/hanny/

/hanny/
Secret Edgy Rape Club
/hanny/ - Alicesoft/Rance General
Founded 2012 Manager Niwa Nagahide Owner Oda Used Goods Store IRL manager Siegentleman rhs/Haniwa Nagahide JYSoul Team colors Extra team colors Chat color E11212 Red Kalar Ranking 37th Highest rank 9th (July 2022) Lowest rank 49th (December 2018) Top scorer I'm Not A Lolicon, But (52) Top assister Too Smart To Win (27) Captain I'm Not A Lolicon, But Website Alicesoft/Rance General Nickname Hannies, Niwas, Potteries
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 27 14 38 79 34.18%
GF GA GD 160 183 -23
Biggest win /hanny/  9–1  /skg/ 25 November 2016 Biggest defeat /feg/  5–0  /hanny/ 10 July 2022 First match /kspg/  1–1  /hanny/ 13 June 2014
/vg/ League Appearances 19 (First in /vg/ League 2) Best result 4th, /vg/ League 18
Team music
Anthem Japanese Beat Victory Anthem My Glorious Days Goal horn Rough Edge Rance Goalhorn Rebirth The Edge Kanami Goalhorn Force Rick Goalhorn By La Way
Kits
Home kit

"Secret Edgy Rape Club"

— Guyzoo, translator of Please Bang My Wife

Team Roster

Main Article: /hanny/ roster For Player Profiles and Historical Rosters

Current Roster

No. Position Player 24   GK Too Smart To Win 17   CB I'm Your Sister 38   CB Archfriend 58   LB Proud And Noble Race 34   RB A Million Dead Ants 6   DMF Mankograbber 28   CMF MALICE 40   CMF Nakadashi Only 20   AMF Why Is Hanny So Gay? 2   CF I'm Not A Lolicon, But 15   CF Useless Ninja

No. Position Player 23   CB Bishamonten 37   CB Muh Tenacity 42   CB K-K-Kamilla 61   LB EEEH? TADA MODO? 80   RB English Only Princess 1   DMF Sex That Children Can Enjoy 33   DMF Secret Edgy Rape Club 41   DMF >Helman GDP 67   DMF I WANT TO RAPE THIS LITTLE SHIT 77   DMF The Forbidden 56   SS Supreme Gentleman 68   SS Schmerz Kaiserin

All male team for invitational

No. Position Player 17   GK Please Fuck My Sister 19   CB Ragnarokarc Super Gandhi 76   CB Bernard 64   LB Dark Rance XX   RB 5'11 XX   DMF Lv2 Soccer 24   CMF Too Smart To Win 22   CMF TOSH XX   AMF Helman Bvll 2   CF I'm Not A Lolicon, But 20   CF Why Is Hanny So Gay?

No. Position Player 50   GK 32 Waves Of Pandas 44   CB HEIL MM RUNE YES 56   CB Supreme Gentleman XX   CB MAKE DRAAAMMMAAA 79   LB Zeth's Most Wanted XX   LB Squid Ubermensch 45   RB Eat Rock XX   RB Potential Boy 4   DMF Takeda Blitz XX   DMF All My Friends Are Dead 54   SS Three Strikes XX   SS Males & Other

Players

VGL18 /hanny/ Starting Lineup
Top: Useless Ninja, I WANT TO RAPE THIS LITTLE SHIT, Nakadashi Only, Archfriend Jill, K-K-Kamilla, Mankograbber
Bottom: A Million Dead Ants, MALICE, Too Smart To Win, Rance, >Helman GDP

