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This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-weekly piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Current known writers: tech, Horizons}}. Feel free to submit a piece; contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2014|2014 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2014|2014 archive]]
==January==
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2015|2015 archive]]
===Wednesday 14th of January - Suicide===
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2019|2019 archive]]
==April 2023==
===Sunday, 23rd of April 2023===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Triforce_POTW.png|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Suicide''' [[File:adv icon.png|text-top|25px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''▲ ▲ ▲''' {{team away|b}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 183cm, 82kg
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | ▲
▲ ▲? LOL RETARD
 
▲▲▲? NEWFAG
 
Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.
 
Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.
 
A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.
 
Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Player Skills|Player Skills]]: {{skill|C08}}, {{skill|P09}}, {{skill|P10}}, {{skill|P13}}
| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Goal Poacher
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | When we featured [[/lit/]] goalkeeper Exit Level, it was suggested that other goalies should kill themselves. While not a goalkeeper, there is one player within the 4CC who just may very well follow that advice! Suicide is a Center Forward for [[/adv/]]. Added to the team's roster for their 2nd incaration in 2012, Suicide was traditionally a winger who played quiet yet solid midfield with exception of a goal scored against [[/gif/]] during [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn 2012]]. Recently, teammate and former gold player s/adv/irgin received a humiliating promition to a CB, and Suicide took his place as CF and new gold for the team in time for the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup. With great flexibility and dexterity, Suicide proved he had the grit to tie the noose around his opponents' necks. He scored five goals in total, including a crushing hattrick vs. /tv/, putting him in a front runner position for the Golden Boot all the way up to the end of the group stages. /adv/ just barely failed to promote, but when they return for another chance [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup|next Spring]], Suicide will tie his laces extra tight and consult for /adv/'s victory once more.
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==March==
==April 2022==
===Thursday 5th of March - Doomrider===
===Wednesday, 1st of April 2022===
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''DOOMRIDER''' [[File:tg icon.png|text-top|25px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Eggman''' {{team away|egg}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|SS}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|GK}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 189cm, 108kg
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I've come to make an announcement:
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Player Skills|Player Skills]]: {{skill|C03}}, {{skill|P08}}, {{skill|P09}}, {{skill|P13}}
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Dummy Runner
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
 
He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
 
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Oh great Lord Slaanesh, send forth your servant, the Daemon Prince Doomrider! Let our enemies tremble in ruptured awe before his fearsome goals! So sayeth the newest 4CC champions, [[/tg/]]. Currently a gold player and one of /tg/'s trio of Second Strikers, Doomrider , along with his partner in crime, Creed, has been arguably the team's most popular striker. Starting with a goal in /tg/'s very first game way back in [[2012 4chan Winter Cup|Winter 2012]], they have since kept coming to the tune of 48 in total. Doomrider may have also secured his status as the most acrobatic striker in the 4CC. The Demon Prince now his two legendary bicycle kick goals to his name; the first being the award-winning goal of [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn 2013]] where he set up his own aerial shot vs. [[/sci/]]; the second is now the title-clenching kick which nabbed the championship from /h/. We've interviewed Doomrider about the secret of his success and he said, “I use a very strict health regimen which starts with a half-hour jog every morning at 6 A.M. Sharp. I then follow it up with a healthy breakfast of whole-wheat – Ha ha, just kidding! '''IT'S COCAAAAAIIIN!'''
| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
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==April==
 
