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Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, /vg/ has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and gay fucking shit. Sometimes all three at once.
The football team is proudly no different.
A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents, sometimes >we're good, and good enough to win a Cup. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time >we're as bad as the board >we claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.
Welcome to /vg/ F.C., the team representing the board of /vg/ - Video Game Generals. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.
Team Info
Team colors (the ones that aren't white) are:
Navy Blue (hex 000B60, RGB 0 11 96)
Old-School Purple (hex A200AB, RGB 162 0 171)
Implication Green (hex 789922, RGB 120 153 34)
See this page for the most recent exports.
Current Roster
Main article: /vg/ Roster
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/vg/ League
Since the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top three teams in the League. For a full list of /vg/ Leagues and champions, go here.
Match History
See /vg/ Past Match History for matches from previous years, as well as any voided matches not seen on this page. Also see /vg/ Statistics for extra statistical autism.
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| October 13, 2023 |  /b/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 5–3 W | Git Gud  2', 17', 74'DANTEEEEHHHHHH 40', 85'
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| October 14, 2023 |  /mlp/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3–2 W | Git Gud 21', 43' DANTEEEEHHHHHH 67'
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| October 15, 2023 |  /pol/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 2–0 W | Git Gud 69' Clown (as CMF) 88'
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| October 28, 2023 |  /vm/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage | 2–0 W | DANTEEEEHHHHHH 26' Git Gud 60'
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| November 3, 2023 |  /f/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage | 1–2 L | DANTEEEEHHHHHH 84'
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| November 5, 2023 |  /v/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage | 2–1 W | S U P R E M E 59', 90+0'
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| November 11, 2023 |  /biz/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16 | 2–3 L | Git Gud 24', 76'
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Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| January 10, 2022 |  /vp/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–2 L | I'm Going to Alice! 50'
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| February 1, 2022 |  /vt/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–3 L | I'm Going to Alice! 41'
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| February 11, 2022 |  /trash/
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Garbage Week | 12–0 W | fumika xD 8', 45+3' Nyagger 13', 33', 39', 43', 77', 82'Git Gud 17', 59', 90+2'[Your Team] DOESN'T COUNT 88'
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| February 15, 2022 |  /vr/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–2 L | [BIG SHOT] 76'
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| February 21, 2022 |  /vrpg/
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Weekly Divegrass | 4–1 W | fumika xD 8', 15' Git Gud 35'Nyagger 84'
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| March 14, 2022 | /vp/
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Weekly Divegrass | 2–0 W | Git Gud 18' Nyagger 68'
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| March 28, 2022 | /vrpg/
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Weekly Divegrass | 2–4 L | Git Gud 19' fumika xD 41'
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| April 4, 2022 | /vr/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–3 L | Git Gud 88'
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| April 18, 2022 | /vt/
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Weekly Divegrass | 2–1 W | Git Gud 34', 75'
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| May 9, 2022 | /v/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–2 W | Nyagger 51'
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| May 16, 2022 | /vm/
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Weekly Divegrass | 6–1 W | Git Gud 4', 23', 43' Finally, A Break 39'fumika xD 59', 79'
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| June 6, 2022 |  /vst/
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Weekly Divegrass | 6–1 W | Finally, A Break 14', 49', 67' Git Gud 27', 34', 90+3'
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| September 16, 2022 |  /w/
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2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2–2 W (2–1 PK) |
Git Gud 34' ZERO SANITY 59'
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| September 30, 2022 |  /d/
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2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2–1 W | Sisterfucker 4' Git Gud 56'
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| October 2, 2022 |  /ck/
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2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1–1 L (3–4 PK) |
Basement Bubba 17'
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| April 14, 2023 |  /h/
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2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3–2 W | wegh 38', 60', 86'
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| April 16, 2023 | /v/
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2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 0–4 L | |
| September 22, 2023 |  /vmg/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1–1 L (3-4 PK) |
wegh 32'
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| September 23, 2023 |  /a/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3–3 L (2-4 PK) |
wegh 18' Git Gud 26', 61'
