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|date= May 2012
|date= May 2012
|manager= King of All Cosmos
|manager= King of All Cosmos
|irl={{Anonymous|DeMessi|!!U+s2S3/fT0g}}
|irl={{Anonymous|BigOlBrainlet|!!FdkNaxmlSdM}}<br>{{Anonymous|Reso|!!q9PyzmIBtiU}}<br>{{Anonymous|Streak}}
 
{{Anonymous|Diplo|!!CnQWNqsHWdN}}  
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|ranking= 8th (<small>{{decrease|7}}</small>)
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|bgcolor=000b60
|txtcolor=ffffff
|ranking= 23 <small>({{increase|5}})</small>
|high_ranking= 1st
|high_ranking= 1st
|high_date= August 2014
|high_date= August 2014-February 2015, August-October 2018, March-June 2019
|low_ranking= 54th
|low_ranking= 54th
|low_date= December 2013
|low_date= November 2013-March 2014, March 2016
|scorer=New Thread
|scorer=Git Gud
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|goals=74
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|d=18
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|l=67
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|ga=268
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|win_away=y
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|win_date=5th April 2014
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|win_date=April 17, 2016
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|lose_score_home=0
|lose_score_away=3
|lose_score_away=4
|lose_date=21st October 2012
|lose_date=April 17, 2016
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|first_home=v
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|first_away=vg
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|first_date=26th May 2012
|first_date=May 26, 2012
|hex= 789922
|elite_cup_appearances=16
|color= Implication Green
|first_elite_appearance=[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtExfHbrGe0
|best_elite_result='''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|a_title= It's Tricky (SSX Pretty Lights Remix)
|best_elite_cup=[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZIej-ZraE
|babby_cup_appearances=15
|gh_title= Funky Dealer - Jet Set Radio Future
|first_babby_appearance=[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|althorn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
|best_babby_result='''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|altgh_title=Baba Yetu (for when >we win)
|best_babby_cup=[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|hex= 000B60
|color= Navy Blue
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3OirAjfuzE
|a_title=The Next Door<br>~Indestructible~<br /><small>Street Fighter IV</small>
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
|altanthem1_title=Baba Yetu<br/><small>Civilization IV</small>
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtyvh-DeQYs
|gh_title=XCOM UFO Defense Intro Metal Remix<br /><small>XCOM: UFO Defense</small>
|altgh1_what=Comeback Goal Horn
|altgh1_title=Unlimited Justice<br /><small>Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney</small>
|altgh1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3fKa8Eg9l4
|nickname= The Generals
|nickname= The Generals
|kithome=Vghome-2017sc.png
|kitaway=Vgaway-2017sc.png
|kitgk=Vg goalkeeper kit 2017 summer cup.png
|kit3=Vg alt kit 3 2022 winter cup.png
|home_ground={{tt|Deep Divegrass|Stadium of /gfg/ - Girls' Frontline General}}
}}
}}
Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, '''/vg/''' has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and {{tt|gay fucking shit|circlejerking, tripfagging, avatarfagging, discord boogeymen}}. Sometimes all three at once.
The football team is proudly no different.


A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents, sometimes {{greentext|we}}'re good, and good enough to [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|win a Cup]]. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time {{greentext|we're}} as bad as the board {{greentext|we}} claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.


== Intro ==
Welcome to '''/vg/ F.C.''', the team representing the board of '''<span style="color: #000b60; font-size: 100%">/vg/ - Video Game Generals</span>'''. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.
A veteran of the 4chan Cup, /vg/'s history is a bumpy ride; starting with 4th place in their debut cup, going all the way down to a winless year thereafter, and then a third place trophy; however, the third place curse claimed another victim, as /vg/ failed to use the recruits gained from [[/vg/ League 3]] to get through the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group E]], finishing with only a opening win over /g/. With the [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] just around the corner, will /vg/ git gud?


== Current Export ==
= Team Info =
Team colors (the ones that aren't white) are:<br>
'''{{color|000B60|Navy Blue (hex 000B60, RGB 0 11 96)}}'''<br>
'''{{color|A200AB|Old-School Purple (hex A200AB, RGB 162 0 171)}}'''<br>
'''{{color|789922|Implication Green (hex 789922, RGB 120 153 34)}}'''<br>


[http://www.mediafire.com/download/6baj191oo4n52jk/vgexportspring2015.rar Tactics]
See [[Exports#/vg/|this page]] for the most recent exports.


[http://www.mediafire.com/download/x2zx4nyneg5ptqb/vg+aesthetics+export.rar Aesthetics]
== Current Roster ==
''Historical rosters: '''[[/vg/ Roster]]'''