Competitive History

By Tournament

Competition	Date	Mat	Win	Draw	Loss	GF	GA	GD	Efficiency	Captain	Leading Goalscorer	Goals	Placement	Ranking	/vg/ Representative
/vg/ League 2	June 2014	3	0	1	2	2	7	-5	0.00%	Sex That Children Can Enjoy	Sex That Children Can Enjoy I'm Not A Lolicon, But	1	21st	26th	I'm Not A Lolicon, But
/vg/ League 6 Qualifiers	May 2016	4	2	0	2	7	10	-3	50.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	I'm Not A Lolicon, But TOSH	2	8th	N/A	N/A
/vg/ League 6	June 2016	3	0	0	3	14	17	-3	0.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	TOSH	6	31st	34th	N/A
/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers	November 2016	3	3	0	0	14	4	10	100.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	7	2nd	N/A	N/A
/vg/ League 7	December 2016	3	0	2	1	6	8	-2	0.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	Too Smart To Win	3	26th	22nd	N/A
/vg/ League 8	July 2017	3	1	0	2	2	5	-3	33.33%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	TOSH	2	26th	24th	N/A
/vg/ League 9	December 2017	4	2	1	1	9	8	1	50.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	TOSH	4	9th	15th	TOSH
/vg/ League X	June 2018	3	0	2	1	3	4	-1	0.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	I'm Not A Lolicon, But Too Smart To Win TOSH	1	38th	31st	N/A
/vg/ League 11	December 2018	3	0	1	2	3	8	-5	0.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	Too Smart To Win	2	44th	49th	N/A
/vg/ League 12	June 2019	3	1	0	2	5	6	-1	33.33%	Mankograbber	Mankograbber	3	31st	38th	N/A
/vg/ League 13	December 2019	3	1	0	2	9	12	-3	33.33%	Mankograbber	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	4	32nd	26th	N/A
/vg/ League 14	June 2020	5	3	0	2	14	12	2	60.00%	Mankograbber	Too Smart To Win	5	12th	12th	Mankograbber
/vg/ League 15	November 2020	3	1	0	2	3	7	-4	33.33%	Mankograbber	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	2	35th	30th	N/A
/vg/ League 16	May 2021	3	1	0	2	6	7	-1	33.33%	Mankograbber	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	3	33rd	39th	N/A
/vg/ League 17	December 2021	4	2	0	2	6	6	0	50.00%	Mankograbber	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	3	21st	26th	I WANT TO RAPE THIS LITTLE SHIT
/vg/ League 18	June 2022	7	3	2	2	11	14	-3	42.86%	Mankograbber	Mankograbber	5	4th	9th	Useless Ninja
/vg/ League 19	November, 2022	3	0	3	0	6	6	0	0.00%	Mankograbber	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	3	31st	19th	N/A
/vg/ League X-2	June, 2023	3	1	1	1	5	6	-1	33.33%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	Too Smart To Win Why Is Hanny So Gay?	2	26th	31st	N/A
/vg/ League 21	December, 2023	5	3	0	2	14	11	3	60.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	Mankograbber I'm Not A Lolicon, But	4	9th	15th	Hanny
/vg/ League 22	June, 2024	3	0	1	2	1	6	-5	0.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	1	46th	37th	N/A
/vg/ League 23	December, 2024	6	3	0	3	17	13	4	50.00%	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	I'm Not A Lolicon, But	6	14th	34th	Sex That Children Can Enjoy

