/r9k/
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>tfw no gf ;_;
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/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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Founded
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c. Winter 2011-2012
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IRL manager
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Tejen !!eYnsyTWICh0 krenel !!vJuJ7RZcUG
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Team colors
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Chat color
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480008 Maroon
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Ranking
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51 ( 7)
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Highest rank
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9 (August, 2016/August, 2018)
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Lowest rank
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56 (November, 2014)
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Top scorer
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Elliot Rodger (73)
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Top assister
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>tfw no gf (36)
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Captain
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Elliot Rodger
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Website
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/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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Nickname
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The Neckbears, Arcanines, Robots
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Home ground
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El Monumental Failure
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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53
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25
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60
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138
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38.41%
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Team music
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Kits
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Home kit
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Away kit
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Third kit
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Fourth kit
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The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to gooning.
You can join our discord here.
Roster
Last roster poll: /r9k/ Winter 2019 roster poll results
No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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Neet
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2
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Greentext
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3
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Piss Bottle
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4
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Chad Thundercock
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5
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Forever Alone
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6
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Neckbeard
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7
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Hole-In-Backanon
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8
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin
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9
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Misaki
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10
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>tfw no gf
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11
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Elliot Rodger
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No.
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Position
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Player
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12
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Robot9001
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13
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Chicken Tendies
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14
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Britfeel
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15
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Manlet
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23
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Yakui The Maid
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16
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Beta Orbiter
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17
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Ideal GF
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21
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Good Boy Points
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18
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Devilish
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19
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Wizard
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22
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Wagecuck
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20
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Cum Tub
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Cup Record
Team History
- For earlier history: /r9k/ History
- Matchguide: /r9k/ Match History
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Rivalries
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The Beta Bowl
U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...
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3-0-2
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The Alpha-Beta Derby
Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.
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1-0-1
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Honours
Team Records
All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.
Goalscorer Table
Pic
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Player
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Goals
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Elliot Rodger
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73
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>tfw no gf
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58
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Sadfrog
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28
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Robot9001
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24
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin
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23
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Misaki
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9
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Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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8
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Chad Thundercock
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3
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Spaghetti
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2
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That Kid
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2
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Forever Alone
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2
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Greentext
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2
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Shores
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1
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Fembot
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1
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Eliza
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1
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Neckbeard
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1
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Devilish
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1
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Most Goals In A Match
Top 5 Attendances
Trivia
- /r9k/ is the only team that has won an official match without a single shot on target.
- /r9k/ is the team with the most individual goal scorers in a single game, with Spaghetti, >tfw no gf, Elliot Rodger, Fembot, and ROBOT9001 scoring a goal against /p/ during the 2016 4chan Summer Cup
- That same game, with a final result of /r9k/ 8-5 /p/ was, for more than 2 years the game with the highest amount of goals, with 13.
- /r9k/ is the team with the most appearances in Babby cups, by appearing in 12 cups, skipping only the 2016 and 2018 editions of the Autumn Babby Cup.
- /r9k/ and /ck/ have the record with the highest scoring draw, with a 6-6 game in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup
Exports
Tactical Export
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Aesthetic Export
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Music Export
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Some Older Exports
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