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This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Pretty much all of these since 2017 have been written by Tech, but still.}}. Feel free to submit a piece, contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Current known writers: tech, Horizons}}. Feel free to submit a piece; contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
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*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
==March==
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
===Friday, 30th of March===
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2019|2019 archive]]
==April 2023==
===Sunday, 23rd of April 2023===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Bepsi.jpg|350px]]
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Bepsi''' {{team away|n}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''▲ ▲ ▲''' {{team away|b}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 185cm, 80kg
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | ▲
▲ ▲? LOL RETARD
 
▲▲▲? NEWFAG
 
Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.
 
Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.
 
A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.
 
Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S04|Marseille Turn}}, {{tt|S07|Heading}}, {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S10|Acrobatic Finishing}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S24|Track Back}}
| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Target Man
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Divegrass can be an exhausting activity -- and when the need to just kick back from drills and practices, well, kicks in? Forget protein shakes, forget energy drinks, and forget all the rest of that gay shit -- what you really need is a fresh can of '''Bepsi'''! An /n/ mainstay, Bepsi has been on the team since Winter 2015: first as a starting CMF, and then working its way up the field -- in fact, it's now /n/'s gold striker! Aided by a peppy goalhorn and a propensity to score in the most opportune moments, this unlicensed-copyright-in-a-can has wriggled its way into the hearts of /n/ fans and ordinary viewers alike. Even if it's not the most prolific, it's certainly the most memorable -- so if you're feeling like celebrating /n/'s run to the Third Place Trophy with them, why not stop by your local WacDonalds and get a Bepsi with your fries?
Just be careful they don't give you a Cole instead.
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==August==
 
===Wednesday, 15th of August===
==April 2022==
===Wednesday, 1st of April 2022===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Eggum.png|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Shia LaBeouf''' {{team away|fa}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Eggman''' {{team away|egg}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CB}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|GK}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 175cm, 80kg
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I've come to make an announcement:
 
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
 
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
 
He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
 
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
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| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
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==May 2022==
===Saturday, 7th of May 2022===
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S18|Low Lofted Pass}}, {{tt|S22|Malicia}}, {{tt|S28|Fighting Spirit}}
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Nuclear Gandhi''' {{team away|vst}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Build Up
| width="80%" | {{Position|AMF}}
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Creatures of the woods that [[:/an/]] are, even they were not prepared—for who possibly could be?— to challenge the undisputed king of the food chain—actual striker '''Shia LaBeouf''' himself! Except he isn't actually a striker: he's part of /fa/'s deep line of center-back benchers. But when /fa/ gold striker Fuccboi found himself suspended in advance of a critical match to determine /fa/'s Elite Cup fate, Shia's predatory instincts awakened, a stroke of fortune not unnoticed by /fa/ management, who, seeing the potential, positioned him as their impromptu replacement forward. To be sure, it was a strategy that drew the mostly unconvinced gazes of Cup viewers—until Shia LaBeouf silenced his critics by scoring a brace to keep /fa/ afloat. Though /fa/ will, in three months, yet see [[:2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn]], it was Shia's heroic effort that made their survival, for a time, a genuine possibility.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no.
   
   
Or, actually, I shouldn't say heroic effort. It was probably just a normal Sunday night for Shia LaBeouf.
This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match.
The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own.
So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you.
You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.
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Latest revision as of 21:08, 23 March 2024

This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

April 2023

Sunday, 23rd of April 2023

Triforce POTW.png ▲ ▲ ▲ B icon.png /b/
  CF
▲

▲ ▲? LOL RETARD

▲▲▲? NEWFAG

Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.

Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.

A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.

Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.

Archive

April 2022

Wednesday, 1st of April 2022

Eggum.png Eggman Egg icon.png /egg/
  GK
I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

Archive

May 2022

Saturday, 7th of May 2022

Nukedhi.jpg Nuclear Gandhi Vst icon.png /vst/
  AMF
The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no.

This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match.

The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own.

So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you.

You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.

Archive
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