Match History

/vg/ League

Competition	Stage	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers
/vg/ League 2	Group Stage Group A	June 13, 2014	/kspg/	1-1 D	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  52'
		June 14, 2014	/npg/	0-4 L
		June 15, 2014	/scv/	1-2 L	Sex That Children Can Enjoy  4'
/vg/ League 6	Qualifier Group Stage Group C	May 27, 2016	/ddg/	0-4 L Video
		May 28, 2016	/ffg/	2-3 L Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  31' TOSH  34'
		May 29, 2016	/bbg/	2-0 W Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  22' Too Smart To Win  56'
	Qualifier Playoff	May 29, 2016	/mggg/	3-3 (4-1 PK) W Video	Io Ishtar  12' Ragnarokarc Super Gandhi  78' TOSH  98'
	Group Stage Group C	June 3, 2016	/drg/	5-6 L Video	TOSH  17', 32' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  45+0' Ragnarokarc Super Gandhi  51' Captain Vanilla  90+0'
		June 5, 2016	/llsifg/	5-6 L Video	TOSH  7', 11', 90+6' MALICE  82' Ragnarokarc Super Gandhi  90+3'
		June 11, 2016	/wotg/	4-5 L Video	Too Smart To Win  16', 87' TOSH  24' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  90+0'
/vg/ League 7	Qualifiers Group D	November 25, 2016	/skg/	9-1 W Video	TOSH  6', 42', 44', 66' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  18', 40', 62', 84' Too Smart To Win  90+5'
		November 26, 2016	/mggg/	3-2 W Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  30' Too Smart To Win  40', 77'
		November 27, 2016	/vn/	2-1 W Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  32', 70'
	Group Stage Group A	December 2, 2016	/aog/	2-4 L Video	Too Smart To Win  23' TOSH  82'
		December 4, 2016	/5N@F/	3-3 D Video	TOSH  6' Too Smart To Win  51', 63'
		December 10, 2016	/twg/	1-1 D Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  54'
/vg/ League 8	Group Stage Group B	June 9, 2017	/rsg/	0-1 L Video
		June 11, 2017	/meg/	0-3 L Video
		June 17, 2017	/ffg/	2-1 W Video	TOSH  40', 77'
/vg/ League 9	Friendlies	September 16, 2017	/skg/	1-3 L Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  53'
		September 13, 2017	/mggg/	2-3 L Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  45+0' TOSH  49'
	Group Stage Group D	December 1, 2017	/hsg/	2-1 W Video	Too Smart To Win  10' TOSH  76'
		December 3, 2017	/yyy/	1-0 W Video	TOSH  50'
		December 9, 2017	/@/	3-3 D Video	Too Smart To Win  3' TOSH  22' Why Is Hanny So Gay?  86'
	Round of 16	December 16, 2017	/wtg/	3-4 L Video	TOSH  23' Too Smart To Win  37' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  43'
/vg/ League X	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	April 7, 2018	/mggg/	0-1 L Video
		April 13, 2018	/vn/	3-1 W Video	Nakadashi Only  20' Too Smart To Win  69' Why Is Hanny So Gay?  75'
	Group Stage Group C	June 1, 2018	/mbg/	2-2 D Video	Too Smart To Win  49' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  75'
		June 10, 2018	/wtg/	0-1 L Video
		June 16, 2018	/gbfg/	1-1 D Video	TOSH  73'
/vg/ League 11	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	September 8, 2018	/fgoalter/	5-4 W Video	TOSH  10' Too Smart To Win  35', 59', 82', 90+4'
		September 15, 2018	/skg/	2-7 L Video	TOSH  28' Too Smart To Win  65'
	Group Stage Group J	November 25, 2018	/fgoalter/	0-2 L Video
		December 1, 2018	/tnm/	1-4 L Video	Too Smart To Win  37'
		December 7, 2018	/tf2g/	2-2 D Video	TOSH  27' Too Smart To Win  40'
/vg/ League 12	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	March 24, 2019	/drg/	4-2 W Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  48', 55' Mankograbber  83' Too Smart to Win  89'
		March 29, 2018	/ink/	2-4 L Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  61' Mankograbber  71'
	Group Stage Group J	June 9, 2019	/pmmm/	2-0 W Video	Mankograbber  35', 39' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  52'
		June 15, 2019	/d2g/	2-3 L Video	Nakadashi Only  30' Why Is Hanny So Gay?  76'
		June 21, 2019	/osg/	1-3 L Video	Mankograbber  85'
/vg/ League 13	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	September 28, 2019	/fgog/	4-2 W Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  20', 38' Too Smart to Win  31' Mankograbber  56'
		October 5, 2019	/mggg/	3-6 L Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  10', 72' Too Smart to Win  49'
	Group Stage Group F	November 23, 2019	/civ4xg/	3-2 W Video	Mankograbber  5' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  27', 56'
		November 29, 2019	/kfg/	3-6 L Video	Too Smart to Win  57' Mankograbber  70' MALICE  90+4'
		December 8, 2019	/mbg/	3-4 L Video	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  40', 81' Mankograbber  42'
/vg/ League 14	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	March 21, 2020	/digi/	2-2 W (4-3) PK Video	Mankograbber  3' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  16'
		March 27, 2020	/vn/	2-1 W Video	Nakadashi Only  15' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  37'
	Group Stage Group C	June 6, 2020	/fgoalter/	4-2 W Video	Mankograbber  13', 28', 86' Too Smart To Win  60'
		June 14, 2020	/dbg/	4-3 W Video	Too Smart To Win  10' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  27', 90+3' Mankograbber  56'
		June 20, 2020	/civ4xg/	1-2 L	Too Smart To Win  83'
	Survival Round Playoff Round 2	June 26, 2020	/r6g/	3-2 W	Too Smart To Win  47', 90+3' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  88'
	Knockout Stage Round of 16	June 27, 2020	/2hug/	2-3 L	Nakadashi Only  16' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  77'
/vg/ League 15	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	September 20, 2020	/skg/	0-4 L
		September 26, 2020	/vn/	2-0 W	Mankograbber  56' Too Smart To Win  66'
