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|color1=FCD405
|color1=FCD405
|color2=000000
|color2=000000
|ranking= 8 <small>({{increase|5}})</small>
|ranking= 40 <small>({{increase|11}})</small>
|high_ranking= 1
|high_ranking= 1
|high_date= February 14, 2021
|high_date= February 14, 2021
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|captain= Charles II
|captain= Charles II
|scorer= {{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}
|scorer= {{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}
|goals= 51
|goals= 62
|assister= {{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}
|assister= {{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}
|assists= 30
|assists= 36
|w= 32
|w= 37
|d= 5
|d= 8
|l= 32
|l= 39
|gf= 136
|gf= 162
|ga= 132
|ga= 164
|win_home= his
|win_home= his
|win_away= fa
|win_away= fa
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|win_date= July 26, 2020
|win_date= July 26, 2020
|lose_home= his
|lose_home= his
|lose_away= vp
|lose_away= a
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_away= 5
|lose_score_away= 7
|lose_date= May 5, 2018
|lose_date= November 11, 2023
|first_home= his
|first_home= his
|first_away= v
|first_away= v
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|best_elite_result='''<span style="color:  #C0C0C0; font-size: 100%">2nd</span>'''
|best_elite_result='''<span style="color:  #C0C0C0; font-size: 100%">2nd</span>'''
|best_elite_cup= [[2021 4chan Winter Cup|Winter 2021]]
|best_elite_cup= [[2021 4chan Winter Cup|Winter 2021]]
|babby_cup_appearances= 7
|babby_cup_appearances= 11
|first_babby_appearance= [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring 2016]]
|first_babby_appearance= [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring 2016]]
|best_babby_result='''<span style="color:  #C0C0C0; font-size: 100%">2nd</span>'''
|best_babby_result='''<span style="color:  #C0C0C0; font-size: 100%">2nd</span>'''
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|altgh4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvkHIZg_954&t=32s
|altgh4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvkHIZg_954&t=32s
|altgh4_title=El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron
|altgh4_title=El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron
|altgh5_what=Bomber Harris/ Bombs Away Lemay Goalhorn
|altgh5_what=Bomber Harris Goalhorn
|altgh5=youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M
|altgh5=youtu.be/xEw9Z2J2_eg?t=42
|altgh5_title=The Trammps - Disco Inferno
|altgh5_title=Sir Arthur 'Bomber' Harris™
|altgh6_what=Bombs Away Lemay Goalhorn
|altgh6=youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M
|altgh6_title=The Trammps - Disco Inferno
|altgh7_what=Burnin' Sherman
|altgh7=youtu.be/F3uph_1bqZk
|altgh7_title=When Johnny comes marching home Matzzz Remix
|altgh8_what=Finno-Korean Hyper war Goalhorn
|altgh8=youtu.be/aUz4VlSja58
|altgh8_title=Ensiferum - Into Battle
|altgh9_what=Tiktaalik Goalhorn
|altgh9=youtu.be/B9h1tR42QYA
|altgh9_title=Tiktaalik (Your Inner Fish)
 
|nickname=/his/torians
|nickname=/his/torians
|kithome=Hishome-2022wc.png
|kithome=Hishome-2022wc.png
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{{sq start|bg=#FCD405|fg=#000000}}
{{sq start|bg=#FCD405|fg=#000000}}
{{sq start player |no=27 |pos=GK |name=Taft}}
{{sq start player |no=27 |pos=GK |name=Taft}}
{{sq start player|no=1|pos=LB |name=Tiktaalik}}
{{sq start player |no=66 |pos=LB |name=Maoist Worst Nightmare}}
{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=Finno-Korean Hyper war}}
{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=Finno-Korean Hyper war}}
{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=The Russian Baltic Fleet}}
{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Decisive Tang Victory}}
{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=RB |name=Pregnant Anne Frank}}
{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=RB |name=Pregnant Anne Frank}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=More Wives, Your Grace?}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name=More Wives, Your Grace?}}
{{sq start player |no=999 |pos=CMF|name=Mongolian Horse Archer}}
{{sq start player|no=1|pos=CMF|name=Tiktaalik}}
{{sq silver player |no=4 |pos=CMF |name=Gaius & Aulus}}
{{sq silver player |no=4 |pos=CMF|name=Gaius & Aulus}}
{{sq silver player |no=45 |pos=AMF |name=Bomber Harris/Bombs Away Lemay}}
{{sq silver player |no=45 |pos=AMF|name=Bomber Harris/Bombs Away Lemay}}
{{sq gold player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=Charles II {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=SS|name={{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name={{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=21 |pos=CF |name=Charles II {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid|bg=#FCD405|fg=#000000}}
{{sq mid|bg=#FCD405|fg=#000000}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=GK |name=___ Battle of the Isonzo}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=GK |name=___ Battle of the Isonzo}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=Decisive Tang Victory}}
{{sq player |no=89 |pos=LB |name=bomes}}
{{sq player |no=600 |pos=CB |name=source?}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=LB|name=What the fuck was his problem}}
{{sq player |no=66 |pos=CB |name=Maoist Worst Nightmare}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=This board needs a janny}}
{{sq player |no=89 |pos=LB |name=Diogenes}}
{{sq player |no=70 |pos=CB|name=Plague-carrying Rat}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=RB |name={{greentext|&Humanities}}}}
{{sq player |no=650 |pos=CB |name= Muh Haplogroups}}
{{sq player |no=650 |pos=RB |name= 6500 year old Soomer}}
{{sq player |no=600 |pos=RB |name=Ea-Nasir}}
{{sq player |no=146 |pos=RB |name=CARTHAGO DELENDA EST}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=RB |name=Chinkspammer}}
{{sq player |no=64 |pos=CMF |name=Burnin’ Sherman}}
{{sq player |no=146 |pos=DMF |name=CARTHAGO DELENDA EST}}
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=CMF |name=I’m going to post this every day until you remember it}}
{{sq player |no=64 |pos=DMF |name=Burnin’ Sherman}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=DMF |name=What the fuck was his problem}}
{{sq player |no=999 |pos=DMF |name=Mongolian Horse Archer}}
{{sq player |no=44 |pos=DMF |name=Dirlewanger}}
{{sq player |no=44|pos=DMF |name=Dirlewanger}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


