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{{sq start player |no= |pos=DMF|name=<span class="explain" title="Good goy">{{greentext|he preordered}}}}
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{{sq bronze player |no= |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Sunkeeper Tarim">UN'GORO BELONGS TO THE TITANS!}}
{{sq bronze player |no= |pos=AMF|name=<span class="explain" title="Rank 20 scrub.>FUCKING SHIELDBEARER!}}
{{sq bronze player |no= |pos=AMF|name=<span class="explain" title="Rogues did 9/11>HOPPED}}
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{{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="OBEY MY COMMAND!">WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS!</span>}} {{captain}}  
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{{sq silver player |no= |pos=RWF |name=<span class="explain" title="Former Game Director of Hearthstone Ben Brode">HAHAHAHAHA!}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=RWF |name=<span class="explain" title="Brode, Chocolate Brode, AND Woo? What's going on here?">Second Breakfast Studios }}
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{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Stonehill Defender">OUT OF MY JUNGLE REEE}}

Revision as of 16:58, 29 August 2018

/hsg/
Lok'tar ogar
Hsg logo.png
/hsg/ - Hearthstone General
Founded 18th May 2015
Manager Harth Stonebrew
Owner Blizzard
IRL manager Spotmonkey !!zZUi/j3mrUr
Scivir
Vilkenparadis
Team colors
Chat color ccaa49
Card Back Gold
Ranking 5
Highest rank 3 (Shieldbearer)
Lowest rank 38 (Angry Chicken)
Top scorer WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS! (18)
Top assister WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS! (8)
Captain WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS!
Website /hsg/ - Hearthstone General
Nickname The Shieldbearers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
17 5 12 34 50%
GF GA GD
66 62 +4
Biggest win
/hsg/ Hsg icon.png 7–2 Feg icon.png /feg/
June 9, 2017
Biggest defeat
/hsg/ Hsg icon.png 0–4 Mbg icon.png /mbg/
June 24, 2018
First match
/ssbg/ Ssbg icon.png 1–1 Hsg icon.png /hsg/
June 13, 2015
/vg/ League
Appearances 6 (First in VGL4)
Best result 2nd, VGL4
Team music
Anthem The Little Chugga Strikes Back
Victory Anthem Daft Punk - Get Lucky ft. Pharrell Williams, Nile Rodgers

Goal horn NymN - EVERYONE GET IN HERE
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goalhorn NymN HS - The Grand Tournament
80+ Goal Meme Circus
Kits
Home kit Hsghome-vgl8real.png
Away kit Hsgaway-vgl8.png
Third kit Hsgthird-vgl8.png


/hsg/ is the /vg/ League team representing the /vg/ thread, Hearthstone General. Kripparino is our guy. >we enjoy playing this broken game .
Sometimes we’re Rank 5. Other times we’re Rank 10. Most of the time, we’re just a bunch of fedora-tipping Comboshitters. Never forget, Zoo is a Control Deck.

Team Info

https://mega.nz/#!wN9h0CJY!Ig2lgivsDBr848p8JPUjl0N-U5U-nQ5EAkIaR5ROBUQVGL X /mu/pack


Roster

No. Position Player
  GK
Voidshart
  LB
ALL Minions ¨
  CB
WARLOCK ROCKING IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
  CB
A MERCY KILLING
  RB
Kripparino
  DMF
>he preordered
  CMF
UN'GORO BELONGS TO THE TITANS!
  AMF
HOPPED
  LWF
JAWS THAT BITE, CLAWS THAT CATCH!
  CF
Dr. Actually Balanced Captain
  RWF
Second Breakfast Studios
No. Position Player
  GK
OUT OF MY JUNGLE REEE
  LB
>0 friends
  LB
[Insert Expansion] FOR SURE
  CB
[Created by]
  CB
>>>>>>>wild
  CB
How Long Can This Go On?
  RB
disgrunted cube noices
  RB
>liking card
  DMF
Small indie company
  DMF
The Runespear
  CMF
Brian "Don't call me "Brian "Brian Kibler" Kibler" Kibler
  AMF
Wow...

Team History

/vg/ League 4

Not long after the VGL4 signups were opened, an initial /hsg/ roster was made by a 4CC-viewing /hsg/ anon with the intent of seeing of them compete. While the anon was unable to manage, former 4CC manager Spotmonkey stepped in to finish the team's creation.

