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<embedvideo service="youtube">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKTkZtbkb08</embedvideo>
From humble beginnings as one of the original 16 teams of the 4chan Cup to a championship all their own, /mu/ have persevered through good times and bad. Managed by a crack team (though "alcohol team" sounds more appropriate) of patricians and overseen by Jesus Christ himself, the team seeks not only to win titles but to have fun as well. Whether through our goalhorns, silly socks or ridiculous banter, fun is valued both by the team and the board. After all, how seriously can actually take virtual roundputt based on a Tagalog face-painting website? We have plenty of exciting things planned for 2024, so stay tuned and thank you for your support!
Recent Matches
| Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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| 19 January 2024 |  /tg/ |
4-0 |  10' Ye 26', 87' Jeff Mangum 73' John Lennon Beat his Wife
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| 21 January 2024 |  /d/ |
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| 27 January 2024 |  /ck/ |
2-1 | 18' Jeff Mangum 90+3' John Lennon Beat his Wife
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| 3 February 2024 |  /aco/ |
2-1 | 60', 66' Jeff Mangum
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| 4 February 2024 |  /pw/ |
0-2 |
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| 29 July 2023 |  /bant/ |
1-2 | 82' John Lennon Beat his Wife
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| 4 August 2023 |  /vm/ |
5-3 | 6', 64' MC Ride 40', 45+0' Talentless Hack 88' John Lennon Beat his Wife
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| 6 August 2023 |  /m/ |
0-0 | |
| 12 August 2023 |  /tv/ |
2-5 | 47', 77' John Lennon Beat his Wife
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Roster
- Main article: /mu/ Roster
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MC Ride track list
| Album | Song |
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| Bottomless Pit | Bottomless Pit |
| Bottomless Pit | Giving Bad People Good Ideas |
| Bottomless Pit | Spikes |
| Bottomless Pit | Three Bedrooms In A Good Neighborhood |
| Exmilitary | Known for it |
| Exmilitary | Takyon (Death Yon) |
| Government Plates | You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat |
| Jenny Death | I Break Mirrors With My Face In The United States |
| Jenny Death | Inanimate Sensation |
| The Money Store | Get Got |
| The Money Store | Hustle Bones |
| The Money Store | I've Seen Footage |
| The Money Store | System Blower |
| Year Of The Snitch | Black Paint |
| Steroids | My Whole Life |
2024
- For earlier history: /mu/ History
/mu/, looking to extend their young elite streak, went into this winter cup finally seeking a finish that doesn't end in the round of 16. The group looked rather difficult, with a consistent opponent /d/, a /ck/ who just finished in the top 4 and a /tg/ who somehow beat all the odds to advance out of autumn. The first match of /tg/ was a very easy game with /mu/ scoring 4 and Ye securing his first goal since Autumn 2018, however the next match against /d/ was terrible, not being able to form an attack and ultimately losing this game 2-0. Thanks to the goal difference, /mu/ still was somewhat save, however a win was needed to definitely secure promotion against /ck/. The game started well with an early goal by old man Jeff, however towards the end of the match, /ck/ managed to grab an equalizer, making this a possible fight for survival. Right at the end with the very last action of the game, Lennon managed to receive a through ball right past the defense, and one on one against the Keeper, managed to chip the ball in to make it a very late 2-1 and secure promotion for /mu/ again, extending the elite streak even further to now 3 elite knockouts in a row. In the round of 16, /mu/ faced /aco/, who the last time those two teams met was a very unpleasant match that ended 0-3 in favor of /aco/. It looked like another dark game as /aco/ took the lead early in the game while /mu/ kept trying to find a pass to Mangum but failing horribly. In the second half, /mu/ finally managed to create deadly attacks after commentators kept saying that passing to Mangum didn't seem to work, right after which Mangum responded to this bashing by getting a quick brace in 2 minutes with incredibly good passes. The game ended 2-1 and /mu/ finally reached the top 8 for the first time since winter 2021. There, they would meet the eventual champions /pw/, who used an extremely abhorrent defensively playstyle and slurped the match for 80 minutes until finally capitalizing on a defensive error by the /mu/ defense. /mu/, desperate for an answer, went all in afterwards, but this is what /pw/ wanted as they managed to sneak in a second goal, ending /mu/'s dream. Still proud to achieve a top 8 finish, /mu/ is looking forward to summer 2024, the 10 year anniversary of their elite cup win. Perhaps this is a sign that finally, great things can be achieved again.
