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|name= ROBOT9001
|name= ROBOT9001
|date= c. Winter 2011-2012
|date= c. Winter 2011-2012
|irl= {{Anonymous|Shuckle|!!QKW7kiLRIvE}}<br>
|irl={{Anonymous|Tejen|!!eYnsyTWICh0}} {{Anonymous|krenel|!!vJuJ7RZcUG}}
|color1= 480008
|color1= 480008
|color2= FFFFFF
|color2= FFFFFF
|ranking= 49 (<small>{{increase|7}}</small>)
|bgcolor= 480008
|high_ranking= 18
|txtcolor= FFFFFF
|high_date= October, 2012
|ranking= 51 <small>({{decrease|7}})</small>
|high_ranking= 9
|high_date= August, 2016/August, 2018
|low_ranking= 56
|low_ranking= 56
|low_date= November, 2014
|low_date= November, 2014
|scorer= Robot9001
|scorer= Elliot Rodger
|assister=  
|assister= {{greentext|tfw no gf}}
|captain= >tfwnogf
|captain=Elliot Rodger
|goals= 23
|goals= 73
|w=16
|assists= 36
|d=8
|w=53
|l=20
|d=25
|gf=66
|l=60
|ga=89
|gf=246
|ga=282
|win_home= r9k
|win_home= r9k
|win_away= cm
|win_away= soc
|win_score_home= 5
|win_score_home= 4
|win_score_away= 0
|win_score_away= 0
|win_date= 21 October, 2012
|win_date= 4 May, 2018
|lose_home= r9k
|lose_home= r9k
|lose_away= co
|lose_away= co
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|first_score_away= 1
|first_score_away= 1
|first_date= 12 February, 2012
|first_date= 12 February, 2012
|elite_cup_appearances= 1
|elite_cup_appearances= 11
|first_elite_appearance= [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|first_elite_appearance= [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|best_elite_result= {{tt|24th|originally 30th}}
|best_elite_result= 9th
|best_elite_cup= [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|best_elite_cup= [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|babby_cup_appearances= 8
|babby_cup_appearances= 19
|first_babby_appearance= [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|first_babby_appearance= [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_result= 2nd
|best_babby_result= 1st
|best_babby_cup= [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_cup= [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|hex= 480008
|hex= 480008
|color= Maroon
|color= Maroon
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=9ltkyqfMjCg
|anthem= youtu.be/CbqU7NKUnhg
|a_title= That feel when no girlfriend (Temporary)
|a_title=  On The Outside
|horn= picosong.com/9pqP/
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR-s4ReIxJo
|gh_title= Grand Finale - Forever Alone feat. Alex Theesfield
|gh_title= Pumped up Kicks
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1= soundcloud.com/brodee-mclaren/normies-get-off-my-board
|altanthem1_title= NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
|altgh1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ltkyqfMjCg
|altgh1_title= >tfw no gf
|altgh1_what= tfwnogf Goalhorn
|altgh2= soundcloud.com/imstillseani/wow-elliot-rodger-here
|altgh2_title= Hey, Elliot Rodger here
|altgh2_what= Elliot Rodger Goalhorn
|altgh3= mega.nz/file/OVh2yAYb#ypgQO35G9o0ajlxU2bVppCwzWbg2UHFhgV99whyXD08
|altgh3_title= WHY?
|altgh3_what= Elliot Rodger Hattrick
|altgh4 = youtu.be/qUcAp6CHprA
|altgh4_title = Puzzle
|altgh4_what = Misaki Goalhorn
 
|nickname= The Neckbears,<br>Arcanines,<br>Robots
|nickname= The Neckbears,<br>Arcanines,<br>Robots
|kithome=R9khome sbc2015.png
|kithome=R9khome_winter2019.png
}}
|kitaway=R9krobotkit-winter19.png
The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.
|kit3=R9kcheckeredkit.png
|kit4=R9kfourth-2016sc.png




==Tactics==
|home_ground=El Monumental Failure
Team colors:
}}
Maroon - (128,0,0)
The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to gooning.
White - (255,255,255)


'''You can join our discord [https://discord.gg/6yX78jF here]. '''


==2015 Summer Cup Friendlies Export==
[http://puu.sh/iMcvS/c48e334977.rar Export]


====Save Fixes====
*Weak Foot Usage/Accuracy to 2: Pepe
*Weak Foot Usage/Accuracy to 4: Innocent Pedo, Chad




==Roster==
''Last roster poll: [[/r9k/ Winter 2019 roster poll results]]''


===Roster===
{{sq start}}  
{{sq start}}  
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=White Knight}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=1 |pos=GK |ptype=1 |name=Neet}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=Beta as Fuck}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=2 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name=Greentext}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Poop Jug}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=3 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name=Piss Bottle}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=Forever Alone}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=4 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name=Chad Thundercock}}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos=CB |name=Wizard}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=5 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name=Forever Alone}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=Neckbeard}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=6 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name=Neckbeard}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=Spaghetti}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=7 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name=Hole-In-Backanon}}
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=AMF |name={{greentext|tfw no gf}} {{captain}}}}
{{sq player |bg=silver|no=8 |pos=AMF|ptype=1 |name=Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=RWF |name=Kissless Virgin}}
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=9 |pos=AMF|ptype=1 |name=Misaki}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=LWF |name=Sadfrog}}
{{sq player |bg=gold|no=10 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name={{greentext|tfw no gf}} }}  
{{sq gold player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=Elliot Rodger}}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=11 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name=Elliot Rodger {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=GK |name=Gentle Femdom}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |ptype=1 |name=Robot9001}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=GK |name=Yandere}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name=Chicken Tendies}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name=Innocent Pedo}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name=Britfeel}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=Misogynist}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name=Manlet}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=Normie}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{tt|Yakui The Maid|/drugfeel/ rep}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Stacy}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name=Beta Orbiter}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=Pee Pee Poo Poo}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name=Ideal GF}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=Prime Teen Pussy}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name=Good Boy Points}}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=DMF |name=Good Boy Points}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name=Devilish}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=DMF |name=Greentext}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name=Wizard}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=DMF |name=Chad}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name=Wagecuck}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=SS |name=Chicken Tendies}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |ptype=1 |name=Cum Tub}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