===Wednesday, 1st of April - Gaston===
==May 2022==
===Saturday, 7th of May 2022===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Gaston.png|350px]]
| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Nukedhi.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Gaston''' [[File:co icon.png|text-top|25px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Nuclear Gandhi''' {{team away|vst}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|AMF}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|AMF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 193cm, 124kg
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no.
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Player Skills|Player Skills]]: {{tt|C02|Hazing Run}}, {{tt|C07|Long Donger}}, {{tt|P12|Pinpoint Flexing}}, {{tt|P15|Long Throw Teammate}}
This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match.
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Beastmaster
The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own.
So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you.
You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Gaston flexed his way onto the [[/co/]] roster in time for the 1992 4chan Winter Cup. His extraordinary debut is still among the most memorable in 4cc history. During the semi-final game vs. the then-favorite to win the Cup, [[/3/]], /co/ seemed in a dire situation with teammate El Barto removed via red card, and Darkwing Duck also out with a broken ankle. Through sheer force of manliness and aided by the blinding sparkle of his smile, Gaston bulldozed through the /3/ defense, scoring three goals in the last 16 minutes of regulation and clinching the game for his team 6-5. Not one to go down in after such a triumph, Gaston singlehanded carried /co/ through the championship game vs. [[/v/]] to the tune of 3-1, and he hoisted /co/'s first trophy over his head. Since then it has become unimaginable to think of /co/ without Gaston! (Ignoring his brief, one-season transfer to [[/fit/]] in 2003) The comics crew and their seven stars are a feared force indeed, with Gaston ever-present playing striker, midfielder, defender, or goalie, sometimes all at once! No one shoots like Gaston! No one bloots like Gaston! No one gores like Gaston! No one scores like Gaston!
| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
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==May==
===Thursday, 7th of May - CRT===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_CRT.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''CRT''' [[File:vr icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 186cm, 99kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]: {{tt|P07|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|P19|Track Back}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: N/A
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | What's the best television set for your gaming needs? A 72" True-Color flatscreen with surround sound? Or perhaps a more conservatively tasteful 40" LCD on a wall-mount? As any [[/vr/]] gamer will tell you, what you REALLY want is that piece of shit Magnavox CRT from 1990 if you want the true, pure way to display those pixels. Whether it's sitting down for some quality time with Crystalis, or demolishing the defense of your divegrass opponents, CRT has served /vr/ well. Historically playing several different positions including GK and DMF, he is now a silver-ranked Center Forward for the team. His first goal ever was during last year's [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] in 90+ minutes against [[/pol/]], but that would be just a rumble compared to a thunderous performance so far in this year's [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring Babby]]. So far, CRT has scored 5 goals as well as granting 5 assists. He has undoubtedly been essential in making /vr/ one of the most successful teams of this cup, in addition to being the first team to secure their spot into the knockout rounds. As /vr/ strives to win a babby cup, CRT has reportedly been training by playing Nintendo World Cup and FIFA 94.
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===Tuesday, 19th of May - Brendan Fraser===
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Brendan Fraser''' [[File:tv icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 183cm, 69kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|C03|Speeding Bullet}}, {{tt|P05|Cut Behind & Turn}}, {{tt|P10|First-time Shot}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Fox in the Box
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | "Mr. Fraser, what is it you desire most?"
"Looney Toons: Back in Action only made $20 million domestically on an $80 dollar budget. It nearly ruined me. I want revenge!"<br>
"Then sign this contract. Play for [[/tv/]] and you may get your vengeance on [[/co/]]."<br>
And thus Brendan Fraser began his divegrass career, and his wrath was terrible. This silver Center Forward is a brand new addition to the team for the [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]. Just as he can act the gambit from a romantic in The Quiet American to complaining about sugar pills in Brain Candy, he can also play all which the pitch demands from striker, to assisting, or sweeper. While teammates Real Human Being and For You each have scored one more goal than Fraser's 5 this cup, they have Brendan and his 6 assists to thank for it. He has exploded onto the scene as /tv'/s MVP. [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|This Summer]], /tv/ returns to their first elite cup in many moons, and expectations will be high for /tv/ and Brendan Fraser alike. Good luck!
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==June==
===Wednesday, 3rd of June - Rippletits===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Rippletits.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Rippletits''' [[File:fit icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|LWF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 182cm, 101kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|P07|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|P13|Pinpoint Crossing}}, {{tt|P19|Track Back}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Creative Playmaker
