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/vg/
Laboris gloria Ludi
Vg logo.png
/vg/ - Video Game Generals
Founded May 2012
Manager King of All Cosmos
IRL manager tech !!rb+zz19X9Cq
Windy !!Y6Z4ACYKiEb
Resolink !!q9PyzmIBtiU
Team colors
Extra team colors
Chat color 000B60
Navy Blue
Ranking 1st (increase 1)
Highest rank 1st (August 2014 & 2018, March 2019)
Lowest rank 54th (August 2016)
Top scorer Git Gud (33)
Top assister Git Gud (27)
Captain Git Gud
Website /vg/ - Video Game Generals
Nickname The Generals
Home ground Planeptune Stadium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
40 9 44 93 43.01%
GF GA GD
162 168 -6
Biggest win
/vg/ Vg icon.png 7–1 Y icon.png /y/
April 17, 2016
Biggest defeat
/vg/ Vg icon.png 0–4 I icon.png /i/
April 17, 2016
First match
/v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
May 26, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 7 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup)
Best result 1st, 2018 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 10 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 3rd, 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Into Free -Dangan-
Dragon's Dogma
Victory Anthem Baba Yetu
Civilization IV

Goal horn Funky Dealer
Jet Set Radio Future
Goal horn vs. /h/ Rebirth the Edge
Sengoku Rance
Gogeta Da Goal horn GOOOOGGGEEETTAAA
Dragon Ball Super: Broly Soundtrack
Kits
Home kit Vghome-2017sc.png
Away kit Vgaway-2017sc.png


Welcome to /vg/ F.C., the team representing the board of /vg/ - Video Game Generals. Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, the board has dutifully carried on the time-honored tradition of vidya boards talking about everything except vidya, and /vg/'s team is no different.

Except, of course, that /vg/ isn't actually vidya. It's gachashit weebshit gay fucking shit all of the above, and if you add up the fact that >we're all generals, it's barely even a fucking board. And we're all terrible at this game, goddamn.

A veteran of the 4chan Cup, /vg/'s history is as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents, and for the most part no one is sure how the team is where it is, at any given point in time. Sometimes >we're good, and good enough to win a Cup. Most of the time the team is as bad as the board it claims to represent, probably because everyone's too busy shitposting and bickering to realize they're there to play football.

Either way it ends up going -- welcome to /vg/, enjoy your stay, enjoy the ride, have >fun, and god you suck at this game holy fucking shit dude kill yourself.

Team Info

Team colors (the ones that aren't white) are:
Navy Blue (hex 000B60, RGB 0 11 96)
Old-School Purple (hex A200AB, RGB 162 0 171)
Implication Green (hex 789922, RGB 120 153 34)

See this page for the most recent exports.

Current Roster

Main article: /vg/ Roster

No. Position Player
11
  GK
Sleepo Beepo
6
  LB
HOPE
19
  CB
UNITY. PRECISION. PERFECTION.
12
  CB
High Impact Sexual Violence
7
  RB
Douzo, lad
98
  DMF
>99% Chance to Hit
8
  CMF
Brown Bricks
99
  CMF
Git Gud Captain
9
  SS
Somehow I'M The Bad Guy
13
  SS
APEX
10
  CF
GOGETA DA Vice-captain
No. Position Player
14
  LB
pottis
21
  CB
Wooby
1
  CB
Eroha
3
  CB
Jannu
84
  CB
Doctor Jewgle
4
  RB
Chi-Pa-Pa!
2
  DMF
Wilhelm II
16
  DMF
He He He
67
  DMF
30 Yr Old VR Boomer
5
  DMF
Connection Lost
15
  CMF
The Cutest Witch!
88
  CMF
W I D E

/vg/ League

Since the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent silver (currently Git Gud), while the gold, other silver, and both bronzes are determined by the top four teams in the League. So far, eleven incarnations of the /vg/ League have been completed.

