa | |||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]] | |||
|score=1-3 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|5||60|}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|65|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-12-20 | |||
|opp= bushi | |||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]] | |||
|score=0-4 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|29|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|40||73|}}<br>UOOOOHSEX {{goal|60|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-12-19 | |||
|opp= 🗿 | |||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]] | |||
|score=0-3 ||wld=L | |||
|scorers= | |||
|}} | |||
|} | |||
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Roster
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Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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August 30, 2022 | /sb/ | Fakkin Boolsheet Underground | 3-2 W | Bikesex 42' Dumbsex 72', 84' |
August 30, 2022 | /dangeru/ | Fakkin Boolsheet Underground | 7-3 W | Dumbsex 2', 90+4' Sneedsex 12', 44' CV9 Essex 35' Bikesex 74', 84' |
August 30, 2022 | /kp/ | Fakkin Boolsheet Underground | 1-4 L | Coolsex 86' |
December 9, 2022 | /100oj/ | Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D |
1-3 W | Dumbsex 13', 26', 50' |
December 11, 2022 | /M4/ | Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D |
4-2 W | Sneedsex 29', 39' Kimi Raikosex 45+1' Dumbsex 59' |
December 14, 2022 | /sk2/ | Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D |
3-3 D | Dumbsex 58', 76', 86' |
December 19, 2022 | /racestars/ | Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas | 2-1 W | Surfsex 42' Eh? Cum? 67' |
December 20, 2022 | /marisa/ | Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas | 1-3 W | Dumbsex 5', 60' Sneedsex 65' |
December 20, 2022 | /bushi/ | Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas | 0-4 W | Kimi Raikosex 29' Dumbsex 40', 73' UOOOOHSEX 60' |
December 19, 2022 | /🗿/ | Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas | 0-3 L |