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Mark Rippletoe, or better-known around [[/fit/]] as simply '''Rippletits''', is a veteran of the 4chan Cup dating all the way back to the days of the GSBB system. At one time he was captain for /fit/ but has since stepped down for newer players such as Scooby to get their time in the limelight. But Rippletits is far from done contributing to his team. He is now a silver-ranked LWF who, despite his guilty pleasure for curls, has not skipped leg day. Rippletits specializes in fighting hard for the ball, powerfully driving it up the pitch, and crossing it to his midfield teammates with surprising grace. As far as the record sheets are concerned, he is mostly a quiet player with a mere 4 career goals and a handful of assists each season. Yet still, his presence is always felt on the pitch, and he was certainly a key factor in /fit/ having their most successful season since the team's fall from [[Elite_(teams)|elite status]] in [[2013 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2013]]. /fit/ and Rippletits will move onto the next [[2015 4chan Summer Cup|Summer Cup]] to make sure there isn't a repeat of that episode.
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===Tuesday, 30th of June - Slavshit===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Slavshit.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Slavshit''' [[File:k icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CB}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 189cm, 68kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|C05|Long Ball Expert}}, {{tt|P15|Low Punt Trajectory}}, {{tt|P18|Man Marking}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Build Up
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Another longstanding 4CC veteran, '''Slavshit''' has loyally played [[/k/]]'s defensive line for nearly innumerable seasons now. Like the cheap, near-disposable guns of his namesake, he's seemingly everywhere on /k/'s rear line. For the [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2015 Spring Babby Cup]] the /k/ommandos decided to go with a more defensive strategy than normal by granting Slavshit silver status. His new, rigorous training regiment focused on specializing on long, low punts in the hopes of delivering the ball straight from the rear line all the way up /k/'s strikers. He is also notorious for sticking to his marked opponents like Bulgarian gypsy. At 18th place, /k/ just barely missed advancement to the [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]. When they try again in Autumn, Slavshit's continued silver status is in question, but without question he will still return as a starter because, as stated, Slavshit is everywhere!
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==July==
===Friday, 24th of July - Sadfrog===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Sadfrog.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Sadfrog''' [[File:r9k icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|LWF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 179cm, 72kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|P07|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|P09|Acrobatic Finishing}}, {{tt|P12|Weighted Pass}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Prolific Winger
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | “'''Sadfrog'''... his name was Pepe and he was usually happy, then he got to 4chan, and it went downhill from there.” Thus said then-commissioner Germanbro during [[/hr/]]'s inaugural game against [[/r9k/]]. Sadfrog's position as a silver LWF has been set for several years now, with a mixed strategy of crossing to his fellow strikers, or scoring himself when the opportunity presents itself. While occasionally scoring in the past, Sadfrog's performance noticably picked up with /r9k/'s game against [[/3/]] in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 Spring Babby Cup]]. Starting with that game, Sadfrog has scored in seven out of the past eleven games. 11 career goals currently ties him as /r9k/'s 2nd most prolific scorer. Thanks to him, his team beat [[/x/]] and [[/out/]] in the 2015, but [[2015_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Group_D|Group D]] ended up being so tight those two wins still only put /r9k/ 4th in the group. While he waits for [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|his next cup]], Sadfrog will return to fight his endless crusade against the FUCKING NORMIES. '''REEEEEEEEEE!'''
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==August==
===Friday, 7th of August - Youd Be Suprise===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Youdbesurprise.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Youd Be Suprise''' [[File:s4s icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CB}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 180cm, 80kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|P11|One-touch Pass}}, {{tt|P12|Weighted Pass}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Build Up
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | A non-starter Center Back becoming featured player? '''Youd Be Suprise'''! While off the field, Youd Be Suprise is a spoiler tag and metaphorical box of chocolates for [[/s4s/]], promising untold wonders behind every hidden image. But during game time, he normally warms the bench cheering on his team with ebin may mays :^). Should one of his fellow Center Backs be too low on keks, he'll sub in and bring a special brand of controlled passing and dank defense. He proved to be a pivotal player in his team's recent game vs. [[/mu/]] when /mu/ striker MC Ride had a clear shot at the net. You'd think it would have been a goal, but youd be suprise! YBS slipped in and blocked the shot with his calf just enough to send it wide, ultimately preventing an /s4s/ loss and making sure both teams walked away from the game with 1 point. Youd be suprise shows that you shouldn't be surprised when even a benchwarmer makes a vital difference.
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===Tuesday, 18th of August - Best Pony===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Bestpony.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Best Pony''' [[File:mlp icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|SS}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 178cm, 97kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|P07|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|P09|Acrobatic Finish}} {{tt|P11|One-touch Pass}}, {{tt|P12|Weighted Pass}}, {{tt|P20|Captaincy}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: N/A