==History==
==History==
''[[/his/ History| Previous campaigns]]''
''[[/his/ History| Previous campaigns]]''
===2022 Winter Campaign===
 
'''WIP'''
==Special Music==
{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} hattrick goalhorn: [https://youtu.be/-JqYKPsh6iM DJ Ostkurve feat Die Jungen Zillertaler - Schei wi dei wi du (Lyrics Remix Video)] <br>
Bomber Harris hattrick goalhorn: [https://youtu.be/l2H3PFyL9dI?t=38 DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS]
<br><br>
5th kit vs {{team away|int}}: [https://youtu.be/xoc2EC3LA60 "Мен – тыва мен" - Anthem of the Tuva Republic]


==Match Log==
==Match Log==
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| Failed to Advance
| Failed to Advance
| 24th
| 24th
|-style="background:#ffcccc"
| style="background:#f8f9fa"|[[File:ABC22 Design H.png|link=2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|25px]] [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 1-0-2
| 6
| 7
| -1
| Failed to Advance
| 23rd
|-style="background:#ffcccc"
| style="background:#f8f9fa"|[[File:SBC23 Design Dq.png|link=2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|25px]] [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| 1-1-2
| 7
| 10
| -3
| Failed to Advance
| 9th
|-style="background:#ccffcc"
| style="background:#f8f9fa"|[[File:ABC23 Design G.png|link=2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|25px]] [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 2-0-2
| 10
| 13
| -3
| Promoted
| 16th
|-style="background:#ffcccc"
| style="background:#f8f9fa"|[[File:WC24 Design E1.png|link=2024 4chan Winter Cup|25px]] [[2024 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 0-0-3
| 3
| 9
| -6
| Relegated
| 30th
|}
|}