== Roster ==
{{sq start vg}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=0 |pos=GK |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|nikg}} {{tt|Uhhh, Union and Id?|/nikg/- Nikke General: Noah}}}}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="/civ4xg/ - Civilization/4x Strategy General">The Great Wall</span>}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=68 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|hgg2d}} {{tt|I'm going to Alice!|/hgg2d/ - 2D Hentai Games General: Alice}}}}
{{sq start player|no=24 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="/pdg/ - Payday General">Simon Viklund</span>}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=0 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|pmmm}} {{tt|Mabbers|/pmmm/ - Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story General: Mabayu}}}}
{{sq start player|no=7 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="/feg/ - Fire Emblem General">Anna</span>}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=10 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|snowg}} {{tt|Wild Cunt|/snowg/ - Snowbreak: Containment Zone General: Lyfe}}}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="/ssbg/ - Super Smash Bros. General">Too Bigley</span>}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=7 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|uma}} {{tt|SHONBORI RUDOLF|/uma/ - Uma Musume General: Symboli Rudolf}}}}
{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="/acg/ - Animal Crossing General">Link from Hyrule</span>}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=500 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|2hug}} {{tt|Dead Womb|/2hug/ - Touhou General: Remilia}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/twg/ - Total War General">Napoopan</span>}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=10 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|ddg}} {{tt|Grigori|/ddg/ - Dragons Dogma General: Grigori}}}}
{{sq start player |no=13 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/vitagen/ - PS Vita General">High Impact Sexual Violence</span>}}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=99 |pos=AMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vg}} {{tt|Git Gud|The Greatest of All Time}} {{captain}}}}
{{sq start player|no=11 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/igg/ - Idle Games General">Orteil</span>}}
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=69 |pos=SS |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|bag}} {{tt|I believe in the happy ending|/bag/ - Blue Archive General: Sensei and Seia}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/wtg/ - War Thunder General">{{greentext|arcade}}</span> {{captain}}}}
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=88 |pos=SS |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|gfg}} {{tt|Jefooty|/gfg/ - Girls Frontline General: Jefuty}}}}  
{{sq silver player |no=14 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="/nepgen/ - Neptunia General">Purple Heart</span>}}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=000 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|gbfg}} {{tt|Your Fate Is Over Retard|/gbfg/ - Granblue Fantasy General: Lucilius}} {{vice-captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=Git Gud}}
{{sq mid vg}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|lcg}} {{tt|DEFRAUDED|/lcg/ - Limbus Company General: Vergilius}}}}
{{sq player |no=30 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="/mgg/ - Metal Gear General">A DUD!?</span>}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|llsifg}} {{tt|holy shit a talking dog??|/llsifg/ - Love Live! School Idol Festival General: Lailaps}}}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="/domg/ - Dominions General">Forester Bob</span>}}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|tf2g}} {{tt|Random Crits are Fair & Balanced|/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General}}}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General">Dwarf the Rapist</span>}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|gig}} {{tt|Fuck Jeannies|/gig/ - Genshin Impact General: Klee}}}}
{{sq player|no=6 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="/drg/ - Danganronpa General">HOPE</span>}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|dbg}} {{tt|YOSHAAAAAAAAAAA!|/dbg/ - Dragon Ball General: Vegito}}}}
{{sq player |no=28 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="/rsg/ - Runescape General">Zezima</span>}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|smtg}} {{tt|Jack Frost|/smtg/ - Shin Megami Tensei general: Jack Frost}}}}
{{sq player|no=27 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="/rs07g/ - Runescape 07 General">gz</span>}}
{{sq player |no=118 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|aceg}} {{tt|Mobius One|/aceg/ - Ace Combat General: Mobius One}}}}
{{sq player|no=3 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="/csgog/ - Counter Strike:GO General">Silver Shitter</span>}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|wtg}} {{tt|DUCE DUCE DUCE|/wtg/ - War Thunder General: Anchovy}}}}
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General">Wilhelm II</span>}}
{{sq player |no=Cock |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|domg}} {{tt|Giant Man-Eating Jews|/domg/ - Dominion General: Son of the Fallen}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/sthg/ - Sonic the Hedgehog General">Bump the Deer</span>}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|gbpen}} {{tt|Angry Gremlin|/gbpen/ - BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN General: Chiyu}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=LMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/5N@F/ - Five Nights at Freddy's General">Mike Schmidt</span>}}
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|ss13g}} {{tt|Clown (as CMF)|/ss13g/ - Space Station 13 General: Clown}}}}  
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/lolg/ - League of Legends General">HotshotGG</span>}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|utg}} {{tt|HEH, FREAK|/utg/ - Undertale General: Susie}}}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=RMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/dng/ - Dueling Network General">Blaster ;)</span>}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
=== [[/vg/ League]] ===
Since the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top three teams in the League. For a full list of /vg/ Leagues and champions, [[List of /vg/ League champions|go here]].


== Match History ==
== Match History ==
'''See [[/vg/ Past Match History]] for matches from previous years, as well as any voided matches not seen on this page. Also see [[/vg/ Statistics]] for extra statistical autism. See [https://isthisliv.com/teams/vg isthisliv] for a complete list of stats.'''
===Official Matches===
===Official Matches===
[[/vg/ Past Match History|Match history for cups/friendlies before the past two here]]
{| class="wikitable" width=70% style="text-align: center"
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
|-
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
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!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 14, 2015
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group E#/vg/ v /g/|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Blaster ;) {{goal|27}}, Git Gud {{goal|51}}
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| February 20, 2015
| {{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group E#/vg/ v /wsg/|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 22, 2015
| July 20, 2024
| {{team away|lit}}
| {{team away|t}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group E#/lit/ v /vg/|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| [[2024_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_G#/t/_v_/vg/|2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|0-3 L
| 3&ndash;4 L
|
| <small>I Believe in the Happy Ending {{goal|28}}<br>Your Fate is Over Retard {{goal|74||90+5}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 26, 2024
| {{team away|jp}}
| [[2024_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_G#/jp/_v_/vg/|2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| 2&ndash;3 L
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|6}}<br>Angry Gremlin {{goal|70}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 25, 2015
| July 28, 2024
| {{team away|k}}
| {{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F#/vg/ v /k/|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| [[2024_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_G#/vg/_v_/wsg/|2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| 4&ndash;4 D
|<small>{{greentext|arcade}} {{goal|85}}
| <small>Your Fate is Over Retard {{goal|3||27}}<br>Jefooty {{goal|53}}<br>Git Gud {{goal|82}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 1, 2015
| {{team away|d}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F#/d/ v /vg/|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Git Gud {{goal|45+}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 2, 2015
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F#/vg/ v /n/|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Purple Heart {{goal|69}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| May 10, 2015
| {{team away|hm}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F#/hm/ v /vg/|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|TBD
|
|}
|}


===Unofficial Matches===
===Unofficial Matches===


{| class="wikitable" width=75%
{| class="wikitable" width=70% style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;"
|-
|-
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#A200AB;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#A200AB;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#A200AB;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#A200AB;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
!style="background:#A200AB;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" style="font-style: italic;"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 24, 2012
| August 31, 2024
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|QF Trip Cup
| align=center| 3-1 W
|<small>DesWOW {{goal|8||22}}, Buggleson {{goal|78}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" style="font-style: italic;"
| November 24, 2012
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|SF Trip Cup
| align=center| 2-0 W
|<small>New Thread {{goal|66||79}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" style="font-style: italic;"
| November 24, 2012
| {{team away|mlp}}
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|Finals Trip Cup
| [[2024_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies_420_BLAZE_IT_Victory_Lap_Edition|2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center| 2-0 W
| 2&ndash;3 L
|<small>New Thread {{goal|3}}, Gootecks {{goal|83}}
| <small>Your Fate is Over Retard {{goal|45+0||88}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" style="font-style: italic;"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 19, 2013
| September 8, 2024
| {{team away|v}}
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|Gracen Test Stream
| [[2024_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies_420_BLAZE_IT_Victory_Lap_Edition|2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| 2&ndash;3 L
|<small>DesWOW {{goal|??}}
| <small>Your Fate is Over Retard {{goal|4}}<br>Grigori {{goal|31}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" style="font-style: italic;"
| January 16, 2015
| {{team away|hm}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|{{tt|3-0 W|This match was heavily rigged, with /vg/ set to maximum conditioning and heart settings while /hm/ were set to the lowest conditioning and heart settings and played many players out of position, including having bronze Disturbia as goalkeeper.}}
|<small>Simon Viklund {{goal|42}}, Git Gud {{goal|87}}, Snowager {{goal|90+}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" style="font-style: italic;"
| January 25, 2015
| {{team away|v}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|{{tt|0-1 L|only slightly less rigged than the /hm/ friendly}}
|<small>
|}
|}


