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/k/
A MAGICAL PLACE
K logo.png
/k/ - Weapons
Founded August, 2011
Manager Mikhail Kalashnikov
IRL manager LT_Jody !!IZGvNzsTtnY
Team colors
Chat color 669933
Olive Drab
Ranking 16 (increase 1)
Highest rank 2 (March, 2012)
Lowest rank 55 (January 26, 2014 - March 2, 2014)
Top scorer Zergface (95)
Top assister Zergface (45)
Captain Zergface
Website /k/ - Weapons
Nickname /k/omrades,
/k/ommandos
Home ground Battleship Bismarck
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
57 32 65 154 37.01%
GF GA GD
265 292 -27
Biggest win
/wsg/ Wsg icon.png 0–5 K icon.png /k/
05 November, 2021
Biggest defeat
/k/ K icon.png 1–7 Mu icon.png /mu/
08 February, 2013
First match
/k/ K icon.png 3–4 Fit icon.png /fit/
06 August 2011
Elite Cup
Appearances 17 (First in Winter 2012)
Best result 1st, Winter 2012
Babby Cup
Appearances 19 (First in Spring 2013)
Best result 1st, Autumn 2024
Team music
Anthem Rhodesians Never Die (Start at 1:07)
Victory Anthem Rhodesians Never Die

Goal horn BRRRRT Division
Kits
Home kit Kit1 SC23.png
Away kit Kit2 SC23.png
Third kit Kit3 SBC22.png
Fourth kit Kit4 SBC22.png
Fifth kit Kit5 SC23.png
Sixth kit Kit6 SBC22.png
Seventh kit Kit7 SC23.png
Eighth kit Kit7 SBC22.png


This is the wikipage for /k/'s 4chan Cup team. /k/ is the weapons board, a magical place where all kinds of weird stuff happens like the consumption of Cosmoline, endlessly arguing over what is the better weapons platform between the AK and the AR, gassing one self for fun, and setting forests on fire with napalm shotgun shells. A former championship team and an original founding team, /k/ is known for escalating the violence.
The /k/ommandos will be playing next in the 2025 4chan Winter Cup.

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Competition Stage Opponent Result Scorers Date VOD
SBC22 Design D.png
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Group F F icon.png /f/ 1-1 D Z-Team Goal 86' April 30th, 2022 Video
Toy icon.png /toy/ 1-0 W Simo Häyhä Goal 49' May 8th, 2022 Video
A icon.png /a/ 2-1 W Zergface Goal 35'72' May 14th, 2022 Video
Ck icon.png /ck/ 0-1 L May 20th, 2022 Video
Round of 16 Vt icon.png /vt/ 1-1(3-1) L ZergfaceGoal 64' May 21st, 2022 Video
SC22 Design G.png
2022 4chan Summer Cup
Group E Int icon.png /int/ 3-0 W The Z-TeamGoal 8'29'
Arkan and the Tigers Goal 51'
30th July 2022 Video
D icon.png /d/ 1-1 D Simo Häyhä Goal 50' 5th August 2022 Video
Tg icon.png /tg/ 3-2 W Simo Häyhä Goal 5'
Arkan and the Tigers Goal 44'
Zergface Goal 70'
7th August 2022 Video
Round of 16 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2-0 W Simo Häyhä Goal 16'
ZergfaceGoal 58'
13th August 2022 Video
Quarter Finals Vp icon.png /vp/ 0-5 L 14th August 2022 Video
WC23 Design G.png
2023 4chan Winter Cup
Group C Sci icon.png /sci/ 1-2 L ZergfaceGoal 45+1' 27th January 2023 Video
Gd icon.png /gd/ 2-3 L Simo Häyhä Goal 68'
ZergfaceGoal 76'
29th January 2023 Video
Mu icon.png /mu/ 2-3 L ZergfaceGoal 11'
Paul Harrell The Exonerated Goal 85'
4th February 2023 Video
SBC23 Design D.png
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Group G Toy icon.png /toy/ 4-1 W Simo Häyhä Goal 9'68'
Paul Harrell The ExoneratedGoal 41'44'
6th May 2023 Video
Pol icon.png /pol/ 3-1 W Simo Häyhä Goal 12'
Zergface Goal 36'
Orb Goal 50'
12th May 2023 Video
An icon.png /an/ 2-3 L Simo Häyhä Goal 17'
ZergfaceGoal 49'
14th May 2023 Video
Round of 16 C icon.png /c/ 5-4 W Simo Häyhä Goal 7'21'58'78'
OrbGoal 98'
20th May 2023 Video
Quarter Finals D icon.png /d/ 0-3 L 21st May 2023 Video
SC23 Design G1.png
2023 4chan Summer Cup
Group B Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ 1-2 L Cheeki BreekiGoal 34' 28th July 2023 Video
Gd icon.png /gd/ 2-2 D ZergfaceGoal 19'42' 30th July 2023 Video
Pw icon.png /pw/ 2-4 L Cheeki BreekiGoal 31'
Simo HäyhäGoal 80'
5th August 2023 Video
ABC23 Design G.png
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Group B Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2-1 W ATFGoal 29'
Cheeki BreekiGoal 71'
27th October 2023 Video
Xs icon.png /xs/ 4-3 W ZergfaceGoal 25'58'
Simo HäyhäGoal 53'
Cheeki BreekiGoal 64'
29th October 2023 Video
U icon.png /u/ 5-1 W Simo HäyhäGoal 23'62'
Is That A FAMAS? Goal 55'
Zergface Goal 71'
Cheeki BreekiGoal 84'
4th November 2023 Video
Round of 16 I icon.png /i/ 3-3(2-4) L Cheeki BreekiGoal 11'
ZergfaceGoal 75'
ATFGoal 105+0'
11th November 2023 Video
WC24 Design E1.png
2024 4chan Winter Cup
Group F Y icon.png /y/ 4-2 W ZergfaceGoal 35'
Saint Paul Harrell The ExoneratedGoal 44'85'
BRRRRRRTGoal 48'
20th January 2024 Video
Sci icon.png /sci/ 2-3 L ZergfaceGoal 73'
Saint Paul Harrell The ExoneratedGoal 80'
26th January 2024
T icon.png /t/ 3-3 D ZergfaceGoal 5'
BRRRRRRTGoal 48'
Saint Paul Harrell The ExoneratedGoal 80'
28th January 2024
SBC24 Design G.png
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Group A Bant icon.png /bant/ 4-4 D Saint Paul Harrell The Exonerated Goal 23'
ZergfaceGoal 62'90+0'
Simo HäyhäGoal 64'
26th April 2024
Jp icon.png /jp/ 1-1 D Saint Paul Harrell The Exonerated Goal 90+3' 28th April 2024
X icon.png /x/ 1-3 L Zergface Goal 89' 4th May 2024
ABC24 Design Bq.png
Group C Biz icon.png /biz/ 2-3 L Simo HäyhäGoal 50'
Saint Paul Harrell The ExaltedGoal 56'
18th October 2024
Lit icon.png /lit/ 3-1 L Saint Paul Harrell The Exonerated Goal 85' 19th October 2024
Bant icon.png /bant/ 6-4 W Simo HäyhäGoal 2'
BRRRRRRRTGoal 45+0'
Own GoalScored 51'
ZergfaceGoal 76'87'
Saint Paul Harrell The Exalted Goal 90+3'
20th October 2024
ABC24 Design B.png
Group D Vp icon.png /vp/ 4-1 W ZergfaceGoal 29'
Saint Paul Harrell The ExaltedGoal 31'
BRRRRRRRTGoal 36'
Simo HäyhäGoal 90+0'
1st November 2024
Ck icon.png /ck/ 1-3 L Zergface Goal 13' 3rd November 2024
Vt icon.png /vt/ 1-0 W Zergface Goal 77' 9th November 2024
Round of 16 An icon.png /an/ 3-2 W BRRRRRRRTGoal 36'
Zergface Goal 52'
Simo HäyhäGoal 87'
16th November 2024
Quarter Finals Vr icon.png /vr/ 5-5(4-3) W BRRRRRRRTGoal 36'
Zergface Goal 15'90+1'114'
Simo HäyhäGoal 88'99'
17th November 2024
Semi Finals X icon.png /x/ 3-1 W Zergface Goal 19'44'60' 17th November 2024
Final Vm icon.png /vm/ 2-1 W Simo HäyhäGoal 5'
BRRRRRRRTGoal 87'
17th November 2024

Team Photo

Roster

Main Article: /k/ Roster.