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!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=18%| Date
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=18%| Date
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=18%| VOD
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=18%| VOD
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#c4e0fc" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:WC24 Design E1.png|135px|link=2024 4chan Winter Cup]]<br>{{color|000|2024 4chan Winter Cup|2024 4chan Winter Cup}}
| style="background:#c4e0fc" rowspan="3" align=center|[[2024 4chan Winter Cup Group C|Group C]]
|align=center|{{team away|vrpg}}
|align=center|1-3 L
|align=center|<small>{{goal|7}} Bomber Harris</small>
|align=center|January 19, 2024
|align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-01-19/?t=05.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|align=center|{{team away|aco}}
|align=center|0-2 L
|align=center|<small></small>
|align=center|January 21, 2024
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-01-21/?t=2:16:22.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|align=center|{{team away|vst}}
|align=center|2-4 L
|align=center|<small>Charles II {{goal|73}}<br>{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|90+0}}</small>
|align=center|January 27, 2023
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-01-27/?t=1:00:52 Video]
|}
===Previous Official Matches===
<div style="width:75%; height:400px; display:inline-block; vertical-align:top; height:637px; overflow-y:scroll; margin:1em 0">
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="background:linear-gradient(to right, #111D2E, #0E2353, #1387B8)
|-
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=20%| Competition
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=14%| Stage
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=10%| Opponent
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=8%| Result
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=30%| Scorers
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=18%| Date
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=18%| VOD
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#ffead6" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:ABC23 Design G.png|135px|link=2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br>{{color|000|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup}}
| style="background:#ffead6" rowspan="3" align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group G|Group G]]
|align=center|{{team away|vr}}
|align=center|3-1 W
|align=center|<small>{{goal|33||44||61}} Charles II</small>
|align=center|October 28, 2023
|align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-10-28/?t=3:36:40.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|align=center|{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|1-3 L
|align=center|<small>{{goal|23}} Charles II</small>
|align=center|November 3, 2023
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-10-28/?t=3:36:40.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|{{team away|s4s}}
|align=center|5-2 W
|align=center|<small>Charles II {{goal|16||20||45+3}}<br>{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|25}}<br>Gaius & Aulus {{goal|58}}</small>
|align=center|November 5, 2023
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-11-05/1/?t=44:09.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#ffead6" rowspan="1" align=center|[[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_knockout_stage#/a/_v_/his/|Knockouts]]
|align=center|{{team away|a}}
|align=center|1-7 L
|align=center|<small>{{goal|55}} {{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}</small>
|align=center|November 11, 2023
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-11-11/?t=4:26:46.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#91F7A7" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:SBC23 Design Dq.png|135px|link=2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]<br>{{color|000|2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers}}
| style="background:#91F7A7" rowspan="3" align=center|[[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B|Group B]]
|align=center|{{team away|wsg}}
|align=center|1-3 L
|align=center|<small>{{greentext|Holy >Roman >Empire}} {{goal|79}}</small>
|align=center|April 21, 2023
|align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/spring23q/2023-04-21/?t=1:20:07.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|{{team away|vt}}
|align=center|5-4 W
|align=center|<small>Charles II {{goal|3}}<br>{{greentext|Holy >Roman >Empire}} {{goal|43||58||86}}<br>Tiktaalik {{goal|60}}</small>
|align=center|April 22, 2023
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/spring23q/2023-04-22/?t=1:35:30.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|align=center|{{team away|i}}
|align=center|1-1 D
|align=center|<small>{{goal|19}} {{greentext|Holy >Roman >Empire}}</small>
|align=center|April 23, 2023
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/spring23q/2023-04-23/?t=2:10:51.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|style="background:#91F7A7" rowspan="1" align=center|[[2023_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers_Playoffs#/his/_v_/r9k/|Playoffs]]
|align=center|{{team away|r9k}}
|align=center|0-2 L
|align=center|<small></small>
|align=center|April 23, 2023
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/spring23q/2023-04-23/?t=4:12:54.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#ffead6" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:ABC22 Design H.png|135px|link=2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br>{{color|000|2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup}}
| style="background:#ffead6" rowspan="3" align=center|[[2022_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Group_A|Group A]]
|align=center|{{team away|int}}
|align=center|2-3 L
|align=center|<small>{{goal|55||64}} Bomber Harris</small>
|align=center|November 4, 2022
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/autumn22/2022-11-04/?t=26:28.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|{{team away|aco}}
|align=center|3-2 W
|align=center|<small>{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|49||55||65}}</small>
|align=center|November 6, 2022
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/autumn22/2022-11-06/?t=44:40.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|align=center|{{team away|vm}}
|align=center|1-2 L
|align=center|<small>{{goal|10}} {{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}</small>
|align=center|November 12, 2022
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/autumn22/2022-11-12/?t=13:59.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#91F7A7" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:SBC22 Design D.png|135px|link=2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]<br>{{color|000|2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup}}
| style="background:#91F7A7" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:SBC22 Design D.png|135px|link=2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]<br>{{color|000|2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup}}
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|align=center|May 15, 2022
|align=center|May 15, 2022
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/spring22/2022-05-15/?t=1:18:44.0 Video]
|align=center|[https://implying.fun/video/spring22/2022-05-15/?t=1:18:44.0 Video]
|}
===Previous Official Matches===
{| class="wikitable" width=72% style="background:linear-gradient(to right, #111D2E, #0E2353, #1387B8)
|-
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=20%| Competition
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=14%| Stage
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=10%| Opponent
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=8%| Result
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=30%| Scorers
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=18%| Date
!style="background:#FCD405;color:#000000" width=18%| VOD
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#c4e0fc" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:WC22_Design_D.png|135px|link=2022 4chan Winter Cup]]<br>{{color|000|2022 4chan Winter Cup|2022 4chan Winter Cup}}
| style="background:#c4e0fc" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:WC22_Design_D.png|135px|link=2022 4chan Winter Cup]]<br>{{color|000|2022 4chan Winter Cup|2022 4chan Winter Cup}}
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|align=center|
|align=center|
|}
|}
</div>


