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|score=1-4 ||wld=L | |score=1-4 ||wld=L | ||
|scorers= <small>Coolsex {{goal|86|}}</small> | |scorers= <small>Coolsex {{goal|86|}}</small> | ||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-08-25 | |||
|opp= DHOTYA | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada''' | |||
|score=3-2 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|40||90+2}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|76}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-08-27 | |||
|opp= LAD | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada''' | |||
|score=3-2 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|56||80||85}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-09-02 | |||
|opp= Banter F.C. | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada''' | |||
|score=3-4 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|12||69}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|40}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-09-07 | |||
|opp= rabi | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Round of 32''' | |||
|score=6-3 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|4}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|15||35|pen.|54||79}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|42}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-09-09 | |||
|opp= p5 | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Round of 16''' | |||
|score=1-2 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|13}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|45}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2022-09-10 | |||
|opp= ytmnd | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans]]<br>'''Quarter Finals''' | |||
|score=7-5 ||wld=L | |||
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|19||90+3||95}}<br>UOOOOHSEX {{goal|67}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|105+0}}</small> | |||
|}} | |}} | ||
{{mh match | {{mh match | ||
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|date= 2022-12-19 | |date= 2022-12-19 | ||
|opp= racestars | |opp= racestars | ||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]] | |comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Round of 16''' | ||
|score=2-1 ||wld=W | |score=2-1 ||wld=W | ||
|scorers= <small>Surfsex {{goal|42|}}<br>Eh? Cum? {{goal|67|}}</small> | |scorers= <small>Surfsex {{goal|42|}}<br>Eh? Cum? {{goal|67|}}</small> | ||
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|date= 2022-12-20 | |date= 2022-12-20 | ||
|opp= marisa | |opp= marisa | ||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]] | |comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Quarter Finals''' | ||
|score=1-3 ||wld=W | |score=1-3 ||wld=W | ||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|5||60|}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|65|}}</small> | |scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|5||60|}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|65|}}</small> | ||
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|date= 2022-12-20 | |date= 2022-12-20 | ||
|opp= bushi | |opp= bushi | ||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]] | |comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Semi Finals''' | ||
|score=0-4 ||wld=W | |score=0-4 ||wld=W | ||
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|29|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|40||73|}}<br>UOOOOHSEX {{goal|60|}}</small> | |scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|29|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|40||73|}}<br>UOOOOHSEX {{goal|60|}}</small> | ||
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|date= 2022-12-19 | |date= 2022-12-19 | ||
|opp= 🗿 | |opp= 🗿 | ||
|comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]] | |comp = [[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas]]<br>'''Final''' | ||
|score=0-3 ||wld=L | |score=0-3 ||wld=L | ||
|scorers= | |scorers= | ||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-08-31 | |||
|opp= rancevii | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL''' | |||
|score=2-3 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Sneedsex {{goal|44|}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|72|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|85|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-06 | |||
|opp= arcsys | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL''' | |||
|score=4-4 ||wld=D | |||
|scorers= <small>Sneedsex {{goal|15}}<br>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|57||73}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|84}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-07 | |||
|opp= MRU | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL''' | |||
|score=5-2 ||wld=L | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|62}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|73|}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-12 | |||
|opp= kotFC | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Round of 32''' | |||
|score=3-3 (2-3 PKs) ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|12}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|67|}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|70}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-14 | |||
|opp= bomber | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Round of 16''' | |||
|score=2-5 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|22}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|33||42}}<br>Surfsex {{goal|73}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|83}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-15 | |||
|opp= Banter F.C. | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Quarter Finals''' | |||
|score=1-0 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|23}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-15 | |||
|opp= guac | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Semi Finals''' | |||
|score=1-2 ||wld=L | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|63}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-15 | |||
|opp= ytmnd | |||
|comp = [[/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights]]<br>'''Third Place Match''' | |||
|score=7-4 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|53}}<br>Aw Sweet! An Essex Thread {{goal|81}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|88||104}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|94||109}}<br>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|116}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-27 | |||
|opp= trinity | |||
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Round 1''' | |||