No. Position Player
23
  GK
Murder/k/ube
128
  LB
John Moses Browning
50
  CB
Deagle Brand Deagle
0
  CB
Air Defense Cuckold
71
  RB
Sharpeposting
45
  DMF
Two World Wars
81
  CMF
M2 Chadley
3
  AMF
Saint Paul Harrell the Exalted
91
  SS
Simo Häyhä
10
  SS
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
1
  CF
Zergface Captain
No. Position Player
2
  GK
2nd Amendment
16
  LB
Big Dicc Marty
21
  LB
Ivan Chesnokov
16
  CB
Is That a FAMAS?
11
  CB
SKS -> Innawoods
35
  RB
F-35
19
  RB
Cosmoline
17
  DMF
B-17 "Big Nigger"
7
  DMF
Cheeki Breeki
15
  DMF
Flammenwerfer
231
  CMF
The Z-Team
25
  CMF
Jetfire Jim

History

For all past /k/'s Cup History, please go to /k/ History

2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

With the results 2021 4chan World Cup set in stone, the /k/ommandos were sent back for a massive strategic restructuring as it had been proven time and time again the past years that the team simply was not doing well on a tactical level. After a few field exercises and autism the team unveiled their newfound strength at the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. With this cup being a megababby cup, the bar for clearing the group stage was even higher than usual. /k/'s group draws would consist of /adv/, /xs/, /wsg/ and /mlp/, a few teams with some history against /k/ and a new team. The first match was against /adv/, this match was a complete slurpfest in the first half with not single goal scored from either side, /k/ held the line magnificently but there just weren't any goals. But in the 2nd half the /k/ offensive finally begun as Big Dicc Marty crossed the ball to Simo Häyhä making /k/ draw first blood 1-0. There were a few attempts for goals from /adv/'s side as Femanon desperately tried to score a goal, but she whiffed the ball outside the net to much of the crowd's amusement. At the 70th minute Simo Häyhä managed to score another goal setting the score 2-0. Another attempt from Suicide and Femanon was thwarted later on and the match was finally over. /k/ finally managed after 2 years of suffering to secure a victory.. Next up were the airshit larpers of /xs/, it was a bit ironic that their first match was against the board that absolutely despises airshit. Pleasantries were exchanged and the anthems were played. It didn't take long after kickoff for the violence to escalate as Zergface secured /k/ an early goal making it 1-0. The rest of the first half was a bit back and forth with /xs/ having some great opportunities but no goals. After halftime things changed up as Simo Häyhä knocked the ball into the net making it 2-0. It didn't take long for the violence to escalate again as Zergface scored another goal setting final score to 3-0.

With the first weekend out of box /k/ was sitting at a very comfortable 6-point lead at the very top of the group, but 6-points is still vurnerable to relegation. The /k/ommandos had two weeks to prepare for the next part of the autumn offensive against /wsg/ and /mlp/. Next up was the match against /wsg/, the /k/ommandos will never forget the dark day of November the 1st 2020, when /wsg/ sent /k/ to the bottom of the entire babby cup, awarding the /k/ommandos the wooden spoon. Despite this dark memory in the back of their heads the /k/ommandos stood tall as they entered the pitch with /wsg/. With the momentum of the previous match still present the violence continued to escalate as Zergface scored at the 14th minute. This was followed up Simo Hähyä sneaking in another at the 24th minute. With 1st half over /k/ had laid the bed and in the 2nd half it was time straighten those crisp white bed sheets. 52 minutes in Zergface couldn't contain his desire for violence and scored another goal making it 3-0. After a while it was Cheeki Breeki's turn as he made a beautiful shot into the net increasing the lead to 4-0. As the end of the match was starting to close in, Zergface's desire for violence was still there and he scored hattrick from what seemed like an impossible angle. The match ended and /k/ finally qualified to the elites for the first time since the 2019 4chan Summer Cup. This match would go on to be /k/'s biggest scoring win ever and /wsg/ biggest defeat ever. The final match of the group was against hideous horsefuckers of /mlp/, the showing of treachrous anons pretending to be /k/ommandos caused fury among the team. As they took the pitch they decided that enough was enough as the horse removers Arkan and the Tigers decided start off the removing process with a goal at the 7th minute. 11 minutes later Big Dicc Marty joined in on the horse down putting process increasing the score to 2-0. Sensing violence Zergface had to do what he must do when violence is close and took one hell of a shot into the net making it 3-0. After half time >rape decided to RUIN IT AND WALK ALL OVER THE CRISP CLEAN WHITE BEDSHEETS OF /k/ as the /k/ommandos conceded their FIRST goal of the tournament. With righteous anger in their hearts the /k/ommandos decided to start the final stage of the autumn offensive with Simo Häyhä sneaking in another goal setting score to 4-1. But Zergface didn't have his violence quota filled out just yet and sent the horsefuckers to the spanish gluefactory 5-1. This would go on to be the biggest defeat of the horsefuckers ever. With the end of the group stage set in stone, /k/ had managed to join the 12-point mustard race and set a record breaking GD of 14 goals, a record that was broken only 40minutes earlier by /vr/ with 13GD. This would go on the be /k/'s most succesful group stage in history.

Next up was the round of 16 and the next opponent was /y/, a team for the longest time that has not been in a good shape but in the latter half the group stage finally managed to find its form. The match started off in a dreadful fashion as /y/'s player Traps waltzed his way through the defense giving /y/ a 1-0 lead. It would take until the 33rd minute for the counterattack to come as Arkan the Tigers managed to equalize the scoreline. But /y/ was not out of breath yet as Gerudo Link snuck one in at the 41st minute. Simo Häyhä would not have any of it and managed to get one in the net at 45+0 equalizing the score 2-2. The next half was a lot of back and forth with /y/ getting some dangerous attempts to no avail. /k/ had the advantage in player condition as the clock was ticking towards 90 minutes. But at 90+4 Gerudo Link scored an insane goal effectively killing /k/. While defeated in the round of 16, the /k/ommandos were still standing tall as they had achieved their main objective: Becoming the panzer elite. The /k/ommandos went back innawoods for some well earned rest as they would soon be heading into the 2022 4chan Winter Cup.