	Group Stage Group K	November 22, 2020	/skg/	0-2 L
		November 28, 2020	/vitagen/	1-4 L	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  41'
		December 4, 2020	/ddlc/	2-1 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  6' Too Smart To Win  79'
/vg/ League 16	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	March 19, 2021	/fg/	1-1 W (3-2) PK	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  88'
		March 20, 2021	/hgg2d/	4-0 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  4', 39' Too Smart To Win  67', 76'
	Group Stage Group K	May 21, 2021	/akg/	1-3 L	Too Smart To Win  35'
		May 30, 2021	/@/	1-2 L	Mankograbber  24'
		June 5, 2021	/ink/	4-2 W	Too Smart To Win  5' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  52', 72', 81'
/vg/ League 17	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	September 25, 2021	/2hug/	7-6 W	>Helman GDP  4', 9', 50', 79', 87' I Want To Rape This Little Shit  54' Too Smart To Win  58'
		October 2, 2021	/fg/	3-2 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  45', 55' Too Smart To Win  82'
	Group Stage Group L	November 28, 2021	/nepgen/	0-1 L
		December 4, 2021	/kfg/	2-1 W	Too Smart To Win  41' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  69'
		December 10, 2021	/sgg/	1-0 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  38'
	Survival Round Playoff Round 1	December 17, 2021	/ddlc/	3-4 L	Too Smart To Win  34' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  65' I Want To Rape This Little Shit  90+0'
/vg/ League 18	Group Stage Group L	June 19, 2022	/forza/	2-0 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  55' Mankograbber  70'
		June 25, 2022	/@/	2-2 D	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  47' Mankograbber  55'
		July 1, 2022	/2hug/	2-2 D	MALICE  2' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  25'
	Knockout Stage Round of 16	July 9, 2022	/ggg/	1-0 W	Mankograbber  64'
	Knockout Stage Quarter Final	July 10, 2022	/bag/	3-2 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  42' Mankograbber  45', 71'
	Knockout Stage Semi Final	July 10, 2022	/feg/	0-5 L
	Knockout Stage Third Place Match	July 10, 2022	/assg/	1-3 L	>Helman GDP  10'
/vg/ League 19	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	September 18, 2022	/llsifg/	2-3 L	Mankograbber  45+1', 52'
		September 24, 2022	/vn/	3-3 D	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  33', 70' Mankograbber  49'
		September 25, 2022	/hgg2d/	1-3 L	Mankograbber  15'
	Group Stage Group K	November 27, 2022	/vitagen/	1-1 D	Mankograbber  70'
		December 3, 2022	/ddlc/	1-1 D	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  20'
		December 9, 2022	/skg/	4-4 D	Mankograbber  16' Nakadashi Only  30' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  63', 90+4'
/vg/ League X-2	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)
		March 25, 2023	/feg/	4-2 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  11', 86' Mankograbber  86' Useless Ninja  76'
		March 31, 2023	/skg/	3-2 W	Useless Ninja  40', 79' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  59'
		April 1, 2023	/hgg2d/	0-3 L
	Group Stage Group F	June 10, 2023	/revue/	1-3 L	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  85'
		June 16, 2023	/fg/	2-1 W	Why Is Hanny So Gay?  17', 63'
		June 25, 2023	/fgoalter/	2-2 D	Too Smart To Win  11', 54'
/vg/ League 21	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)
		September 15, 2023	/smtg/	2-1 W	Mankograbber  27' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  82'
		September 17, 2023	/hgg2d/	0-1 L
		September 24, 2023	/vn/	1-4 L	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  74'
	Group Stage Group L	November 26, 2023	/pcrg/	5-2 W	Too Smart To Win  10', 45+1' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  15' Mankograbber  68', 74'
		December 2, 2023	/smbg/	0-2 L
		December 8, 2023	/psg/	4-1 W	Mankograbber  26' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  31' Too Smart To Win  42' MALICE  45'
	Survival Round Playoff Round 2	December 15, 2023	/xgg/	3-3 (2-0 PK) W	Mankograbber  17' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  56', 85'
	Knockout Stage Round of 16	December 16, 2023	/vn/	2-3 L	MALICE  10', 22'
/vg/ League 22	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	March 1, 2024	/skg/	2-3 L	Mankograbber  49' Too Smart To Win  68'
		March 2, 2024	/hgg2d/	3-4 L	Mankograbber  23' MALICE  33' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  61'
	Group Stage Group A	June 7, 2024	/pg/	1-1 D	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  29'
		June 16, 2024	/2hug/	0-1 L
		June 22, 2024	/nikg/	0-4 L
/vg/ League 23	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)
		September 27, 2024	/hgg2d/	1-2 L	Mankograbber  77'
		September 28, 2024	/ink/	2-1 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  60' Useless Ninja  69'
		October 5, 2024	/alg/	2-6 L	Useless Ninja  73', 81'
	Group Stage Group L	December 1, 2024	/hgg2d/	4-5 L	Useless Ninja  42', 45+2' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  55', 87'
		December 7, 2024	/indie/	4-1 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  9', 42', 45+0' MALICE  55'
		December 13, 2024	/domg/	2-3 L	Useless Ninja  47' Why Is Hanny So Gay?  90+1'
	Hell's Wild Card Wild Card Round 1	December 20, 2024	/hsrg/	5-1 W	Nakadashi Only  53', 83' Useless Ninja  56', 90+3' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  77'
	Hell's Wild Card Wild Card Round 2	December 20, 2024	/egg/	2-1 W	Nakadashi Only  6' MALICE  87'
	Knockout Stage Round of 16	December 21, 2024	/pmmm/	0-2 L

