Group C of the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers contains the following teams:
Table
| Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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 /co/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
7
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 /trv/ |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
5
|
 /sci/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
4 |
5 |
-1 |
2
|
 /pol/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
4 |
9 |
-5 |
1
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/pol/ v /co/
Background: /co/ have met their political opposite /pol/ three times; the first was an advancement-securing 2–1 win for /co/ in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, the second was a 1–0 win for /pol/ in a cup that /pol/ would later win, and the third was another 2–1 win for /co/ in a cup /co/ would later get second place in.
| Stadium: /new/remberg Field
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28 April 2017, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 717
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Kit: 
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Build Wall |
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Redpill |
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DEUS VULT |
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Memeball |
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Assad |
 76' |
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Donald Trump |
76' |
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Jews |
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Bogdanoff Brothers |
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Praise Kek |
76' |
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Stormfront |
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Hitler |
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| Substitutions:
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Le Pen |
 76' |
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Ben Garrison |
76' |
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Moonman |
76' |
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| Manager:
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| >Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h
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Kit: 
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Gaston |
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Rightclops |
65' |
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Brock Samson |
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Win O'Thread |
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Carl Brutananadilewski |
65' |
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Ronnie |
 43' |
65' |
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/co/lette |
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Literally Me |
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Aku |
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Hope Corgi |
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Doom |
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| Substitutions:
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T.O.M. |
65' |
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Work On Your Art |
65' |
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PRIME TIME! |
65' |
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| Manager:
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| >/co/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Doom (/co/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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60
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40
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| Shots (on target)
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7
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7
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(4)
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(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
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0
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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| Free Kicks
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2
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0
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| Passes completed (%)
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88
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87
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| Crosses
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3
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1
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| Interceptions
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8
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13
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| Tackles
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4
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6
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| Saves
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0
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1
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/trv/ v /sci/
Background: A meaningless match between already-promoted /trv/ and /sci/ still ended with an entertaining 1–1 draw.
| Stadium: /new/remberg Field
|
28 April 2017, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 570
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Real Traveller  83'
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73' Shinichi Mochizuki
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Kit: 
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Darién Gap |
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Amsterdam Stonerbro |
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Rick Steves |
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Billy Bogan |
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Benjamin Birthright |
72' |
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Superpornowat Farangbang |
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Luke Skyscanner |
72' |
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Karl Pilkington |
72' |
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Couchsurfer Rapist |
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Real Traveller |
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Sex Tourist |
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| Substitutions:
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Squat Toilet |
72' |
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Sven Scandiboo |
72' |
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Desperate Weeaboo |
72' |
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| Manager:
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| >MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
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Kit: 
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Stephen Hawking |
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Homo Engineer |
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The Product Rule Remains My Specialty |
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Evolutionary Purpose |
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Triple Integrals |
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300k Starting |
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Carl Sagan |
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Does 0.999 = 1? |
72' |
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Sun of Lava/Ice |
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Richard Feynman |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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| Substitutions:
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Theory (A Gauss) |
72' |
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| Manager:
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| Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY
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Man of the Match:
Shinichi Mochizuki (/sci/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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51
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49
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| Shots (on target)
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4
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8
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(2)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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2
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| Free Kicks
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0
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3
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| Passes completed (%)
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86
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84
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| Crosses
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3
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1
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| Interceptions
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|
9
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11
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| Tackles
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8
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10
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| Saves
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3
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1
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/pol/ v /trv/
Background: /trv/ have played twice against /pol/; a 4–2 win in their first ever match, and again in a Stupor Cup as defending Elite Cup Champions, where they lost to the defending Babby Cup Champions 2–1.
| Stadium: /new/remberg Field
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29 April 2017, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 591
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| Kit:
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Not An Argument |
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HWNDU |
67' |
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DEUS VULT |
67' |
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Memeball |
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Nigel Farage |
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Assad |
16' |
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Jews |
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Bogdanoff Brothers |
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Doompaul |
67' |
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Stormfront |
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Hitler |
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| Substitutions:
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Dindu Nuffin 67' |
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Le Pen |
67' |
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Praise Kek |
67' |
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| Manager:
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| >Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h
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Kit: 
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Darién Gap |
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Boris Transsiberyan |
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Rick Steves |
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Neckbeard Teefle |
80' |
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Squat Toilet |
67' |
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Superpornowat Farangbang |
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Sven Scandiboo |
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Desperate Weeaboo |
80' |
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Couchsurfer Rapist |
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Real Traveller |
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Sex Tourist |
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| Substitutions:
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James Vagabond |
67' |
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Dougie Canuckflag |
80' |
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Karl Pilkington |
80' |
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| Manager:
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| >MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
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Man of the Match:
Sex Tourist (/trv/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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51
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49
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| Shots (on target)
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5
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8
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(3)
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(7)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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3
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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2
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| Free Kicks
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3
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2
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| Passes completed (%)
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75
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66
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| Crosses
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8
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8
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| Interceptions
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20
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24
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| Tackles
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4
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5
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| Saves
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2
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2
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/co/ v /sci/
Background: /co/ have played /sci/ three times; a 0–0 draw in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, a 2–2 draw in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies, and a 2–1 win in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup proper.
| Stadium: Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
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29 April 2017, 19:30 UTC
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| Doom 69', 77' (pen.)