=== Goal Horns ===
==Cup Record==
When tfwnogf scores: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ltkyqfMjCg >tfw no gf]
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Event
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| W-D-L
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Rank
 
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2012 Spring Cup logo.png|25px]][[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|1-1-1
|10th - Group Stage
 
|-bgcolor="#C0C0C0"
|[[File:2012 Autumn Cup logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|6-0-1
|2nd
 
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2013 Winter Cup logo.png|25px]][[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|0-0-3
|24th - Group Stage
 
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2013 Spring Cup logo.png|25px]][[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|0-0-3
|23th  - Group Stage
 
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2013 Autumn Cup logo.png|25px]][[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|1-1-1
|19th  - Group Stage
 
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2014 Spring Cup logo.png|25px]][[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|1-2-1
|26th  - Group Stage
 
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png|25px]][[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|1-0-3
|34th  - Group Stage


When Spaghetti scores: [http://picosong.com/kkX4 Mom's Spaghetti]
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2015 Spring Cup Logo.png|25px]][[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|2-0-2
|21st  - Group Stage


On an /r9k/ win: [http://picosong.com/yP7v/ CRAWLIN']
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:ABC15 Design G.png|25px]][[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|3-1-1
|11th - Round of 16


===Formations===
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px]][[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|0-1-2
|26th - Group Stage


Will appear eventually.
|-bgcolor="#a57164"
|[[File:2016 Spring Cup Logo.png|25px]][[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|6-0-1
|3rd


==Rivalries==
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]][[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|2-1-1
|9th - Round of 16


<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"  
|[[File:WC17 Design A.png|25px]][[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
| [[file:Adv_logo.png|125px]]<br />
|0-2-1
|-
|29th - Group Stage
| '''[[/adv/|The Beta Bowl]]'''<br/>
U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...
|-
|  style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>1-0-2</b>
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"
| [[file:Fit_logo.png|150px]]<br />
|-
|'''[[/fit/|The Alpha-Beta Derby]]'''<br/>
Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.
|-  
|  style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>0-0-1</b>
|}
</div>


==Cup History==
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
===Early managerless era===
|[[File:2017 Spring Cup Logo.png|25px]][[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
[[File:R9khr.png|thumb|right|250px|In 2012, /r9k/ had the honor of facing the debuting {{greentext|gold defender}} in /hr/.]]
|1-1-1
Due to not having a manager, /r9k/'s players could not do much to prove that they are not as beta as the board they represent. Despite not having any momentum going into the [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]], The Robots managed to find their first win ever, and it was against [[/mlp/]]. Sadly, this was not enough to qualify for the Summer Cup. While trying to recover from this heartbreak, /r9k/ finished the Summer season with a 6-0 loss to /co/, the biggest defeat in the team's history.
|22nd - Group Stage


===A rise (of hatred from others) to the finals===
|-bgcolor="#FFD700"
In the [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], {{Anonymous|Tr4pD00r|!!Riz8Z+kuSO7}} took /r9k/ to new heights, but like many other events in the cup, it did not happen without controversy. The group stage saw /r9k/ get 9 points after beating some questionable competition: [[/u/]], a team copying [[/sp/]]'s Summer Cup tactics, [[/vg/]], a team that was using tactics given to them by /u/'s manager at the time, and [[/b/]], a team that was {{tt|rigged|Germanbro forgot about some details that needed to be fixed and did not realize it until it was time for /b/ to play.}}.
|[[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]][[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|6-0-1
|WINNERS


At the Round of 16, [[/cm/]] quickly crumbled against /r9k/ in a 5-0 loss where The Neckbears had a 4-0 lead at half time. Fans went from being simply shocked with /r9k/'s winning streak to hating the team after the Beta Bowl in the quarterfinals. Despite [[/adv/]]'s defense having three purple defenders, /r9k/ couldn't break through that weak defense and only had one shot on target. /adv/'s offense was not better and after over 120 minutes of dull football, and whiny commentary, it was time for penalty kicks. In the end, it came down to who could spill less spaghetti in their shots, and /r9k/ won 3-2 in the penalty shoot-out after /adv/ missed three shots. Numerous people have gone on to call this the worst match in cup history.
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:WC18_Design_F2.png|25px]][[2018 4chan Winter Cup]]
|0-1-2
|31st - Group Stage


Up next in the semifinals, [[/tv/]] was hoping for an easy win against a tired /r9k/ side, but Japanese Lettuce Hardcore and Sadfrog's doubles took /r9k/ to the finals. The viewers were upset at a cup favorite being eliminated by a hated team, but would get some pleasure out of the final. [[/wg/]]'s attack easily breached /r9k/'s tired defense as their fatigue finally caught up with them. A great run came to a pitiful end with a 5-1 loss.
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px]][[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|2-1-2
|13th - Round of 16