Invitationals

Competition	Stage	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers
Rigging After Dark	Exhibitionals	June 17, 2016	/aus/	3-3 (2-3 PK)L	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  38' Too Smart To Win  58' Allykiller  64'
		June 20, 2016	/l/	3-2 W	TOSH  45+3' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  66' Too Smart To Win  87'
		June 23, 2016	/his/	1-3 L	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  27'
Fakkin Boolsheet Tournament	Round of 16	August 4, 2016	/jojo/	3-4 L	TOSH  22,41' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  58'
Fakkin Boolsheet Tournament II	Round of 16	August 4, 2016	/音MAD/	3-2 W	TOSH  10' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  86,90+2'
	Quarter Final	September 21, 2016	/aog/	0-1 L
Beta Bowl	Group Stage Group A	March 31, 2017	/cgl/	3-0 W	TOSH  70,87' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  76'
		March 31, 2017	/o/	2-2 D	TOSH  8' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  68?'
		April 1, 2017	/RGB/	4-1 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  27' TOSH  53,70' Too Smart To Win  84'
	Semi Final	April 2, 2017	/ptg/	1-0 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  61'
	Final	April 3, 2017	/fgog/	2-1 W	TOSH  76' Too Smart To Win  80'
	Final Boss	April 3, 2017	/r9k/	1-1 D	Roastie  90+2'
Fakkin Boolsheet Tournament III	Round of 16	July 6, 2017	/rw/	1-5 L	TOSH  83'
Omegacup 2017	Round of 128	December 12, 2017	/indie/	3-3 (4-3 PK) W	TOSH  24', 30' Archfriend Jill  63'
	Round of 64	December 13, 2017	/yyy/	4-6 L	TOSH  7', 86' Too Smart To Win  24' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  81'
Fakkin Boolsheet Tournament IV	Round of 16	July 3, 2018	File:Bane icon.png /bane/	3-2 W	TOSH  6', 90+0' Too Smart To Win  31'
	Quarter Final	July 5, 2018	/bw/	0-1 L	TOSH  17'
VGL Luigi Circuit	Winner's Bracket Quarter Final	January 12, 2019	/skg/	2-1 W	Too Smart To Win  34', 75'
	Winner's Bracket Semi Final	January 12, 2019	/d2g/	0-2 L
	Loser's Bracket Round 2	January 13, 2019	/ink/	0-2 L
Beta Bowl	Group Stage Group A	March 21, 2019	/yt/	1-1 D	Mankograbber  55'
		March 22, 2019	/bw/	2-3 L	Mankograbber  20', 45+1'
		March 23, 2019	/ddlc/	2-2 D	Too Smart to Win  67' Mankograbber  89'
	Play-in Round 1	March 29, 2019	/adv/	3-1 W	Nakadashi Only  ??' Mankograbber  ??' Too Smart to Win  ??'
	Play-in Round 2	March 29, 2019	/u/	2-3 L	Too Smart to Win  ??' Why Is Hanny So Gay?  ??'
Enter team here	Stocking of suffering	December 13, 2019	/aco/	3-1 W	Too Smart to Win  13' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  42' Mankograbber  60'
VGL Luigi Circuit 2	Winner's Bracket Quarter Final	February 8, 2020	/ddlc/	1-1 (4-2)PK W	Assassination Is Easy  87'
	Winner's Bracket Semi Final	February 8, 2020	/d2g/	5-1 W	Mankograbber  4', 27', 37', 83' >Helman GDP  45+0'
	Winner's Bracket Winner's Final	February 9, 2020	/tf2g/	3-3 (4-5) PK L	Mankograbber  44', 54', 65'
	Loser's Bracket Loser's Final	February 9, 2020	/d2g/	0-2 L
Beta Bowl II	Group A	March 27, 2021	/07/	2-4 L	Too Smart to Win  25' Mankograbber  58'
		March 27, 2021	/nhl/	2-1 W	Too Smart To Win  30', 60'
		March 28, 2021	/trv/ B	1-2 L	Nakadashi Only  59'
	Quarter Final	April 2, 2021	/u/	2-3 L	Too Smart To Win  39' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  82'
Lil' Winter Skirmish	Winner's Bracket First Round	March 12, 2022	/psg/	3-2 W	Mankograbber  7', 45+2' Too Smart to Win  23'
	Winner's Bracket Quarter Finals	March 13, 2022	/feg/	0-2 L
	Loser's Bracket Round 2	March 19, 2022	/revue/	1-5 L	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  90+2'
VGL Ladies Night	Group Stage Group C	March 26, 2022	/pmmm/	3-2 W	Nakadashi Only  29' MALICE  85', 86'
		March 27, 2022	/vrg/	1-3 L	MALICE  82'
		April 2, 2022	/vitagen/	1-1 D	MALICE  73'