When it came time to submit exports, /hsg/ was the centre of controversy as they had elected to copy steal borrow the formation that /cgl/ had used to great success in the prior Spring cup. Undeterred, /hsg/ were drawn against /civ4xg/, /ssbg/, and /kspg/. In their first game /hsg/ took a shock lead late in the second half courtesy of Kel'Thuzad, but a last-gasp equalizer meant they had to settle for a draw. Against /kspg/, /hsg/ were unable to find their feet and fell to a disappointing 1-0 defeat. On the final day /hsg/ were in a situation where a win of any sort would send them through with /ssbg/, and despite being battered by /civ4xg/ they managed to get the cheekiest win possible with Kel'Thuzad scoring the winner with /hsg/'s only shot on target all match, sending /hsg/ to an unexpected knockout round place, flouting all pre-cup predictions.

Despite being relatively mediocre up until that point, on the final weekend /hsg/ finally found some form. First they got a 3-2 win in the Round of 16 over former champions and autopilot side /dsg/, in the Quarter Finals they came back from 2-0 down to win 3-2 against a highly-favored /xcg/, in the Semi-Finals they managed to shut down the previously overpowering offense of /rsg/, another autopilot side and eventual 3rd place team, and win 3-1 to book their place in the Final. Unfortunately the underdog story was not to be, as /hsg/ found themselves completely shut out in the Children's Card Gameb Owl against /dng/ succumbing to a 2-0 defeat to take 2nd place.

/vg/ League 5

A LOT OF SECRETS HAPPENED. COULDN’T SHOW UP. SORRY. WHO WAS HE?

ANGRY TREE NOISES.

MONKEYS.

AND NOW THERE’S WHISPERING.

/vg/ League 6

With A New Way To Play in this Year of the Kraken, Scivir was ready to take literally every suggestion from /hsg/ to build the perfect VGL Draft and go 12-0. Uh, 7-0.

Shit didn’t happen. I blame Brode.

Slotted into Group D with /nepgen/, /aceg/, and newcomer /gerg/, /hsg/ had a lot to prove going into the /vg/ League 6. Gone was Kel’Thuzad, banished to Wild. Kripparino decided to skipparino, and the Grim Patron was nerfed into the bench. Taking on new leadership of the team for the tournament was Al’Akir the Windlord, a symbol, not merely a card; Reno Jackson, the hero we all deserve; Yogg-Saron, the 10-mana powerhouse who proved that even tryhard faggots need to meme to win; and Arch-Thief Rafaam, who stole the second Silver spot from *angry tree noises* after getting the card nerfed. New cards and a shuffled deck, /hsg/ pressed into the tournament, hoping to aggro their opponents down, and damn if it almost worked. Twice in a row, against champion-copycat /gerg/ and seemingly eternal knockout team /nepgen/, /hsg/ took a strong lead but blew it in the end. Funnily enough, the last match against /aceg/ was a promotable game, as all /hsg/ had to do was win by two goals. Sadly, Al’Akir and the cards you should fear were unable to take advantage of their board control, and the game ended in a 4-4 draw, putting /hsg/ dead last in the group.

Despite the horribly missed lethals in their official matches, /hsg/ went on to hone their skills in tiny Strivewire tournies and even find two Euros of prize money after winning the Fakkin Boolsheet II’s Gauntlet. The team was invited to Karazhan Tower in July and recruited their Theater Manager Barnes as the team’s new Gold Medal for the upcoming season.

/vg/ League 7

Weary from their rough performance in the previous League, /hsg/ looked to bring their competitors /@/, /wotg/, and /tfg/ to the Mean Streets of Gadgetzan and win by any means necessary under new manager Vilkenparadis. A win against the idols gave the boys hope, but a hefty loss from Blisk and his crew clearly being bettah almost made /hsg/ uninstall the game and switch to Gwent. The final Group Stage match against /wotg/ was a brawl on the pitch, with goals everywhere. Mortars were shot and portals were cast, and at the end of it all, it was new recruit Barnes who set the stage at the 88th minute for /hsg/ to take to the knockouts. Second in the group, /hsg/ were paired against /vitagen/, a strong Group Stage team, for their Round of 16 match.

>Playing on mobile >ever

/hsg/ assumed direct control over /vitagen/ and played their most dominating game yet, taking a 2-1 victory to the Quarterfinals against /utg/. It was here that the cards were tested the greatest. With 14 minutes left in the game and lethal in sight for /utg/ in the form of a 3-1 lead, /hsg/ Innervated out a nerfed Yogg-Saron and ended on top, and a last-minute Al’akir-Rockbiter combo put the game into Extra Time. Resources exhausted, players gassed, and penalties in sight, /hsg/ tapped their hero power and found what they needed, Reno Jackson. The silver DMF blasted one into the net, healed /hsg/ to full, and delivered them to the Semi-Finals against fellow VGL silver medalist, /xcg/.