Match History
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Statistics
| Player | Goals Scored | Player | Assists | Player | Saves |
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| Jeff Mangum | 91 | Jeff Mangum | 51 | Merzbow | 270 |
| MC Ride | 67 | MC Ride | 35 | Buffcorrell | 16 |
| John Lennon Beat His Wife | 36 | Michael Gira | 20 | Viper The Rappepr | 10 |
| Talentless Hack | 20 | John Lennon Beat His Wife | 13 | Steve Albini | 10 |
| Michael Gira | 15 | Talentless Hack | 10 | Joanna Newsom | 9 |
| Piero Scaruffi | 6 | The Deak | 6 | Varg Vikernes | 7 |
| Bob Dylan | 6 | Viper the Rapper | 6 | The Crusher | 4 |
| The Deak | 6 | The List Goes On | 5 | Dadrock | 4 |
| Kanye West | 5 | Piero Scaruffi | 4 | I Want a Vandenberg So Bad | 4 |
| Trout Mask Replic | 5 | Kanye West | 4 | *deletes track* | 3 |
| David Bowie | 4 | David Bowie | 4 | John Cage | 2 |
| Viper the Rapper | 3 | MF DOOM | 4 | ||
| Frankie Sinatra | 3 | 5 Players | 3 | ||
| MF DOOM | 3 | ||||
| 4 Players | 2 |
Music/Chants
Anthems
| Artist | Song | Date | Notes |
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| Neutral Milk Hotel | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | SC2011-Now | Default anthem |
| a /k/ production | OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT | 4-February-23 | Joint anthem with /k/ |
| Dire Straits | Money for Nothing | 11-November-22, 12-August-23 | Joint anthem with /wsg/ and /tv/ |
| Boris | Pink | 22-October-22 | Agaisnt /jp/ |
| マクロスMACROSS 82-99 | New Dawn | 30-April-22 | Joint anthem with /gd/ |
| Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 04-Feb-22 | Against /biz/ |
| Meatloaf | Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through | 29-Jan-22 | Against /vr/, in memorial of Meatloaf |
| Shinsei Kamattechan | Ikareta Neet | 25-Jul-21 | Against /jp/ |
| Siivagunner | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (Super Mario World Soundfont) | 17-Jul-21 | Against /vr/ |
| Mastadon | Blood and Thunder | 14-Feb-21 | Against /his/, accidently played instead of default anthem |
| Weezer | Island In The Sun | 13-Feb-21 | Joint anthem with /trv/ |
| Iron Maiden | Fear of the Dark | 6-Feb-21 | Joint anthem with /x/ |
| Dave Rodgers | Don't Stop the Music | 8-Nov-20 | Joint anthem with /o/ |
| Kanye West | Selah | 8-Nov-20 | Against /fa/ |
| Siivagunner | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (Super Mario World Soundfont) | 10-Oct-20 | Against /vr/ |
| Van Halen | Eruption | 9-Oct-20 | Against /tg/, in memorial of Eddie Van Halen |
| Anon | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three (/mu/ cover) | 24-Apr-20 | Against /his/ |
| Rush | Closer to the Heart | 19-Jan-20 | Against /u/, in memorial of Neil Peart |
| Dave Rodgers | Don't Stop the Music | 9-Nov-19 | Joint anthem with /o/ |
| マクロスMACROSS 82-99 | New Dawn | 16-Feb-19 | Joint anthem with /gd/ |
| John McCrae | In Flander's Fields | 11-Nov-18 | Joint anthem with /his/ |
| Leonard Cohen | Diamonds in the Mine | 12-Nov-16 | Against /vr/, in memorial of Leonard Cohen |
| David Bowie | Five Years | 13-Aug-16 | Joint anthem with /e/ |
| Diane Williams | Jesus Can Work It Out | 17-May-15 | Joint anthem with /cgl/ |
| Everybody Ought To Know Who Jesus Is | 20-Jul-14 | Against /wg/ | |
| Josip On Deck | Anime Pussy | 1-Mar-14 | Against /h/ |
| Neutral Milk Hotel | Every ITAOTS song at the same time | 22-Feb-14 | Against /gif/ |
| Anon | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | 1-Sep-13 | Against /b/ |
| Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 1-Sep-13 | Against /int/ |
| Terrance Hundley | Praise Him, He's Worthy to Be Praised | 31-Aug-13 | Against /h/ |
Goalhorns
| Player | Artist | Song | Date | Notes |
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| Default goalhorn | Animal Collective | Sports Brother | SC2011-Now | |
| 8.4 Best New Midfielder | Sleep | Marijuanaut's Theme | ABC2018 | |
| David Bowie | David Bowie | Moonage Daydream | WC2016 | |
| For Less Than The Cost of a Big Mac | Big Black | Passing Complexion | SC2021 | |
| Frankie Sinatra | The Avalanches | Frankie Sinatra | ABC2016-WC2017 | |
| Jeff Mangum | Neutral Milk Hotel | Holland 1945 | WC2016-Now | |
| Jeff Mangum | DoctorOctoroc | Holland 1945 8Bit Cover | WC2022 | Against /vr/ |
| Jeff Mangum | Neutral Milk Hotel | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | SC2013-SC2015 | |
| Jeff Mangum | Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | SC2013 | Against /int/ |