===Overall Records===
===Overall Records===


{| class="wikitable" width=75%
{| class="wikitable" width=70% style="text-align: center"
|-
|-
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Record (W-D-L)
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Record (W-D-L)
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Goals Scored
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Goals Allowed
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Goal Differential
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Overall Finish
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Overall Finish
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| {{tt|2-1-3|originally 3-1-3; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| {{tt|12|originally 14; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| {{tt|15|originally 17; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| -3
| 4th
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 0-0-3
| 4
| 7
| -3
| {{tt|23rd|originally 29th; several teams forfeited their results in this cup due to Dragongate}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|{{tt|2-1-3|originally 3-1-3; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| {{tt|0-0-2|originally 0-0-3; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| align=center|4th
| 1
| {{tt|5|originally 8; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| {{tt|-4|originally -7; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| {{tt|25th|originally 32nd; several teams forfeited their results in this cup due to Dragongate}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-0-3
| 0-1-2
| align=center|{{tt|23rd|originally 29th; several teams forfeited their results in this cup due to Dragongate}}
| 5
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| 8
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| -3
| align=center|{{tt|0-0-2|originally 0-0-3; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| 28th
| align=center|{{tt|25th|originally 32nd; several teams forfeited their results in this cup due to Dragongate}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 3-0-3
| align=center|0-1-2
| 12
| align=center|28th
| 5
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| +7
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| 6th
| align=center|3-0-3
| align=center|6th
|-bgcolor="d3a890"
|-bgcolor="d3a890"
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|5-0-2
| 5-0-2
| align=center|3rd
| 9
| 4
| +5
| 3rd
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| {{tt|1-0-1|originally 1-0-2; one match stricken from records due to post-cup dramu}}
| 2
| {{tt|4|originally 5; one match stricken from records due to post-cup dramu}}
| {{tt|-2|originally -3; one match stricken from records due to post-cup dramu}}
| {{tt|21st|originally 23rd; /wsg/ and /ic/ forfeited their results in this cup due to post-cup dramu}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|{{tt|1-0-1|originally 1-0-2; one match stricken from records due to post-cup dramu}}
| 0-1-3
| align=center|{{tt|21st|originally 23rd; /wsg/ and /ic/ forfeited their results in this cup due to post-cup dramu}}
| 3
| 9
| -6
| 38th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-1-2
| 1-0-3
| align=center|Third team to be sent to Autumn. B R A V O
| 5
| 11
| -6
| 34th (tied)
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Official Friendlies
| [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|{{tt|5-0-8|originally 6-0-8; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| 2-1-2
| align=center|{{greentext|implying friendlies matter}}
| 15
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| 14
| align=center|Unofficial Matches
| +1
| align=center|4-0-2
| 10th in Qualifiers
| align=center|{{greentext|implying invitationals matter}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 3-0-2
| 15
| 12
| +3
| 7th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Total
| [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|{{tt|16-3-26|originally 18-2-26; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| 2-2-1
| align=center|Updated to last match, played on May 2, 2015
| 6
|}
| 5
 
| +1
== Goalscorers ==
| 8th
{| class="wikitable" width=50%
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-
| [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Player
| 1-1-1
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Goals
| 4
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Last Goal Scored
| 4
| 0
| 19th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''{{tt|New Thread|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|13
| 0-1-2
| align=center|vs {{team away|e}}<br/>November 17, 2013
| 1
| 3
| -2
| 27th
|-bgcolor="d3a890"
| [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| 6-0-2
| 18
| 9
| +9
| 3rd
|-bgcolor="e0c068"
| [[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
| 5-1-1
| 15
| 7
| +8
| 1st
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''Git Gud'''
| [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|10
| 4-0-3
| align=center|vs {{team away|d}}<br/>May 1, 2015
| 21
| 22
| -1
| 4th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''{{tt|DesWOW|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|9
| 2-1-1
| align=center|vs {{team away|cgl}}<br/>May 5, 2013
| 7
| 4
| +3
| 15th
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
| [[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 3-3-1
| 11
| 8
| +3
| 2nd
|-bgcolor="ccccff"
| [[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
| 1-1-2
| 4
| 4
| 0
| 11th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''Blaster ;)'''
| [[2021 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|4
| 2-0-2
| align=center|vs {{team away|g}}<br/>February 14, 2015
| 7
| 6
| +1
| 11th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''Purple Heart'''
| [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
| align=center|3
| 1-0-2
| align=center|vs {{team away|n}}<br/>May 2, 2015
| 4
| 6
| -2
| 47th (tied)
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| [[2022 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 0-0-3
| 3
| 6
| -3
| 32nd
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''{{tt|Tamamo|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3
| 2-1-1
| align=center|vs {{team away|sci}}<br/>April 19, 2014
| 6
| 5
| +1
| 18th
|-bgcolor="e0c068"
| [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 7-0-0
| 24
| 15
| +9
| 1st
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 0-1-2
| 2
| 7
| -5
| 29th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''Simon Viklund'''
| [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2
| 1-1-1
| align=center|vs {{team away|v}}<br/>July 26, 2014
| 4
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| 4
| align=center|'''{{tt|Pleinair|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| 0
| align=center|2
| 20th
| align=center|vs {{team away|ck}}<br/>April 26, 2014
|-bgcolor="e0c068"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center|'''{{tt|Justin Wong|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| 3-0-0
| align=center|2
| 10
| align=center|vs {{team away|fa}}<br/>November 23, 2013
| 5
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| +5
| align=center|'''{{greentext|arcade}}'''
| 1st
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align=center|vs {{team away|k}}<br/>April 25, 2015
| [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| 2-0-2
| align=center|'''{{tt|Based Mang|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| 7
| align=center|1
| 6
| align=center|vs {{team away|f}}<br/>August 2, 2014
| +1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| 11th
| align=center|'''{{tt|Snowager|ripip ;_;7}}'''
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|1
| [[2024 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|vs {{team away|v}}<br/>July 26, 2014
| 1-0-2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| 3
| align=center|'''{{tt|Saturday Turnips|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| 5
| align=center|1
| -2
| align=center|vs {{team away|u}}<br/>April 20, 2014
| 23rd
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align=center|'''{{tt|Chie Satonaka|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1
| 2-0-2
| align=center|vs {{team away|s4s}}<br/>January 11, 2014
| 12
| 8
| +4
| 10th
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| [[2024 4chan Summer Cup]]
| 0-1-2
| 9
| 11
| -2
| 27th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''{{tt|Gootecks|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| Cup Matches
| align=center|1
| {{tt|62-18-59|originally 63-18-61; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| align=center|vs {{team away|tv}}<br/>October 21, 2012
| {{tt|261|originally 263; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|244|originally 250; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|+17|originally +13; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{greentext|win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''{{tt|Shazbot|ripip ;_;7}}'''
| Official Friendlies
| align=center|1
| {{tt|5-0-8|originally 6-0-8; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| align=center|vs {{team away|h}}<br/>September 2, 2012
| {{tt|14|originally 17; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| {{tt|24|originally 26; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| {{tt|-10|originally -9; one match stricken from records due to Dragongate}}
| {{greentext|implying friendlies matter}}
|-bgcolor="808080"
| Unofficial Matches
| 24-5-43
| 156
| 165
| -9
| {{greentext|implying invitationals matter}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'''Total Goals Scored'''
| Total
| align=center|55
| {{tt|67-18-67|originally 69-18-69; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| align=center|vs {{team away|n}}<br/>May 2, 2015
| {{tt|275|originally 280; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|268|originally 276; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|+7|originally +4; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| Updated to last match, played on July 28, 2024
|}
|}


