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8)
- "Our team is equal parts apex predator and T-1000."
- — Half-Ass
- — Half-Ass
There's a general for Five Nights? Yes! There's a team? Yes again! Jump scares, paranoia, and The Joy Of Creation abound, /5N@F/ is a /vg/ league team that stormed onto the scene in the third edition of the /vg/ league and won their first cup on their first shot. Maintenance is key when dealing with animatronics, but Freddy and his Fazbearians are sure to give the competition THE KNOT.
Employees of Freddy Fazbear's
A detailed roster may be found at the Employee Staff List.
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Important Links
Team History
Previous team history can be found at /5N@F/ History.
/vg/ League 8
Unable to secure a new manager in time for /vg/ League 8, /5N@F/ was entered as an autopilot team instead. This time the group stage draw would place them in Group H alongside /rs07g/ and /vitagen/, two fellow long-standing teams, and /pg/, a newer team that had climbed out of the VGL8 Qualifiers.
/5N@F/'s first match would be against /rs07g/. The two teams were rather evenly-matched, neither breaking through until 41 minutes in, with Souldozer dozing his way into the Runescape 07 net. This small lead wouldn't last for long, however, as /rs07g/'s gz would sink a shot in at 73', equalizing the score. Neither team could find another goal before time expired, leaving the game a 1-1 draw.
/vitagen/ would be /5N@F/'s second opponent, and the match seemed promising for the team at first as /vitagen/ suffered a 1' yellow card on Cute Anime Girls, a silver medal player, and Mike Schmidt was able to put in an early goal at 27'. However, /vitagen/ would come back quickly as The Biggest Dub Ever answered 8 minutes later at 35', with a subsequent taking of the lead with a Vita Means Life goal at 58'. /5N@F/ would be unable to find an equalizer before the clock ran out, leaving the match a loss for /5N@F/, 1-2.
The final match for /5N@F/ would be against /pg/, and how the group had played out to that point had left them in a somewhat desperate and rocky situation. To advance, /5N@F/ would not only need to win this final game, but would need to do so by 2 goals in order to overcome /pg/'s GD advantage. A tactical blunder by The Knot and THE PHANTOM would result in GOROFAGS capitalizing and stealing away an early 12' goal for /pg/. Things seemed dire, but All Business was able to connect with a pass and head the ball into /pg/'s net at 31' to equalize. Mike Schmidt would follow up with another at 63' to make it 2-1, putting /5N@F/ in the lead but still needing one more goal to be able to advance to the knockouts. Unfortunately, despite their best efforts, the team was unable to find that third goal, leaving /5N@F/ walking away with a well-earned win against /pg/, but unable to continue to the Round of 16.
/5N@F/'s first attempt at being an autopilot was not as fruitless as their worst ever run in VGL6, despite their inability to advance and make the top 16. They would be able to maintain a presence on the /vg/ roster, albeit on the bench once more, and Mike Schmidt would be called upon once again to represent /5N@F/. Beyond that, the team would have to look towards the future once again, hoping that VGL9 would find them a new manager and new success.
Match History
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| December 5, 2014 |  /nepgen/
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 /vg/ League 3
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1-3 L | Birdie Breasts  8'
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| December 6, 2014 |  /drg/
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/vg/ League 3
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1-1 D | Mike Schmidt 4'
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| December 7, 2014 |  /dng/
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/vg/ League 3
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3-1 W | Mike Schmidt 7', 65', 90+'
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| December 13, 2014 |  /acg/
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/vg/ League 3
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1-0 W | All Business 34'
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| December 14, 2014 |  /igg/
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/vg/ League 3
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1-1 (6-5) W | All Business 8'
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| December 14, 2014 |  /twg/
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/vg/ League 3
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2-0 W | Mike Schmidt 45+' All Business 90+'
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| December 14, 2014 |  /wtg/
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/vg/ League 3
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3-2 W | All Business 5' Mike Schmidt 41', 58'
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| June 12, 2015 |  /d2g/
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/vg/ League 4
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2-1 W | All Business 56', 86'
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| June 14, 2015 |  /csgog/
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/vg/ League 4
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0-0 D | |
| June 20, 2015 |  /wotg/
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/vg/ League 4
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2-1 W | Pizza Chicken 7' All Business 43'
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| June 27, 2015 |  /xcg/
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/vg/ League 4
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2-2 L (3-4) | Mike Schmidt 54' Uh, Hello Hello? 63'
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| December 5, 2015 |  /mk8g/
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/vg/ League 5
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5-3 W | Dangle 8' All Business 16', 44', 49', 84'
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| December 11, 2015 | /wotg/
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/vg/ League 5
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1-3 L | Dangle 45+'
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| December 13, 2015 |  /lisg/
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/vg/ League 5
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1-1 D | Mike Schmidt 19'
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| December 19, 2015 |  /ffg/
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/vg/ League 5
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0-2 L | |
| June 3, 2016 | /ffg/
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/vg/ League 6
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0-1 L | |
| June 5, 2016 |  /rsg/
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/vg/ League 6
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1-1 D | Mike Schmidt 81'
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| June 11, 2016 |  /mhg/
