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{{BoardInfobox
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|team=essex
|team=essex
|general=no
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|owner=Shanghai Manjuu, Xiamen Yongshi
|owner=Shanghai Manjuu, Xiamen Yongshi
|manager=Shitcan
|manager=Shitcan
|irl={{Anonymous|aquantis|!!czh67wKB6Up}}<br/>{{Anonymous|Kiyose-san|}}<br/>{{Anonymous|xynthesa|}}
|irl={{Anonymous|aquantis|!!czh67wKB6Up}}<br/>{{Anonymous|Kiyose-san|}}<br/>{{Anonymous|Xynthesa|}}<br/>{{Anonymous|Cipher|!!V0y9uLMUuqu}}
|captain=AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD!
|captain=AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD!
|color1=72e6f5
|color1=72e6f5
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|txtcolor=000000
|txtcolor=000000
|nickname = Eh? Sex?
|nickname = Eh? Sex?
|w=22
|d=3
|l=8
|gf=92
|ga=73
|win_home= essex
|win_away= dangeru
|win_score_home= 7
|win_score_away= 3
|win_date= 30 August 2022
|lose_home= kp
|lose_away= essex
|lose_score_home= 4
|lose_score_away= 1
|lose_date= 30 August 2022
|first_home= essex
|first_away= sb
|first_score_home= 3
|first_score_away= 2
|first_date= 30 August 2022
|hex=72e6f5
|hex=72e6f5
|color=Azur Blue
|color=Azur Blue
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[https://mega.nz/file/R8ww2DBR#58pdU_6AkY61E-3eZrFCaBiEN4g46g4BHMD-nUgLFns gimi]
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== Roster ==
== Roster ==
This is fucking wrong I'll fix it later.
'''<big>Final Boss</big>'''
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="ALWAYS HAS BEEN">IT'S ALL ESSEX</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="ALWAYS HAS BEEN">IT'S ALL ESSEX</span>}}
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{{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="">COPESEX</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="">COPESEX</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="">BIKESEX</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="">BIKESEX</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=88 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">RETARDSEX</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=88 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">RETARDSEX</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">SURFSEX</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">SURFSEX</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">UOOOOHSEX</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">UOOOOHSEX</span>}}
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{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">SNEEDSEX</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">SNEEDSEX</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">EHH? CUM?</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">EHH? CUM?</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">DUMBSEX</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">DUMBSEX</span>}}
{{sq end}}
 