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|vsteam      = v
|vsteam      = v
|rivalryname = Vidya Derby
|rivalryname = Vidya Derby
|description = Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames, who will come out on top?
|description = Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?


To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 3 matches, with [[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|both of]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|their wins]] coming in friendlies. However, [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group D#/v/ v /v/|/vg/'s lone win in the series]] came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/, so the rivalry is sure to be heated from now on. An [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies|unofficial friendly match]] was played between the two before the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], with /v/ winning 1-0.
To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 5 official matches, with [[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|both of]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|their wins]] coming in friendlies. However, [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group D#/v/ v /v/|/vg/'s lone win in the series]] came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. Most recently, in the [[2020 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/vg/ v /v/|2020 4chan Winter Cup]], /vg/ and /v/ played out a terrible 0–0 draw that nearly sent both teams to the Babby. Ultimately, /vg/ advanced and made the final.<br>Since the last Vidya Derby, /v/ finally won [[2022 4chan Summer Cup|an Elite Cup]], meaning both teams have been the undisputed Elite Champion at some point in time and also /vg/ won a babby. Now more than ever, any future meetings WILL be {{greentext|fun}}. We can only hope.
|vsrecord    = 1-0-2
|vsrecord    = {{tt|2-2-2|4-2-9 including unofficial matches}}
}}
}}


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| round        =   
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| team1        = {{team home|v}}
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| date        = {{Start date|2014|06|06|df=y}}
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| date        = {{Start date|2014|07|26|df=y}}
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| team2        = {{team away|vg}}
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| goals2      = {{goal|38}} Blaster ;)<br>{{goal|77}} Simon Viklund<br>{{goal|82}} Snowager<br>{{goal|89}} Git Gud
| goals2      = {{goal|38}} Blaster ;)<br>{{goal|77}} Simon Viklund<br>{{goal|82}} Snowager<br>{{goal|89}} Git Gud
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| team1        = {{team home|vg}}
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| score        = 3&ndash;1
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| stadium      = KONAMI Stadium
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| round        = 3rd Place Match
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| score        = 2&ndash;5
| goals1      = EVERYONE, GET IN HERE {{goal|86}}<br>Purple Heart {{goal|88}}
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| time    = {{time|17|40}}
| team1    = {{team home|v}}
| team2    = {{team away|vg}}
| score    = 5&ndash;2
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| goals2    = {{goal|45+1}} WIIIIIIIIIINDS!<br>{{goal|65}} Git Gud
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| attendance =
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| event    =
| round    = Group Stage
| time    = {{time|17|40}}
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| team2    = {{team away|v}}
| score    = 1&ndash;3
| goals1    = Grigori {{goal|27}}
| goals2    = {{goal|45+0}} Todd Howard<br>{{goal|76}} BUT FIRST<br>{{goal|79}} SANIC
| stadium  = Unlimited Blade Works
| attendance =
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| team2    = {{team away|vg}}
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| goals2    =
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| team2        = {{team away|v}}
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| time        =
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| stadium      =
| attendance = 87
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| time        = {{time|18|20}}
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| attendance  = 96
| video        =
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| goals2      =
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| video        =
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| note        =
| time        = {{time|20|00}}
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| attendance  =
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| stadium      = Final PEStination
| attendance  = 548
| video        =
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[[/vg/ History|Previous history here]]
[[/vg/ History|Previous history here]]