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37' Shinichi Mochizuki
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| Kit:
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Gaston |
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Rightclops |
69' |
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Alan Moore |
69' |
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Judge Dredd |
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Work On Your Art |
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Dead Parents |
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/co/lette |
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40 Cakes |
69' |
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Aku |
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Hope Corgi |
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Doom |
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| Substitutions:
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Starcucks |
69' |
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Brock Samson |
69' |
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Literally Me |
69' |
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| Manager:
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| >/co/ Council
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| Kit:
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Stephen Hawking |
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mEMe Drive |
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The Product Rule Remains My Specialty |
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>biology >hard science |
69' |
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300k Starting |
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Carl Sagan |
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1+2+3+4+5+6...=-1/12 |
69' |
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Does 0.999 = 1? |
69' |
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Sun of Lava/Ice |
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Richard Feynman |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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| Substitutions:
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>>>/x/ |
69' |
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CS Pleb |
69' |
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Theory (A Gauss) |
69' |
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| Manager:
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| Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY
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Man of the Match:
Doom (/co/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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57
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43
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| Shots (on target)
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|
4
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8
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(3)
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(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
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0
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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|
1
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0
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| Free Kicks
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1
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0
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| Passes completed (%)
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|
88
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|
80
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| Crosses
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|
2
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|
10
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| Interceptions
|
|
14
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10
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| Tackles
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2
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14
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| Saves
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2
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1
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/trv/ v /co/
Background: >invitationals
| Stadium: Big Rig's Resort
|
30 April 2017, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 667
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| Kit:
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Darién Gap |
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Amsterdam Stonerbro |
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Rick Steves |
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Neckbeard Teefle |
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Squat Toilet |
76' |
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Superpornowat Farangbang |
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Sven Scandiboo |
76' |
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Desperate Weeaboo |
76' |
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Couchsurfer Rapist |
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Real Traveller |
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Sex Tourist |
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| Substitutions:
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James Vagabond |
76' |
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Luke Skyscanner |
76' |
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Karl Pilkington |
76' |
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| Manager:
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| >MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
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| Kit:
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Gaston |
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Rightclops |
76' |
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Alan Moore |
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Brock Samson |
81' |
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Carl Brutananadilewski |
76' |
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PRIME TIME! |
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Dead Parents |
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/co/lette |
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Aku |
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Hope Corgi |
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Doom |
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| Substitutions:
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Starcucks |
76' |
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Now Where Could My Pipe Be? |
76' |
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Win O'Thread |
81' |
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| Manager:
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| >/co/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Sex Tourist (/trv/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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|
44
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|
56
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| Shots (on target)
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|
10
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13
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(5)
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(10)
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| Fouls (offside)
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|
2
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0
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(1)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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|
3
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3
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| Free Kicks
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|
0
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|
2
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| Passes completed (%)
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|
67
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|
84
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| Crosses
|
|
6
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|
5
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| Interceptions
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|
17
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19
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| Tackles
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|
8
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6
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| Saves
|
|
5
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|
2
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/sci/ v /pol/
Background: /sci/ have won twice against /pol/; first to secure their advancement from the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup group stage, and again in a meaningless match during the 2013 4chan Summer Cup.
| Stadium: /new/remberg Field
|
30 April 2017, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 717
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| Richard Feynman 6', 53'
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47', 68' Hitler
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Kit: 
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Stephen Hawking |
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Homo Engineer |
71' |
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Evolutionary Purpose |
71' |
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The Product Rule Remains My Specialty |
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Brainlet |
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Carl Sagan |
77' |
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Does 0.999 = 1? |
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1+2+3+4+5+6...=-1/12 |
71' |
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Sun of Lava/Ice |
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Richard Feynman |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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| Substitutions:
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mEMe Drive |
71' |
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>biology >hard science |
71' |
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CS Pleb |
71' |
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| Manager:
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| Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY
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| Kit:
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Build Wall |
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Redpill |
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DEUS VULT |
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Memeball |
45' |
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Donald Trump |
90+3' |
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Assad |
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Jews |
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Bogdanoff Brothers |
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Moonman |
66' |
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Stormfront |
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Hitler |
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| Substitutions:
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Keep Me Posted |
45' |
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Praise Kek |
66' |
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| Manager:
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| >Marquis !!w5CdIKEk5m6
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Man of the Match:
Richard Feynman (/sci/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
|
|
47
|
|
53
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
4
|
|
8
|
|
(3)
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|
(8)
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| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
4
|
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
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| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
81
|
|
85
|
| Crosses
|
|
0
|
|
6
|
| Interceptions
|
|
14
|
|
10
|
| Tackles
|
|
13
|
|
11
|
| Saves
|
|
5
|
|
1
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|