2022 4chan Winter Cup

It has been 2 years since /k/ was in an elite cup and the 2022 Winter Cup started with a bang. The first match against /co/ started with some absolute silliness as the ATF stumbled and lost the ball to Carl Brutanandelewski in front of the goal, but then hilarity ensued as Carl slidekicked the ball into the net he also tackled the ATF at the same time cancelling the goal and giving /k/ a goal kick. The match would turn into an insane back and forth between /k/ and /co/ as both sides kept one upping eachother. Arkan scored the first goal for /k/, Simo Häyha got one good shot in and managed at the 71st minute to score a header from a corner. At that point the score was 3-3 as /co/'s offense was just as strong as /k/'s. In the last dying minutes of the match Arkan had the perfect opportunity to score on /co/ but /co/lette saved /co/'s ass and the match ended 3-3. The next match was against /vp/, it started about the same as the match against /co/, but this time /k/ had the initative and had Reaper Drone score its first goal ever. Simo would follow up and score at 45+1. Things were looking decent, but then the 2nd half happened as /k/ went completely toothless and couldn't score any goals. /vp/ got one in at 57', but /k/ held the line and the match ended 2-2. At this point the group was so even that every team controlled their own destiny to a certain extent. Since /vp/ lost against /co/, /k/ had to win against /cm/ to advance. This unfortunately where /k/'s luck ran out and the defense completely crumbled against /cm/ who scored 3 goals against a helpless /k/ defense, Simo tried his best to damage control but in the end the match ended in a 3-2 loss for /k/. Defeated, the /k/ommandos retreated back to the 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Another Megababby, Trench warfare and Stormtrooper Tactics

After the unsuccessful winter offensive the /k/ommandos decided to dig in as the tide of war had turned into favour of defense. The /k/ommandos would soon find themselves under attack from the familliar adversary /f/ who also engaged in trench warfare. /f/ got the first shot in and the scoreline was 0-1 to /f/. Unable to mount any good attacks /k/ was scoreless going into the 2nd half. Midway through the 2nd half the NCOs were called in for a strategy meeting, infiltration tactics were recommended and the plan was put into motion. Things were not looking good as the /f/ defense turned out to be quite strong, but the new player The Z-Team finally found a crack in the lines and snuck in a goal at the 86th minute making the scoreline 1-1. The /f/ counter attack was on, but the /k/ommandos held the line and a cruical interception by the new player >>>VDV halted the match and the match ended in a draw. Next up was the Battle of the Nerf Salient as /k/ went up against /toy/. Once again the battle devolved into trench warfare as the /toy/ offense was unable to deal with the /k/ defense. Both teams ended up being scoreless at the end of the 1st half. Once again the NCOs were called in and once again infiltration tactics were recommended. The 2nd half started and Zergface had the perfect opportunity to score but he kapowed the goal, but Simo Häyhä had accounted for this and positioned himself perfectly for a rebound and secured /k/ a 1-0 lead. With one goal in the box the /k/ommandos dug in and held the line all the way to the end securing /k/ a meager but important 1-0 victory.

In the 3rd part of the Spring offensive /k/ would finally after 10 years of never meeting eachother go up against /a/. Having performed poorly against /ck/ and /f/, /a/ was not gonna walk away without a fight. Going straight to infilatration tactics, /k/ drew first blood with Zergface sniping /a/'s goal making it 1-0, /a/ soon rallied though and evened out the scoreline 1-1 before the end of the 1st half. The battle kept raging in the 2nd half. Zergface managed to get the perfect throughball served on a silver platter and scored another goal making the score 2-1 to /k/. The /k/ommandos proceeded to dig in and endure the relentless /a/ assault as they kept trying and trying all the way to the end. But after all of the assaults from /a/, the /k/ommandos stood victorious, topping the group at 7 points for the time being. With the final day of the group stage on the horizon /k/ was in a very comfortable position, but there was potential dark timeline. The intelligence department reported that if /k/ lost their next battle and /a/ lost theirs as well, /k/ would be eliminated. With this in mind the /k/ommandos took to the pitch. In what could be described as the most intense 0-0 canidate /k/ would hold the line against /ck/ for 90 minutes, but at the worst possible moment the defense cracked and /ck/ scored at 90+2 making /k/ lose the match 1-0. A state of emergency was declared as /k/'s fate was dependent on /a/ not losing. /a/ who had nothing to lose however decided that TOTSUGEKI was the only answer to avoid a SHAMFUR 4 loss megababby and absolutely destroyed /toy/ 4-1, saving /k/ as /k/ommandos threw their helmets and berets in the air in pure joy. /a/'s brave sacrifice would never be forgotten and that day every /k/ommando became an /a/ fan was well.

The round of 16 was once again upon /k/, the opponent was chosen to be /vt/ a fairly young team. Since the trench warfare tactics were no longer needed, /k/ switched over to offense and completely dominated the 1st half, but the /vt/ defense was extremely strong. In the 2nd half however Zergface managed to sneak one in and finally made /k/ take the lead. /vt/ soon counterattacked and it quickly turned into 1-1, at the very end the Z-Team managed to head the ball into the goal, but it turns out the refs were /vt/ fans and decided to call the Z-Team offiside. The match went into extra time, but both sides were unable to score anymore and it went to penalties. Unfortunately the /k/ommandos were completely out of steam and completely botched the shootout losing to /vt/. But in the end the most important part was that the team was back in the elites again. The path was paved all the way to 2022 4chan Summer Cup

2022 4chan Summer Cup: A Quarter Final Too Far

Climbing out of the babby trenches the /k/ommandos would start off the Summer Offensive with blitzkrieg against the /int/ernational community in a solid 3-0 victory over /int/. The match was held in the Commieseum and there is speculation that this may have powered up The Z-Team and Arkan. The next match was against the /d/ragon /d/ildo /d/ungeoneers of /d/, the /d/efense was strong and they took an early lead against the /k/ommandos. However, Simo Häyhä would have none of it and sniped /d/, setting the score at 1-1. With no attacks going anywhere the /k/ommandos dug in to secure a draw as a draw would put /k/ in a very safe position. With the last day of the group dawning upon the /k/ommandos they would simply need to win or draw against /tg/ to advance, a loss could work too as long it wasn't a 6 goal swing if /d/ lost their match. /k/ stormed the ork formation and the violence did escalate with Simo taking an early goal, but /tg/ was not going down without a fight and answered fairly quickly. Arkan heard the rigger talking shit at 44' and removed ork putting the score at 2-1. /tg/ quickly answered and kapowed the ball into the back of the /k/ube. Saddened by this the /k/ube was subbed off in favour of the 2nd Amendment. In the 2nd half Zergface closed the game with another goal and /k/ won 3-2. /k/ would top the group with 7 points and goal difference of 4 goals. /k/ would then move on to the round of 16.