* [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
* [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
/vg/ was drawn into [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group E|a group full of small teams]]; grouped with new-management [[/wsg/]] and [[/g/]], as well as recently-successful [[/lit/]], many thought /vg/ would overcome the curse of third place and advance from Group E. However, they were wrong. The first matchup brought /vg/ a 2-1 win over /g/, with the /vg/ side overcoming an early Teedus strike as Blaster ;) equalized before the half and controversial striker Git Gud finally got gud again to give /vg/ an opening win. However, /vg/'s offense looked completely toothless the next two games; losses in the next two matches to /wsg/ (1-0; since negated from the record books due to post-cup dramu) and /lit/ (3-0) came with very few shots in either game, as /vg/ attempted and failed to play to its defensive strengths and DeMessi's tactics ultimately led to the offense being crippled badly. /vg/ finished 23rd out of 32 in this cup with 3 points; while certainly not the worst finish that could happen, it also wasn't the best, as /vg/ failed to overcome the third place curse and advance from group stage.
Before Autumn began, /vg/ benefited from teams dying for the second time in six years. This time, it was [[/out/]] failing to sign up, moving them into Pot 2 and (at least theoretically) increasing the odds of an easier group draw. Ultimately, the draw came in and /vg/ were set in [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H]]. On the schedule were [[/an/]] coming down from [[2022 4chan Summer Cup Group A|the previous Elite]], [[/wsg/]] staying in Babby purgatory, and [[/mu/]] from an [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B|ass-clenching Fetus promotion]]. Naturally, expectations were very high for a team with many personnel from possibly the greatest /vg/ run ever. So why not start it off with a banger against /mu/? MC Ride scored first for them, newly-minted silver Basement Bubba replied ten minutes later, and after /mu/ took the lead thanks to John Lennon beating his wife before the break, three goals in ten minutes (Sisterfucker and ZERO SANITY for /vg/, John Lennon again for /mu/) set the stage for Git Gud to win it 4&ndash;3 at the very end. The next match, against /an/, saw /vg/ stay on cruise control, with three goals in the first half, one a piece for each of /vg/'s forwards, and a second half of prevent defense with Ephraim making sure it wouldn't actually prevent winning. A 4&ndash;2 victory and a draw by /mu/ guaranteed /vg/ advancement early, but that wasn't to be any excuse for not showing up against /wsg/. Like their first match, /vg/ traded blows with /wsg/ (ZERO SANITY an Git Gud for /vg/, Gondola twice for /wsg/) and ultimately won at the very end (Basement Bubba). /vg/'s 3&ndash;2 win gave them nine points, more goals than any other team in the group stage, and a lot of backing for the high expectations heading into the knockout stage.
 
Once /vg/ arrived to the knockout stage, their first opponent was none other than... [[/t/]]. Yeah, those bastards. They'd come back from the dead and even temporarily avoided being embarrassingly bad at divegrass, winning two matches in a row to secure a surprise advancement from their group. They even took the fight to /vg/, scoring the first goal at the tenth minute. Forty more minutes went by with nothing from /vg/, until Git Gud came in clutch at the 52nd. Not much action followed, ending the match at 1&ndash;1 and setting up a penalty shootout that easily could have ended a promising run before it really began. Neither of the two actual goalscorers made their penalty shots, but luckily for /vg/, neither could most of /t/'s other medals. /vg/ through to the quarterfinals, /x/ await. What followed was one of the most insane matches of simulated divegrass ever played. /x/ scored the very first goal within three minutes. The next goal was an own goal, a horrific mistake on a header by an /x/ defender to get /vg/ to the half tied at one. ZERO SANITY gave /vg/ the lead not long after the break, only for /x/ to get even not long after, only for Sisterfucker to then put /vg/ back up six minutes after. /x/ scored ANOTHER equalizer before the 80th minute, then seemingly put it away with their own stoppage time winner. Except, they gave /vg/ too much time. A perfect longball on the last kickoff of the match left Sisterfucker with nothing to do but send it to extra time, leaving anyone watching in total disbelief. Ephraim traded goals with a literal fucking skeleton in the first half of extra time and ZERO SANITY scored late in the second half of extra time to finally put a 6&ndash;5 win to bed. The semifinal matchup against /tg/ was a cakewalk by comparison. Git Gud scored twice in the first half, Sisterfucker scored once in the first half, /tg/ made their stats look nice with two goals in the final ten minutes. 3&ndash;2 victory for /vg/ and their [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Final|first final appearance since Summer 2018]].
 
/vg/'s opponent in the final was none other than one of their brothers, /vr/. They, along with /vg/ and [[/vm/|all the other]] [[/vrpg/|vidya boards]] [[/vst/|playing in Autumn]], had promoted from their group as if blessed by /v/'s championship. /vr/ now had a chance to finish off an undefeated run of their own, one that would have represented a major success after nine whole years of nearly nothing but constant pain. And by the end of the first half of the final, all /vr/ could think about was how much they wanted to go home. Kanami managed to score a goal against them, somehow! ZERO SANITY scored the second of a half in which /vr/ never even took a shot, Git Gud dropped the final insult, and /vg/'s second final was just as anti-climatic as its first. A resounding 3&ndash;0 victory, concluding a {{tt|perfect|thanks for those Mickey Mouse ears, /t/}} cup-winning run. /vg/ finished the run having scored the most goals in the tournament, stopped from Golden Boot contention by their own relentless spreading of the wealth. ZERO SANITY was part of a five-way tie for top assister. /vg/ even had a goalkeeper at the end. It all felt almost too easy. Now /vg/ are in Winter, hoping to be like the legendary [[/lgbt/]] of many years prior and successfully go for the double. And maybe even beat /v/ along the way.


* [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
* Pre-[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
Drawn into [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F|Group F]] with [[/n/]], [[/d/]], [[/k/]], and autopilot [[/hm/]], many doubted /vg/'s chances in what many thought a semi-competitive group. Despite an initial draw with /k/ after giving up an early goal, /vg/ fell to the mercy of a group /d/ominatrix as they lost 4-1, to be followed up and killed for good by /n/ 3-1. While a match against the autopilot /hm/ remains, it's likely that /vg/ will have tried so hard, and gotten so far, only for it to not matter in the end. With rumors of new management joining /vg/ after the cup, the offseason is sure to be interesting as /vg/ waits for the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]].
The [[/vg/ League 19]] happened. [[/twg/]] won it. [[/akg/]] didn't win it, but came in second. [[/gig/]] and [[/pmmm/]] played a third place match that /gig/ won. Both of those two teams get silver spots on a five-medal team.