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| September 24, 2023 | /vt/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3–3 L (3-4 PK) |
ZERO SANITY 10', 18' Fuck Jeannies 65'
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| October 2, 2023 | /vt/
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1–0 W | wegh 30'
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Overall Records
| Competition | Record (W-D-L) | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed | Goal Differential | Overall Finish |
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| 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1-3 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 4th |
| 2013 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0-3 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 23rd |
| 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0-2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 25th |
| 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1-2 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 28th |
| 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-0-3 | 12 | 5 | +7 | 6th |
| 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 5-0-2 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 3rd |
| 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-0-1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 21st |
| 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1-3 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 38th |
| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0-3 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 34th (tied) |
| 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1-2 | 15 | 14 | +1 | 10th in Qualifiers |
| 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-0-2 | 15 | 12 | +3 | 7th |
| 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 2-2-1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 8th |
| 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1-1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 19th |
| 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1-2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 27th |
| 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 6-0-2 | 18 | 9 | +9 | 3rd |
| 2018 4chan Summer Cup | 5-1-1 | 15 | 7 | +8 | 1st |
| 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 4-0-3 | 21 | 22 | -1 | 4th |
| 2019 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1-1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 15th |
| 2020 4chan Winter Cup | 3-3-1 | 11 | 8 | +3 | 2nd |
| 2020 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1-2 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 11th |
| 2021 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0-2 | 7 | 6 | +1 | 11th |
| 2021 4chan World Cup | 1-0-2 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 47th (tied) |
| 2022 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0-3 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 32nd |
| 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1-1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 18th |
| 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 7-0-0 | 24 | 15 | +9 | 1st |
| 2023 4chan Winter Cup | 0-1-2 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 29th |
| 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1-1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 20th |
| 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-0-0 | 10 | 5 | +5 | 1st |
| 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-0-2 | 7 | 6 | +1 | 11th |
| Cup Matches | 59-17-53 | 237 | 220 | +17 | >win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50% |
| Official Friendlies | 5-0-8 | 14 | 24 | -10 | >implying friendlies matter |
| Unofficial Matches | 24-5-41 | 152 | 159 | -7 | >implying invitationals matter |
| Total | 64-17-61 | 251 | 244 | +7 | Updated to last match, played on November 11, 2023 |
The Rivalry
 /v/ - Vidya Derby |
Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?
To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 5 official matches, with both of their wins coming in friendlies. However, /vg/'s lone win in the series came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. Most recently, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, /vg/ and /v/ played out a terrible 0–0 draw that nearly sent both teams to the Babby. Ultimately, /vg/ advanced and made the final. |
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| 26 May 2012 | /v/
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1–0 |  /vg/
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| Arino 39'
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| 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | ||||
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| 6 June 2014 | /v/
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2–0 | /vg/
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| Reggie Fils-Aimé 22', 76'
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Unknown |
| 2014 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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| 26 July 2014 | /v/
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1–4 | /vg/
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Group Stage |
Mr. Bones 3'
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38' Blaster ;) 77' Simon Viklund 82' Snowager 89' Git Gud
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Vidya Stadium Attendance: 1019 |
| 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 25 January 2015 | /vg/
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0–1 | /v/
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| 21' SANIC
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Unknown |
| Vidya Bowl (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 26 September 2015 | /v/
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4–1 | /vg/
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Group Stage |
Gabe Newell 21', 28' [spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] 52'SANIC 71'
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59' SEX KING
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/toy/ Stadium |
