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/aog/

Aperuit et clausit

/aog/ - Attorney Online General

Founded

2016

Owner

bepis

IRL manager

TheWorst !!imX5RWup/L6

Team colors

Chat color

E08941
[Presents Asspull Orange]

Ranking

20th

Highest rank

20th (June 20, 2016)

Lowest rank

20th (June 20, 2016)

Top scorer

WE ARE LAWYER (10)

Top assister

Asspulls (3+)

Captain

>Greg

Website

/aog/ - Attorney Online General

Nickname

The Fightin' Gregs

Historic performance

4	1	4			9				44.44%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
22	22	0

Biggest win
/vitagen/	3–5	/aog/
June 6, 2016

Biggest defeat
/aog/	1–4	/5N@F/
Dec 10, 2016

First match
/mggg/	1–3	/aog/
May 27, 2016

/vg/ League
Appearances	2 (First in /vg/ League 6)
Best result	17th, /vg/ League 6

Team music

Anthem	Gregoy Edgeworth - A Defense Attorney (Orchestral Arrangement)
Victory Anthem	Debeste Reasoning

Goal horn	See below.
Lead Horn (ahead in points)	Pursuit ~ Cornering Together - TAKE THAT
Comeback Horn (behind/tied in points)	Pursuit ~ Cornered (Variation) - OBJECTION
Hat Trick Horn (Any Player)	Troupe Gramarye
Blowout Horn (3 point lead)/Adachi Goalhorn	The Authentic Adachi Experience™.mp3

Kits

A new general and team born from the Attorney Online Vidya threads in /v/, /aog/ is based around the multiplayer game of Attorney Online deriving from the Ace Attorney franchise. In it, they hosted a server to create and play cases using improv to pretend to be virtual lawyers, judges, and witnesses; where you can play as Phoenix Wright to Miles Edgeworth to the Judge to Layton.

With Gregory Edgeworth being the pinnacle of incompetence and THEORIES, the Gregs are here in the /vg/ league to asspull the goals for the verdict and the truth.

Exports

VGL 8 Tactics: https://puu.sh/w2arP/684a24bc23

VGL 8 Aesthetics: https://puu.sh/w27yD/6dfc7adc24.zip

VGL 8 Music: https://puu.sh/w6k3F/56fd263b67.7z

VGL 7 Tactics: http://puu.sh/sjCdL/de076a776b (Save Fixed and set >Greg's face to default for blender use) VGL 7 Aesthetics: https://mega.nz/#F!H58THDxb!Sa5xXlRJbvFO6BYnHpa0QQ as AOG Aesthetic Export VGL 6 Aesthetics: https://www.dropbox.com/s/aa7dmqksjf9qqq6/aog%20aesthetics%20export.rar?dl=0 VGL 6 Tactics: https://www.dropbox.com/s/s5s270qid1h10xl/TEXPORT00000007?dl=0

Roster

[Presents Roster Page of /aog/] Updated!

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

*BLOCKS IT*

8

	CB

OPEN and SHUT

11

	CB

((case?))

33

	RB

*rips up evidence*

32

	LB

32 Non-Lethal Stab Wounds

88

	DMF

Do you think im imcompetent?

18

	DMF

I have a theory

13

	CMF

THAT CARD

5

	RWF

>Greg

39

	LWF

Asspulls

26

	CF

WE ARE LAWYER

No.

Position

Player

99

	GK

Gloves

60

	CB

QUALITY RIPS

6

	CB

"oh no"

14

	RB

A Server of Baguettes and Frog Legs

2

	LB

Great job, Payne

12

	DMF

TURKEY, A FAVORITE OF MINE

29

	DMF

THE WALL

0

	DMF

"omit"

15

	DMF

WE GIVE UP

69

	CMF

JUST A PRANK, BRO

33

	CMF

IT'S ME, AUSTIN

3

	SS

Adachi - The Egocentric Police Dick.mp3

(Pictured from top-left clockwise: *BLOCKS IT*, Open and Shut, *rips up evidence*, I have a theory, ((case?)), >Greg, WE ARE LAWYER, THAT CARD, Asspulls, Do you think im imcompetent?, and 32 Non-Lethal Stab Wounds.)

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02016-05-27May 27, 2016	/mggg/	/vg/ League 6 Qualifiers	1-3 W	WE ARE LAWYER 19', 58' Asspulls 64'
02016-05-28May 28, 2016	/fgog/	/vg/ League 6 Qualifiers	2-4 L	WE ARE LAWYER 49', 63'
02016-05-29May 29, 2016	/tf2g/	/vg/ League 6 Qualifiers	2-4 W	WE ARE LAWYER ??' Asspulls ??' >Greg ??', 90+2'
02016-06-04June 4, 2016	/@/	/vg/ League 6	1-0 L
02016-06-10June 10, 2016	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 6	3-5 W	WE ARE LAWYER 10', 19' Asspulls 38' THAT CARD 66' >Greg 75'
02016-05-12May 12, 2016	/twg/	/vg/ League 6	1-1 D	WE ARE LAWYER 45+3'
02016-12-02December 2, 2016	/hanny/	/vg/ League 7	4-2 W	WE ARE LAWYER 45+1' That Card 66' Asspulls 79' >Greg 87'
02016-12-04December 4, 2016	/twg/	/vg/ League 7	4-2 L	WE ARE LAWYER 21' Asspulls 53'
02016-12-10December 10, 2016	/5N@F/	/vg/ League 7	1-4 L	Asspulls 65'
02016-06-10June 10, 2016	/xcg/	/vg/ League 8	TBA
02016-06-16June 16, 2016	/lzg/	/vg/ League 8	TBA
02016-06-18June 18, 2016	/civ4xg/	/vg/ League 8	TBA