Full Results Winner 2nd Place 3rd Place
/vg/ League 1 Dsg icon.png /dsg/ Acg icon.png /acg/ Fgg icon.png /fgg/
/vg/ League 2 Dng icon.png /dng/ Pdg icon.png /pdg/ Npg icon.png /npg/
/vg/ League 3 5N@F icon.png /5N@F/ Wtg icon.png /wtg/ Twg icon.png /twg/
/vg/ League 4 Dng icon.png /dng/ Hsg icon.png /hsg/ Rsg icon.png /rsg/
/vg/ League 5 Ffg icon.png /ffg/ Ksg icon.png /ksg/ Kspg icon.png /kspg/
/vg/ League 6 Twg icon.png /twg/ Xcg icon.png /xcg/ Rsg icon.png /rsg/
/vg/ League 7 Ddg icon.png /ddg/ Xcg icon.png /xcg/ Hsg icon.png /hsg/
/vg/ League 8 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ Lzg icon.png /lzg/ Gsg icon.png /gsg/
/vg/ League 9 Aog icon.png /aog/ Gsg icon.png /gsg/ Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/
/vg/ League X Vrg icon.png /vrg/ Fgg icon.png /fgg/ Drg icon.png /drg/
/vg/ League 11 Dbg icon.png /dbg/ Fgog icon.png /fgog/ Civ4xg icon.png /civ4xg/
/vg/ League 12 TBD icon.png TBD TBD icon.png TBD TBD icon.png TBD

Match History

See /vg/ Past Match History for matches from previous years, as well as any voided matches not seen on this page. Also see /vg/ Statistics for extra statistical autism.

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 15, 2019 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage 2–1 W GOGETA DA Goal 36', Somehow I'M the Bad Guy Goal 42'
February 17, 2019 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage 5–1 W GOGETA DA Goal 34'49'87', Git Gud Goal 37'90+1'
February 23, 2019 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage 0–3 L
March 2, 2019 His icon.png /his/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 2–1 W Somehow I'M the Bad Guy Goal 17'50'
March 3, 2019 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals 6–6 W
(5-3 PK)
GOGETA DA Goal 8'15'90', Derpy Hooves Scored 33', Git Gud Goal 94'100'
March 3, 2019 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals 3–6 L GOGETA DA Goal 21'57', APEX Goal 50'
March 3, 2019 S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match 3–4 L GOGETA DA Goal 24'79', APEX Goal 74'

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 10, 2019 Pol icon.png /pol/ Stupor Cup 6 4–5 L Doctor Jewgle Goal 24'78', Somehow I'M the Bad Guy Goal 43', Chinese Ninja Warrior Goal 49'

Overall Records

Competition Record (W-D-L) Goals Scored Goals Allowed Goal Differential Overall Finish
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1-3 12 15 -3 4th
2013 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 4 7 -3 23rd
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-0-2 1 5 -4 25th
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 5 8 -3 28th
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-0-3 12 5 +7 6th
2014 4chan Summer Cup 5-0-2 9 4 +5 3rd
2015 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-1 2 4 -2 21st
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-1-3 3 9 -6 38th
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0-3 5 11 -6 34th (tied)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-2 15 14 +1 10th in Qualifiers
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-0-2 15 12 +3 7th
2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-2-1 6 5 +1 8th
2017 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 19th
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 1 3 -2 27th
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6-0-2 18 9 +9 3rd
2018 4chan Summer Cup 5-1-1 15 7 +8 1st
2019 4chan Winter Cup 4-0-3 21 22 -1 4th
2019 4chan Summer Cup the pulitzer poll tech hand it over
Cup Matches 35-9-36 148 144 +4 >win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%
Official Friendlies 5-0-8 14 24 -10 >implying friendlies matter
Unofficial Matches 17-3-23 100 100 0 >implying invitationals matter
Total 40-9-44 162 168 -6 Updated to last match(es), played on March 3, 2019

The Rivalry

V logo.png
/v/ - Vidya Derby
Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?