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/vg/ League 6
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2-2 D | All Business 58' Mike Schmidt 86'
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| December 2, 2016 | /twg/
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/vg/ League 7
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2-2 D | Mike Schmidt 20' BAWN BAWN 64'
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| December 4, 2016 |  /hanny/
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/vg/ League 7
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3-3 D | I'm In Love With a Chicken 21' Mike Schmidt 38'All Business 43'
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| December 10, 2016 |  /aog/
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/vg/ League 7
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4-1 W | All Business 31' Mike Schmidt 35'FEEN  48'I'm In Love With a Chicken 64'
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| December 17, 2016 |  /rlg/
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/vg/ League 7
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8-3 W | Eggs Benedict 4' Mike Schmidt 13'BAWN BAWN 42', 50', 60'All Business 55', 77'I'm In Love With a Chicken 82'
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| December 18, 2016 | /twg/
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/vg/ League 7
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3-1 W | All Business 16', 22' Mike Schmidt 74'
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| December 18, 2016 |  /ddg/
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/vg/ League 7
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2-3 L | All Business 25' BAWN BAWN 55'
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| December 18, 2016 |  /hsg/
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/vg/ League 7
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1-2 L | Mike Schmidt 90+1'
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| June 10, 2017 |  /rs07g/
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/vg/ League 8
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1-1 D | Souldozer 41'
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| June 16, 2017 |  /vitagen/
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/vg/ League 8
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1-2 L | Mike Schmidt 27'
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| June 18, 2017 |  /pg/
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/vg/ League 8
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2-1 W | All Business 31' Mike Schmidt 63'
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| November 27th, 2021 |  /fgoalter/
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/vg/ League 17
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1-2 L | I'm In Love With a Chicken 24'
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| December 3rd, 2021 |  /きらら/
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/vg/ League 17
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3-1 W | William Afton 21' All Business 75', 85'
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| December 12th, 2021 |  /skg/
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/vg/ League 17
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4-2 W | I'm in Love with a Chicken 32' Comedy Relief Bunny 43'All Business 69'Mike Schmidt 88'
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| December 17th, 2021 | /drg/
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/vg/ League 17
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1-3 L | William Afton 62'
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| June 18th, 2022 |  /bag/
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/vg/ League 18
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3-2 W | All Business 27' Mike Schmidt 45+0', 52'
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| June 24th, 2022 |  /ink/
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/vg/ League 18
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0-1 L | |
| July 3rd, 2022 |  /revue/
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/vg/ League 18
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2-2 D | Mike Schmidt 14' Slick Willy 84'
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| July 9th, 2022 | /nepgen/
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/vg/ League 18
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1-2 L | Slick Willy 50'
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| November 26th, 2022 |  /mjg/
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/vg/ League 19
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2-3 L | All Business 43', 75'
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| December 2nd, 2022 |  /2hug/
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/vg/ League 19
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3-2 W | Slick Willy 13', 67' I'm in Love with a Chicken 61'
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| December 11th, 2022 |  /llsifg/
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/vg/ League 19
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1-1 D | Comedy Relief Bunny 10'
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| December 16th, 2022 |  /ddlc/
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/vg/ League 19
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0-3 L | |
| June 10th, 2023 |  /forza/
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/vg/ League X-2
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3-2 W | Slick Willy 55', 84' Mike Schmidt 78'
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| June 16th, 2023 |  /ss13g/
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/vg/ League X-2
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1-3 L | All Business 86'
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| June 25th, 2023 |  /alg/
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/vg/ League X-2
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Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| December 23, 2014 | /xcg/
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The Potato Bowl | 1-1 L (11-10) | Mike Schmidt 80'
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| June 7, 2015 |  /4ccg/
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/vg/ League 4 Friendlies | 3-0 W | Mike Schmidt 33', 63' Mango 86'
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| November 28, 2015 |  /utg/
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/vg/ League 5 Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
| June 21, 2016 |  /jojo/
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Rigging After Dark | 2-5 W | Mike Schmidt 4', 57' All Business 24', 48'Beamz the Bat 90+4'
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| June 30, 2016 | /utg/
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Rigging After Dark | 2-3 W | Mike Schmidt 35', 40', 49'