| John Lennon | John Lennon | Woman is the Nigger of the World | SBC2019-Now | |
| Kanye West | Kanye West | All Day | WC2024-Now | |
| Kanye West | Kanye West | I Love It/Lift Yourself | ABC2018 | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Known for it | WC2023-Now | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Get Got | ABC2022-Now | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Inanimate Sensation | WC2022 | Against /biz/ |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Spikes | SC2021-Now | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Giving Bad People Good Ideas | SC2021-Now | |
| MC Ride | IVELISCHPFULI | No Love/Bfg Division Mashup | SC2021 | Against /vr/ |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Steroids | SBC2019 - ABC2019, SC2021 | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Bottomless Pit | WC2021-SBC2022 | Against /trv/ and /vst/ |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Black Paint | WC2021-SC2021 | Against /c/ in WC2021, Against /biz/ in SC2021 |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Hustle Bones | ABC2020 | Against /bant/ |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | I Break Mirrors With My Face in the United States | ABC2020, ABC2022-Now | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | More Than The Fairy | SC2016-WC2019 | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Hothead | WC2016 | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Inanimate Sensation | SC2015 | Against /b/,/f/,/cm/ |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Why a Bitch Gotta Lie | SC2015 | Against /gd/,[s4s] |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Inanimate Sensation | SBC2015 | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | I've Seen Footage | SC2014, ABC2022-Now | |
| MC Ride | Love Grips | Hip to Be Noided | WC2014 | |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | Klink | SC2013 | Against /int/ |
| MC Ride | Death Grips | I've Seen Footage (Cover) | SC2013 | Against /h/,/x/ |
| MF Doom | MF Doom | I Hear Voices | WC2021 | |
| Michael Gira | Swans | Stay Here | SC2015-ABC2018 | |
| Pierro Scaruffi | Captain Beefheart | My Human Gets Me Blues | ABC2020 | |
| Piero Scaruffi | Banaroo | Dubi Dam Dam | ABC2019 | |
| Sufjan Stevens | Sufjan Stevens | Come On! Feel the Illinoise! | WC2016 | |
| Talentless Hack | Lou Reed | Beautiful Day/Metal Machine Music | WC2014-WC2015,ABC2019,SBC2022-ABC2022 | |
| Talentless Hack | The Velvet Underground | Sister Ray | WC2019, ABC2022-SC2023 |
Victory Anthems
| Artist | Song | Date | Notes |
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| The Re/mu/sters | Helter Skelter | ABC2022-Now | Default victory anthem |
| Muse | Survival | ABC2022-Now | Promotion anthem |
| Neutral Milk Hotel | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | SC2011-SBC2022 | |
| Metallica & Lou Reed | Brandenburg Gate | 06-May-22 | Against /vst/ |
| The Beatles | Can't Buy Me Love | 04-Feb-22 | Against /biz/ |
| Midori | Yukiko-san | 25-Jul-21 | Against /jp/ |
| Kanna lost her jaw | Never Meant (Super Mario 64 Soundfont) | 17-Jul-21 | Against /vr/ |
| Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 13-Feb-21, 3-Feb-24 | |
| The re/mu/sters | Helter Skelter (/mu/ cover) | 6-Feb-21 | Against /x/ |
| Your Favorite Martian | Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis) | 31-Jan-21 | Against /d/ |
| Yo La Tengo | Sugar Cube | 8-Nov-20 | Against /fa/ |
| Anon | 2deep4u.avi | 8-Nov-20 | Against /p/ |
| Dalek | Classical Homicide | 7-Nov-20 | Against /n/ |
| Meatloaf | Bat Out of Hell | 31-Oct-20 | Against /w/ |
| David Bowie | Little Wonder | 23-Oct-20 | Against /v/ Was supposed to be Drum n Bowie's goalhorn |
| The re/mu/sters | Helter Skelter (/mu/ cover) | 9-Oct-20 | Against /tg/ |
| Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 25-Jan-20 | Against /fit/ |
| Kanye West | Selah | 26-Oct-19 | Against /ck/ |
| C418 | Cat | 18-May-19 | Against /v/ |
| Weezer | The Sweater Song | 13-Oct-18 | Against /cgl/ |
| Meatloaf | Bat Out of Hell | 12-Oct-18 | Against /o/ |
| Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 26-Feb-17 | Against /vp/ |
| Belle and Sebastian | Judy and the Dream of Horses | 18-Feb-17 | Against /mlp/ |
| Sufjan Stevens | Come On! Feel the Illinoise! | 6-Nov-16 | Against /g/ |
| Macintosh Plus | リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー | 5-Mar-16 | Against /f/ |
| Neutral Milk Hotel | Holland 1945 | 15-Aug-15 | Against /cm/ |