===Unofficial Matches===
===Unofficial Matches===
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|<small>{{goal|63}} Charles II<br>{{goal|87}} {{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}</small>
|<small>{{goal|63}} Charles II<br>{{goal|87}} {{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}}</small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/spring21f/2021-05-23/2/?t=2:08:35.0 Video]
|[https://implying.fun/video/spring21f/2021-05-23/2/?t=2:08:35.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|  September 17, 2022
|{{team away|tv}}
|[[2022_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies#September_17th|2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|72}} Charles II<br>{{goal|92}} Bombs away Lemay</small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/autumn22f/2022-09-17/4/?t=2:14:21.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|  September 18, 2021
|{{team away|wg}}
|[[2022_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies#September_18th|2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|3-1 W
|<small>Charles II {{goal|9}}<br>{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|45+2}}<br>Bombs away Lemay {{goal|90+0}}</small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/autumn22f/2022-09-18/2/?t=4:49.0 Video]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|  September 24, 2021
|{{team away|c}}
|[[2022_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies#September_24th|2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|3-1 W
|<small>Charles II {{goal|61}}<br>source? {{goal|62}}<br>{{greentext|Holy>Roman>Empire}} {{goal|64}}</small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/autumn22f/2022-09-24/?t=2:52:55.0 Video]
|}
|}



Latest revision as of 20:32, 14 April 2024

/his/
We Didn't Start the Fire
His logo.png
/his/ - History & Humanities
Founded October 31, 2015
Owner Voltaire
IRL manager JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP
Team colors
Chat color FCD405
Holy Roman Yellow
Ranking 40 (increase 11)
Highest rank 1 (February 14, 2021)
Lowest rank 56 (April 17, 2016)
Top scorer >Holy>Roman>Empire (62)
Top assister >Holy>Roman>Empire (36)
Captain Charles II
Website /his/ - History & Humanities
Nickname /his/torians
Home ground Battleship Bismarck (groundshare with /k/)
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
37 8 39 84 44.05%
GF GA GD
162 164 -2
Biggest win
/his/ His icon.png 5–0 Fa icon.png /fa/
July 26, 2020
Biggest defeat
/his/ His icon.png 1–7 A icon.png /a/
November 11, 2023
First match
/his/ His icon.png 4–1 V icon.png /v/
April 15, 2016
Elite Cup
Appearances 8 (First in Summer 2017)
Best result 2nd, Winter 2021
Babby Cup
Appearances 11 (First in Spring 2016)
Best result 2nd, Autumn 2018
Team music
Anthem Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser ♔
2nd kit Anthem Magna Mater
3rd kit Anthem Heil dir im Siegerkranz
4th kit Anthem Verdun Chant Militaire ON NE PASSE PAS !!!
5th kit Anthem Khusugtun - Tes goliin magtaal
6th kit Anthem Kukultan - Atekokoli
7th kit Anthem The Battle Hymn of the Republic
Victory Anthem Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Finale)
Taft MoM Victory Anthem Taft!

Goal horn Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn Khuleg Baatar
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn Schei-wi-dei-wi-du
Gaius & Aulus Goalhorn Avicii - Hey Brother
Charles II Goalhorn El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron
Bomber Harris Goalhorn Sir Arthur 'Bomber' Harris™
Bombs Away Lemay Goalhorn The Trammps - Disco Inferno
Burnin' Sherman When Johnny comes marching home Matzzz Remix
Finno-Korean Hyper war Goalhorn Ensiferum - Into Battle
Tiktaalik Goalhorn Tiktaalik (Your Inner Fish)
Kits
Home kit Hishome-2022wc.png
Away kit Hisaway-2016sbc.png
Third kit Hiskit2-2017sc.png
Fourth kit Hisfourth-2018abcq.png
Fifth kit Hisfifth-2021wc.png
Sixth kit Hissixth-2022wc.png
Seventh kit Hisseventh-2022wc.png


The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura finally answered the calls of the repressed, history-loving communities of 4chan, and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in AD 2015 - but also possibly sometime after that, because we couldn't be fucked sourcing. The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.

By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster
No. Position Player
27
  GK
Taft
66
  LB
Maoist Worst Nightmare
17
  CB
Finno-Korean Hyper war
15
  CB
Decisive Tang Victory
16
  RB
Pregnant Anne Frank
6
  DMF
More Wives, Your Grace?
1
  CMF
Tiktaalik
4
  CMF
Gaius & Aulus
45
  AMF
Bomber Harris/Bombs Away Lemay
11
  SS
>Holy>Roman>Empire
21
  CF
Charles II Captain
No. Position Player
13
  GK
___ Battle of the Isonzo
89
  LB
bomes
19
  LB
What the fuck was his problem
5
  CB
This board needs a janny
70
  CB
Plague-carrying Rat
650
  CB
Muh Haplogroups
600
  RB
Ea-Nasir
16
  RB
Chinkspammer
146
  DMF
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST
64
  DMF
Burnin’ Sherman
999
  DMF
Mongolian Horse Archer
44
  DMF
Dirlewanger