| 27 September 2015 | /vg/
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3–1 | /v/
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Group Stage |
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE 38' Git Gud 59'Blaster :( 90'
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15' Gabe Newell
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KONAMI Stadium |
| 27 September 2015 | /vg/
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2–5 | /v/
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3rd Place Match |
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE 86' Purple Heart 88'
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41' Hideo Kojima 45+', 62', 71' Gabe Newell 59' SANIC
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The Arcadium |
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| 11 March 2017 | /v/
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5–2 | /vg/
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| 17:40 Group Stage |
BUT FIRST 41', 67' (pen.) Christopher Robin 50', 53'SANIC 87'
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45+1' WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 65' Git Gud
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Final PEStination |
| 12 March 2017 | /vg/
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1–3 | /v/
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| 17:40 Group Stage |
Grigori 27'
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45+0' Todd Howard 76' BUT FIRST 79' SANIC
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Unlimited Blade Works |
| 12 March 2017 | /v/
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1–0 | /vg/
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| 21:40 Final |
BUT FIRST 59'
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KONAMI Stadium |
| 2017 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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| 30 July 2017 | /vg/
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1–1 | /v/
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| 18:00 |
Git Gud 68'
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12' BUT FIRST
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Dark Age of Divegrass Attendance: 1011 |
| 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 19 October 2018 | /v/
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1–2 | /vg/
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| Console Peasant 6'
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63', 74' New Thread
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Attendance: 87 |
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| 22 December 2019 | /vg/
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4–6 | /v/
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| 18:20 |
GOGETA DA 42' nigger lol 63', 86'Blanc 72'
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7', 25', 39' SANIC 34' Dante 61' Mystery of the Druids 74' Deepest Lore
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The Sand Casino Attendance: 96 |
| 2020 4chan Winter Cup | ||||
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| 26 January 2020 | /vg/
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0–0 | /v/
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| 19:40 |
Deep Divegrass Attendance: 857 |
| 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 11 September 2020 | /vg/
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1–2 | /v/
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| 20:00 |
Giant Man-Eating Jews 55'
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10' TLoU2 Edits 81' FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT
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AMOS Arena Attendance: 132 |
| 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 16 April 2023 | /vg/
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0–4 | /v/
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| 17:00 |
33' Bing Bing Wahoo 79', 90+2' Sanic 85' Loss.jpg
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Intercity Blimp Train |
| 5 November 2023 | /v/
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1–2 | /vg/
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| 19:40 |
Loss.jpg 19'
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59', 90+0' S U P R E M E
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Final PEStination Attendance: 548 |
Team History
Before Autumn began, /vg/ benefited from teams dying for the second time in six years. This time, it was /out/ failing to sign up, moving them into Pot 2 and (at least theoretically) increasing the odds of an easier group draw. Ultimately, the draw came in and /vg/ were set in 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H. On the schedule were /an/ coming down from the previous Elite, /wsg/ staying in Babby purgatory, and /mu/ from an ass-clenching Fetus promotion. Naturally, expectations were very high for a team with many personnel from possibly the greatest /vg/ run ever. So why not start it off with a banger against /mu/? MC Ride scored first for them, newly-minted silver Basement Bubba replied ten minutes later, and after /mu/ took the lead thanks to John Lennon beating his wife before the break, three goals in ten minutes (Sisterfucker and ZERO SANITY for /vg/, John Lennon again for /mu/) set the stage for Git Gud to win it 4–3 at the very end. The next match, against /an/, saw /vg/ stay on cruise control, with three goals in the first half, one a piece for each of /vg/'s forwards, and a second half of prevent defense with Ephraim making sure it wouldn't actually prevent winning. A 4–2 victory and a draw by /mu/ guaranteed /vg/ advancement early, but that wasn't to be any excuse for not showing up against /wsg/. Like their first match, /vg/ traded blows with /wsg/ (ZERO SANITY an Git Gud for /vg/, Gondola twice for /wsg/) and ultimately won at the very end (Basement Bubba). /vg/'s 3–2 win gave them nine points, more goals than any other team in the group stage, and a lot of backing for the high expectations heading into the knockout stage.