|score=0-2 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|18}}<br>Sneedsex {{goal|77}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-28 | |||
|opp= madness | |||
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Round 2''' | |||
|score=0-2 ||wld=L | |||
|scorers= <small>No Sex</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-09-29 | |||
|opp= sdm | |||
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Round 3''' | |||
|score=3-1 ||wld=L | |||
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|80}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-10-04 | |||
|opp= pg | |||
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Round 4''' | |||
|score=2-2 ||wld=D | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|40}}<br>Wickedsex {{goal|85}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-10-05 | |||
|opp= nightcore | |||
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Playoffs Round 1''' | |||
|score=2-1 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|39||83}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-10-05 | |||
|opp= NND | |||
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Playoffs Round 2''' | |||
|score=3-4 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Dumbsex {{goal|21||43}}<br>UOOOOHsex {{goal|21}}<br>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|84}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-10-06 | |||
|opp= madness | |||
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Quarter Finals''' | |||
|score=1-2 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|8}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|39}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-10-06 | |||
|opp= pg | |||
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Semi Finals''' | |||
|score=3-2 ||wld=W | |||
|scorers= <small>UOOOOHsex {{goal|39}}<br>Dumbsex {{goal|65}}<br>Ehh? Cum? {{goal|90+0}}</small> | |||
|}} | |||
{{mh match | |||
|date= 2024-10-06 | |||
|opp= 3ds | |||
|comp = [[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>'''Final''' | |||
|score=1-3 ||wld=L | |||
|scorers= <small>Kimi Raikosex {{goal|18}}</small> | |||
|}} | |}} | ||
|} | |} |
Revision as of 16:40, 5 November 2024
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Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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August 30, 2022 | ![]() |
Fakkin Boolsheet Underground | 3-2 W | Bikesex ![]() Dumbsex ![]() |
August 30, 2022 | ![]() |
Fakkin Boolsheet Underground | 7-3 W | Dumbsex ![]() Sneedsex ![]() CV9 Essex ![]() Bikesex ![]() |
August 30, 2022 | ![]() |
Fakkin Boolsheet Underground | 1-4 L | Coolsex ![]() |
August 25, 2022 | ![]() |
/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada |
3-2 W | Kimi Raikosex ![]() Dumbsex ![]() |
August 27, 2022 | ![]() |
/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada |
3-2 W | Dumbsex ![]() |
September 2, 2022 | ![]() |
/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada |
3-4 W | Dumbsex ![]() Kimi Raikosex ![]() |
September 7, 2022 | ![]() |
/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Round of 32 |
6-3 W | Ehh? Cum? ![]() Dumbsex ![]() Sneedsex ![]() |
September 9, 2022 | ![]() |
/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Round of 16 |
1-2 W | Kimi Raikosex ![]() Dumbsex ![]() |
September 10, 2022 | ![]() |
/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Quarter Finals |
7-5 L | Kimi Raikosex ![]() UOOOOHSEX ![]() Dumbsex ![]() |
December 9, 2022 | ![]() |
Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D |
1-3 W | Dumbsex ![]() |
December 11, 2022 | ![]() |
Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D |
4-2 W | Sneedsex ![]() Kimi Raikosex ![]() Dumbsex ![]() |
December 14, 2022 | ![]() |
Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D |
3-3 D | Dumbsex ![]() |
December 19, 2022 | ![]() |
Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Round of 16 |
2-1 W | Surfsex ![]() Eh? Cum? ![]() |
December 20, 2022 | ![]() |
Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Quarter Finals |
1-3 W | Dumbsex ![]() Sneedsex ![]() |
December 20, 2022 | ![]() |
Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Semi Finals |
0-4 W | Kimi Raikosex ![]() Dumbsex ![]() UOOOOHSEX ![]() |
December 19, 2022 | ![]() |
Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Final |
0-3 L | |
August 31, 2024 | ![]() |
/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL |
2-3 W | Sneedsex ![]() Kimi Raikosex ![]() Dumbsex ![]() |
September 6, 2024 | ![]() |
/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL |
4-4 D | Sneedsex ![]() Ehh? Cum? ![]() Dumbsex ![]() |
September 7, 2024 | ![]() |
/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL |
5-2 L | Dumbsex ![]() Sneedsex ![]() |
September 12, 2024 | ![]() |
/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Round of 32 |
3-3 (2-3 PKs) W | Ehh? Cum? ![]() Kimi Raikosex ![]() Dumbsex ![]() |
September 14, 2024 | ![]() |
/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Round of 16 |
2-5 W | Dumbsex ![]() Kimi Raikosex ![]() Surfsex ![]() Sneedsex ![]() |
September 15, 2024 | ![]() |
/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Quarter Finals |
1-0 W | Kimi Raikosex ![]() |
September 15, 2024 | ![]() |
/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Semi Finals |
1-2 L | Dumbsex ![]() |
September 15, 2024 | ![]() |
/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Third Place Match |
7-4 W | Ehh? Cum? ![]() Aw Sweet! An Essex Thread ![]() Dumbsex ![]() Sneedsex ![]() Kimi Raikosex ![]() |
September 27, 2024 | ![]() |
Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Round 1 |
0-2 W | Dumbsex ![]() Sneedsex ![]() |
September 28, 2024 | ![]() |
Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Round 2 |
0-2 L | No Sex |
September 29, 2024 | ![]() |
Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Round 3 |
3-1 L | Kimi Raikosex ![]() |
October 4, 2024 | ![]() |
Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Round 4 |
2-2 D | Dumbsex ![]() Wickedsex ![]() |
October 5, 2024 | ![]() |
Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Playoffs Round 1 |
2-1 W | Ehh? Cum? ![]() |
October 5, 2024 | ![]() |
Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Playoffs Round 2 |
3-4 W | Dumbsex ![]() UOOOOHsex ![]() Ehh? Cum? ![]() |
October 6, 2024 | ![]() |
Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Quarter Finals |
1-2 W | Kimi Raikosex ![]() Dumbsex ![]() |
October 6, 2024 | ![]() |
Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Semi Finals |
3-2 W | UOOOOHsex ![]() Dumbsex ![]() Ehh? Cum? ![]() |
October 6, 2024 | ![]() |
Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Final |
1-3 L | Kimi Raikosex ![]() |