To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 3 matches, with both of their wins coming in friendlies. However, /vg/'s lone win in the series came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/, so the rivalry is sure to be heated from now on. An unofficial friendly match was played between the two before the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, with /v/ winning 1–0, and both teams have met three times in each of the two Vidya Bowls. The third official Vidya Bowl came in the 2017 4chan Summer Cup group stage, three years to the last. /v/ got another early lead, but unfortunately /vg/ could not turn same magic they did long ago and only got an equalizer, which ended up being the difference between relegation and advancement. Of course, both teams went and completely shat the bed following their relegation. One of them is now C H A M P, and it isn't the big brother. Regardless, any future meetings WILL be >fun.

1-1-2
  2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
26 May 2012 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Arino Goal 39' Unknown

  2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
6 June 2014 /v/ V icon.png 2–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Reggie Fils-Aimé Goal 22'76' Unknown

  2014 4chan Summer Cup  
26 July 2014 /v/ V icon.png 1–4 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage
Mr. Bones Goal 3' Goal 38' Blaster ;)
Goal 77' Simon Viklund
Goal 82' Snowager
Goal 89' Git Gud
Vidya Stadium
Attendance: 1019

  2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
25 January 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–1 V icon.png /v/

Goal 21' SANIC Unknown

  Vidya Bowl (Unofficial)  
26 September 2015 /v/ V icon.png 4–1 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage
Gabe Newell Goal 21'28'
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] Goal 52'
SANIC Goal 71'
Goal 59' SEX KING /toy/ Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 3–1 V icon.png /v/

Group Stage
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 38'
Git Gud Goal 59'
Blaster :( Goal 90'
Goal 15' Gabe Newell KONAMI Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 2–5 V icon.png /v/

3rd Place Match
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 86'
Purple Heart Goal 88'
Goal 41' Hideo Kojima
Goal 45+'62'71' Gabe Newell
Goal 59' SANIC
The Arcadium

  Vidya Bowl II (Unofficial)  
11 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 5–2 Vg icon.png /vg/
17:40

Group Stage
BUT FIRST Goal 41'67' (pen.)
Christopher Robin Goal 50'53'
SANIC Goal 87'
Goal 45+1' WIIIIIIIIIINDS!
Goal 65' Git Gud
Final PEStination

12 March 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–3 V icon.png /v/
17:40

Group Stage
Grigori Goal 27' Goal 45+0' Todd Howard
Goal 76' BUT FIRST
Goal 79' SANIC
Unlimited Blade Works

12 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
21:40

Final
BUT FIRST Goal 59' KONAMI Stadium

  2017 4chan Summer Cup  
30 July 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–1 V icon.png /v/
18:00

Git Gud Goal 68' Goal 12' BUT FIRST Dark Age of Divegrass
Attendance: 1011

  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies  
19 October 2018 /v/ V icon.png 1–2 Vg icon.png /vg/

Console Peasant Goal 6' New Thread Goal 63'74'
Attendance: 87

Team History

Previous history here

The /vg/ League 11 occurred, marking the actual 5th year of the /vg/ League. As usual, there was massive roster churn, including two medals being booted off the roster. In their place, some new faces got their first ever spot on the /vg/ roster, with one of them taking a bronze spot getting the starting goalkeeper spot. Champions /dbg/ took the new (second) gold spot, /fgog/ received the second silver spot, and /civ4xg/ got the second bronze silver spot.

Oh, and /vg/ management got another former /vp/ manager to replace the guy who became the goddamn Commissioner.