===Winter 2013: The losing streak gets rolling===
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
[[File:Tfwnopoints.png|thumb|right|250px|A miserable run summed up in one image.]]
|[[File:Summer18_E.png|25px]][[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
After a failed friendly rematch against /wg/, Tr4d00r surprisingly quit his job as /r9k/'s manager. He would go on to make an autistic confession about being {{tt|Lo/lit/a|A /lit/ manager who quit his job quickly to become the founder of /e/'s team.}} some time later, and so his return to /r9k/ management was (and still is) unlikely at best.
|2-1-0
|16th - Round of 16


{{Anonymous|Moose|!ct1wZnSHeM}} took over the team for the [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]], and proceeded to go missing for two of the three group stage matches. Despite this, /sp/ surprisingly struggled against them, but managed to win 2-1 against the Autumn Babby Cup finalists. In the following match, /cm/ got their revenge on /r9k/ with a 4-0 blowout win. Since /x/ had also lost to /sp/ on the same match day, /cm/ and /sp/ both had 6 points, thus sending /r9k/ back to a Babby Cup before the group stage was over.
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:WC19_Design_E.png|25px]][[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|1-1-1
|18th - Group Stage


Both relegated teams had a mediocre match where /x/ got a consolation win over an /r9k/ side that went from being a cup finalist to being a punching bag for everyone. After the Winter Cup was over, it was pointed out on a /vg/ thread that Moose was a /sp/artan and he would be accused of sabotaging the team. Not much came from this because he already wanted to quit after such a bad run in the Winter Cup.
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SBC19 Design B1.png|25px]][[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|2-0-2
|11th - Round of 16


===Another failed manager and Arab money===
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
{{Anonymous|>tfw|!!fjYpRE2R+u2}} became /r9k/'s manager for the Spring season. After losing 4-2 to [[/diy/]] in a game where /r9k/'s early 2-0 lead meant nothing, and becoming the first team to ever lose to [[/c/]], some wondered if /r9k/ would ever break the losing streak.  After [[/o/]] won 3-2 against /r9k/, a single fan finally lost patience with the team. He would go around on Skype ''offering money'' to 4chan Cup managers so that they would manage /r9k/, and would name himself {{Anonymous|Muzzy|!vceFUCKYOU}} on the /vg/ threads. This man would go on to explain that the money being paid would be a "microscopic portion" of inheritance money, and that despite not being from Saudi Arabia, he is, in fact, Arabic.
|[[File:Summer19_C.png|25px]][[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|2-0-2
|11th - Round of 16


No one took him up on the offer, and /r9k/ continued to lose until the group stage was over.
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:WC20 Design A.png|25px]][[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]
|0-0-3
|32nd - Group Stage


===Dual management for Autumn===
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
The team's manager for the 2013 Spring Babby Cup misteriously disappeared after [[Dragongate]], and because no one felt like challenging /r9k/, the team became inactive in the Summer. Eventually, {{Anonymous|/fit/zlsperger|!!PUUQhs84Yb3}} took over the team and changed his name to {{Anonymous|Ronery Robot|}} after a failed run in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]. {{Anonymous|El Negrito|!!0FiEhZGyS/D}} joined him to help out with tactical decisions, and at first, it seemed like success was in /r9k/'s future. In the Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, /r9k/ finally broke the losing streak and started a winning streak with wins against [[/g/]] and [[/3/]].
|[[File:SBC20_Design_A.png|25px]][[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|0-2-1
|26nd - Group Stage


This run of good form did not continue in the actual [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. On the first match for The Robots, /r9k/ could only get a 1-0 win over a managerless [[/cgl/]]. Next, [[/pol/]] continued their resurrection with a 4-2 win over /r9k/ where /pol/ scored three goals in under twenty minutes. The spaghetti would continue to flow in the match against [[/s4s/]]. At one point, /s4s/ was up 4-2, but /r9k/ came back to draw 4-4. This memorable comeback would only be turned into a heartbreaking end for /r9k/: /cgl/ won the match that followed against /pol/ 4-3 when the Seagulls only needed to win by one goal to take second place and crush /r9k/'s dreams. Upon the culmination of the group, {{Anonymous|Ronery Robot|}} officially announced his retirement, saddened at not being able to take The Robots to the Winter Cup, but nonetheless glad at helping turn around what was once the laughingstock of the 4chan Cup. This will leave {{Anonymous|El Negrito|}} in charge of /r9k/ for the future.
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:ABC20_Design_Fq.png|25px]][[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|2-0-1
|4th - Qualified


===Spring Babby Cup Preparations===
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
[[File:R9k_kits.png|thumb|right|250px|Players sport the new /r9k/ home and away kit, respectively. ]]
|[[File:ABC20_Design_F.png|25px]][[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
Upon the resignation of his co-manager, {{Anonymous|El Negrito|!!0FiEhZGyS/D}} signed a 6 (six) season deal to remain as manager of /r9k/ after outperforming expectations (aka not fall to fetus.) This coincided with the implementation of PES 2014, giving him the chance to recreate the team that he envisioned for the future. Being the tactical mastermind he is, his first order of business was to keep all players that were called up in the Autumn babbies and reuse the standard /r9k/ formation that brought them success. The team was embroiled in an early scandal after {{Anonymous|El Negrito|}} allowed the players access to the team credit card and a popular camwhore site. With no money on hand for required new kits, the owner was forced to infuse capital or else the team would play with old kits from San Lorenzo, a small team a few miles south. Ongoing restrictions were still in place since Arab-gate that did not allow the team a sponsor, but the manager finally scrounged up the funds to purchase basic kits for the team’s two winter friendlies against [[/hr/]] and [[/sp/]], a win and a draw respectively.
|0-0-3
|31st - Group Stage


