Fastest Goals

This is an ordered list of most goals scored by a player under the two minute mark. Note that some goals are absent from the list as there is no footage available to confirm the exact second that a goal was scored (example: Poor Little White Guy's goal against /soc/ in the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup semi final)

Fastest Goals

Time	Player	Team	Opponent	Tournament
1:05	Doomguy	/vr/	/po/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:20	Shi-Painter	/i/	/sp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:27	Vocaroo	/soc/	/trv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:29	>rape	/mlp/	/asp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Final
1:29	Triforce	/b/	/a/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:33	Lightsaber Dick	/h/	/wsg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:34	5 Inch Dick	/adv/	/v/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:34	Spurdo Sparde	/int/	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semi Final
1:39	Lolicatgirls	/f/	/vg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:39	Zergface	/k/	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:40	Autism	/jp/	/vr/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:41	Mega Ampharos	/vp/	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
1:46	Kirby	/vr/	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:47	shockandjoy	/i/	/m/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:48	Martin Shkreli	/biz/	/tg/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:48	Yoko Littner	/e/	/wg/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:52	Spacebat	/an/	/po/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Preliminary Round
1:52	Terrorist Watch	/g/	/int/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:53	5 Inch Dick	/adv/	/cgl/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:53	Asuka	/h/	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:56	Woody	/toy/	/h/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:57	Suicide	/adv/	/p/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage

Fastest Goals by Team

Time	Player	Team	Opponent	Tournament
2:??	Super Deep Throat (o.g.)	/3/	/f/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
3:??	Mugi	/a/	/m/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:34	5 Inch Dick	/adv/	/v/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:52	Spacebat	/an/	/po/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Preliminary Round
2:07	CENAWINSLOL	/asp/	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Final
1:29	Triforce	/b/	/a/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:48	Martin Shkreli	/biz/	/tg/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:57	Konata	/c/	/adv/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:15	Dramu	/cgl/	/cm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
2:03	Nachos	/ck/	/b/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16
2:??	Griffith	/cm/	/n/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
5:48	Win O'Thread	/co/	/t/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
2:56	Bob Sapp	/d/	/trv/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:25	Google It First	/diy/	/sci/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:48	Yoko Littner	/e/	/wg/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:39	Lolicatgirls	/f/	/vg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
7:??	Dick Ovens	/fa/	/s/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
3:51	Zyzz	/fit/	/v/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:52	Terrorist Watch	/g/	/int/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:09	Kerning	/gd/	/s4s/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
2:13	Sauce	/gif/	/biz/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage
1:53	Asuka	/h/	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
4:27	Vlad The Implier	/his/	/sci/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
5:??	Bearforce	/hm/	/a/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
5:02	Taylor Swift	/hr/	/cgl/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:20	Shi-Painter	/i/	/sp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2:57	Loomis	/ic/	/s4s/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
1:34	Spurdo Sparde	/int/	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semi Final
1:40	Autism	/jp/	/vr/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:39	Zergface	/k/	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
?:??		/lgbt/	/TBD/
?:??		/lit/	/TBD/
?:??		/m/	/TBD/
1:29	>rape	/mlp/	/asp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Final
?:??		/mu/	/TBD/
?:??		/n/	/TBD/
?:??		/o/	/TBD/
?:??		/out/	/TBD/
?:??		/p/	/TBD/
?:??		/po/	/TBD/
?:??		/pol/	/TBD/
?:??		/r9k/	/TBD/
?:??		/s/	/TBD/
?:??		/s4s/	/TBD/
?:??		/sci/	/TBD/
1:27	Vocaroo	/soc/	/trv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
?:??		/sp/	/TBD/
?:??		/t/	/TBD/
?:??		/tg/	/TBD/
1:56	Woody	/toy/	/h/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
?:??		/trv/	/TBD/
?:??		/tv/	/TBD/
?:??		/u/	/TBD/
?:??		/v/	/TBD/
?:??		/vg/	/TBD/
1:41	Mega Ampharos	/vp/	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
1:05	Doomguy	/vr/	/po/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
?:??		/w/	/TBD/
?:??		/wg/	/TBD/
?:??		/wsg/	/TBD/
?:??		/x/	/TBD/
?:??		/y/	/TBD/