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| July 20, 2016 |  /dfg/
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DrDtroit Fakkin Boolsheet Series | 0-3 L | |
| December 12, 2017 |  /krg/
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Omegacup 2017 | 1-1 W (2-4) | Uh, Hello Hello? 56'
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| December 14, 2017 |  /s4s/
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Omegacup 2017 | 2-1 W | All Business 39' Mike Schmidt 76'
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| December 19, 2017 |  /mlp/
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Omegacup 2017 | 1-4 W | BAWN BAWN 32' All Business 81'Purple Guy 85'Mike Schmidt 90+5'
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| December 20, 2017 |  /s/
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Omegacup 2017 | 3-1 W | Mike Schmidt 6', 71' Ded Kids Ded Thread 90+1'
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| December 20, 2017 |  /cgl/
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Omegacup 2017 | 2-1 W | Uh, Hello Hello? 5' All Business 9'
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| December 20, 2017 |  /aceg/
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Omegacup 2017 | 1-0 W | All Business 9'
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| December 20, 2017 |  /co/
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Omegacup 2017 | 0-1 W | I'm In Love With A Chicken 83'
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| June 29, 2018 |  /garupan/
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2018 4CC Champions League | 2-1 W | BAWN BAWN 32', 108'
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| July 2, 2018 |  /r9k/
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2018 4CC Champions League | 1-0 L | |
| July 5, 2018 |  /vrg/
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2018 4CC Champions League | 1-4 W | All Business 25', 45+1' Mike Schmidt 43'VR Socks 82'
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| July 6, 2018 |  /n/
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2018 4CC Champions League | 3-2 W | All Business 11' I'm In Love With a Chicken 82'BAWN BAWN 90+4'
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| July 12, 2018 |  /lgbt/
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2018 4CC Champions League | 0-1 W | Mike Schmidt 24'
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| July 13, 2018 |  /e/
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2018 4CC Champions League | 4-3 W | Mike Schmidt 14' All Business 17', 82'BAWN BAWN 33'
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| July 13, 2018 |  /ghost/
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2018 4CC Champions League | 4-3 W | All Business 17', 60', 90+6' BAWN BAWN 49'
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| September 16, 2022 |  /mmg/
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/vg/ League 19 Friendlies | 1-4 L | Slick Willy 58'
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Rivalries
 /utg/ - The Cancer Derby |
Two of the most cancerous generals on /vg/ who have both a lot in common and little in common. They both rely on drawfags for new content most of the time, they both have secret circlejerks, they both waifu disgusting furries of either the robotic or monster (or both) type, they both like to discuss alternate universes and they both are not well-liked outside their own walls. They also both hate each other and actually care more or less about VGL divegrass for some reason, hence a rivalry is natural. So far the two teams have never faced in an official VGL match, but they've met twice in friendlies, with /utg/ beating /5N@F/ once in the VGL5 Friendlies 2-0 and /5N@F/ beating /utg/ in Rigging After Dark 3-2. |
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 /xcg/ - The Paranormb Owl (or The Benuldiesb Owl) |
One team's a bunch of ghost-infested robots dressed up in fur and plastic suits, the other team's a crack contingent of Squaddies and Rookies looking to best the extraterrestrial and paranormal. /5N@F/ and /xcg/ have met twice on the pitch, once in an invitational and once in the Ro16 of a /vg/ League, with the unusual circumstance of both times having ended in a draw and penalties determining the loser and winner. Both times have also seen /xcg/ grabbing victory and advancement. Will this spooky trend continue in the future? |
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Team Honors
- "There are TWO TYPES of VGL teams; those with Souldozer, and those who are FUCKING LOSERS."
- — Souldozer, the Dozer of Souls
- — Souldozer, the Dozer of Souls
| VG League 3 | VG League 4 | VG League 7 | VG League 17 |
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| Best Victory Anthem REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" Worst Game Scott Cawthon's "Five Nights At Freddy's" franchise Best Alternate Goalhorn Neku's "FNAF Remix (for All Business)" |
Best Overall Aesthetics /5N@F/ Best Alternate Goalhorn Jin Hashimoto's "STAND PROUD (for Mike Schmidt)" Best Non-4CC Manager QD !!ztCBdAQrY7S |
Match of the Tournament /5N@F/ - /ddg/ Biggest Spaghetti Moment Variable Scent Release kicking the ball to Grigori in /5N@F/-/ddg/ |
Best Player Model /5N@F/ Souldozer Best Overall Aesthetics /5N@F/
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/vg/ Representatives
A green background signifies a starting position on the /vg/ roster.
/vg/ League 3 |
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| Mike Schmidt | |
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/vg/ League 4 |
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| Mike Schmidt | |
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/vg/ League 5 |
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| Mike Schmidt | |
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/vg/ League 7 |
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| All Business | |
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/vg/ League 8 |
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| Mike Schmidt | |
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/vg/ League 17 |
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| All Business | |
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/vg/ League 18 |
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| Slick Willy | |
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Videos
Playlists of archived video footage of all /5N@F/ matches with mostly-intact audio are located in the following locations:
- All official matches in chronological order
- /vg/ League 3 only
- /vg/ League 4 only
- /vg/ League 5 only
- /vg/ League 6 only
- /vg/ League 7 only
- /vg/ League 8 only
- /vg/ League 17 only
- Misc. matches such as Rigging After Dark only
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| /vg/ League | ||
| Preceded by /vg/ League 2 /dng/
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/vg/ League Champions /vg/ League 3 (1st title) |
Succeeded by /vg/ League 4 /dng/
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