=== Hope and Despair: 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
A successful set of friendlies before the 2014 Spring Babby Cup gave the team high hopes that {{Anonymous|El Negrito }} could lead them to victory. In fact, many fans placed /r9k/ on their lists as the team to succeed from the group and finally be able to escape the tight grip the Babby Cup has held on them for more than a year. The first two matches, against /gd/ and /g/, /r9k/ was able to scramble for  nil-nil draws to the disappointment and boredom of the fans, and even caused one manager to lose his cool at the press conference, insinuating that the team's tactics were broken and boring.
|[[File:WoC21 Design E.png|25px]][[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|2-0-2
|32th - Round of 32


The defense finally wavered and allowed a goal against /ic/ in the third match, the offensive side simply unable to connect with anything. This match also forced /r9k/ into a tough spot of hoping other matches would go their way, allowing the team to remain viable to escape. The final match saw /r9k/'s offense finally show power, winning against /3/ by 2-1, but other matches did not go their way, effectively dooming the team to another season of pain and feel threads in the Babby Cups
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:ABC21 Design C.png|25px]][[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|1-0-3
|33th - Group Stage


=== Tumbling Down and Down: 2014 Autumn Babby Cup ===
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
[[File:Outvsr9k.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Sadfrog celebrates his goal in /r9k/'s only win of this cup.]]
|[[File:SBC22_Design_D.png|25px]][[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
What should have been a quiet offseason for /r9k/ as they got ready for the next cup instead turned into a race to find replacements for seven players who suddenly retired, the most unexpected being the face of the team, {{tt|Robot9001|Moot killed the robot that filtered unoriginal content on /r9k/ and announced this on a sticky thread.}}. After giving a speech to his teammates that no one had ever heard before, the board instantly brought in new faces, most notable of which was new striker Elliot Rodger. The Chairman, hoping to finally end the closely approaching two-year drought of a major competition, also brought on board {{Anonymous|Shuckle|!!QKW7kiLRIvE}} as co-manager.
|2-2-1
|10th - Round of 16


There was an air of excitement within the Robots and the fans, sensing a Kodak moment approaching with new blood, new tactics, and new management. Landing in Group E of the Autumn Babby Cup, the team felt like they had a high chance of making it out of the group stage if they could grab at least one win against the first two teams it faced, /a/ and /ck/. Instead, what could go wrong had gone wrong, dropping the game against /a/ 4-2, and not faring any better against /ck/, collapsing an early lead to lose 2-1. Third time was the charm for the Robots, landing a 1-0 win against /out/, but the team was once again trapped in a deep hole in the bottom half of the five-team table. Unable to stall memories of previous cups, the team had no morale as they gave up against /n/ with a 0-2 loss and cementing themselves to a single win record, and eventually last place in the Group. As of the time of this writing, no one in management has gotten in contact with any players after management allowed Elliot Rodger the privacy to speak to the players in the locker room after the last match.
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:SC22_Design_G.png|25px]][[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|1-1-1
|18th - Group Stage


During the lead up to the next Babby Cup, it was discovered that {{Anonymous|El Negrito|!!0FiEhZGyS/D}} had a normalfag side job and didn't even need GBPs to get food. Upon finding out about the scandal, the players and fans pressured his co-manager to recommend his sacking to the Board, with screams of "Normie! Get out of my board!". This resulted in El Negrito resigning, and giving the reigns of the team to {{Anonymous|Shuckle|!!QKW7kiLRIvE}} for the upcoming 2015 Spring Babby Cup. Walking out of El Monumental, he confirmed his normalfag status by buying chicken tenders with his own money.
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:ABC22_Design_H.png|25px]][[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|0-0-3
|29th - Group Stage


=== REEEEEEEEEEEEE: 2015 Spring Babby Cup ===
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
In this Babby Cup, /r9k/ got drawn with none other than /fit/ in the group stage. For the first time, the betas could face the supposed alphas of 4chan.
|[[File:SBC23_Design_Dq.png|25px]][[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|3-0-2
|7th - Qualified


Before that, however, /x/ tried to spook /r9k/ and failed, losing 2-1 to the Robots. Kissless Virgin played his heart out for the team in this match, and kept doing so throughout /r9k/'s matches, scoring in every match /r9k/ played. His efforts were not enough against /fit/, who defeated /r9k/ 2-1.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800 Fans were not pleased with this loss.]
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:SBC23_Design_D.png|25px]][[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|0-1-2
|30th - Group Stage


Kissless Virgin and Sadfrog looked like a deadly duo once again as /r9k/ beat /out/ 2-1. Unlike the last Babby Cup where the Arcanines started with two losses and lost hope early, there was actually some faith in the team as the fourth group stage match was approaching. Unfortunately, the Robots spilled their spaghetti against /vp/, with Miror B scoring 5 (five) goals. Fans hadn't seen spaghetti being spilled like this since /r9k/ lost to /wg/ in the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup final.
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:ABC23_Design_Dq.png|25px]][[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|1-0-3
|9th - Playoffs
|}


Though his partners gave it everything they had, Elliot Rodger did not score in this Spring Babby Cup.
==Team History ==
:''For earlier history: [[/r9k/ History]]''
:'' Matchguide: [[/r9k/ Match History]]''


