2013 4chan Summer Cup Group B

Summary

Matchday 1

It wouldn't be the 4chan Cup without some spaghetti, and this game had spaghetti aplenty. From the endless rigging by the managers, especially former /a/ manager Bittenfeld, to Colossal Titan's colossal choking and the lack of any goals until the last 10 minutes of the game, this match was characterized by frustration, laughter, and utter disbelief. Accelerator proved himself a worthy contender for the Golden Glove, stopping seemingly impossible shots by /h/ that proved that Bittenfeld hadn't lost his drunken magic, and Cowboy Bebop proved that age hadn't dulled his leadership skills. /h/'s cheeky equalizer by team favorite Kneesocks ensured that this match would remain a source of frustration and anxiety long after it was over.

A shocking blowout by /tv/ and the biggest victory in /po/'s history, /po/ has truly shown that power rankings mean little in PES 2013. Paper Cut led the way with a hat trick, one of which came after /po/ manager PaperPlane decided to change tactics as /po/ lead /tv/ 4-0. Taking the X-Acto knife in hand and twisting it, he pushed /po/ into a super-offensive posture and cemented /tv/'s fall with a fifth goal in the 88th minute.

Matchday 2

SHEEEEEET-slinging politician Stringer Bell and WHAT A TWEEST screenwriter Steven Moffat were no match for a team of mostly blue-conditioned anime aces, as /a/ forced ball after ball past a sleepy /tv/ defense. All hope of /tv/ maintaining a shred of dignity was wiped out as colossal choker Colossal Titan pulled off his first goal of the tournament at the 91st minute of injury time, sealing /tv/'s death with yet another 5-0 blowout.

In the first scoreless draw of the Cup, which started with much rigging by a drunken Bittenfeld and ended with much rigging by a smashed Bittenfeld, saw /po/'s paper-sharp offense stopped by Garterbelt and /h/'s defense at every turn, while /h/'s star players were turned dizzy by their manager's drunken rigging magic and proved incapable of breaking the paper-armored defense of /po/. In the end, drunken magic saved /h/ from their own adaptation of /tv/'s rape by /po/, but it seems like /a/ and /po/ will be advancing to the knockouts.

Matchday 3

With the DEP rigging disabled, /tv/ was finally able to put themselves on the board. Among other thrilling moments, YIFY's first goal was an impressive header assisted by Stannis The Mannis, and Asuka's amazingly lucky lobbed answer set up viewers for a fun, brain-bleaching match. Titty Monster's blooter free kick and RHB's first and last goal of the cup, combined with horrible, horrible rigging by DrBorisG's fuck-up gave us an amusing, enjoyable end to our game. /tv/ fell, but /h/ still had stakes in the /po/-/a/ game, leaving fans on the edge of our seats as the tournament entered the end of Group B.

Two teams who blew out /tv/ fought, and one walked away. /a/ absolutely destroyed /po/ with a 5-0 scoreline. Colossal Titan finally proved his worth, scoring two goals alongside old favorites Mugi and Cowboy Bebop, while Inferno Cop scored his own first goal. Truly, with 8man in the goal and Inferno Cop and colossal Titan putting in goals, this was a game for /a/'s rookies to shine.

Standings

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/a/	3	2	1	0	11	1	10	7
/h/	3	1	2	0	4	3	1	5
/po/	3	1	1	1	5	5	0	4
/tv/	3	0	0	3	2	13	-11	0

/a/ v /h/

16 August 2013	/a/	1-1	/h/
18:00	Cowboy Bebop  81'		86' Kneesocks	Konami Stadium Attendance: 1212

GK 5 Accelerator RB 11 Eru Erufu CB 3 Kenshiro  68' CB 16 Horahorahora LB 6 Boku no Pico DM 14 Best Girl Thread  35'  68' DM 15 Monokuma  68' AM 9 Inferno Cop CM 1 Mugi SS 10 Cowboy Bebop CF 60 Colossal Titan Substitutions: DM 83 Yamakan  68' CB 4 Johj  68' DM 13 Tomoko  68' Manager: FiroBrochainezo !!uRlVQO2Akkq Tottori !!sRN5AxsnGLL

GK 10 Sad Panda RB 18 La Blue Girl CB 6 Ahegao CB 5 Slut Girl  68' LB 15 Secret Plot DM 9 POMF-chan  68' DM 16 Step-sister DM 47 Angel Blade  45' AM 11 Kneesocks CF 2 Asuka Langley Soryu CF 88 Titty Monster Substitutions: DM 4 Bible Black  45' CB 17 Ino Yamanaka  68' DM 13 Incest  68' Manager: bittenfeld !!YN/c61bWcAz

Man of the Match: Cowboy Bebop (/a/)

	Match Stats
1 (1)	Shots (On Target)	10 (4)
3 (0)	Fouls (Offside)	1 (1)
1	Free Kicks	3
0	Free Kicks scored	0
1	Corner Kicks	4
16	Interceptions	23
49%	Possession	51%
78%	Passes Completed	86%
10	Tackles Won	8
4	Saves	0

/tv/ v /po/

16 August 2013	/tv/	0-5	/po/
18:30			13', 25', 88' Papercut  32' Moneygami  43' Paper Plane	Benito Villamarin Attendance: 1184