History

Previous campaigns

Special Music

>Holy>Roman>Empire hattrick goalhorn: DJ Ostkurve feat Die Jungen Zillertaler - Schei wi dei wi du (Lyrics Remix Video)
Bomber Harris hattrick goalhorn: DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

5th kit vs Int icon.png /int/: "Мен – тыва мен" - Anthem of the Tuva Republic

Match Log

Cup Perfomance

Event Record GF GA GD Result Place
2016 spring fetus logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-0-1 9 5 4 Promoted 3rd
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0-2 8 9 -1 Failed to Advance 21st
ABC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 5 9 -3 Relegated 29th
SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-1-0 7 3 4 Promoted 1st
SBC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0-2 8 9 -1 Round of 16 13th
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup 2-0-2 8 7 -1 Round of 16 11th
WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-2 2 4 -2 Relegated 23rd
SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-0-4 8 19 -11 Relegated 40th
ABC18 Design Aq.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-0-1 2 3 -1 Promoted 6th
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-1-2 9 3 6 Runner-up 2nd
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup 3-0-1 12 6 6 Round of 16 13th
Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0-0-3 4 11 -7 Relegated 32nd
ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 Failed to Advance 19th
SBC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0-2 8 7 1 Promoted 10th
SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup 3-0-2 15 7 8 Quarterfinals 5th
WC21 Design D.png 2021 4chan Winter Cup 5-1-1 13 6 7 Runner-up 2nd
WoC21 Design E.png 2021 4chan World Cup 1-0-2 8 8 0 Failed to Advance 40th
WC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-2 3 8 -5 Relegated 27th
SBC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2-1 3 3 0 Failed to Advance 24th
ABC22 Design H.png 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0-2 6 7 -1 Failed to Advance 23rd
SBC23 Design Dq.png 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-1-2 7 10 -3 Failed to Advance 9th
ABC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0-2 10 13 -3 Promoted 16th
WC24 Design E1.png 2024 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 3 9 -6 Relegated 30th

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Competition Stage Opponent Result Scorers Date VOD
WC24 Design E1.png
2024 4chan Winter Cup
Group C Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ 1-3 L Goal 7' Bomber Harris January 19, 2024 Video
Aco icon.png /aco/ 0-2 L January 21, 2024 Video
Vst icon.png /vst/ 2-4 L Charles II Goal 73'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 90+0'
January 27, 2023 Video

Previous Official Matches

Competition Stage Opponent Result Scorers Date VOD
ABC23 Design G.png
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Group G Vr icon.png /vr/ 3-1 W Goal 33'44'61' Charles II October 28, 2023 Video
Toy icon.png /toy/ 1-3 L Goal 23' Charles II November 3, 2023 Video
S4s icon.png /s4s/ 5-2 W Charles II Goal 16'20'45+3'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 25'
Gaius & Aulus Goal 58'
November 5, 2023 Video
Knockouts A icon.png /a/ 1-7 L Goal 55' >Holy>Roman>Empire November 11, 2023 Video
SBC23 Design Dq.png
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
Group B Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 1-3 L >Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 79' April 21, 2023 Video
Vt icon.png /vt/ 5-4 W Charles II Goal 3'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 43'58'86'
Tiktaalik Goal 60'
April 22, 2023 Video
I icon.png /i/ 1-1 D Goal 19' >Holy >Roman >Empire April 23, 2023 Video
Playoffs R9k icon.png /r9k/ 0-2 L April 23, 2023 Video
ABC22 Design H.png
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Group A Int icon.png /int/ 2-3 L Goal 55'64' Bomber Harris November 4, 2022 Video
Aco icon.png /aco/ 3-2 W >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 49'55'65' November 6, 2022 Video
Vm icon.png /vm/ 1-2 L Goal 10' >Holy>Roman>Empire November 12, 2022 Video
SBC22 Design D.png
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Group B Jp icon.png /jp/ 1-2 L Charles II Goal 17' April 29, 2022 Video
H icon.png /h/ 1-1 D Goal 67' Bombs away Lemay May 7, 2022 Video
Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ 1-0 W Bombs away Lemay Goal 76' May 13, 2022 Video
R9k icon.png /r9k/ 0-0 D May 15, 2022 Video
WC22 Design D.png
2022 4chan Winter Cup
Group E W icon.png /w/ 3-2 W Bombs away Lemay Goal 4'66'
Charles II Goal 81'
January 29, 2022 Video
Out icon.png /out/ 0-3 L February 4, 2022 Video
V icon.png /v/ 0-3 L Booked 42' What the Fuck was his Problem February 6, 2022 Video
WoC21 Design E.png
2021 4chan World Cup
Group H Wg icon.png /wg/ 1-3 L Bomber Harris Goal 65' July 18, 2021 Video
E icon.png /e/ 4-1 W Napoleon Goal 19'79'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 52'
Charles II Goal 29'
July 10, 2021 Video
Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 3-4 L Goal 29' Napoleon
Goal 39'52' Charles II
July 30, 2021 Video
WC21 Design D.png
2021 4chan Winter Cup
Group D Trv icon.png /trv/ 2-1 W Charles II Goal 63'76' January 29, 2021 Video
Lit icon.png /lit/ 1-1 D Charles II Goal 13' January 31, 2021 Video
V icon.png /v/ 2-0 W Bomber Harris Goal 45+0'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 83'
February 6, 2021 Video
Knockouts D icon.png /d/ 2-0 W >Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 58'
Charles II Goal 82'
February 13, 2021 Video
Quarter Finals Mu icon.png /mu/ 5-1 W Goal 12'65' Charles II
Goal 39'79' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Goal 90+2' Gaius & Aulus
February 14, 2021 Video
Semi Finals Wg icon.png /wg/ 2-1 W Goal 49'90+0' >Holy >Roman >Empire February 14, 2021 Video
Final N icon.png /n/ 1-3 L Bomber Harris Goal 58' February 14, 2021 Video
SC20 Design E2.png
2020 4chan Summer Cup
Group F U icon.png /u/ 1-2 L Goal 89' Pregnant Anne Frank July 18, 2020 Video
Wg icon.png /wg/ 3-2 W Goal 64'71' Gaius & Aulus
Goal 76' Charles II
July 24, 2020 Video
Fa icon.png /fa/ 5-0 W Goal 18'30' Gaius & Aulus
Goal 59'90+4' Charles II
Goal 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire
July 26, 2020 Video
Knockouts Toy icon.png /toy/ 5-0 W Goal 18'30' Gaius & Aulus
Goal 59'90+4' Charles II
Goal 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire
July 26, 2020 Video
Quarter Finals U icon.png /u/ 3-3 L Goal 25' Burnin' Sherman
Goal 73' Charles II
Goal 82' >Holy >Roman >Empire