In the round of 16 /k/ would drawn into battle with /gd/. In showcase of total control /k/ dominated the graphic designers with Simo Häyhä and Zergface scoring one goal each securing /k/ a 2-0 win over /gd/. /k/ would advance to the quarter finals were /vp/oreons were awaiting to /k/ommandos. This however this is where the /k/ommandos run ended as the /vp/oreons took complete control of the battle and utterly destroyed /k/ 0-5. Every trick in the book was used but in the end it proved futile, the /k/ommandos GOT PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE. While /k/'s pride was thorougly damaged, the team stood tall as they had finally secured their well earned 6 month vacation and a ticket to the 2023 4chan Winter Cup

2023 4chan Winter Cup: General Winter Strikes Back

Fresh out of a 6 months vacation the /k/ommandos would find themselves sanctioned for war crimes committed during the summer offensive of 2022. The use of the trench assault formations was thereby banned and a new strategy had to be developed. For this cup the opponents would be /sci/, /gd/ and /mu/. The first fight against /sci/ took a spicy turn as the /sci/ence team took an an early 0-2 lead, Zergface managed to control the damage 1-2, but in the end /k/ was unable to equalize and it ended in a 1-2 loss. The section was sent back for some radical reorganisation and brought out an unusual battle formation that would surely ruse the next opponent /gd/. While initially it seemed like the /k/ommandos had control over the situation /gd/ broke through the lines and grabbed a 2-0 lead in the first half. Demoralised in the 2nd half the men would rally as Simo Häyhä and Zergface would even out the score 2-2. HOWEVER the referees who are TOTALLY UNBIASED(FOR REAL™) decided it would really funny if /gd/ got a free kick on the side of the box because Big Dicc Marty slightly breathed at a /gd/ player. This free kick (which was identical to the /ck/ free kick in spring '22) of course resulted in a 2-3 loss for /k/. Almost routed out of the offensive the /k/ommandos would see one light in the end of the tunnel as /sci/ 9-pointed the group when they beat /gd/ 3-2. This scenario meant that /k/ could advance out of the group if they beat their old rival /mu/ 3-2 or by two goals. However at this stage the /k/ommandos were simply exhausted and missed most of their shots with the exception of Zergface and Paul Harrell. The match ended in another 2-3 loss for the /k/ommandos. While the result was dissappointing with 3 losses, /k/ had played 3 close matches in a row and easily avoided another shameful wooden spoon. Defeated but not demoralised the /k/ommandos would head back to the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup: The Sizzling Counteroffensive Cauldron

As winter turned to spring the battlefields changed back to the familliar fields of PES19 were the /k/ommandos suffered heavy losses in the past. Having learned from the past mistakes, field exercises were held to ensure the men would be in tiptop shape before the spring counteroffensive. When it was time for the groups to be picked things could not get any more meme as the opponents were chosen to be /toy/,/pol/ and /an/. The first battle would be against the /toy/ soldiers, with Simo quickly securing /k/ a goal with Woody responding just as quickly. Paul Harrell would later respond with two quick goals earning him some fame and notoriety as he right afterwards got awarded a yellow card. Simo secured /k/'s victory later setting the score 4-1. With ongoing global events being a very HOT topic on both /k/ and /pol/ it was like the stars aligned when /k/ absolutely destroyed the hapless /pol/acks with Zergface, Simo and Orb scoring one goal each and winning the match 3-1. Unsurprisingly this caused riots as ultras from both sides clashed and caused a mess. Since /an/ won their match over /toy/ the group was effectively locked in a 6-6-0-0 group. With the /an/ match being nothing more than a mere formality both teams agreed on benching two for their NCOs. The match ended in a 2-3 loss for the /k/ommandos, but both teams were laughing all the way to the bank as they had to watch /toy/ and /pol/(and /vmg/ by proxy) have a spoon playoff with /pol/ relying on Steiner to counterattack. It failed and /pol/ spooned. The /k/ommandos reclaimed their rightful status as The Panzer Elite and would advance to the 2023 4chan Summer Cup.

In the round of 16 the /k/ommandos would meet a familliar opponent /c/. The battle started with Simo, being powered up by anime taking /k/ to an early 2-0 lead. However the case of the most dangerous lead was once again true as /c/ swiftly counter attacked and turned the tables to be a 2-3 lead for /c/. Some swift changes were made to deal with this situation and Simo scored a hattrick. Yui counterattacked however and the score was 4-3 to /c/ again, but Simo refused to give up and evened out the score sending the match to extra time. At the start of the first half of extra time the Pisky Orb finally finally found an opening and brought /k/ up to a 5-4 lead. F-35 and Paul Harrell however would both get yellow carded for committing war crimes, despite Paul getting his 2nd yellow card this tournament he was EXONERATED between the group stage and knockout stage, this however was a hint of things to come. With both teams players getting exhausted not much happened after this and /k/ won a very close 5-4 victory. In the quarter finals /k/ would once again face the semen slurpers of /d/. With the trademark /d/efence being strong as usual /k/ was unable to get a breakthrough. With time running out and /d/ leading 1-0, Big Dicc Marty saw the Giantess and just couldn't resist the urge to whip out his big throbbing iron and assaulted her from behind. This is how Marty finally got awarded the Texas Red Card. Being very pleasured by getting assaulted by Marty's big throbbing iron, Giantess would go on to score a 90+1 header against /k/. The match ended in a 0-3 loss for the /k/ommandos. This would go on the /k/'s most successful babby run in history and the /k/ommandos went back to base for some well earned R&R before the big offensive in the 2023 4chan Summer Cup


Music

Anthems

Anthem: Clem Tholet - Rhodesians Never Die
Goalhorn: BRRRRRT Divison
Knockouts Goalhorn: BRRRRRRTroopers

Alt Goalhorns

BIG DICC MARTY: Marty Robbins - Big Iron
Brace horn: Marty Robbins - Ain't I right?
Simo Häyhä: Njet Molotoff - Solistiyhtye Suomi
Hattrick: Sabaton - White Death
Cheeki Breeki: Cheeki breeki hardbass
The Z-Team and Mobik Cube: Alexander Buinov - VDV but you're at Bakhmut
ORB: SadSvit - Kaseta
BRRRRT: BRRRRT