'''<big>Additional Roster</big>'''
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">EssexFromAzurlane</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">Wicked Sex</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">Smartsex</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">Coolsex</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">KIMI RAIKOSEX</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">SEXJAR</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">EHNTERPRISE</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=19 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">SCHIZOSEX</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">CV9 Essex</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">Sex Detective</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">Sex Merchant</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=23 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="explain" title="">SUSSEX</span>}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
==<br>Match History<br>==
{| class="wikitable sortable" width=74%
|-
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Date
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Opponent
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Competition
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Result
!style="background-color:#72e6f5;color:#000000"| Scorers
{{mh match
|date= 2022-8-30
|opp= sb
|comp = [[Fakkin Boolsheet Underground]]
|score=3-2 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Bikesex {{goal|42}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|72||84|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-8-30
|opp= dangeru
|comp = [[Fakkin Boolsheet Underground]]
|score=7-3 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|2||90+4|}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|12||44|}}<br>CV9 Essex {{goal|35|}}<br>Bikesex {{goal|74||84|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-8-30
|opp= kp
|comp = [[Fakkin Boolsheet Underground]]
|score=1-4 ||wld=L
|scorers= <small>Coolsex {{goal|86|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-08-25
|opp= DHOTYA
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada'''
|score=3-2 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|40||90+2}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|76}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-08-27
|opp= LAD
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada'''
|score=3-2 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|56||80||85}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-09-02
|opp= Banter F.C.
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada'''
|score=3-4 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|12||69}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|40}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-09-07
|opp= rabi
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Round of 32'''
|score=6-3 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|4}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|15||35|pen.|54||79}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|42}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-09-09
|opp= p5
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Round of 16'''
|score=1-2 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|13}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|45}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-09-10
|opp= ytmnd
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Quarter Finals'''
|score=7-5 ||wld=L
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|19||90+3||95}}<br>UOOOOHSEX {{goal|67}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|105+0}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-12-9
|opp= 100oj
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Group D'''
|score=1-3 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|13||26||50|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-12-11
|opp= M4
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Group D'''
|score=4-2 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Sneedsex {{goal|29||39|}}<br>Kimi Raikosex{{goal|45+1|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|59|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-12-14
|opp= sk2
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Group D'''
|score=3-3 ||wld=D
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|58||76||86|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-12-19
|opp= racestars
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Round of 16'''
|score=2-1 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Surfsex {{goal|42|}}<br>Eh? Cum? {{goal|67|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-12-20
|opp= marisa
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Quarter Finals'''
|score=1-3 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|5||60|}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|65|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-12-20
|opp= bushi
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Semi Finals'''
|score=0-4 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|29|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|40||73|}}<br>UOOOOHSEX {{goal|60|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2022-12-19
|opp= 🗿
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Final'''
|score=0-3 ||wld=L
|scorers=
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-08-31
|opp= rancevii
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL'''
|score=2-3 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Sneedsex {{goal|44|}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|72|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|85|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-06
|opp= arcsys
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL'''
|score=4-4 ||wld=D
|scorers= <small>Sneedsex {{goal|15}}<br>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|57||73}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|84}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-07
|opp= MRU
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL'''
|score=5-2 ||wld=L
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|62}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|73|}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-12
|opp= kotFC
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Round of 32'''
|score=3-3 (2-3 PKs) ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|12}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|67|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|70}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-14
|opp= bomber
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Round of 16'''
|score=2-5 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|22}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|33||42}}<br>Surfsex {{goal|73}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|83}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-15
|opp= Banter F.C.
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Quarter Finals'''
|score=1-0 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|23}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-15
|opp= guac
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Semi Finals'''
|score=1-2 ||wld=L
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|63}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-15
|opp= ytmnd
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Third Place Match'''
|score=7-4 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|53}}<br>Aw Sweet! An Essex Thread {{goal|81}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|88||104}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|94||109}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|116}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-27
|opp= trinity
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Round 1'''
|score=0-2 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|18}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|77}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-28
|opp= madness
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Round 2'''
|score=0-2 ||wld=L
|scorers= <small>No Sex</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-09-29
|opp= sdm
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Round 3'''
|score=3-1 ||wld=L
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|80}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-10-04
|opp= pg
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Round 4'''
|score=2-2 ||wld=D
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|40}}<br>Wickedsex {{goal|85}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-10-05
|opp= nightcore
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Playoffs Round 1'''
|score=2-1 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|39||83}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-10-05
|opp= NND
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Playoffs Round 2'''
|score=3-4 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|21||43}}<br>UOOOOHsex {{goal|21}}<br>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|84}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-10-06
|opp= madness
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Quarter Finals'''
|score=1-2 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|8}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|39}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-10-06
|opp= pg
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Semi Finals'''
|score=3-2 ||wld=W
|scorers= <small>UOOOOHsex {{goal|39}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|65}}<br>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|90+0}}</small>
|}}
{{mh match
|date= 2024-10-06
|opp= 3ds
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Final'''
|score=1-3 ||wld=L
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|18}}</small>
|}}
|}
<span class="mw-customtoggle-myDivision"><span class="mw-collapsible" id="mw-customcollapsible-myDivision" style="position: fixed; right: 8%; top: 5%; z-index: 999; opacity: 1;">{{tt|[[File:essex logo.png|link=|84x100px]]|Click this Essex and she'll go away.}}</span></span>
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[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]
{{navbox vg league}}

