/essex/

/essex/
"Ah Yes, The Sex"
/essex/ - Eh? Sex?
Founded May 6th, 2018 Manager Shitcan Owner Shanghai Manjuu, Xiamen Yongshi IRL manager aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up Kiyose-san xynthesa Team colors Chat color 72e6f5 Azur Blue Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD! Website /essex/ - Eh? Sex? Nickname Eh? Sex?
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Graphite/Diamond Goal horn Hige Driver
Kits

Exports

Tic-tacs	Aesthetics	Moosic
Lol lmao	Oops all essex

Roster

Final Boss

No. Position Player 11   GK IT'S ALL ESSEX 69   CF AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD! 5   SS COPESEX 6   SS BIKESEX 88   AMF RETARDSEX 8   AMF SURFSEX 2   CMF UOOOOHSEX 7   CMF WIDESEX 9   CB SNEEDSEX 10   CB EHH? CUM? 11   CB DUMBSEX

Additional Roster

No. Position Player 12   DMF EssexFromAzurlane 13   DMF Wicked Sex 14   DMF Smartsex 15   DMF Coolsex 16   DMF KIMI RAIKOSEX 17   DMF SEXJAR 18   DMF EHNTERPRISE 19   CB SCHIZOSEX 20   CB CV9 Essex 21   CB Sex Detective 22   RMF Sex Merchant 23   LMF SUSSEX

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02022-08-30August 30, 2022	/sb/	Fakkin Boolsheet Underground	3-2 W	Bikesex  42' Dumbsex  72', 84'
02022-08-30August 30, 2022	/dangeru/	Fakkin Boolsheet Underground	7-3 W	Dumbsex  2', 90+4' Sneedsex  12', 44' CV9 Essex  35' Bikesex  74', 84'
02022-08-30August 30, 2022	/kp/	Fakkin Boolsheet Underground	1-4 L	Coolsex  86'
02022-12-09December 9, 2022	/100oj/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D	1-3 W	Dumbsex  13', 26', 50'
02022-12-11December 11, 2022	/M4/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D	4-2 W	Sneedsex  29', 39' Kimi Raikosex 45+1' Dumbsex  59'
02022-12-14December 14, 2022	/sk2/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D	3-3 D	Dumbsex  58', 76', 86'
02022-12-19December 19, 2022	/racestars/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas	2-1 W	Surfsex  42' Eh? Cum?  67'
02022-12-20December 20, 2022	/marisa/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas	1-3 W	Dumbsex  5', 60' Sneedsex  65'
02022-12-20December 20, 2022	/bushi/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas	0-4 W	Kimi Raikosex  29' Dumbsex  40', 73' UOOOOHSEX  60'
02022-12-19December 19, 2022	/🗿/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas	0-3 L