Match History

Tournament Record

Event Manager Record GF GA GD Result Place Note
4cc-cloverleaf-logo.png 2011 4chan Summer Cup Managerless 0-0-2 4 6 -2 Eliminated 13th >Died in losers round 1
2012 Winter Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Winter Cup Managerless 5-0-1 11 9 2 Winter Champions 1st FIRST STAR
2012 Summer Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Summer Cup Managerless 1-1-1 8 11 -3 Promoted 6th >last two matches voided due to rigging
2013 Winter Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Winter Cup Diplo 0-0-1 1 7 -6 Relegated 25th >Two matches voided due to Dragongate
2013 Spring Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Diplo 0-0-2 2 5 -3 Failed to advance 24th >One match voided due to Dragongate
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Diplo 0-0-3 1 10 -3 Failed to advance 32nd >wooden spoon
2014 Spring Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Desert Eagle
Miles_Paratus
2-1-2 6 6 0 Round of 16 14th >dies in RO16
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup Miles_Paratus 1-1-1 2 3 -1 Relegated 17th >dies in a playoff against /ic/
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Miles_Paratus 0-2-2 5 12 -7 Failed to advance 38th >dies in the groups
2015 Spring Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Miles_Paratus 2-1-1 9 7 2 Failed to advance 18th >megababby >couldn't advance with +2 GD
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Miles_Paratus 2-1-1 7 8 -1 Round of 16 10th >dies in RO16
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup Miles_Paratus 0-1-2 0 7 -7 Relegated 31st >nogoals
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Miles_Paratus 0-1-2 4 8 -4 Failed to advance 29th >dies in the groups
ABC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Miles_Paratus 0-2-1 7 8 -1 Failed to advance 25th >dies in the groups
SBC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Miles_Paratus 0-2-1 5 9 -4 Failed to advance 32th >>wooden spoon
ABC17 Design A fetus.png2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Miles_Paratus
MilSurpAnon
1-1-1 5 4 1 Promoted to babbies 6th >not aborted
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Miles_Paratus
MilSurpAnon
1-1-2 6 9 -3 Round of 16 14th >dies in RO16
WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup Miles_Paratus
MilSurpAnon
3-1-1 12 6 6 Quarter Finals 7th >dies in the quarter finals
Summer18 E.png 2018 4chan Summer Cup Miles_Paratus
MilSurpAnon
3-0-2 12 10 1 Quarter Finals 5th >dies in the quarter finals
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup Managerless 0-1-2 5 8 -3 Relegated 26th >dies in the groups
SBC19 Design B1.png 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Managerless 2-1-1 3 3 0 Round of 16 14th >dies in RO16
Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup Managerless 4-1-2 14 12 2 3rd Place 3rd >3rd place trophy
WC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Winter Cup Managerless 1-1-1 5 4 1 Relegated 18th >dies in the groups
SBC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup /k/ommandanten 1-1-1 4 6 -2 Failed to advance 19th >dies in the groups
ABC20 Design F.png 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup /k/ommandanten 0-0-3 3 10 -7 Failed to advance 32nd >>>wooden spoon
WoC21 Design E.png 2021 4chan World Cup /k/ommandanten 0-1-2 4 7 -3 Eliminated 57th >dies in the groups
ABC21 Design C.png 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup /k/ommandanten 4-0-1 17 4 13 Round of 16 12th >dies in the RO16
WC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Winter Cup /k/ommandanten 0-2-1 7 8 -1 Relegated 29th >can score >can't defend
SBC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup /k/ommandanten 2-1-2 5 4 1 Round of 16 9th >getting denied a goal because of an offside >dies in benuldies
SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup /k/ommandanten 3-1-1 9 8 1 Quarter Finals 8th >0-5 blowout loss in the QF
WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup /k/ommandanten 0-0-3 5 8 -3 Relegated 30th >the best 0-pointer
SBC23 Design D.png 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup /k/ommandanten 3-0-2 14 12 2 Quarter Finals 8th >It's another QF exit episode
SC23 Design G1.png 2023 4chan Summer Cup /k/ommandanten 0-1-2 5 8 -3 Relegated 29th >can score >can't defend
ABC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup /k/ommandanten 3-0-1 14 8 6 Promoted 9th >It's another round of 16 exit due to benuldies episode
WC24 Design E1.png 2024 4chan Winter Cup /k/ommandanten 1-1-1 9 8 1 Relegated 20th >get pes'd at the last minute
SBC24 Design G.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup LT_Jody 0-2-1 6 8 -2 Relegated 26th >get new manager >lose
ABC24 Design Bq.png 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers LT_Jody 1-0-2 9 10 -1 Promoted 6th >3-point miracle in a fetus