* [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
* [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
It can only come so soon.
We were the first team eliminated lol (but at least we weren't the worst)
 
* Pre-[[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
We played a couple friendlies, one of them was a 4-0 loss to /v/ that wasn't pretty
 
* [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
We got jobbed in another Spring Babby Cup fire these script writers immediately


== Honors ==
== Honors ==
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:2012 Autumn Cup logo.png|'''[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]''': 4th Place
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png|'''[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''4th Place'''
File:2013 Autumn Cup logo.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]''': Worst Manager and ''At least you tried'' Awards
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''{{tt|Worst Manager|for DeMessi}}''' <br> '''''At least you tried'''''
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]''': 3rd Place and Most Improved Award
2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]''': <br>'''<span style="color:  #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>''' <br> '''Most Improved'''
2015 Spring Cup Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''{{tt|Worst Manager|for DeMessi AGAIN}}'''
SC17_Design_A.png|'''[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]''': <br> '''{{tt|Best Kits|for the general uniforms}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Biggest Upset|shared with 6 (six) other Pot 1 teams due to everyone but /jp/ getting relegated}}'''
SBC18_Design_G2.png|'''[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''<span style="color:  #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>'''
Summer18 E.png|'''[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]''': <br>'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>''' <br> '''{{tt|Golden Boot|Unity-chan, shared with Doomrider}}''' <br> '''Team of the Tournament''' <br> '''Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament''' <br> '''Most Improved''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Manager(s)|Windy, Tech, QD}}''' <br> '''Best Music''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Model|for Animation Not Final}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Player Comeback|for Unity-chan}}''' <br>  '''{{tt|Best New Player|ALSO for Unity-chan}}'''
WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]''': <br>'''4th Place''' <br> '''{{tt|Golden Glove|Sleepo Beepo, shared with 3 other players}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Match of the Tournament|for /vg/ - /mlp/}}''' <br> '''Best Music''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Althorn|for GOGETA DA}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Biggest Spaghetti Moment|for LMAO!!!2OWNGOALS}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Player Comeback|for APEX}}'''
Summer19_C.png|'''[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]:'''<br>'''{{tt|Best Althorn|for GOGETA DA}}'''
WC20 Design A.png|'''[[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]:'''<br>'''<span style="color:  #c0c0c0; font-size: 100%">2nd Place</span>'''<br>'''{{tt|Golden Glove|BANE?}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Biggest Upset|for /vg/'s entire run}}'''
WC21 Design D.png|'''[[2021 4chan Winter Cup]]:'''<br>'''{{tt|Best Chant|for ZERO SANITY}}'''
ABC22 Design H.png|'''[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]:'''<br>'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>'''<br>'''{{tt|Top Assister|ZERO SANITY, tied with four other players}}'''<br>'''Team of the tournament'''<br>'''Most exciting team'''<br>'''Best goalhorn'''<br>'''{{tt|Match of the tournament|for /x/ - /vg/}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Goal of the tournament|for Sisterfucker's 90+ equalizer vs /x/ (tied)}}'''
ABC23 Design Gq.png|'''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]:'''<br>'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>'''
</gallery>
</gallery>


==Team Art==
<Gallery>
File:Vg starting 11 (autumn 2015).png|/vg/'s Autumn 2015 starting lineup.
File: unitychangoldenboot.png| Unity-chan's Golden Boot award from /vg/'s winning Summer 2018 team
File: gitgud.png| /vg/ Team Captain Git Gud
File: jannuflagsketch.png| Summer 2018's Goalkeeper Jannu
File: princeandemperorsketch.png| Summer 2018's Prince and Emperor
File: junkoandgoatsketch.png| Summer 2018's I Love Junko and I Want To Fuck The Goat
File: vg 4cc winners.png| /vg/ celebrating their first ever cup win
File: vg championship bus.png| /vg/ on the way to Winter 2019
File: gogetadasopdogfusion.png| Winter 2019's GOGETA DA and Sop Dog Fusion
</Gallery>
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Latest revision as of 00:15, 27 October 2024

/vg/
Laboris gloria Ludi
Vg logo.png
/vg/ - Video Game Generals
Founded May 2012
Manager King of All Cosmos
IRL manager BigOlBrainlet !!FdkNaxmlSdM
Reso !!q9PyzmIBtiU
Streak
Team colors
Extra team colors
Chat color 000B60
Navy Blue
Ranking 23 (increase 5)
Highest rank 1st (August 2014-February 2015, August-October 2018, March-June 2019)
Lowest rank 54th (November 2013-March 2014, March 2016)
Top scorer Git Gud (74)
Top assister Git Gud (39)
Captain Git Gud
Website /vg/ - Video Game Generals
Nickname The Generals
Home ground Deep Divegrass
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
67 18 67 152 44.08%
GF GA GD
275 268 +7
Biggest win
/vg/ Vg icon.png 7–1 Y icon.png /y/
April 17, 2016
Biggest defeat
/vg/ Vg icon.png 0–4 I icon.png /i/
April 17, 2016
First match
/v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
May 26, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 16 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup)
Best result 1st, 2018 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 15 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 1st, 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Next Door
~Indestructible~
Street Fighter IV
Victory Anthem Baba Yetu
Civilization IV

Goal horn XCOM UFO Defense Intro Metal Remix
XCOM: UFO Defense
Comeback Goal Horn Unlimited Justice
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Kits
Home kit Vghome-2017sc.png
Away kit Vgaway-2017sc.png
Goalkeeper kit Vg goalkeeper kit 2017 summer cup.png
Third kit Vg alt kit 3 2022 winter cup.png


Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, /vg/ has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and gay fucking shit. Sometimes all three at once.

The football team is proudly no different.

A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents, sometimes >we're good, and good enough to win a Cup. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time >we're as bad as the board >we claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.

Welcome to /vg/ F.C., the team representing the board of /vg/ - Video Game Generals. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.

Team Info

Team colors (the ones that aren't white) are:
Navy Blue (hex 000B60, RGB 0 11 96)
Old-School Purple (hex A200AB, RGB 162 0 171)
Implication Green (hex 789922, RGB 120 153 34)

See this page for the most recent exports.