==Match History==
===2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup===


===Official Matches===
<br>
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#480008"| Date
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#480008"| Opponent
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#480008"| Competition
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#480008"| Result
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#480008"| Scorers
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 12, 2012
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Unknown</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 25, 2012
|May 6, 2023
| {{team away|adv}}
|{{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|align=center|[[File:SBC23_Design_D.png|25px]][[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-3 L
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Unknown</small>
|<small>{{goal|65||}} Elliot Rodger <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| March 23, 2012
|May 12, 2023
| {{team away|sci}}
|{{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|[[File:SBC23_Design_D.png|25px]][[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|90+2||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore</small>
|<small>{{goal|30||}} Misaki <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 24, 2012
|May 14, 2023
| {{team away|pol}}
|{{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|[[File:SBC23_Design_D.png|25px]][[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 L
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small></small>
|<small>{{goal|55||}} Elliot Rodger <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
 
| March 25, 2012
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|54||}} Kissless Virgin<br>{{goal|80||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 12, 2012
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 16, 2012
| {{team away|s}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|78||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 2, 2012
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|6-0 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 19, 2012
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|3-1 L
|<small>{{goal|78||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| September 2, 2012
| {{team away|hr}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|26||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 9, 2012
| {{team away|cgl}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2012
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>{{goal|31||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore<br>{{owngoal|37||}} Feito-chan<br>{{goal|86||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 19, 2012
| {{team away|b}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|6||67||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 20, 2012
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>{{goal|53||60||}} Robot9001<br>{{goal|81||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| October 21, 2012
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|5-0 W
|<small>{{goal|2||11||16||}} Robot9001<br>{{goal|25||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore<br>{{goal|77||}} Sadfrog</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 21, 2012
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-0 W
| 3-2 W on penalties
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 21, 2012
| {{team away|tv}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|4-2 W
|<small>{{goal|26||90+2||}} Sadfrog<br>{{goal|36||87||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 21, 2012
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-5 L
|<small>{{goal|25||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 8, 2012
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|80||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 9, 2013
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|82||}} Shores</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| February 15, 2013
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|0-4 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 17, 2013
| {{team away|x}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|87||}} {{greentext|tfw no gf|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| April 5, 2013
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-4 L
| <small>{{goal|1||7||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 13, 2013
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-4 L
| <small>{{goal|34||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| May 4, 2013
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small>{{goal|61||}} Robot9001<br>{{goal|84||}} {{greentext|tfw no gf|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 10, 2013
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-3 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 12, 2013
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|6||}} {{greentext|tfw no gf|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 28, 2013
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-1 W
| <small>{{goal|58||}} Kissless Virgin</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 5, 2013
| {{team away|3}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-3 W
| <small>{{goal|2|pen.|57||}} Robot9001<br>{{goal|90||}} Sadfrog</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 16, 2013
| {{team away|cgl}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>{{goal|38||}} Chad Thundercock</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 22, 2013
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|4-2 L
| <small>{{goal|6||}} {{greentext|tfw no gf}}<br>{{goal|21||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| November 24, 2013
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|4-4 D
| <small>{{goal|2||67||77||}} Robot9001<br>{{goal|30||}} Kissless Virgin</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 18, 2014
| {{team away|hr}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-0 W
| <small>{{goal|47||}} {{greentext|tfw no gf}}<br>{{goal|90+||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 26, 2014
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>{{goal|28||}} Robot9001<br>{{goal|44||}} Kissless Virgin </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 5, 2014
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-0 D
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 11, 2014
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-0 D
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 12, 2014
| {{team away|ic}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 18, 2014
| {{team away|3}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>{{goal|9||}} Sadfrog<br>{{goal|74||}} Kissless Virgin</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 30, 2014
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|27||}} Robot9001</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 1, 2014
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>{{goal|42||}} Sadfrog</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 18, 2014
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-4 L
|<small>{{goal|85||}} Sadfrog<br>{{goal|90+||}} Elliot Rodger</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 19, 2014
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|24||}} Sadfrog</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 25, 2014
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|44||}} Sadfrog</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 31, 2014
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 24, 2015
| {{team away|x}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|45+||}} Kissless Virgin<br>{{goal|73||}} Sadfrog</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 26, 2015
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|31||}} Kissless Virgin</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 8, 2015
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|26||}} Kissless Virgin<br>{{goal|66||}} Sadfrog</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 9, 2015
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-5 L
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Kissless Virgin<br>{{goal|43||}} {{greentext|tfw no gf}}</small>
|}
|}


===Unofficial Matches===
==Rivalries==
{| class="wikitable sortable" width=100%
|-style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#480008"
! Date
! Opponent
! Competition
! Result
! Scorers


{{mh match
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
|date= 2013-03-16
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"
|opp= m
| [[file:Adv_logo.png|125px]]<br />
|comp= [[Cup Finalists Cup]]
|-  
|score=3-1 ||wld=W
| '''[[/adv/|The Beta Bowl]]'''<br/>
|scorers=<small>{{goal|39||}} Sadfrog<br>{{goal|55||}} Normalfag<br>{{goal|60||}} Robot9001</small>
U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...
}}
|-
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>3-0-2</b>
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"
| [[file:Fit_logo.png|150px]]<br />
|-
|'''[[/fit/|The Alpha-Beta Derby]]'''<br/>
Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.
|-
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>1-0-1</b>
|}
</div>


{{mh match
==Honours==
|date= 2013-03-16
<gallery>
|opp=  3
File:2012_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #c0c0c0; font-size: 100%">'''Runner-up'''</span>
|comp= [[Cup Finalists Cup]]
File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #cd7f32; font-size: 100%">'''Third place'''</span>
|score=4-3 ||wld=L
File:ABC17_Design_A.png|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #FFA500; font-size: 100%">'''Champions'''</span>
|scorers=<small>{{goal|14||}} Robot9001<br>{{goal|17||44||}} Japanese Lettuce Hardcore</small>
</gallery>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2013-03-16
|opp=  sp
|comp= [[Cup Finalists Cup]]
|score=1-2 ||wld=L
|scorers=<small>{{goal|41||}} Robot9001</small>
}}