| Neutral Milk Hotel | Holland 1945 | 8-Aug-15 | Against /sci/ |
| Run The Jewels | Oh My Darling (Don't Cry) | 13-Feb-15 | Against /vp/ |
| Lil B | I Love You | 3-Aug-14 | Against /hr/ |
| Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 3-Aug-14 | Against /vg/ |
| The Bug | Fuck a Bitch(Ft. Death Grips) | 2-Aug-14 | Against /po/ |
| Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 26-Jul-14 | Against /ic/ |
| Neutral Milk Hotel | I Love How You Love Me | 14-Feb-14 | Against /gd/ |
| Death Grips | Face Melter | 1-Sep-13 | Against /b/ |
| Steklovata | Novi God | 1-Sep-13 | Against /int/ |
| Terrance Hundley | Praise Him, He's Worthy to Be Praised | 31-Aug-13 | Against /h/ |
| Lil B | In Down Bad | 24-Aug-13 | Against /x/ |
Chants
Honors and Auties
2012 Summer Cup:
Best Goalhorn
2013 Summer Cup:
Runner Up
The Golden Glove
2014 Summer Cup:
Champions
The Golden Boot
The Golden Glove
Team of the Tournament
Bandwagoner's Choice
Best Goalhorn
Best Anthem
Best Manager
2015 Winter Cup:
Least Improved Team
Biggest Upset
2016 Winter Cup:
The Golden Glove
2017 Winter Cup:
Runner Up
Biggest Upset
2017 Summer Cup:
The Wooden Spoon
Least Improved Team
Worst Managers
Biggest Spaghetti Moment
2020 Autumn Babby Cup:
Runner Up
The Golden Boot
Best Althorn
Match of the Tournament
(Own) Goal of the Tournament
2021 Winter Cup:
The Golden Ball (tied)
Best Althorn (tied)
Gallery
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Pleb Test: Can you name all the kit inspirations?
/mu/ win the 2014 Summer Cup
/mu/ circa 2012
/mu/ circa Dec 2013
Tag Teams
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| /mugd/ - Tag Team Cup 2 Patrician music meets patrician art |
| 2-1-2 |
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| /comu/ - Tag Team Cup 4 4 Fingered characters play in a band |
| 1-0-3 |
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| /omu/ - Tag Team Cup 5 Driving songs, pass the aux cord, bro |
| 0-0-3 |
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| /s4mu/ - Tag Team Cup 6 Ween, the team |
| 3-1-3 |
Rivalries
As an original sixteen team and a champion, it stands to reason that /mu/ has a storied history in the 4chan cup and a host of rivalries to go along with it. These rivalries have been important, recurring, and most of all, loads of fun!
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| The Ol' War Song The best rivalries develop organically. /mu/-/k/ is the perfect example of this and in many ways the perfect rivalry in the 4chan cup. /mu/’s oldest and fiercest rivals, the /k/ommandos have never failed to meet up with the /mu/tants somewhere along the way whenever both teams have made their way to the same tournament. The first meeting between these two storied sides occurred in the original 2011 Summer Cup, which /mu/ took by a scoreline of 2-1. /k/ however returned fire next Winter, defeating /mu/ in a penalty shootout on their way to hoisting a 4chan cup. Once again, the two sides met the following Summer Cup, which ended in an explosive 3-3 stalemate in the group stages. Meeting again next Winter, we were to see a completely different story. /mu/ would reassert their dominance in style, outgunning the weapons board by seven goals to one, led by captain Jeff Mangum’s then-record 5 goals in a single game, helping send /k/ down to their first-ever babby cup. The two would not meet again until /mu/’s own Championship run in Summer 2014, where the game was decided in /mu/’s favor off a late Talentless Hack goal. Back in Winter, the /k/ommandos look to find /mu/ somewhere on the battlefield so they may tip the scales of this historic rivalry back in their favor, and the /mu/tants not only expect but relish the opportunity to meet the old enemy on the field once more in the best rivalry in the 4chan Cup. /a/ and /sp/ wish they could have a rivalry this great. /mu/ leads this rivalry with 4 wins, 1 draw, and 1 loss. |
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| The White Whale SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL |
| 1-0-3 |
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| The Spoon and the Fury Bob Dylan has a Nobel Prize in Literature. |
| 1-1-1 |
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| Preceded by 2013 /wg/ 
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Summer Champions 2014 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2015 2016 /mlp/ 
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