Only official matches are counted here. Official friendlies are not included

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August, 2011 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 4-3 L ???
August, 2011 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 L ???
January 5, 2012 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 1-1
(7-6) W
Mossberg12Gaug Goal 22'
January 6, 2012 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 4-2 W Ruger 9MM Goal 33'
S&W 38 Revolver Goal 47'
AK-47 Goal 68'90+2'
January 7, 2012 X icon.png /x/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 W AK-47 Goal 12'89'
January 8, 2012 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 W AK-47 Goal 79'
Mossberg12Gaug Goal 85'
January 8, 2012 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 L
January 8, 2012 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 W Ruger 9MM Goal 1'33'
February 26, 2012 M icon.png /m/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 30'
Zergface Goal 45'
Glocknade Goal 70'
March 4, 2012 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 4-3 W ???
May 12, 2012 N icon.png /n/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 4-1 L Zergface Goal 25'
May 26, 2012 An icon.png /an/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 31'
June 9, 2012 Po icon.png /po/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Scored 72'
July 13, 2012 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup 3-3 D Nex Alea Goal 31'
Zergface Goal 65'
10MM is best MM Goal 71'
July 14, 2012 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup 4-3 W Zergface Goal 2'
Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 11'90+1'
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT Goal 18'
July 15, 2012 Int icon.png /int/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup 5-1 L Zergface Goal 67'
July 20, 2012 X icon.png /x/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup 3-2 W Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 40'55'
Ivan Chesnokov Goal 82'
July 21, 2012 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup 2-0 L
August 19, 2012 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-2 L Zergface Goal 6'
Moist Nugget Goal 90'
September 15, 2012 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-2 D Moist Nugget Goal 37'
Zergrush Goal 72'
September 23, 2012 G icon.png /g/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT Goal 18'
December 8, 2012 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 2-2 D BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT Goal 15'
Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 49'
February 8, 2013 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 7-1 L Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 5'
February 10, 2013 N icon.png /n/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 4-2 L Zergface Goal 42'76'
February 16, 2013 O icon.png /o/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup 4-1 L Zergface Goal 2'
April 5, 2013 Hm icon.png /hm/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 14'
April 6, 2013 X icon.png /x/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 2-0 L
May 4, 2013 H icon.png /h/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 L
May 10, 2013 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-3 L Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 68'88'
May 12, 2013 S icon.png /s/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-3 L
July 19, 2013 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-2 W Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 17'
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT Goal 49'
Zergface Goal 58'
September 28, 2013 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Zergface Goal 12'
November 16, 2013 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-0 L
November 22, 2013 Y icon.png /y/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-1 L Zergface Goal 71'
November 24, 2013 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0 L
April 6, 2014 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 L
April 12, 2014 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Zergface Goal 62'65'90+'
April 18, 2014 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Zergface Goal 3'
April 20, 2014 Co icon.png /co/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Zergface Goal 45+'
Navy Seal Pasta Goal 65'
April 26, 2014 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 L
May 31, 2014 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Moist Nugget Goal 77'
June 8, 2014 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 34'
July 18, 2014 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 L
July 20, 2014 Ic icon.png /ic/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 0-0 D
July 26, 2014 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 2-0 W Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 12'
NEVAHBINDUNBEFO Goal 89'
October 18, 2014 3 icon.png /3/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-2 D Zergface Goal 10'81'
October 24, 2014 T icon.png /t/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 L Vining Goal 18'
October 26, 2014 B icon.png /b/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-0 D
November 2, 2014 D icon.png /d/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 7-1 L Zergface Goal 26'
April 25, 2015 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Ivan Chesnokov Goal 5'
May 1, 2015 Hm icon.png /hm/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4-2 W Zergface Goal 7'19'
BRRRRRTT Goal 69'
Ragnar the Legitimate Goal 90+'
May 8, 2015 D icon.png /d/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-2 L Zergface Goal 44'
Ragnar the Legitimate Goal 90+'
May 10, 2015 N icon.png /n/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up Goal 6'
Zergface Goal 24'
October 23, 2015 D icon.png /d/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-1 W Ivan Chesnokov Goal 51'57'88'
October 25, 2015 E icon.png /e/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Zergface Goal 71'
October 31, 2015 W icon.png /w/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Cosmoline Goal 60'
Ivan Chesnokov Goal 70'
November 6, 2015 V icon.png /v/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1 D Ivan Chesnokov Goal 55'
November 14, 2015 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Zergface Goal 41'
BRRRRRRRTT Goal 67'
February 19, 2016 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 0-1 L
February 21, 2016 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 0-0 D
February 27, 2016 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 0-6 L
May 7, 2016 I icon.png /i/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-3 L Zergface Goal 14'90+3'
May 13, 2016 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 L Ivan Chesnokov Goal 45+2'
May 15, 2016 E icon.png /e/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-3 L Zergface Goal 90+2'
October 28, 2016 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-4 D Zergface Goal 24'83'
Cheeki Breeki Goal 58'
Navy Seal Copypasta Goal 88'
October 30, 2016 C icon.png /c/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-3 D Zergface Goal 9'14'
Assault Clipz Goal 90+2'
November 5, 2016 W icon.png /w/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1 L
May 13, 2017 E icon.png /e/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-3 L
May 19, 2017 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4-5 L Zergface Goal 2'34'45+3'61'
May 21, 2017 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Zergface Goal 49'
October 13, 2017 X icon.png /x/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-2 L Moist Nugget Goal 53'
October 14, 2017 Y icon.png /y/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-0 W Moist Nugget Goal 43'
Zergface Goal 66'
October 15, 2017 I icon.png /i/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-2 D Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 9'
Moist Nugget Goal 80'
October 28, 2017 Co icon.png /co/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-2 L
November 3, 2017 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-2 D Hickok45 Goal 10'
Moist Nugget Goal 86'
November 5, 2017 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Hickok45 Goal 14'
Moist Nugget Goal 34'
November 11, 2017 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage 2-4 L Zergface Goal 26'
ATF Goal 75'
February 17, 2018 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup 0-4 W Moist Nugget Goal 15'
Hickok45 Goal 38'76'
Ian McCollum Goal 69'
February 23, 2018 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup 2-4 W Cheeki Breeki Goal 8'
Ian Mccollum Goal 32'
Zergface Goal 88'
Hickok45 Goal 90+3'
February 25, 2018 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup 1-1 D Hickok45 Goal 16'
March 3, 2018 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 3-1 W Hickok45 Goal 30'69'
Zergface Goal 51'
March 4, 2018 H icon.png /h/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals 0-2 L
July 28, 2018 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2018 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 W Cheeki Breeki Goal 90+2'
August 3, 2018 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2018 4chan Summer Cup 0-1 L
August 5, 2018 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2018 4chan Summer Cup 6-4 W Zergface Goal 9'89'
Hickock45 Goal 23'
Moist Nugget Goal 48'86'
Ian McCollum Goal 54'
August 11, 2018 B icon.png /b/ 2018 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16 1-0 W Cosmoline Goal 89'
August 12, 2018 Int icon.png /int/ 2018 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals 4-5 L Moist Nugget Goal 11'77'90+4'
Zergface Goal 65'
February 16, 2019 His icon.png /his/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 1-3 L Moist Nugget Goal 66'
February 22, 2019 B icon.png /b/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 2-3 L Zergface Goal 6'
That Shoulder Thing that Goes up Goal 25'
February 24, 2019 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 2-2 D Zergface Goal 77'
Moist Nugget Goal 90+5'
May 18, 2019 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Moist Nugget Goal 50'
May 24, 2019 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Moist Nugget Goal 8'
May 26, 2019 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Moist Nugget Goal 24'
June 1, 2019 H icon.png /h/ 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16 0-2 L
July 20, 2019 I icon.png /i/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 1-4 L Moist Nugget Goal 62'
July 26, 2019 C icon.png /c/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 W Moist Nugget Goal 70'
July 28, 2019 S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Ivan Chesnokov Goal 44'
August 3, 2019 Int icon.png /int/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16 3-2 W Zergface Goal 11'76'84'
August 4, 2019 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals 4-0 W Hickok45 Goal 8'
Moist Nugget Goal 26'72'89'
August 4, 2019 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup Semi Finals 1-3 L Moist Nugget Goal 32'
August 4, 2019 W icon.png /w/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Match 3-2 W Moist Nugget Goal 5'81'
Zergface Goal 35'
January 17, 2020 Out icon.png /out/ 2020 4chan Winter Cup 2-3 L Hickok45 Goal 12'
Moist Nugget Goal 69'
January 19, 2020 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2020 4chan Winter Cup 2-2 D Zergface Goal 12'64'
January 25, 2020 F icon.png /f/ 2020 4chan Winter Cup 1-0 W Zergface Goal 74'
April 24, 2020 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Moist Nugget Goal 11'74'
April 26, 2020 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-4 L Zergface Goal 45+1'
May 2, 2020 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Zergface Goal 29'
October 24, 2020 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-3 L
October 30, 2020 3 icon.png /3/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-3 L Arkan and the Tigers Goal 25'
November 1, 2020 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-4 L Simo Häyhä Goal 64'81'
July 10, 2021 Vm icon.png /vm/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-2 D Arkan and the Tigers Goal 7'
Zergface Goal 17'
July 18, 2021 F icon.png /f/ 2021 4chan World Cup 1-2 L Simo Häyhä Goal 59'
July 30, 2021 C icon.png /c/ 2021 4chan World Cup 1-3 L Simo Häyhä Goal 34'
October 22, 2021 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0 W Simo Häyhä Goal 50'71'
October 24, 2021 Xs icon.png /xs/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-0 W Zergface Goal 13'82'
Simo Häyhä Goal 61'
November 5, 2021 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-0 W Zergface Goal 14'52'78'
Simo Häyhä Goal 24'
Cheeki Breeki Goal 71'
November 7, 2021 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-1 W Arkan and the Tigers Goal 7'
Big Dicc Marty Goal 18'
Zergface Goal 36'74'
Simo Häyhä Goal 54'
November 13, 2021 Y icon.png /y/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage 2-3 L Arkan and the Tigers Goal 33'
Simo Häyhä Goal 45+0'
January 29th, 2022 Co icon.png /co/ 2022 4chan Winter Cup 3-3 D Arkan and the Tigers Goal 34'
Simo Häyhä Goal 57'70'
February 4th, 2022 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2022 4chan Winter Cup 2-2 D Reaper Drone Goal 24'
Simo Häyhä Goal 45'
February 4th, 2022 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2022 4chan Winter Cup 2-3 L Simo Häyhä Goal 16'24'
April 30th, 2022 F icon.png /f/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1 D Z-Team Goal 86'
May 8th, 2022 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Simo Häyhä Goal 49'
May 14th, 2022 A icon.png /a/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Zergface Goal 35'72'
May 20th, 2022 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-1 L
May 21st, 2022 Vt icon.png /vt/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16 1-1(3-1) L Zergface Goal 64'
July 30th, 2022 Int icon.png /int/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 3-0 W Z-Team Goal 8'29'
Arkan and the Tigers Goal 51'
August 5th, 2022 D icon.png /d/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Simo Häyhä Goal 50'
August 7th, 2022 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 3-2 W Simo Häyhä Goal 5'
Arkan and the Tigers Goal 44'
Zergface Goal 70'
August 13th, 2022 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup Knockouts 2-0 W Simo Häyhä Goal 16'
Zergface Goal 58'
August 14th, 2022 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup Knockouts 0-5 L
January 27th, 2023 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup Group E 1-2 L Zergface Goal 45+1'
January 29th, 2023 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup Group E 2-3 L Simo Häyhä Goal 68'
Zergface Goal 76'
February 4th, 2023 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup Group E 2-3 L Zergface Goal 76'
Paul Harrell The Exonerated Goal 85'
May 6th, 2023 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group G 4-1 W Simo Häyhä Goal 9'68'
Paul Harrell The Exonerated Goal 41'44'
May 12th, 2023 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group G 3-1 W Simo Häyhä Goal 12'
Zergface Goal 76'
Orb Goal 50'
May 14th, 2023 An icon.png /an/ 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group G 2-3 L Simo Häyhä Goal 17'
Zergface Goal 49'
May 20th, 2023 C icon.png /c/ 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16 5-4 W Simo Häyhä Goal 7'21'58'78'
Orb Goal 98'
May 21st, 2023 D icon.png /d/ 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter Finals 0-3 L
July 28th, 2023 Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ 2023 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Cheeki BreekiGoal 34'
July 30th, 2023 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2023 4chan Summer Cup 2-2 D ZergfaceGoal 19'42'
August 5th, 2023 Pw icon.png /pw/ 2023 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Cheeki BreekiGoal 31'
Simo HäyhäGoal 80'
October 27th, 2023 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W ATFGoal 29'
Cheeki BreekiGoal 64'
October 29th, 2023 Xs icon.png /xs/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-3 W ZergfaceGoal 25'58'
Simo HäyhäGoal 53'
Cheeki BreekiGoal 64'
Novvember 4th, 2023 U icon.png /u/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-1 W Simo HäyhäGoal 23'62'
Is That FAMAS?Goal 55'
ZergfaceGoal 71'