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02016-09-19September 19, 2016	/sora/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	3-1 W	Asspulls 17' WE ARE LAWYER 64', 84' Hitbox VoD at around the 3 hour mark.
02016-09-21September 21, 2016	/hanny/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	1-0 W	>Greg 38' Hitbox VoD
02016-09-21September 21, 2016	/csa/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	4-3 W	>Greg 15', 37', 45+0' Asspulls 24' Hitbox VoD
02016-09-21September 21, 2016	/ksg/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	6-3 W	>Greg 6', 37', 54', 88' THAT CARD 15', 45+4' Hitbox VoD The lawyers and asspull extraordinaires won Fakkin Booshit 2 Tourney with double Greg tricks! Celebration was met with a tribute to Franziska. F. Onto VGL7!

Rivalries

/drg/ - The Classroom Courtroom Derby	In addition to the fact that Danganronpa has similar gameplay to Ace Attorney, this rivalry comes from the fact that a handful of DR characters fill the server, having gained notoriety as being horribly made pieces of shit used exclusively for shitposting.
0-0-0

Played	GF	GA	GD
0	0	0	0

/pg/ - The Rise Derby	The presence of non-Ace-Attorney-related franchises on /aog/'s roster has always been hotly contested, and Persona is no exception. A more notable example is Tohru Adachi, who was added due to his affiliation with the law as a police officer and high quality P4 Arena Ultimax sprites, and whom has acquired a poor reputation. But no character in the history of the general has created as much of a divide as Rise Kujikawa. The sheer amount of salt and vitriol created over several months and a dozen polls thrown out due to rigging on both sides is unmatched by anyone else, and to this day many people still feel the pangs of agitated anuses.
0-0-0

Played	GF	GA	GD
0	0	0	0

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 {{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CB |name={{tt|OPEN and SHUT|Line said often mockingly by the prosecution to indicate how airtight their case is, sometimes before the trial has even begun}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt|((case?))|A Barnham player who comes into random cases in progress and asks if there's a case going on. ((((((case???)))))}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=CB |name={{tt|((case?))|A Barnham player who comes into random cases in progress and asks if there's a case going on. ((((((case???)))))}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=33 |pos=RB|name={{tt|*rips up evidence*|If you're Damon Gant, you're the murderer, and the defense has the decisive evidence, there's only one thing to do. *rips up evidence* not relevant, not admissible in court.}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=32 |pos=LB |name={{tt|32 Non-Lethal Stab Wounds|''I would think even a retard would realize they were being stabbed 32 times in the foot.''}}}}
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 {{sq player |no=99 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Gloves|A bench's retort to an opposition's cry of fingerprints. Sometimes fingerless, sometimes edible, but always stored in someone's ass ready to be pulled.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name={{tt|QUALITY RIPS|Shitty, blurry rips from the games that somehow get added as a playable character, often used to shitpost in cases with, like QualityQuill.}}}}
+{{sq player |no=60 |pos=CB |name={{tt|QUALITY RIPS|Shitty, blurry rips from the games that somehow get added as a playable character, often used to shitpost in cases with, like QualityQuill.}}}}
 {{sq player |no=6 |pos=CB |name={{tt|"oh no"|When Lupadim, the former server owner, fucked up, all he could say was 'oh no'.}}}}
 {{sq player |no=14 |pos=RB |name={{tt|A Server of Baguettes and Frog Legs|implying French Servers are ever good for hosting a server of Meme Attorney Online. May as well be made out of baguettes.}}}}
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 {{sq player |no=12 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|TURKEY, A FAVORITE OF MINE|An infamous testimony that lasted 51 lines that detailed every single detail of the witness's day. FUCK YOU CLOWN.}}}}
 {{sq player |no=29 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|THE WALL|When you're 12 contradictions in and the witness still isn't breaking down, you know you've encountered THE WALL}}}}
-{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|"omit"|Said something blatantly wrong and stupid that took the entire court an hour to figure out? just say omit. It'll delete all your mistakes as if it never happened..}}}}
+{{sq player |no=0 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|"omit"|Said something blatantly wrong and stupid that took the entire court an hour to figure out? just say omit. It'll delete all your mistakes as if it never happened..}}}}
 {{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|WE GIVE UP|Screencap of an Athena player valiantly and dramatically....surrendering immediately.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|JUST A PRANK, BRO|When all else fails, you can always declare that it was merely a jest, brother}}}}
+{{sq player |no=69 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|JUST A PRANK, BRO|When all else fails, you can always declare that it was merely a jest, brother}}}}
 {{sq player |no=33 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|IT'S ME, AUSTIN|There are some things you just don't do as a witness. One of those things is immediately say that you killed the guy right on the stand for your first testimony.WE GIVE UP|Screencap of an Athena player valiantly and dramatically....surrendering immediately.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=2 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Adachi - The Egocentric Police Dick.mp3|Adachi changed the music to Adachi - The Egocentric Police Dick.mp3 TIME FOR EVERYONE IN THE COURT TO GET SHOT.}}}}
+{{sq player |no=3 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Adachi - The Egocentric Police Dick.mp3|Adachi changed the music to Adachi - The Egocentric Police Dick.mp3 TIME FOR EVERYONE IN THE COURT TO GET SHOT.}}}}
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