Current Roster

Historical rosters: /vg/ Roster

No. Position Player
0
  GK
Nikg icon.png Uhhh, Union and Id?
68
  RB
Hgg2d icon.png I'm going to Alice!
0
  CB
Pmmm icon.png Mabbers
10
  CB
Snowg icon.png Wild Cunt
7
  LB
Uma icon.png SHONBORI RUDOLF
500
  DMF
2hug icon.png Dead Womb
10
  CMF
Ddg icon.png Grigori
99
  AMF
Vg icon.png Git Gud Captain
69
  SS
Bag icon.png I believe in the happy ending
88
  SS
Gfg icon.png Jefooty
000
  CF
Gbfg icon.png Your Fate Is Over Retard Vice-captain
No. Position Player
21
  CB
Lcg icon.png DEFRAUDED
9
  CB
Llsifg icon.png holy shit a talking dog??
99
  CB
Tf2g icon.png Random Crits are Fair & Balanced
8
  RB
Gig icon.png Fuck Jeannies
2
  RB
Dbg icon.png YOSHAAAAAAAAAAA!
11
  LB
Smtg icon.png Jack Frost
118
  LB
Aceg icon.png Mobius One
22
  DMF
Wtg icon.png DUCE DUCE DUCE
Cock
  DMF
Domg icon.png Giant Man-Eating Jews
3
  CMF
Gbpen icon.png Angry Gremlin
10
  CMF
Ss13g icon.png Clown (as CMF)
16
  CMF
Utg icon.png HEH, FREAK

/vg/ League

Since the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top three teams in the League. For a full list of /vg/ Leagues and champions, go here.

Match History

See /vg/ Past Match History for matches from previous years, as well as any voided matches not seen on this page. Also see /vg/ Statistics for extra statistical autism. See isthisliv for a complete list of stats.

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
July 20, 2024 T icon.png /t/ 2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage 3–4 L I Believe in the Happy Ending Goal 28'
Your Fate is Over Retard Goal 74'90+5'
July 26, 2024 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage 2–3 L Git Gud Goal 6'
Angry Gremlin Goal 70'
July 28, 2024 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage 4–4 D Your Fate is Over Retard Goal 3'27'
Jefooty Goal 53'
Git Gud Goal 82'

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August 31, 2024 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2–3 L Your Fate is Over Retard Goal 45+0'88'
September 8, 2024 K icon.png /k/ 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2–3 L Your Fate is Over Retard Goal 4'
Grigori Goal 31'

Overall Records

Competition Record (W-D-L) Goals Scored Goals Allowed Goal Differential Overall Finish
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1-3 12 15 -3 4th
2013 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 4 7 -3 23rd
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-0-2 1 5 -4 25th
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 5 8 -3 28th
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-0-3 12 5 +7 6th
2014 4chan Summer Cup 5-0-2 9 4 +5 3rd
2015 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-1 2 4 -2 21st
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-1-3 3 9 -6 38th
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0-3 5 11 -6 34th (tied)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-2 15 14 +1 10th in Qualifiers
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-0-2 15 12 +3 7th
2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-2-1 6 5 +1 8th
2017 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 19th
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 1 3 -2 27th
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6-0-2 18 9 +9 3rd
2018 4chan Summer Cup 5-1-1 15 7 +8 1st
2019 4chan Winter Cup 4-0-3 21 22 -1 4th
2019 4chan Summer Cup 2-1-1 7 4 +3 15th
2020 4chan Winter Cup 3-3-1 11 8 +3 2nd
2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-2 4 4 0 11th
2021 4chan Winter Cup 2-0-2 7 6 +1 11th
2021 4chan World Cup 1-0-2 4 6 -2 47th (tied)
2022 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 3 6 -3 32nd
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-1 6 5 +1 18th
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 7-0-0 24 15 +9 1st
2023 4chan Winter Cup 0-1-2 2 7 -5 29th
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 20th
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-0-0 10 5 +5 1st
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0-2 7 6 +1 11th
2024 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-2 3 5 -2 23rd
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0-2 12 8 +4 10th
2024 4chan Summer Cup 0-1-2 9 11 -2 27th
Cup Matches 62-18-59 261 244 +17 >win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%
Official Friendlies 5-0-8 14 24 -10 >implying friendlies matter
Unofficial Matches 24-5-43 156 165 -9 >implying invitationals matter
Total 67-18-67 275 268 +7 Updated to last match, played on July 28, 2024

The Rivalry

V logo.png
/v/ - Vidya Derby
Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?

To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 5 official matches, with both of their wins coming in friendlies. However, /vg/'s lone win in the series came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. Most recently, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, /vg/ and /v/ played out a terrible 0–0 draw that nearly sent both teams to the Babby. Ultimately, /vg/ advanced and made the final.
Since the last Vidya Derby, /v/ finally won an Elite Cup, meaning both teams have been the undisputed Elite Champion at some point in time and also /vg/ won a babby. Now more than ever, any future meetings WILL be >fun. We can only hope.

2-2-2
  2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
26 May 2012 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Arino Goal 39' Unknown

  2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
6 June 2014 /v/ V icon.png 2–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Reggie Fils-Aimé Goal 22'76' Unknown

  2014 4chan Summer Cup  
26 July 2014 /v/ V icon.png 1–4 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage
Mr. Bones Goal 3' Goal 38' Blaster ;)
Goal 77' Simon Viklund
Goal 82' Snowager
Goal 89' Git Gud
Vidya Stadium
Attendance: 1019

  2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
25 January 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–1 V icon.png /v/

Goal 21' SANIC Unknown

  Vidya Bowl (Unofficial)  
26 September 2015 /v/ V icon.png 4–1 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage
Gabe Newell Goal 21'28'
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] Goal 52'
SANIC Goal 71'
Goal 59' SEX KING /toy/ Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 3–1 V icon.png /v/

Group Stage
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 38'
Git Gud Goal 59'
Blaster :( Goal 90'
Goal 15' Gabe Newell KONAMI Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 2–5 V icon.png /v/

3rd Place Match
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 86'
Purple Heart Goal 88'
Goal 41' Hideo Kojima
Goal 45+'62'71' Gabe Newell
Goal 59' SANIC
The Arcadium

  Vidya Bowl II (Unofficial)  
11 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 5–2 Vg icon.png /vg/
17:40

Group Stage
BUT FIRST Goal 41'67' (pen.)
Christopher Robin Goal 50'53'
SANIC Goal 87'
Goal 45+1' WIIIIIIIIIINDS!
Goal 65' Git Gud
Final PEStination

12 March 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–3 V icon.png /v/
17:40

Group Stage
Grigori Goal 27' Goal 45+0' Todd Howard
Goal 76' BUT FIRST
Goal 79' SANIC
Unlimited Blade Works

12 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
21:40

Final
BUT FIRST Goal 59' KONAMI Stadium

  2017 4chan Summer Cup  
30 July 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–1 V icon.png /v/
18:00

Git Gud Goal 68' Goal 12' BUT FIRST Dark Age of Divegrass
Attendance: 1011

  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
19 October 2018 /v/ V icon.png 1–2 Vg icon.png /vg/