The match opened with the sixth consecutive goal from WIIIIIIIINDS! in the tournament and stayed 1-0 for 87 minutes. Time stood still as the /xcg/ manager deliberated his tactics over and over in his head, before making the perfect call and striking panic into the /hsg/ defensive line. They lost their footing, and let XCOM’s striker Snaketits put one in, sending the team, again, to Extra Time. Unfortunately, these advanced, next level tactics proved too much for the RNG-reliant /hsg/, and even though the world’s greatest Patron Combo kept the scoreline level for a spat, Snaketits completed her hattrick and ended /hsg/’s run to the championship crown.

Third Place is a beautiful thing, and /hsg/ had decided to just roll with it against /5N@F/. With a new Midrange deck in hand, the team was reminded that card games really are just about fun, and Captain WIIIIIIIINDS became the third ever VGL player to score in the maximum amount of games he could in a tournament, and the second player ever to do it in 7 games.

Third-place medal in hand, /hsg/ waved goodbye to their Blackrock Mountain, Grand Tournament, and League of Explorers players as dank new dinos were scouted for positions on the pitch, as well as a few pirates from Gadgetzan who missed the deadline to sign up for tryouts.

Match History

Friendlies

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
7th June 2015 Xcg icon.png /xcg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 Friendlies 0-2 L
17th June 2016 Gsg icon.png /gsg/ Riggingafterdark1.png June 17th 2-1 W TBD
21th June 2016 Dng icon.png /dng/ Riggingafterdark1.png June 21st 2-5 L FUCK YUGIOH MAN
9th July 2016 Nnb icon.png /nnb/ Fakkin Boolsheet.png FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tourney 3-1 L WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 30'
16th September 2016 ARS icon.png /ARS/ Royal Humble.png Gauntlet 2 2-3 W WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 4'26'
HAHAHAHAHA! Goal 29'
16th September 2016 File:Snek icon.png /snek/ Royal Humble.png Gauntlet 2 3-2 W WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 62'74'82'
16th September 2016 Ussr icon.png /ussr/ Royal Humble.png Gauntlet 2 3-0 W Yogg-Saron, Meme’s End Goal 13'90+4'
Reno Jackson Goal 17'
16th September 2016 Naruto icon.png /Naruto/ Royal Humble.png Gauntlet 2 4-3 W Barnes Goal 28'80'
Reno Jackson Goal 31'78'
16th September 2016 Wsr icon.png /wsr/ Royal Humble.png Gauntlet 2 3-2 W Zeriyah Nudes Goal 3'
Barnes Goal 79'90+3'
16th September 2016 Metallurgy icon.png /metallurgy/ Royal Humble.png Gauntlet 2 3-3(5-4) W WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 41'
Barnes Goal 73'90'
16th September 2016 Rw icon.png /rw/ Royal Humble.png Gauntlet 2 3-1 W Barnes Goal 5'
WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 28'39'
16th September 2016 Bird icon.png /bird/ Royal Humble.png Gauntlet 2 3-2 W WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 18'
Barnes Goal 37'
24 September 2017 Svg icon.png /svg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 9 Friendlies 1-1 D Punished YoggGoal 76'
12 December 2017 Latvia icon.png /latvia/ Omegacup2017.png Omegacup 2017 2-3 L Fucking ShieldbearerGoal 63'
>477 Goal 83'
15 April 2018 Agdg icon.png /agdg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X Friendlies 3-4 L Kolento WarriorGoal 19'
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 37'
HAHAHAHAHA! Goal 62'
9 September 2018 Dbg icon.png /dbg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 11 Friendlies TBD TBD
16 September 2018 Drg icon.png /drg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 11 Friendlies TBD TBD