Once /vg/ arrived to the knockout stage, their first opponent was none other than... /t/. Yeah, those bastards. They'd come back from the dead and even temporarily avoided being embarrassingly bad at divegrass, winning two matches in a row to secure a surprise advancement from their group. They even took the fight to /vg/, scoring the first goal at the tenth minute. Forty more minutes went by with nothing from /vg/, until Git Gud came in clutch at the 52nd. Not much action followed, ending the match at 1–1 and setting up a penalty shootout that easily could have ended a promising run before it really began. Neither of the two actual goalscorers made their penalty shots, but luckily for /vg/, neither could most of /t/'s other medals. /vg/ through to the quarterfinals, /x/ await. What followed was one of the most insane matches of simulated divegrass ever played. /x/ scored the very first goal within three minutes. The next goal was an own goal, a horrific mistake on a header by an /x/ defender to get /vg/ to the half tied at one. ZERO SANITY gave /vg/ the lead not long after the break, only for /x/ to get even not long after, only for Sisterfucker to then put /vg/ back up six minutes after. /x/ scored ANOTHER equalizer before the 80th minute, then seemingly put it away with their own stoppage time winner. Except, they gave /vg/ too much time. A perfect longball on the last kickoff of the match left Sisterfucker with nothing to do but send it to extra time, leaving anyone watching in total disbelief. Ephraim traded goals with a literal fucking skeleton in the first half of extra time and ZERO SANITY scored late in the second half of extra time to finally put a 6–5 win to bed. The semifinal matchup against /tg/ was a cakewalk by comparison. Git Gud scored twice in the first half, Sisterfucker scored once in the first half, /tg/ made their stats look nice with two goals in the final ten minutes. 3–2 victory for /vg/ and their first final appearance since Summer 2018.
/vg/'s opponent in the final was none other than one of their brothers, /vr/. They, along with /vg/ and all the other vidya boards playing in Autumn, had promoted from their group as if blessed by /v/'s championship. /vr/ now had a chance to finish off an undefeated run of their own, one that would have represented a major success after nine whole years of nearly nothing but constant pain. And by the end of the first half of the final, all /vr/ could think about was how much they wanted to go home. Kanami managed to score a goal against them, somehow! ZERO SANITY scored the second of a half in which /vr/ never even took a shot, Git Gud dropped the final insult, and /vg/'s second final was just as anti-climatic as its first. A resounding 3–0 victory, concluding a perfect cup-winning run. /vg/ finished the run having scored the most goals in the tournament, stopped from Golden Boot contention by their own relentless spreading of the wealth. ZERO SANITY was part of a five-way tie for top assister. /vg/ even had a goalkeeper at the end. It all felt almost too easy. Now /vg/ are in Winter, hoping to be like the legendary /lgbt/ of many years prior and successfully go for the double. And maybe even beat /v/ along the way.
The /vg/ League 19 happened. /twg/ won it. /akg/ didn't win it, but came in second. /gig/ and /pmmm/ played a third place match that /gig/ won. Both of those two teams get silver spots on a five-medal team.
We were the first team eliminated lol (but at least we weren't the worst)
We played a couple friendlies, one of them was a 4-0 loss to /v/ that wasn't pretty
We got jobbed in another Spring Babby Cup fire these script writers immediately
Honors
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
4th Place
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
Worst Manager
At least you tried
2014 4chan Summer Cup:
3rd Place
Most Improved
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
Worst Manager
2017 4chan Summer Cup:
Best Kits
Biggest Upset
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
3rd Place
2018 4chan Summer Cup:
1st Place
Golden Boot
Team of the Tournament
Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament
Most Improved
Best Manager(s)
Best Music
Best Model
Best Player Comeback
Best New Player
2019 4chan Winter Cup:
4th Place
Golden Glove
Match of the Tournament
Best Music
Best Althorn
Biggest Spaghetti Moment
Best Player Comeback
2019 4chan Summer Cup:
Best Althorn
2020 4chan Winter Cup:
2nd Place
Golden Glove
Biggest Upset
2021 4chan Winter Cup:
Best Chant
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
1st Place
Top Assister
Team of the tournament
Most exciting team
Best goalhorn
Match of the tournament
Goal of the tournament
Team Art
/vg/'s Autumn 2015 starting lineup.
Unity-chan's Golden Boot award from /vg/'s winning Summer 2018 team
/vg/ Team Captain Git Gud
Summer 2018's Goalkeeper Jannu
Summer 2018's Prince and Emperor
Summer 2018's I Love Junko and I Want To Fuck The Goat
/vg/ celebrating their first ever cup win
/vg/ on the way to Winter 2019
Winter 2019's GOGETA DA and Sop Dog Fusion
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| Elite Cups | ||
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Summer Champions 2018 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2019 /cm/ 
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| Babby Cups | ||
| Preceded by 2021 /u/ 
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Autumn Champions 2022 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2023 /sci/ 
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