{{mh match
|date= 2014-09-13
|opp=  sp
|comp= [[Ved's 1.04 Test Cup]]
|score=2-1 ||wld=W
|scorers=<small>{{goal|41||}} {{greentext|tfw no gf}}<br>{{goal|80||}} Sadfrog</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2014-09-14
|opp=  hm
|comp= [[Ved's 1.04 Test Cup]]
|score=0-2 ||wld=W
|scorers=<small>{{goal|74||}} Spaghetti<br>{{goal|89||}} Sadfrog</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2014-09-14
|opp=  pol
|comp= [[Ved's 1.04 Test Cup]]
|score=2-1 ||wld=W
|scorers=<small>{{goal|27||71||}} {{greentext|tfw no gf}}</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2014-09-14
|opp=  y
|comp= [[Ved's 1.04 Test Cup]]
|score=2-3 ||wld=L
|scorers=<small>{{goal|78}}  {{greentext|tfw no gf}}<br>{{goal|82}}  Kissless Virgin</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2014-11-28
|opp=  diy
|comp= [[Thanksgiving Bowl]]
|score=1-0 ||wld=W
|scorers=<small>{{goal|4||}} Kissless Virgin</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2014-11-29
|opp=  u
|comp= [[Thanksgiving Bowl]]
|score=1-3 ||wld=L
|scorers=<small>{{goal|34||}} Sadfrog</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2015-01-17
|opp=  pol
|comp= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
|score=1-0 ||wld=W
|scorers=<small>{{goal|13||}} {{greentext|tfw no gf}}</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2015-01-23
|opp=  biz
|comp= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
|score=2-1 ||wld=L
|scorers=<small>{{goal|78||}} Elliot Rodger</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2015-07-7
|opp=  h
|comp= [[1.12 Memorial Cup]]
|score=2-1 ||wld=W
|scorers=<small>{{goal|35||}} Autoblow 2<br>{{goal|41||}} Wojak</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2015-07-8
|opp=  w
|comp= [[1.12 Memorial Cup]]
|score=0-1 ||wld=L
|scorers=<small></small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2015-07-10
|opp=  s4s
|comp= [[2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|score=0-1 ||wld=L
|scorers=<small></small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2015-07-18
|opp=  soc
|comp= [[2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|score=2-0 ||wld=W
|scorers=<small>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE {{goal|30||52||}}</small>
}}
{{mh match
|date= 2015-08-21
|opp=  cgl
|comp= [[Lark's Madness]]
|score=1-0 ||wld=L
|scorers=
}}
|}


==Team Records==
==Team Records==
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{| class="wikitable" width=25%
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Pic
!style="background:#480800;color:#ffffff"| Pic
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Player
!style="background:#480800;color:#ffffff"| Player
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Goals
!style="background:#480800;color:#ffffff"| Goals
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Elliot.jpg|x100px]]
| Elliot Rodger
| 79
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Tfwnogf.png|x100px]]
| {{greentext|tfw no gf}}
| 60
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Sadfrog.png|x100px]]
| Sadfrog
| 28
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Robot9000.png|x150px]]
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Robot9000.png|x100px]]
| Robot9001
| Robot9001
| 24
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Kisslessvirgin.png|x100px]]
| {{tt|Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin|His goals under the shorter name are counted here}}
| 23
| 23
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Jlc.png|x150px]]
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Misaki3.png|x100px]]
| Misaki
| 11
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Jlc.png|x100px]]
| Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
| Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
| 11
| 8
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:469.jpg|x100px]]
| Chad Thundercock
| 3
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Spaghetti.jpg|x100px]]
| Spaghetti
| 2
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Thatkid.png|x100px]]
| That Kid
| 2
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:ForeverAlone.png|x100px]]
| Forever Alone
| {{tt|2|A brace while being a defender}}
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|
| Greentext
| 2
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Sadfrog.png|x150px]]
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Shores.png|x100px]]
| Sadfrog
| {{tt|Shores|There used to be a duo on the roster: Beaches and Shores}}
| 11
| 1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Kisslessvirgin.png|x150px]]
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Misakidoor.jpg|x100px]]
| Kissless Virgin
| Fembot
| 9
| 1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Tfwnogf.png|x150px]]
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:1464544422073.jpg|x100px]]
| {{greentext|tfw no gf}}
| Eliza
| 6
| 1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:469.jpg|x150px]]
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Neckbeard.png|x100px]]
| Chad Thundercock
| Neckbeard
| 1
| 1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Elliot.jpg|x150px]]
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Devilish.jpg|x100px]]  
| Elliot Rodger
| Devilish
| 1
| 1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Shores.png|x150px]]
!style="align:center;background:#ffffff"|[[File:Hole in backanon.jpg|x100px]]  
| {{tt|Shores|There used to be a duo on the roster: Beaches and Shores}}
| Hole-in-backanon
| 1
| 1
|}
|}