Competitive

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
13 June 2015 Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 1-1 D Kel'Thuzad Goal 76'
19 June 2015 Kspg icon.png /kspg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 0-1 L
21 June 2015 Civ4xg icon.png /civ4xg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 1-0 W Kel'Thuzad Goal 36'
27 June 2015 Dsg icon.png /dsg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 Ro16 3-2 W Kel'Thuzad Goal 4'40'
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 61'
28 June 2015 Xcg icon.png /xcg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 QF 3-2 W EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 33'81'
Chugga Chugga Goal 53'
29 June 2015 Rsg icon.png /rsg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 SF 3-1 W Chugga Chugga Goal 18'
Kel'thuzad Goal 34'
Dr. Balanced Goal 45+'
29 June 2015 Dng icon.png /dng/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 4 Final 0-2 L
3 June 2016 Gerg icon.png /gerg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 6 3-4 L Yogg-Saron, Meme’s End Goal 3'33'
HAHAHAHAHA! Goal 12'
5 June 2016 Nepgen icon.png /nepgen/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 6 3-4 L WIIIIIIIIIINDS!Goal 16'
Reno Jackson Goal 54'64'
11 June 2016 Aceg icon.png /aceg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 6 4-4 D Yogg-Saron, Meme’s EndGoal 18'
WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 35'49'
YOU FACE JARAXXUS Goal 57'
3 December 2016 @ icon.png /@/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 2-1 W WIIIIIIIIIINDS!Goal 49'89'
9 December 2016 Tfg icon.png /tfg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 1-4 L WIIIIIIIIIINDS!Goal 74'
11 December 2016 Wotg icon.png /wotg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 4-3 W BarnesGoal 28'88'
WIIIIIIINDS!Goal 47'
Punished Yogg Goal 53'
17 December 2016 Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 Ro16 2-1 W WIIIIIIINDS!Goal 9'
Punished Yogg Goal 43'
18 December 2016 Utg icon.png /utg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 QF 4-3 W Barnes Goal 5'
WIIIIIIINDS!Goal 87'
Punished Yogg Goal 90+1'
Reno Jackson Goal 115'
18 December 2016 Xcg icon.png /xcg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 SF 2-3 L WIIIIIIINDS!Goal 7'
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 104'
18 December 2016 5N@F icon.png /5N@F/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 7 3rd Place Final 2-1 W WIIIIIIINDS!Goal 9'
Barnes Goal 69'
9 June 2017 Feg icon.png /feg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 8 7-2 W WIIIIIIINDS!Goal 2'
FUCKING SHIELDBEARERGoal 11'
I'm In Charge NowGoal 37'57'
HAHAHAHA!Goal 41'75'
Punished YoggGoal 81'
11 June 2017 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 8 1-2 L Heh, Greetings Goal 87'
17 June 2017 Fgg icon.png /fgg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 8 0-0 D
24 June 2017 Meg icon.png /meg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 8 Ro16 0(5)-0(4) W
25 June 2017 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 8 QF 2-3 L Punished Yogg Goal 58'
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 77'
1 December 2017 Hanny icon.png /hanny/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 9 1-2 L HAHAHAHAHA! Goal 24'
3 December 2017 @ icon.png /@/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 9 1-1 D Fucking Shieldbearer Goal 21'
9 December 2017 Yyy icon.png /yyy/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 9 3-1 W I'm in Charge Now Goal 20'
I want to fuck the panda Goal 40'
Fucking Shieldbearer Goal 90+2'
16 December 2017 Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 9 Ro16 1-0 W WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 20'
17 December 2017 Fgg icon.png /fgg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 9 QF 0(7)-0(6) W
17 December 2017 Aog icon.png /aog/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 9 SF 1-3 L >477 Goal 90+5'
17 December 2017 Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League 9 3rd Place Final 1(10)-1(11) L WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 88'
3 June 2018 Utg icon.png /utg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X 2-2 D WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS Goal 2'17'
9 June 2018 Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X 4-2 W HAHAHAHAHA! Goal 20'55'
WIIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 31'
Fucking Shieldbearer Goal 90+4'
15 June 2018 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X 1-0 W UN'GORO BELONGS TO THE TITANS! Goal 22'
23 June 2018 Twg icon.png /twg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X 3-2 W WIIIIIIIIIINDS! Goal 7'32'
JAWS THAT BITE, CLAWS THAT CATCH Goal 14'
24 June 2018 Mbg icon.png /mbg/ Vgleague.png /vg/ League X 0-4 L

Awards

Team Statistics

Player Goals Assists
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS! 18 8
Punished Yogg 8 1
HAHAHAHAHA! 5 3
Kel'Thuzad 5 2
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE 4 4
FUCKING SHIELDBEARER 4 3
Barnes 4 1
Reno Jackson 3 2
YAR HAR! 3 2
Chugga Chugga 2 1
Dr. Balanced 1 1
YOU FACE JARAXXUS 1 1
Aya-chan~ 1 1
Heh, Greetings 1 0
>477 1 0
Un'goro Belongs To The Titans 1 0
"CLEVER TRICKS" 0 2
"Wow..." 0 2
Jaws That Bite, Claws That Catch 0 2
Dies to Big Game Hunter 0 1
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN 0 1
The Supreme Archaeologist 0 1
Dies to Fiery War Axe 0 1
Is Kripp gonna make it? 0 1
U L T R A S A U R 0 1