Penalties 4-5
Scored >Holy >Roman >Empire
Missed Charles II
Scored Gaius & Aulus
Scored Bomber Harris
Scored Muh Haplogroups

August 2, 2020 Video
SBC20 Design A.png
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Group D Mu icon.png /mu/ 2-1 W Bomber Harris Goal 15'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 35'
April 24, 2020 Video
Aco icon.png /aco/ 1-0 W Bomber Harris Goal 65' April 26, 2020 Video
W icon.png /w/ 2-3 L Goal 11' Bomber Harris
Goal 82' >Holy >Roman >Empire
May 2, 2020 Video
Knockouts M icon.png /m/ 3-3 L Goal 55' Bomber Harris
Goal 62' Gaius & Aulus
Goal 102' Charles II

Penalties 0-3
Missed Charles II
Missed >Holy >Roman >Empire
Missed Bomber Harris

May 9, 2020 Video
ABC19 Design E.png
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Group H Out icon.png /out/ 0-1 L October 26, 2019 Video
Ck icon.png /ck/ 3-2 W Goal 25'43' Charles II
Goal 70' >Holy >Roman >Empire
November 1, 2019 Video
Mu icon.png /mu/ 1-1 D Charles II Goal 60' November 3, 2019 Video
Summer19 C.png
2019 4chan Summer Cup
Group E Aco icon.png /aco/ 2-5 L Bomber Harris Goal 11'
Charles II Goal 62'
July 20, 2019 Video
Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 1-4 L Charles II Goal 60' July 26, 2019 Video
Co icon.png /co/ 1-2 L Bomber Harris Goal 90+1' July 28, 2019 Video
WC19 Design E.png
2019 4chan Winter Cup
Group G K icon.png /k/ 3-1 W Goal 23'56' Bomber Harris
Goal 36' Monsieur Lindy
February 16, 2019 Video
Tv icon.png /tv/ 3-2 W Bomber Harris Goal 30'36'
Charles II Goal 77'
February 22, 2019 Video
B icon.png /b/ 5-1 W Goal 17'34'59' Charles II
Goal 48' Bomber Harris
Goal 65' Mongolian Horse Archer
February 24, 2019 Video
Knockouts Vg icon.png /vg/ 1-2 L Bismarck Goal 74' March 2, 2019 Video
ABC18 Design A.png
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Group D U icon.png /u/ 1-2 L Goal 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire October 26, 2018 Video
Cm icon.png /cm/ 2-1 W Goal 27' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Goal 45+1' Bismarck
October 28, 2018 Video
Gif icon.png /gif/ 0-0 D November 3, 2018 Video
Knockouts 3 icon.png /3/ 1-0 W Goal 33' >Holy>Roman>Empire November 3, 2018 Video
Quarter Finals Mu icon.png /mu/ 3-0 W Goal 11'72' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Goal 53' Bismarck
November 11, 2018 Video
Semi Finals Vp icon.png /vp/ 3-1 W Goal 29'33' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Scored 40' I Rabbu Rirrie-Chan
November 11, 2018 Video
Final Pol icon.png /pol/ 0-2 L November 11, 2018 Video
ABC18 Design A.png
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
Group C A icon.png /a/ 1-0 W Bismarck Goal 85' October 12, 2018 Video
I icon.png /i/ 1-0 W Charles II Goal 72' October 13, 2018 Video
W icon.png /w/ 0-3 L October 14, 2018 Video
SBC18 Design G2.png
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Group G Vp icon.png /vp/ 1-5 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 32' May 5, 2018 Video
Trv icon.png /trv/ 2-3 L Goal 26' Charles II
Goal 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire
May 11, 2018 Video
Lit icon.png /lit/ 3-7 L Monsieur LindyGoal 6'
Charles II Goal 12'
Bomber Harris Goal 35'
May 13, 2018 Video
B icon.png /b/ 2-4 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 42'64' May 13, 2018 Video
WC18 Design F2.png
2018 4chan Winter Cup
Group G Fit icon.png /fit/ 1-0 W Read the Fucking Sticky Scored 36' 17 February, 2018 Video
U icon.png /u/ 1-2 L Charles II Goal 59' 23 February, 2018 Video
Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 0-2 L 25 February, 2018 Video
SC17 Design A.png
2017 4chan Summer Cup
Group C S4s icon.png /s4s/ 3-2 W Goal 7'29' Bismarck
Goal 22' >Holy>Roman>Empire
July 28, 2017 Video
Wg icon.png /wg/ 1-2 L Goal 69' >Holy>Roman>Empire July 30, 2017 Video
Asp icon.png /asp/ 2-0 W Goal 42' Bomber Harris