===Most Goals In A Match===
===Most Goals In A Match===
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
{| class="wikitable" width=40%
|-
!style="background:#480800;color:#ffffff"| Player
!style="background:#480800;color:#ffffff"| Goals
!style="background:#480800;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#480800;color:#ffffff"| Competition
|-
| Elliot Rodger
| 4
| {{team away|c}}
|[[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|-
| Robot9001 || 3 || {{team away|cm}} || |[[File:2012_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
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| Robot9001 || 3|| {{team away|s4s}} || |[[File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
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| Sadfrog || 3 || {{team away|vr}} || |[[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
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| Elliot Rodger || 3 || {{team away|p}} || |[[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|-
| Elliot Rodger || 3 || {{team away|v}} || |[[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|-
| Elliot Rodger || 3 || {{team away|p}} || |[[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|-
| KissHugHandholdEyecontactLess Virgin || 3 || {{team away|ck}} || |[[File:WC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
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| Elliot Rodger || 3 || {{team away|gd}} || |[[File:WC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|-
| Elliot Rodger || 3 || {{team away|mu}} || |[[File:WC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
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| {{greentext|tfw no gf}} || 3 || {{team away|f}} || |[[File:Summer19_C.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|-
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Player
| {{greentext|tfw no gf}} || 3 || {{team away|jp}} || |[[File:SBC22_Design_D.png|25px]] [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Goals
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Opponent
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Competition
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Robot9001
| 3
| {{team away|cm}}
| [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| Robot9001
| 3
| {{team away|s4s}}
| [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
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===Top 5 Attendances===
===Top 5 Attendances===
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{| class="wikitable" width=40%
|-
|-
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Viewers
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Viewers
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Opponent
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#cccccc;color:#000000"| Competition
!style="background:#480008;color:#ffffff"| Competition
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 1410
| 1865
| {{team away|sp}}
| {{team away|a}}
| [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 1253
| 1768
| {{team away|x}}
| {{team away|x}}
| [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 908
| 1756
| {{team away|out}}
| {{team away|mlp}}
| [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 857
| 1491
| {{team away|ck}}
| {{team away|o}}
| [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| 832
| 1430
| {{team away|cm}}
| {{team away|g}}
| [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|}
|}


== Hall of Fame ==
== Trivia ==
===Class of 2014===
*{{team away|r9k}} is the only team that has won [[2017_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Group_A#.2Fvp.2F_v_.2Fr9k.2F|an official match]] without a single shot on target.
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*{{team away|r9k}} is the team with the most individual goal scorers in a single game, with Spaghetti, {{greentext|tfw no gf}}, Elliot Rodger, Fembot, and ROBOT9001 scoring a goal against {{team home|p}} during the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
File:Robot9001.png|Rest In Peace, Robot9001<br>2011-2014
*That same game, with a final result of {{team away|r9k}} 8-5 {{team home|p}} was, for more than 2 years the game with the highest amount of goals, with 13.
File:Mootbloxx.png|Gone, but not forgotten<br>Mootbloxx<br>2011-2014
*{{team away|r9k}} is the team with the most appearances in Babby cups, by appearing in 12 cups, skipping only the 2016 and 2018 editions of the Autumn Babby Cup.
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*{{team away|r9k}} and {{team away|ck}} have the record with the highest scoring draw, with a 6-6 game in the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
 
== Exports ==
 
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*[https://mega.nz/folder/VmwymawT#lPWPP4aoZ--yBTzBVkvlYA/file/wu4CTDrA Latest Aesthetics Export]
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*[https://mega.nz/file/DZZUDSyS#4Xm1RRGL11d-yAZfCJKQhjIGt_dLyCHdTewZ4DsA6bQ Latest Music Export]
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*[https://drive.google.com/open?id=13Fky-ZklyFLE7U3eBf3fILMkk7dpVrNP Some Older Exports]
 
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Latest revision as of 14:53, 4 February 2024

/r9k/
>tfw no gf ;_;
R9k logo.png
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Founded c. Winter 2011-2012
IRL manager Tejen !!eYnsyTWICh0 krenel !!vJuJ7RZcUG
Team colors
Chat color 480008
Maroon
Ranking 51 (decrease 7)
Highest rank 9 (August, 2016/August, 2018)
Lowest rank 56 (November, 2014)
Top scorer Elliot Rodger (73)
Top assister >tfw no gf (36)
Captain Elliot Rodger
Website /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Nickname The Neckbears,
Arcanines,
Robots
Home ground El Monumental Failure
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
53 25 60 138 38.41%
GF GA GD
246 282 -36
Biggest win
/r9k/ R9k icon.png 4–0 Soc icon.png /soc/
4 May, 2018
Biggest defeat
/r9k/ R9k icon.png 0–6 Co icon.png /co/
2 June 2012
First match
/r9k/ R9k icon.png 1–1 Soc icon.png /soc/
12 February, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup)
Best result 9th, 2016 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 19 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result 1st, 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem On The Outside
Victory Anthem NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
Goal horn Pumped up Kicks
tfwnogf Goalhorn >tfw no gf
Elliot Rodger Goalhorn Hey, Elliot Rodger here
Elliot Rodger Hattrick WHY?
Misaki Goalhorn Puzzle
Kits
Home kit R9khome winter2019.png
Away kit R9krobotkit-winter19.png
Third kit R9kcheckeredkit.png
Fourth kit R9kfourth-2016sc.png


The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to gooning.

You can join our discord here.



Roster

Last roster poll: /r9k/ Winter 2019 roster poll results

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Neet
2
  LB
Greentext
3
  CB
Piss Bottle
4
  CB
Chad Thundercock
5
  RB
Forever Alone
6
  DMF
Neckbeard
7
  CMF
Hole-In-Backanon
8
  AMF
Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin
9
  AMF
Misaki
10
  CF
>tfw no gf
11
  CF
Elliot Rodger Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Robot9001
13
  LB
Chicken Tendies
14
  CB
Britfeel
15
  CB
Manlet
23
  CB
Yakui The Maid
16
  RB
Beta Orbiter
17
  DMF
Ideal GF
21
  DMF
Good Boy Points
18
  CMF
Devilish
19
  CMF
Wizard
22
  CMF
Wagecuck
20
  SS
Cum Tub