Latest revision as of 19:04, 5 November 2024

/essex/
"Ah Yes, The Sex"
Essex logo.png
/essex/ - Eh? Sex?
Founded May 6th, 2018
Manager Shitcan
Owner Shanghai Manjuu, Xiamen Yongshi
IRL manager aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up
Kiyose-san
Xynthesa
Cipher !!V0y9uLMUuqu
Team colors
Chat color 72e6f5
Azur Blue
Top scorer N/A (N/A)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD!
Website /essex/ - Eh? Sex?
Nickname Eh? Sex?
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
22 3 8 33 66.67%
GF GA GD
92 73 +19
Biggest win
/essex/ Essex icon.png 7–3 Dangeru icon.png /dangeru/
30 August 2022
Biggest defeat
/kp/ Kp icon.png 4–1 Essex icon.png /essex/
30 August 2022
First match
/essex/ Essex icon.png 3–2 Sb icon.png /sb/
30 August 2022
Team music
Anthem Graphite/Diamond

Goal horn Hige Driver
Alternate goal horn Alternate goal horn name
Kits


Exports

Tic-tacs Aesthetics Moosic

Lol lmao

Oops all essex

gimi

Roster

Final Boss

No. Position Player
11
  GK
IT'S ALL ESSEX
69
  CF
AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD!Captain
5
  SS
COPESEX
6
  SS
BIKESEX
88
  AMF
RETARDSEX
8
  AMF
SURFSEX
2
  CMF
UOOOOHSEX
7
  CMF
WIDESEX
9
  CB
SNEEDSEX
10
  CB
EHH? CUM?
11
  CB
DUMBSEX

Additional Roster

No. Position Player
12
  DMF
EssexFromAzurlane
13
  DMF
Wicked Sex
14
  DMF
Smartsex
15
  DMF
Coolsex
16
  DMF
KIMI RAIKOSEX
17
  DMF
SEXJAR
18
  DMF
EHNTERPRISE
19
  CB
SCHIZOSEX
20
  CB
CV9 Essex
21
  CB
Sex Detective
22
  RMF
Sex Merchant
23
  LMF
SUSSEX


Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
02022-08-30August 30, 2022 Sb icon.png /sb/ Fakkin Boolsheet Underground 3-2 W Bikesex Goal 42'
Dumbsex Goal 72'84'
02022-08-30August 30, 2022 Dangeru icon.png /dangeru/ Fakkin Boolsheet Underground 7-3 W Dumbsex Goal 2'90+4'
Sneedsex Goal 12'44'
CV9 Essex Goal 35'
Bikesex Goal 74'84'
02022-08-30August 30, 2022 Kp icon.png /kp/ Fakkin Boolsheet Underground 1-4 L Coolsex Goal 86'
02022-08-25August 25, 2022 DHOTYA icon.png /DHOTYA/ /ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans
Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada
3-2 W Kimi Raikosex Goal 40'90+2'
Dumbsex Goal 76'
02022-08-27August 27, 2022 LAD icon.png /LAD/ /ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans
Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada
3-2 W Dumbsex Goal 56'80'85'
02022-09-02September 2, 2022 Banter F.C. icon.png /Banter F.C./ /ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans
Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada
3-4 W Dumbsex Goal 12'69'
Kimi Raikosex Goal 40'
02022-09-07September 7, 2022 Rabi icon.png /rabi/ /ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans
Round of 32
6-3 W Ehh? Cum? Goal 4'
Dumbsex Goal 15'35' (pen.)54'79'
Sneedsex Goal 42'
02022-09-09September 9, 2022 P5 icon.png /p5/ /ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans
Round of 16
1-2 W Kimi Raikosex Goal 13'
Dumbsex Goal 45'
02022-09-10September 10, 2022 Ytmnd icon.png /ytmnd/ /ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans
Quarter Finals
7-5 L Kimi Raikosex Goal 19'90+3'95'
UOOOOHSEX Goal 67'
Dumbsex Goal 105+0'
02022-12-09December 9, 2022 100oj icon.png /100oj/ Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas
Group D
1-3 W Dumbsex Goal 13'26'50'
02022-12-11December 11, 2022 M4 icon.png /M4/ Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas
Group D
4-2 W Sneedsex Goal 29'39'
Kimi RaikosexGoal 45+1'
Dumbsex Goal 59'
02022-12-14December 14, 2022 Sk2 icon.png /sk2/ Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas
Group D
3-3 D Dumbsex Goal 58'76'86'
02022-12-19December 19, 2022 Racestars icon.png /racestars/ Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas
Round of 16
2-1 W Surfsex Goal 42'
Eh? Cum? Goal 67'
02022-12-20December 20, 2022 Marisa icon.png /marisa/ Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas
Quarter Finals
1-3 W Dumbsex Goal 5'60'
Sneedsex Goal 65'
02022-12-20December 20, 2022 Bushi icon.png /bushi/ Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas
Semi Finals
0-4 W Kimi Raikosex Goal 29'
Dumbsex Goal 40'73'
UOOOOHSEX Goal 60'
02022-12-19December 19, 2022 🗿 icon.png /🗿/ Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas
Final
0-3 L
02024-08-31August 31, 2024 Rancevii icon.png /rancevii/ /ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights
Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL
2-3 W Sneedsex Goal 44'
Kimi Raikosex Goal 72'
Dumbsex Goal 85'
02024-09-06September 6, 2024 Arcsys icon.png /arcsys/ /ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights
Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL
4-4 D Sneedsex Goal 15'
Ehh? Cum? Goal 57'73'
Dumbsex Goal 84'
02024-09-07September 7, 2024 MRU icon.png /MRU/ /ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights
Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL
5-2 L Dumbsex Goal 62'
Sneedsex Goal 73'
02024-09-12September 12, 2024 KotFC icon.png /kotFC/ /ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights
Round of 32
3-3 (2-3 PKs) W Ehh? Cum? Goal 12'
Kimi Raikosex Goal 67'
Dumbsex Goal 70'
02024-09-14September 14, 2024 Bomber icon.png /bomber/ /ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights
Round of 16
2-5 W Dumbsex Goal 22'
Kimi Raikosex Goal 33'42'
Surfsex Goal 73'
Sneedsex Goal 83'
02024-09-15September 15, 2024 Banter F.C. icon.png /Banter F.C./ /ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights
Quarter Finals
1-0 W Kimi Raikosex Goal 23'
02024-09-15September 15, 2024 Guac icon.png /guac/ /ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights
Semi Finals
1-2 L Dumbsex Goal 63'
02024-09-15September 15, 2024 Ytmnd icon.png /ytmnd/ /ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights
Third Place Match
7-4 W Ehh? Cum? Goal 53'
Aw Sweet! An Essex Thread Goal 81'
Dumbsex Goal 88'104'
Sneedsex Goal 94'109'
Kimi Raikosex Goal 116'
02024-09-27September 27, 2024 Trinity icon.png /trinity/ Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)
Round 1
0-2 W Dumbsex Goal 18'
Sneedsex Goal 77'
02024-09-28September 28, 2024 Madness icon.png /madness/ Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)
Round 2
0-2 L No Sex
02024-09-29September 29, 2024 Sdm icon.png /sdm/ Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)
Round 3
3-1 L Kimi Raikosex Goal 80'
02024-10-04October 4, 2024 Pg icon.png /pg/ Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)
Round 4
2-2 D Dumbsex Goal 40'
Wickedsex Goal 85'
02024-10-05October 5, 2024 Nightcore icon.png /nightcore/ Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)
Playoffs Round 1
2-1 W Ehh? Cum? Goal 39'83'
02024-10-05October 5, 2024 NND icon.png /NND/ Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)
Playoffs Round 2
3-4 W Dumbsex Goal 21'43'
UOOOOHsex Goal 21'
Ehh? Cum? Goal 84'
02024-10-06October 6, 2024 Madness icon.png /madness/ Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)
Quarter Finals
1-2 W Kimi Raikosex Goal 8'
Dumbsex Goal 39'
02024-10-06October 6, 2024 Pg icon.png /pg/ Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)
Semi Finals
3-2 W UOOOOHsex Goal 39'
Dumbsex Goal 65'
Ehh? Cum? Goal 90+0'
02024-10-06October 6, 2024 3ds icon.png /3ds/ Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)
Final
1-3 L Kimi Raikosex Goal 18'

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