Goal 52' >Holy>Roman>Empire
August 5, 2017 Video
Knockouts U icon.png /u/ 2-3 L Goal 8' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Goal 90+2' Bomber Harris
August 12, 2017 Video
SBC17 Design A.png
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Group B Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2-1 W Goal 12'71' >Holy>Roman>Empire May 12, 2017 Video
Sci icon.png /sci/ 4-3 W Vlad The Implier Goal 5'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 45+0'
Bismarck Goal 74'90+5'
May 14, 2017 Video
N icon.png /n/ 2-3 L Bomber Harris
Goal 90+6' Anarcho-Memeism
May 20, 2017 Video
Knockouts Tg icon.png /tg/ 0-2 L May 27, 2017 Video
link=[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
Group A Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 3-2 W Bismarck Goal 21'30'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 68'
April 28, 2017
Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 3-0 W Goal 13'76' >Holy >Roman >Empire
Goal 89' Napoleon
April 29, 2017
Tg icon.png /tg/ 1-1 D >Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 89' April 30, 2017
link=[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Group H P icon.png /p/ 4-5 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 8'31'
Napoleon Goal 73'
Bismarck Goal 90+4'
October 29, 2016
Int icon.png /int/ 1-1 D >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 68' November 4, 2016
Wg icon.png /wg/ 0-3 L November 6, 2016
link=[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Group C Lit icon.png /lit/ 5-6 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 44'45'49'54'73' May 6, 2016
O icon.png /o/ 0-1 L May 8, 2016
Cm icon.png /cm/ 3-2 W Bismarck Goal 30'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 43'66'
May 8, 2016
link=[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
Group B V icon.png /v/ 4-1 W >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 45+1'56'73'
Bismarck Goal 64'
April 15, 2016
Co icon.png /co/ 4-1 W >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 17'66'
Bismarck Goal 33'
Vlad the Implier Goal 36'
April 16, 2016
Toy icon.png /toy/ 1-3 L >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 64' April 17, 2016

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Video
January 30, 2016 Trash icon.png /trash/ 2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies 2-3 L Rasputin's Dick Goal 21'
Bismarck Goal 43'
January 7, 2017 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-3 L Bismarck Goal 30'
May 6, 2017 Block icon.png /block/ Invite challenge 4-5 L
January 19, 2018 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-3 L Goal 88' Bismarck
January 20, 2018 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 2-5 L Charles II Goal 54'63'
May 20, 2018 Trash icon.png /trash/ Wooden Spoon Match 13-1 W Goal 2'17'20'23' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Goal 12'27'31'34' Mongolian Horse Archer
Goal 15' Julius Caesar
Goal 63'71' Napoleon
Goal 79'90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare
Video
August 25, 2019 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 5-2 W >Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 16'50'
Bomber Harris Goal 19'
Charles II Goal 22'
Finno-Korean Hyper war Goal 54'
December 20, 2019 Eqg icon.png /eqg/ Test Cup V 19 3-0 W Charles II Goal 3'36'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 42'
Video
December 21, 2019 Co icon.png /co/ Test Cup V 19 2-3 L Goal 19'38' >Holy >Roman >Empire Video
December 27, 2019 Mu icon.png /mu/ Test Cup V 19 2-2 D Charles II Goal 33'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 63'
Video
December 28, 2019 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Test Cup V 19 round of 16 2-2 L Charles II Goal 33'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 63'