Cup Record

Event W-D-L Rank
2012 Spring Cup logo.png2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1-1 10th - Group Stage
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 6-0-1 2nd
2013 Winter Cup logo.png2013 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 24th - Group Stage
2013 Spring Cup logo.png2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-0-3 23th - Group Stage
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1-1 19th - Group Stage
2014 Spring Cup logo.png2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2-1 26th - Group Stage
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0-3 34th - Group Stage
2015 Spring Cup Logo.png2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0-2 21st - Group Stage
ABC15 Design G.png2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-1-1 11th - Round of 16
WC16 Design A.png2016 4chan Winter Cup 0-1-2 26th - Group Stage
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6-0-1 3rd
Summer16 H ALT 2.png2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-1-1 9th - Round of 16
WC17 Design A.png2017 4chan Winter Cup 0-2-1 29th - Group Stage
2017 Spring Cup Logo.png2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1-1 22nd - Group Stage
ABC17 Design A.png2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 6-0-1 WINNERS
WC18 Design F2.png2018 4chan Winter Cup 0-1-2 31st - Group Stage
SBC18 Design G2.png2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-2 13th - Round of 16
Summer18 E.png2018 4chan Summer Cup 2-1-0 16th - Round of 16
WC19 Design E.png2019 4chan Winter Cup 1-1-1 18th - Group Stage
SBC19 Design B1.png2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0-2 11th - Round of 16
Summer19 C.png2019 4chan Summer Cup 2-0-2 11th - Round of 16
WC20 Design A.png2020 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 32nd - Group Stage
SBC20 Design A.png2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-2-1 26nd - Group Stage
ABC20 Design Fq.png2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-0-1 4th - Qualified
ABC20 Design F.png2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-0-3 31st - Group Stage
WoC21 Design E.png2021 4chan World Cup 2-0-2 32th - Round of 32
ABC21 Design C.png2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0-3 33th - Group Stage
SBC22 Design D.png2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-2-1 10th - Round of 16
SC22 Design G.png2022 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-1 18th - Group Stage
ABC22 Design H.png2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-0-3 29th - Group Stage
SBC23 Design Dq.png2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-0-2 7th - Qualified
SBC23 Design D.png2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-1-2 30th - Group Stage
ABC23 Design Dq.png2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-0-3 9th - Playoffs

Team History

For earlier history: /r9k/ History
Matchguide: /r9k/ Match History

2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup


Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
May 6, 2023 Vr icon.png /vr/ SBC23 Design D.png2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 65' Elliot Rodger
May 12, 2023 Lit icon.png /lit/ SBC23 Design D.png2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Goal 30' Misaki
May 14, 2023 C icon.png /c/ SBC23 Design D.png2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 55' Elliot Rodger

Rivalries

Adv logo.png
The Beta Bowl

U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...

3-0-2
Fit logo.png
The Alpha-Beta Derby

Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.

1-0-1

Honours


Team Records

All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.

Goalscorer Table

Pic Player Goals
Elliot.jpg Elliot Rodger 79
Tfwnogf.png >tfw no gf 60
Sadfrog.png Sadfrog 28
Robot9000.png Robot9001 24
Kisslessvirgin.png Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin 23
Misaki3.png Misaki 11
Jlc.png Japanese Lettuce Hardcore 8
469.jpg Chad Thundercock 3
Spaghetti.jpg Spaghetti 2
Thatkid.png That Kid 2
ForeverAlone.png Forever Alone 2
Greentext 2
Shores.png Shores 1
Misakidoor.jpg Fembot 1
1464544422073.jpg Eliza 1
Neckbeard.png Neckbeard 1
Devilish.jpg Devilish 1
Hole in backanon.jpg Hole-in-backanon 1

Most Goals In A Match

Player Goals Opponent Competition
Elliot Rodger 4 C icon.png /c/ 2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Robot9001 3 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2012 Autumn Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Robot9001 3 S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2013 Autumn Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Sadfrog 3 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Elliot Rodger 3 P icon.png /p/ 2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Elliot Rodger 3 V icon.png /v/ 2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Elliot Rodger 3 P icon.png /p/ Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup
KissHugHandholdEyecontactLess Virgin 3 Ck icon.png /ck/ WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup
Elliot Rodger 3 Gd icon.png /gd/ WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup
Elliot Rodger 3 Mu icon.png /mu/ WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup
>tfw no gf 3 F icon.png /f/ Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup
>tfw no gf 3 Jp icon.png /jp/ SBC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Top 5 Attendances

Viewers Opponent Competition
1865 A icon.png /a/ ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
1768 X icon.png /x/ ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
1756 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup
1491 O icon.png /o/ ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
1430 G icon.png /g/ WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup

Trivia

  • R9k icon.png /r9k/ is the only team that has won an official match without a single shot on target.
  • R9k icon.png /r9k/ is the team with the most individual goal scorers in a single game, with Spaghetti, >tfw no gf, Elliot Rodger, Fembot, and ROBOT9001 scoring a goal against /p/ P icon.png during the 2016 4chan Summer Cup
  • That same game, with a final result of R9k icon.png /r9k/ 8-5 /p/ P icon.png was, for more than 2 years the game with the highest amount of goals, with 13.
  • R9k icon.png /r9k/ is the team with the most appearances in Babby cups, by appearing in 12 cups, skipping only the 2016 and 2018 editions of the Autumn Babby Cup.
  • R9k icon.png /r9k/ and Ck icon.png /ck/ have the record with the highest scoring draw, with a 6-6 game in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup

Exports

Tactical Export Aesthetic Export Music Export Some Older Exports



Achievements
Babby Cups
Preceded by
2016 /jp/ Jp icon.png 		Autumn Champions
2017 (1st title) 		Succeeded by
2018 /pol/ Pol icon.png
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