Cheeki BreekiGoal 84'
Novvember 4th, 2023 I icon.png /i/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16 3-3(2-4) L Cheeki BreekiGoal 11'
ZergfaceGoal 75'
ATF Goal 105+0'
April 26th, 2024 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A 4-4 D Saint Paul Harrell the Exonerated Goal 23'
Zergface Goal 62, 90+0'
Simo Häyhä Goal 84'
April 28th, 2024 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A 1-1 D Saint Paul Harrell the Exonerated Goal 90+3'
May 4th, 2024 X icon.png /x/ 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A 3-1 L Zergface Goal 89'
May 4th, 2024 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group C 3-2 L Simo Häyhä Goal 50'
Saint Paul Harrell the Exalted Goal 56'
May 5th, 2024 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group C 3-1 L Saint Paul Harrell the Exalted Goal 85'
May 6th, 2024 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group C 6-4 W Simo Häyhä Goal 2'
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT Goal 45+0'
Average Brit Scored 51'
Zergface Goal 76, 87'
Saint Paul Harrell the Exalted Goal 90+3'

Invitationals/Other

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
November 25, 2012 O icon.png /o/ Trip Cup Quarterfinals 4-0 W BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT Goal 17'
Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 21'
Zergface Goal 58'
Moist Nugget Goal 68'
November 25, 2012 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Trip Cup Semifinals 2-2
(4-5) L
Zergface Goal 28'118'
November 25, 2012 Sp icon.png /sp/ Trip Cup Third Place Match 3-1 W Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 24'
Wound Vectors Goal 42'
Zergface Goal 58'
October 12, 2013 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage 1-1 D Deagle Brand Deagle Goal 26'
October 12, 2013 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage 1-0 W BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT Goal 54'
October 13, 2013 Int icon.png /int/ 2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage 1-3 L Zergface Goal 62'
July 26, 2014 Ic icon.png /ic/ 2014 Summer Cup Group Stage Playoff 0-2 L
January 18, 2015 Int icon.png /int/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 0-2 L
January 25, 2015 Out icon.png /out/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Moist Nugget Goal 64'
July 11, 2015 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-1 L Moist Nugget Goal 62'
July 19, 2015 Out icon.png /out/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 4-1 L Ivan Chesnokov Goal 6'
August 21, 2015 D icon.png /d/ Lark's Madness 2-2 L (3–2 PK) Ivan Chesnokov Goal ??'??'
January 23, 2016 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies 3-0 W Brian Cox Scored 61'
Zergface Goal 67'
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT Goal 82'
January 24, 2016 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies 2-1 L Zergface Goal 81'
January 6, 2017 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-5 L Cheeki Breeki Goal 20'
January 15, 2017 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Cheeki Breeki Goal 30'
Zergface Goal 80'
September 29, 2017 Vg icon.png /vg/ PESathon 3-0 W Zergface Goal 29'80'
Assault Clipz Goal 43'
September 29, 2017 Co icon.png /co/ PESathon 1-0 W Zergface Goal 88'
September 30, 2017 N icon.png /n/ PESathon 2-4 L A Magical Place Goal 37'
Zergface Goal 53'
November 17, 2017 Sci icon.png /sci/ World Wars II Cup II 1-0 W Zergrush Goal 33' (pen.)
November 17, 2017 Lit icon.png /lit/ World Wars II Cup II 2-2 D Zergrush Goal 12'29'
November 17, 2017 Int icon.png /int/ World Wars II Cup II 0-0 D
November 19, 2017 Pol icon.png /pol/ World Wars II Cup II 0-3 L
November 19, 2017 Out icon.png /out/ World Wars II Cup II 3-1 W Moist Nugget Goal 5'27'65'
January 13, 2018 An icon.png /an/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 3-1 W Cheeki Breeki Goal 7'
Hickok45 Goal 73'
Zergface Goal 77'
January 21, 2018 W icon.png /w/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 4-2 W Moist Nugget Goal 19'51'
Ian McCollum Goal 27'
Hickok45 Goal 41' (freekick)
October 5, 2018 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L Assault Clips Goal 33'
October 20, 2018 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Hoppes No. 9 Goal 72'
March 8, 2020 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 0-1 L
March 13, 2020 His icon.png /his/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L Hickok45 Goal 6'
March 14, 2020 An icon.png /an/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L Cheeki Breeki Goal 48'
April 4, 2020 Hardstyle icon.png /hardstyle/ Mogra Void Cup 2-1 W Hickok45 Goal 4'
Moist Nugget Goal 72'
April 4, 2020 Skg icon.png /skg/ Mogra Void Cup 4-2 W Moist Nugget Goal 14'76'
Hickok45 Goal 54'
Cheeki Breeki Goal 83'
April 4, 2020 Porter icon.png /porter/ Mogra Void Cup 2-0 W Zergface Goal 18'
Moist Nugget Goal 73'
April 4, 2020 Zls icon.png /zls/ Mogra Void Cup 3-1 W Moist Nugget Goal 55'
Ian McCollum Goal 85'
Moist Nugget Goal 90+2'
March 14, 2020 Bant icon.png /bant/ Garbage Day: Spring 2020 Super Spoon Playoff 0-2 L
April 4, 2020 A icon.png /a/ Garbage Day: Spring 2020 Super Spoon Playoff 5-1 W Jack Wilson Goal 51'
Moist Nugget Goal 53'68'86'
Zergface Goal 88'
June 25, 2020 Zls icon.png /zls/ Mogra Void Cup 2 1-1
(10-11) L
Ian McCollun Goal 45+3'
July 9, 2020 U icon.png /u/ 2020 4CC Champions League 2-1 W Jack Wilson Goal 20'
Moist Nugget Goal 69'
July 10, 2020 C icon.png /c/ 2020 4CC Champions League 3-4 L Goal 5' Moist Nugget
Goal 10' Cheeki Breeki
Goal 63'
July 11, 2020 Lzg icon.png /lzg/ 2020 4CC Champions League 1-1 D Moist Nugget Goal 77'
July 31, 2020 Jp icon.png /jp/ Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle 1-2 L Goal 19' Zergface
July 31, 2020 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle 1-3 L Goal 15' Moist Nugget
July 31, 2020 Mu icon.png /mu/ Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle 3-5 L Goal 5' Zergface
Goal 45+2' Jack Wilson
Goal 74' Moist Nugget
July 31, 2020 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle 9-0 W Goal 10'24'62' Jack Wilson
Goal 14' Moist Nugget
Goal 44'49'71' Zergface
Goal 82'A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer
Goal 89' Ian McCollum
September 12, 2020 An icon.png /an/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Lauri Törni Goal 16'
Simo Häyhä Goal 53'
September 19, 2020 His icon.png /his/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1(2-1) W Jack Wilson Goal 30'
September 19, 2020 U icon.png /u/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-3 L Arkan and the Tiger Goal 35'
November 6, 2020 Vr icon.png /vr/ Garbage Day: Autumn 2020 Raking 0-3 L
November 6, 2020 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Garbage Day: Autumn 2020 Raking 0-0(5-4) W
December 22, 2020 Honk icon.png /honk/ Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition 2-0 W Simo Häyhä Goal 45+1'
Arkan and The Tigers Goal 82'
December 23, 2020 Toy icon.png /toy/ Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition 2-3 L Simo Häyhä Goal 80'
Zergface Goal 87'
December 28, 2020 Twg icon.png /twg/ Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition 4-1 W Simo Häyhä Goal 11'78'
Zergface Goal 57'
Arkan and The Tigers Goal 71'
December 29, 2020 Moonman icon.png /moonman/ Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition 7-4 W Zergface Goal 11'47'68'70'73'
Lauri Törni Goal 28'40'
December 30, 2020 Balk icon.png /balk/ Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition 2-3 L Own goal Scored 51'
Simo Häyhä Goal 70'
Januray 15, 2021 Pol icon.png /pol/ Test Cup V 21 0-0 D
Januray 15, 2021 R6g icon.png /r6g/ Test Cup V 21 2-3 L Simo Häyhä Goal 2'
Januray 16, 2021 Pol icon.png /pol/ Test Cup V 21 0-4 L
Januray 17, 2021 R6g icon.png /r6g/ Test Cup V 21 1-0 W Zergface Goal 58'
Januray 22, 2021 P icon.png /p/ Test Cup V 21 4-2 W Arkan And The Tigers Goal 8'
Zergface Goal 47'
Simo Häyhä Goal 112'117'
Januray 22, 2021 Biz icon.png /biz/ Test Cup V 21 3-1 L Zergface Goal 10'
Januray 22, 2021 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Test Cup V 21 3-1 L Arkan And the TigersGoal 28'
May 15, 2021 X icon.png /x/ 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies 1-1(4-2) W Simo Häyhä Goal 24'
May 16, 2021 A icon.png /a/ 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies 5-8 L MIGA :DDDD Goal 2'
Maho Nishizumi Goal 27'59' AlisaGoal 53'
Erika Goal 90+5'
May 22, 2021 P icon.png /p/ 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies 2-2(1-3) L Arkan and the Tigers Goal 62'
Simo HäyhäGoal 83'
May 23, 2021 His icon.png /his/ 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies 1-2 L Zergface Goal 73'
May 23, 2021 Vst icon.png /vst/ Spring 2022 Monday Night Futbol 3-2 W Zergface Goal 3'39'72'
April 4, 2022 Sci icon.png /sci/ Spring 2022 Monday Night Futbol 3-6 L Big Dicc Marty Goal 29'73'
Simo HäyhäGoal 61'
16th September 2022 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1(2-4)L Simo HäyhäGoal 64'
23rd September 2022 Ylilauta icon.png /ylilauta/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 0-1 L
25th September 2022 V icon.png /v/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 4-0 W The Z-TeamGoal 13'17'31'
Simo HäyhäGoal 86'
1st October 2022 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-3 L Simo HäyhäGoal 5'58'