Penalties 3-5
Missed >Holy >Roman >Empire
Scored Charles II
Scored Bomber Harris
Scored Gaius & Aulus

Video
March 6, 2020 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L
Goal 13' Charles II
March 13, 2020 K icon.png /k/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 W
Goal 24' Charles II
Goal 71' >Holy >Roman >Empire
March 20, 2020 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 W Goal 17' Charles II

Penalties 3-2
Missed >Holy>Roman>Empire
Scored Charles II
Scored Bomber Harris
Missed Gaius & Aulus
Scored 9th Battle of the Isonzo

September 19, 2020 K icon.png /k/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 L Goal 17' Charles II

Penalties 1-2
Missed >Holy >Roman >Empire
Missed Charles II
Missed Bomber Harris
Scored Gaius & Aulus
Missed Taft

Video
September 27, 2020 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-4 L >Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 52' Video
September 27, 2020 V icon.png /v/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 4-1 W Charles II Goal 5'43'78'83'
>Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 90+1'
Video
May 2, 2021 X icon.png /x/ 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies 0-2 L Video
May 8, 2021 Vst icon.png /vst/ 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies 2-0 W >Holy >Roman >Empire Goal 11'
Gaius & Aulus Goal 90+2'
Video
May 23, 2021 K icon.png /k/ 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies 2-1 W Goal 63' Charles II
Goal 87' >Holy>Roman>Empire
Video
September 17, 2022 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Goal 72' Charles II
Goal 92' Bombs away Lemay
Video
September 18, 2021 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W Charles II Goal 9'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 45+2'
Bombs away Lemay Goal 90+0'
Video
September 24, 2021 C icon.png /c/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W Charles II Goal 61'
source? Goal 62'
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goal 64'
Video


Team Statistics

Italics denote retired players

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?
Player Goals Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire 51 30
Charles II 29 18
Bomber Harris 20 13
Gaius & Aulus 7 2
Mongolian Horse Archer 1 3
Pregnant Anne Frank 1 1
Burnin' Sherman 1 1
More Wives, Your Grace? 0 1
Napoleon 5 8
Monsieur Lindy 2 1
Bismarck 14 10
Vlad the Implier 2 4
Lutheran Shitposter 0 1
Charlemagne 0 1
Shitposting Cossack 1 0
Anarco-Memeism 1 0
Empire for Sale 0 1
>Marxism 0 1
Eternal Anglo 0 1
Carl von Clausewitz 0 1

Goalkeepers

Player Starts Saves Clean Sheets
TAFT 21 53 4
___ Battle of the Isonzo 19 33 6
Shitposting Cossack 2 6 0
Maginot Line 4 19 1
Great Wall of China 7 20 0
Julius Caesar 3 5 0
Christian Dark Ages 10 23 3

Records

Holder Date Record Match
>Holy>Roman>Empire May 6, 2016 Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute). /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire May 6, 2016 Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes). /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire May 6, 2016 Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes). /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/
His icon.png /his/ July 28, 2017 Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10. /s4s/ S4s icon.png 2 - 3 His icon.png /his/
His icon.png /his/ May 21, 2018 Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19. /b/ B icon.png 4 - 2 His icon.png /his/
His icon.png /his/ (Tied) May 21, 2018 Lowest GD in a group stage with -11. /b/ B icon.png 4 - 2 His icon.png /his/
>Holy>Roman>Empire February 24, 2019 Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5. /b/ B icon.png 1 - 5 His icon.png /his/

Former records

Holder Date set Record Match Date beaten
>Holy>Roman>Empire May 6, 2016 Most goals scored in a single match by a single player with 5. /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/ August 6, 2016
His icon.png /his/ May 6, 2016 Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5. /his/ His icon.png 5 - 6 Lit icon.png /lit/ February 15, 2019

Rivalries

Lit logo.png
The Spooker Bowl


Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.

0-1-2
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The Edgelord Derby

It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory:

Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it.

0-0-1
U logo.png
The Siege of Lesbos

A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup.

We also just can't beat this fucking team for shit.

0-0-5

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"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
— DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
"Always a /his/ fan"
— PAVAL, 2018 Spring