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This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-weekly piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written. Feel free to submit a piece, contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Current known writers: tech, Horizons}}. Feel free to submit a piece; contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
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*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2015|2015 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2015|2015 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
==March==
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
===Friday, 3rd of March===
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2019|2019 archive]]
==April 2023==
===Sunday, 23rd of April 2023===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW Smogonsword.jpg|350px]]
| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Triforce_POTW.png|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Smogonsword''' [[File:Vp icon.png|25px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''▲ ▲ ▲''' {{team away|b}}
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | ▲
▲ ▲? LOL RETARD
 
▲▲▲? NEWFAG
 
Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.
 
Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.
 
A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.
 
Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.
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| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
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==April 2022==
===Wednesday, 1st of April 2022===
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 189cm, 80kg
| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Eggum.png|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Eggman''' {{team away|egg}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2017/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|P21|GK Long Throw}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|GK}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2017/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Offensive Goalkeeper
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I've come to make an announcement:
 
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
 
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
 
He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
 
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | On their way to a Third Place Trophy, [[/vp/]] would pick up two victories in benuldies -- better known as classic PES coin-flipping at its finest, and a point of argument for critics eager to dismiss /vp/'s run as a fluke. In retrospect, however -- [[/jp/]] and [[/sp/]] never really had a chance. At least, not when /vp/ had a true master of the coinflip on their side: '''Smogonsword!''' Though he started out as a midfielder and then a centerback for the team, management soon realized that his 150 / 150 mixed offenses didn't flourish well in those positions, and so eventually Smogonsword would change to Shield Forme and become the reliable alternative whenever main goalkeeper Gotta Catch 'Em All felt under the weather. One of the last lines of defense in /vp/'s deep defensive lines this [[2017 4chan Winter Cup|Winter]], Smogonsword would go on to rack up nine saves of his own -- along with Gotta Catch 'Em All's seventeen, the duo's defense would add up to the most saves per team this Cup in support of a spot on the podium. As the living embodiment of "skillful" play himself, we can be sure /vp/ will stay in the Cup's Ubers tier as long as his mighty King's Shield guards the net.
| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
Or who knows? Personally, I'd say the odds are fifty-fifty.
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==September==
 
===Friday, 22nd of September===
==May 2022==
===Saturday, 7th of May 2022===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW PFoL.jpg|350px]]
| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Nukedhi.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Purest Form of Love''' {{team away|u}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Nuclear Gandhi''' {{team away|vst}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 189cm, 80kg
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no.
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> P05 (Cut Behind & Turn), P08 (Long-range Drive), P12 (First-time Shot), P16 (Outside Curler), P24 (Track Back)
This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match.
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Hole Player
The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own.
So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you.
You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | The purest form of love may very well be that of two girls holding hands as each stares passionately into the other's eyes -- but if [[:/u/]]'s namesake player is any indication, a divegrass player with the ball at their foot is a goddamn close second. The linchpin of /u/'s rejuvenated, out-for-blood offense, Purest Form of Love not only outscored /u/ stalwart and center forward Homucifer, but also achieved such in a streak stretching from /u/'s second game to their second Elite semi-final -- often as either the sole goal-scorer, carrying the team on her back; or as the breaker of a floodgate for /u/'s goalscoring effort. Make no mistake: /u/ are back in force, and with it, Purest Form of Love at the helm, reminding anon that his relationship with his hand (or animé body pillow) will never be quite as patrician.
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Latest revision as of 21:08, 23 March 2024

This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

April 2023

Sunday, 23rd of April 2023

Triforce POTW.png ▲ ▲ ▲ B icon.png /b/
  CF

▲ ▲? LOL RETARD

▲▲▲? NEWFAG

Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.

Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.

A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.

Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.

Archive

April 2022

Wednesday, 1st of April 2022

Eggum.png Eggman Egg icon.png /egg/
  GK
I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

Archive

May 2022

Saturday, 7th of May 2022

Nukedhi.jpg Nuclear Gandhi Vst icon.png /vst/
  AMF
The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no.

This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match.

The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own.

So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you.

You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.

Archive