Console Peasant Goal 6' Goal 63'74' New Thread
Attendance: 87

  Test Cup V 19 (Unofficial)  
22 December 2019 /vg/ Vg icon.png 4–6 V icon.png /v/
18:20

GOGETA DA Goal 42'
nigger lol Goal 63'86'
Blanc Goal 72'
Goal 7'25'39' SANIC
Goal 34' Dante
Goal 61' Mystery of the Druids
Goal 74' Deepest Lore
The Sand Casino
Attendance: 96

  2020 4chan Winter Cup  
26 January 2020 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–0 V icon.png /v/
19:40

Deep Divegrass
Attendance: 857

  2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
11 September 2020 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–2 V icon.png /v/
20:00

Giant Man-Eating Jews Goal 55' Goal 10' TLoU2 Edits
Goal 81' FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT
AMOS Arena
Attendance: 132

  2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
16 April 2023 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–4 V icon.png /v/
17:00

Goal 33' Bing Bing Wahoo
Goal 79'90+2' Sanic
Goal 85' Loss.jpg
Intercity Blimp Train

5 November 2023 /v/ V icon.png 1–2 Vg icon.png /vg/
19:40

Loss.jpg Goal 19' Goal 59'90+0' S U P R E M E Final PEStination
Attendance: 548

Team History

Previous history here

Before Autumn began, /vg/ benefited from teams dying for the second time in six years. This time, it was /out/ failing to sign up, moving them into Pot 2 and (at least theoretically) increasing the odds of an easier group draw. Ultimately, the draw came in and /vg/ were set in 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H. On the schedule were /an/ coming down from the previous Elite, /wsg/ staying in Babby purgatory, and /mu/ from an ass-clenching Fetus promotion. Naturally, expectations were very high for a team with many personnel from possibly the greatest /vg/ run ever. So why not start it off with a banger against /mu/? MC Ride scored first for them, newly-minted silver Basement Bubba replied ten minutes later, and after /mu/ took the lead thanks to John Lennon beating his wife before the break, three goals in ten minutes (Sisterfucker and ZERO SANITY for /vg/, John Lennon again for /mu/) set the stage for Git Gud to win it 4–3 at the very end. The next match, against /an/, saw /vg/ stay on cruise control, with three goals in the first half, one a piece for each of /vg/'s forwards, and a second half of prevent defense with Ephraim making sure it wouldn't actually prevent winning. A 4–2 victory and a draw by /mu/ guaranteed /vg/ advancement early, but that wasn't to be any excuse for not showing up against /wsg/. Like their first match, /vg/ traded blows with /wsg/ (ZERO SANITY an Git Gud for /vg/, Gondola twice for /wsg/) and ultimately won at the very end (Basement Bubba). /vg/'s 3–2 win gave them nine points, more goals than any other team in the group stage, and a lot of backing for the high expectations heading into the knockout stage.

Once /vg/ arrived to the knockout stage, their first opponent was none other than... /t/. Yeah, those bastards. They'd come back from the dead and even temporarily avoided being embarrassingly bad at divegrass, winning two matches in a row to secure a surprise advancement from their group. They even took the fight to /vg/, scoring the first goal at the tenth minute. Forty more minutes went by with nothing from /vg/, until Git Gud came in clutch at the 52nd. Not much action followed, ending the match at 1–1 and setting up a penalty shootout that easily could have ended a promising run before it really began. Neither of the two actual goalscorers made their penalty shots, but luckily for /vg/, neither could most of /t/'s other medals. /vg/ through to the quarterfinals, /x/ await. What followed was one of the most insane matches of simulated divegrass ever played. /x/ scored the very first goal within three minutes. The next goal was an own goal, a horrific mistake on a header by an /x/ defender to get /vg/ to the half tied at one. ZERO SANITY gave /vg/ the lead not long after the break, only for /x/ to get even not long after, only for Sisterfucker to then put /vg/ back up six minutes after. /x/ scored ANOTHER equalizer before the 80th minute, then seemingly put it away with their own stoppage time winner. Except, they gave /vg/ too much time. A perfect longball on the last kickoff of the match left Sisterfucker with nothing to do but send it to extra time, leaving anyone watching in total disbelief. Ephraim traded goals with a literal fucking skeleton in the first half of extra time and ZERO SANITY scored late in the second half of extra time to finally put a 6–5 win to bed. The semifinal matchup against /tg/ was a cakewalk by comparison. Git Gud scored twice in the first half, Sisterfucker scored once in the first half, /tg/ made their stats look nice with two goals in the final ten minutes. 3–2 victory for /vg/ and their first final appearance since Summer 2018.

/vg/'s opponent in the final was none other than one of their brothers, /vr/. They, along with /vg/ and all the other vidya boards playing in Autumn, had promoted from their group as if blessed by /v/'s championship. /vr/ now had a chance to finish off an undefeated run of their own, one that would have represented a major success after nine whole years of nearly nothing but constant pain. And by the end of the first half of the final, all /vr/ could think about was how much they wanted to go home. Kanami managed to score a goal against them, somehow! ZERO SANITY scored the second of a half in which /vr/ never even took a shot, Git Gud dropped the final insult, and /vg/'s second final was just as anti-climatic as its first. A resounding 3–0 victory, concluding a perfect cup-winning run. /vg/ finished the run having scored the most goals in the tournament, stopped from Golden Boot contention by their own relentless spreading of the wealth. ZERO SANITY was part of a five-way tie for top assister. /vg/ even had a goalkeeper at the end. It all felt almost too easy. Now /vg/ are in Winter, hoping to be like the legendary /lgbt/ of many years prior and successfully go for the double. And maybe even beat /v/ along the way.

The /vg/ League 19 happened. /twg/ won it. /akg/ didn't win it, but came in second. /gig/ and /pmmm/ played a third place match that /gig/ won. Both of those two teams get silver spots on a five-medal team.

We were the first team eliminated lol (but at least we weren't the worst)

We played a couple friendlies, one of them was a 4-0 loss to /v/ that wasn't pretty

We got jobbed in another Spring Babby Cup fire these script writers immediately

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Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by
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Summer Champions
2018 (1st title)
Succeeded by
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Babby Cups
Preceded by
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Autumn Champions
2022 (1st title)
Succeeded by
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