	Quarter Final	April 3, 2022	/hgg2d/	3-1 W	>Helman GDP  45+0' Mankograbber  55', 62'
	Semi Final	April 3, 2022	/kfg/	2-2 3-4 L PK	>Helman GDP  14' Porno Dohna  119'
	Third Place Match	April 3, 2022	/gbpen/	0-2 L
VGL Ladies Night 2	Group Stage Group D	February 17, 2024	/akg/	2-2 D	MALICE  36' Nakadashi Only  39'
		February 18, 2024	/pcrg/	2-4 L	Nakadashi Only  66' MALICE  85'
		February 24, 2024	/nepgen/	3-2 W	Mankograbber  24' Nakadashi Only  35', 80'
	Quarter Final	February 25, 2024	/2hug/	0-4 L
New Thread Cup 3	Group Stage Group B	September 14, 2024	/dbg/	4-4 D	Sex That Children Can Enjoy  15' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  20' Mankograbber  22', 55'
		September 15, 2024	/mjg/	1-2 L	TOSH  78'
		September 21, 2024	/llsifg/	1-2 L	Mankograbber  80'
Lads on Tour	Group Stage Group B	March 7, 2025	/egg/	2-2 D	Why Is Hanny So Gay?  11' I'm Not A Lolicon, But  90+5'
		March 8, 2025	/fgog/	2-0 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  67' Helman Bvll  73'
		March 8, 2025	/dbg/	2-2 D	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  6', 24'
	Semi Final	March 9, 2025	/ddg/	1-2 L	Helman Bvll  22'
	Third Place Match	March 9, 2025	/twg/	3-1 W	I'm Not A Lolicon, But  5' Why Is Hanny So Gay?  60' TOSH  79'

Honours

Team

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  Beta Bowl
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  VGL Ladies Night
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Auties Won

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  /vg/ League 6
  Most Exciting Team
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  At Least You Tried
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  /vg/ League 9
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Auties Runner Up

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  /vg/ League 6
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  /vg/ League 8
  At Least You Tried
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  Most Improved Team
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  Best Kits
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  Best Anthem
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  6 Goals
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  Mankograbber
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  6 Goals
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  Useless Ninja
  VGL Ladies Night
  Golden Glove
  26 Saves
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  Please Fuck My Sister
  Lads on Tour
  Golden Glove
  15 Saves

Runner Up

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  Mankograbber
  /vg/ League 14
  Best Player Model

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  Why Is Hanny So Gay?
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  Burger King Player Of The Day
  Day Four
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  Mankograbber
  '/vg/ League 21
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  Day Three
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  /hanny/ promotes for the 1st time

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  Entering 2018 with some hope

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  /hanny/ were too smart in 2018

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  Typical /hanny/ goalkeeping

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  Never forgive KanoGate 2020

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  Ssulal misses out again

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  /hanny/ makes the final day for the 1st time

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  Burger King Player of the day

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  Arsenal's new transfer target

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  MALICE celebrates Hannys Decade