Goalscorers Table

Player Goals
Zergface 95
Simo Häyha(Moist Nugget) 70
Saint Paul Harrell The Exalted 13
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 12
Deagle Brand Deagle 11
Hickok45 11
Cheeki Breeki 10
Ivan Chesnokov 8
Arkan and the Tigers 7
AK-47 5
Ruger 9MM 3
Ian McCollum 3
Z-Team 3
ATF 3
Cosmoline 2
Ragnar The Legitimate 2
Mossberg12Gaug 2
Navy Seal Pasta 2
Orb 2
10MM is best MM 1
Nex Alea 1
Glocknade 1
S&W 38 Revolver 1
NEVABINDUNBEFO 1
Vining 1
The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up 1
Big Dicc Marty 1
Reaper Drone 1
Is That A FAMAS? 1

Only official matches are counted here.

Rivalries

Sp logo.png
/sp/ - /k/ommandos vs /sp/artans
A rivalry that was first truly realized in the finals of the 2012 Winter Cup. /k/ The People's Team, a group of men from all walks of life. Prior to the finals, /k/ had defeated /sp/ in winners bracket play and three additional times in friendlies. /sp/ finally won a 3-0 shut out in the first leg of the finals but /k/ came back to knock off /sp/ 2-1. /k/'s Heroic run in the finals saw them defeat a team with some of 4chan's most elite players including George Costanza, Messi, and Da Burrs. In the process, /sp/ was once again prevented from winning the cup, and /k/ earned their eternal hate.
2-0-1
Mu logo.png
/mu/ - The Ol' War Song
The best rivalries develop organically. /mu/-/k/ is the perfect example of this and in many ways the perfect rivalry in the 4chan cup. /mu/’s oldest and fiercest rivals, the /k/ommandos have never failed to meet up with the /mu/tants somewhere along the way whenever both teams have made their way to the same tournament. The first meeting between these two storied sides occurred in the original 2011 Summer Cup, which /mu/ took by a scoreline of 2-1. /k/ however returned fire next Winter, defeating /mu/ in a penalty shootout on their way to hoisting a 4chan cup. Once again, the two sides met the following Summer Cup, which ended in an explosive 3-3 stalemate in the group stages. Meeting again next Winter, we were to see a completely different story. /mu/ would reassert their dominance in style, outgunning the weapons board by seven goals to one, led by captain Jeff Mangum’s then-record 5 goals in a single game, helping send /k/ down to their first-ever babby cup. The two would not meet again until /mu/’s own Championship run in Summer 2014, where the game was decided in /mu/’s favor off a late Talentless Hack goal. Back in Winter, the /k/ommandos look to find /mu/ somewhere on the battlefield so they may tip the scales of this historic rivalry back in their favor, and the /mu/tants not only expect but relish the opportunity to meet the old enemy on the field once more in the best rivalry in the 4chan Cup. /a/ and /sp/ wish they could have a rivalry this great. /mu/ leads this rivalry with 4 wins, 1 draw, and 1 loss.
1-1-4

Honors

Videos

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Gallery

Past Logos

Team Newspaper

/k/ravda is a newspaper made by Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I for info about the team and recent 4chan cup events. Issue no. 67-73 is made by Lardagus. Issue no. 74 onwards is made by Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk.

Older Exports

2018 Winter Friendlies Tactical Export
2018 Winter Friendlies Aesthetics
2018 Winter Friendlies Music (Updated with chants)
2017 Autumn Babby Tactical Export
2017 Autumn Babby Aesthetics Export
2017 Autumn Babby Music Export
/k/ 2017 Spring Babby Export
/k/ 2017 Winter Friendly Export
/k/ Converted PES 17 Aesthetics
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass, Cheeki Breeki Alt Goalhorn


Achievements
Elite Cups
Inaugural Champions Winter Champions
2012 (1st title)
Succeeded by
2013 /sp/ Sp icon.png
Babby Cups
Preceded by
2023 /sci/ Sci icon.png
Autumn Champions
2024 (1st title)
Incumbent