By Winter, high expectations had become familiar for /vg/. An incredible two-cup stretch left all but one question answered: How can they follow it up? Throwing a wrench into things was the fact that for the Winter Cup, the notoriously goal-happy PES 2016 was used. Hosting the Winter Cup, /vg/ were drawn with at-the-time Nuevo Elites /bant/, fellow /v/ spinoff and 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Third Place Trophy winner /vp/, and longtime joke of the Cup /biz/. The opening match of the cup was against /vp/; despite PES 16's penchant for extreme goalscoring and /vg/ playing in the wrong stadium, the match was rather tame thanks to /vp/ running an extremely defensive formation for the first half. Despite /vp/'s tactics, new gold Gogeta and silver Stalin each scored once in the first half to give /vg/ a 2–0 lead, one they would coast on for the second half in a 2–1 victory. With the proper stadium actually there this time, the newfags of /bant/ were next up, fielding incredibly unorthodox tactics. In fact, /bant/ scored first within 24 minutes of the match. This was all they would get, as Gogeta quickly proved his worth with a hat trick and even Git Gud got gud long enough to score a brace. The final result was 5–1 in favor of /vg/; thanks to a massive comeback by /vp/ in the following match, /vg/ were not only the first team through to the knockouts, but were also well positioned to carry another vidya board into the knockouts with them. /vp/ easily defeated /bant/ on the group's final matchday to hand them the Wooden Spoon, but their result left /vg/ needing to win by two. /vg/ didn't even win, losing 0–3 to /biz/ and losing top of the group along with it.

As a result of not topping the group, the knockout draw gave /vg/ quite the challenge. Up first was /his/, a 9-Point Master Race team with what was up to that point the best defensive record in the entire cup, and it didn't seem to get much better from there with potential matchups against teams like /mlp/, /u/, and maybe even /gd/ awaiting should /vg/ make it past the Round of 16. Fortunately, at least for the Round of 16, history was on /vg/'s side. The team had lost a grand total of zero Round of 16 matches, and this one was no different. Stalin treated /his/' defense like he had the Ukrainians, destroying them while the /vg/ defense kept /his/' attack almost completely away from the net. Although /his/ did score a late consolation, it wasn't enough and /vg/ won 2–1. This set up a terrifying quarterfinal matchup against the one and only /mlp/. What followed was one of the most utterly batshit insane matches in the history of the entire Cup. It took all of eight minutes for someone to score first, and that someone was Gogeta, a man who by now had earned the nickname of "smug blue cunt". By the end of the first half, /vg/ were up 3–2 thanks to two goals by their smug blue cunt and ridiculous spaghetti on behalf of Derpy Hooves canceling out a Doctor Jewgle own goal just five minutes prior. /mlp/, being their usual selves, took total control of the second half and made the match 3–4 to them with just seven minutes to go. In the worst situation they had been in all cup, the smug blue cunt did his best impersonation of the other side's gold striker and scored a 90th minute goal to take an already crazy match 30 minutes further. Git Gud took over from there, now having got gud enough to score two more goals, but /mlp/ responded quickly each time. Benuldies, something /mlp/ are very good at, ensued. All four of /vg/'s medals sunk their shots, with only Princess Twilight missing for /mlp/. Connection Lost sunk a fifth benuldy for /vg/, putting an end to some of the most insane virtual divegrass ever seen and improbably sending /vg/ through to the semifinals. Once all was said and done, however, /vg/ were spent. Up next were /gd/, a team that had finally broken a long-standing quarterfinal curse, and they were out for blood. After one half of play, /vg/ were down 1–3. /vg/ immediately came storming back to pull the match even, but /gd/ scored three more in the final ten minutes of the match. /vg/ lost 3–6, guaranteeing that they would not get a second star out of this cup. /s4s/ awaited in the third place match, and they came out of the gate immediately by scoring two before 20 minutes passed. Gogeta got one back for /vg/ nearly immediately before he and APEX (who had also scored to get /vg/ back into their semifinal match) made it 3–2 to /vg/ at 80 minutes. Unfortunately, /s4s/ equalized at the 83rd minute before an incredible blooter from their Nice Grill won them the Third Place Trophy.

Although the ending was nowhere near as satisfying as the prior Elite Cup, /vg/ walked away from Winter having made their third straight trip to the semifinals, a streak only matched* by the /sp/ of days long gone. Despite conceding a ridiculous SIXTEEN goals on the final day, Sleepo Beepo took a portion of the Golden Glove with 16 saves.

imagine being in spring (also I guess the 12th /vg/ League is gonna go on)

Honors

Team Art

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by
2017 /lgbt/ Lgbt icon.png
Summer Champions
2018 (1st title)
Incumbent