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Who is the '''Best Pony'''? Nobody cared until she put on the mask . . . and hat. Though her face is hidden, there are some facts about Best Pony which are certain. First, she is a gold Second Striker and team captain of [[/mlp/]]. Second, she has tallied 22 career Cup goals. Third, that really is a '''very''' nice hat! Her teammate, {{greentext|rape}} is the undisputed goal leader of /mlp/, but behind every strong man there's a strong pony too. Best Pony is one of the greatest assists in the 4chan Cup. This is all due to a specialization that results in graceful, feather-touch passes perfect for that final blow into the net. However on the road to becoming [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup|Summer Cup]] champions, Best Pony was a deadly striker in her own right. She scored 7 goals this cup, the most notable of them being a [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_knockout_stage#.2Fasp.2F_v_.2Fmlp.2F|hat trick]] vs. [[/asp/]].  /mlp/ now gets to show off a star on their logo thanks to her heroic efforts, and as a result the rest of the 4CC will redouble their efforts to beat the cup's most hated team. Know for certain that despite this, or because of this, Best Pony will always fight to keep /mlp/ the best team.
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==September==
===Friday, 25th of September - Perfect Coffee===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_PerfectCoffee.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Perfect Coffee''' [[File:ck icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|AMF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 186cm, 80kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|C03|Speeding Bullet}}, {{tt|P07|Long Range Drive}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Hole Player
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | In '''[[/ck/]]''''s triumvirate, Nachos serves up a hearty meal, and Pink Himalayan Salt adds zest. And with what does one wash it down? Why, with a cup of '''Perfect Coffee'''!. This silver-ranked AMF has played for /ck/ for more seasons than many cup viewers even remember. Since he literally has caffeine for blood, he comes equipped with the Speeding Bullet card to zip down the field a moment's notice. His position makes him a well-rounded player who can, and has, contributed to his team in multiple ways. He has been known to assist his fellow strikers, with three assists so far in 2015 alone. But should he find the opportunity, Perfect Coffee is a perfectly capable scorer too with a career total of 13 goals. /ck/ will take a respite as the babby teams [[2015_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup|battle it out]]. In the meantime, Perfect Coffee will percolate until his next chance to play.
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==November==
===Monday, 9th of November - Bert is a Titan===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_BertIsATitan.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Bert Is A Titan''' [[File:a icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|AMF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 189cm, 70kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|C07|Long Ranger}}, {{tt|P11|One-touch Pass}}, {{tt|P14|Outside Curler}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Box-to-Box
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Oh holy Christ, Bert is playing something resembling well, and he actually scored a decisive, [[2015_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Group_H#.2Fadv.2F_v_.2Fa.2F|game-winning]] goal. It's a goddamn Christmas miracle!
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===Wednesday, 18th of November - Spurdo Spärde===
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Spurdo Spärde''' [[File:int icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|SS}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 179cm, 67kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|C03|Speeding Bullet}}, {{tt|P07|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|P12|Weighted Pass}}, {{tt|P19|Track Back}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2015/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: N/A
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Putin was the very [[Rigged_Wiki:Players_of_the_week/2012#Wednesday_21st_-_Putin|first 4CC player to be featured]] back in 2012. Nearly 3 years to the day after the fact, a new [[/int/]] star earned the right to shine on the front page. Spurdo Spärde is a SS and fugger-in-chief for /int/. His gold ranking is a recent promotion, where the past saw him in other positions – most recently as a silver CMF where he demonstrated an inkling of potential via a goal each against [[/fit/]] and [[/d/]] during the [[2014_4chan_Summer_Cup_Friendlies|2014 Summer Friendlies]]. /int/ management may be wishing they had unlocked the true potential of Spurdo sooner, because in this [[2015_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup|Autumn Babby]] he showed off his deadly one-two punch (or kick) of being both striker and precision passer. Thanks to a critical goal against [[/jp/]], and a devastating 5-goal blitz on [[/co/]], Spurdo helped to finally drag his team out from the Babby league. Another goal vs. hated rival [[/pol/]] would also secure their spot in the [[2015_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup#Final|championship game]]. And through it all, Spurdo tied for 2nd in assists for the entire tournament with six, securing his status as /int/'s MVP for this tournament. He was asked how he felt about going so far this cup only to lose to /out/ in the final. He smiled and said, “fuggg :DDD”
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This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

April 2023

Sunday, 23rd of April 2023

Triforce POTW.png ▲ ▲ ▲ B icon.png /b/
  CF
▲

▲ ▲? LOL RETARD

▲▲▲? NEWFAG

Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.

Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.

A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.

Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.

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April 2022

Wednesday, 1st of April 2022

Eggum.png Eggman Egg icon.png /egg/
  GK
I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

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May 2022

Saturday, 7th of May 2022

Nukedhi.jpg Nuclear Gandhi Vst icon.png /vst/
  AMF
The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no.

This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match.

The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own.

So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you.

You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.

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