GK 10 High Ground RB 11 Stannis the Mannis CB 7 /cel/ CB 22 Zimbabwe LB 19 L O S T DM 23 Don Draper RM 1 Poor Little White Guy CM 13 Heat Legend LM 20 Problem Child 2 SS 18 FOR YOU CF 15 Real Human Being Substitutions: None Manager: SB !!m94on6l+3S3

GK 36 Pepakura RB 10 Fretwork T-Rex CB 3 Tacky Glue LB 4 Big Head Mode DM 5 Broken Printer RM 8 Moneygami  66' CM 17 Paper Plane LM 34 Template AM 29 Chapsy CF 28 Papercut CF 22 Paper Goat Substitutions: None Manager: Crafty/po/ster !!LbVTjNXXan6 PaperPlane !!g7i5VWxBJeX

Man of the Match: Papercut (/po/)

	Match Stats
8 (3)	Shots (On Target)	12 (6)
3 (1)	Fouls (Offside)	2 (0)
2	Free Kicks	3
0	Free Kicks scored	0
3	Corner Kicks	3
17	Interceptions	22
49%	Possession	51%
80%	Passes Completed	79%
10	Tackles Won	9
2	Saves	3

/a/ v /tv/

18 August 2013	/a/	5–0	/tv/
18:00	Cowboy Bebop  13', 44', 46', 71' Colossal Titan  90+'			Konami Stadium Attendance: 1698

GK 5 Accelerator RB 2 Anno CB 3 Kenshiro  66' CM 4 Johj LB 55 King of Gets DM 14 Best Girl Thread  66' DM 15 Monokuma  66' AM 9 Inferno Cop AM 1 Mugi SS 10 Cowboy Bebop CF 60 Colossal Titan Substitutions: CB 9 Jojo  66' DM 19 Yamakan  66' DM 13 Tomoko  66'  83' Manager: FiroBrochainezo !!uRlVQO2Akkq Tottori !!sRN5AxsnGLL

GK 4 Sheeeeeeeet  66' RB 11 Stannis the Mannis CB 7 /cel/  46'  66' CM 22 Zimbabwe LB 19 L O S T RM 1 Poor Little White Guy CM 23 Don Draper  66' LM 16 Box Office Flop AM 20 Problem Child 2 SS 18 FOR YOU CF 15 Real Human Being Substitutions: GK 8 Moffat  66' CM 21 Malick  66' CB 6 Fucken Dropped  66' Manager: SB !!m94on6l+3S3

Man of the Match: Cowboy Bebop (/a/)

	Match Stats
10 (6)	Shots (On Target)	4 (2)
3 (0)	Fouls (Offside)	2 (1)
2	Free Kicks	3
1	Free Kicks scored	0
1	Corner Kicks	2
19	Interceptions	20
49%	Possession	51%
75%	Passes Completed	86%
14	Tackles Won	2
1	Saves	2

/h/ v /po/

18 August 2013	/h/	0–0	/po/
18:30				Wembley Stadium Attendance: 1621

GK 23 Garterbelt RB 28 Mezzo Forte CB 6 Ahegao CB 17 Ino Yamanaka LB 50 Fap Gauntlet DM 11 Kneesocks  31' RM 1 Endless Ejaculation  84' CM 9 POMF-chan  62' LM 4 Bible Black SS 88 Titty Monster  71' CF 2 Asuka Langley Soryu Substitutions: CM 47 Angel Blade  62' RM 13 Incest  84' Manager: bittenfeld !!YN/c61bWcAz

GK 11 Cutting Mat RB 3 Tacky Glue CB 10 Fretwork T-Rex LB 4 Big Head Mode RM 2 Craftwell CM 6 Failed Project  63'  84' LM 34 Template AM 29 Chapsy AM 17 Paper Plane CF 28 Papercut CF 22 Paper Goat Substitutions: CM 7 Cubecraft  84' Manager: Crafty/po/ster !!LbVTjNXXan6 PaperPlane !!g7i5VWxBJeX

Man of the Match: Paper Plane (/po/)

	Match Stats
6 (2)	Shots (On Target)	12 (10)
5 (0)	Fouls (Offside)	1 (0)
1	Free Kicks	5
0	Free Kicks scored	0
0	Corner Kicks	3
22	Interceptions	20
50%	Possession	50%
77%	Passes Completed	76%
6	Tackles Won	10
7	Saves	1

/tv/ v /h/

24 August 2013	/tv/	2–3	/h/
18:00	YIFY  29' Real Human Being  71'		32', 60' Asuka Langley Soryu  67'Titty Monster	Benito Villamarin Attendance: 1180

GK 10 High Ground RB 11 Stannis the Mannis  73' CB 22 Zimbabwe CB 7 /cel/ LB 19 L O S T  63' DM 23 Don Draper  63' RM 1 Poor Little White Guy  73' CM 12 Yify LM 20 Problem Child 2 SS 18 FOR YOU CF 15 Real Human Being Substitutions: DM 5 Plinkett  63' LB 9 Vietnam Fucking Shits  63' RB 17 [REVVING INTENSIFIES]  73' Manager: SB !!m94on6l+3S3

GK 23 Garterbelt RB 18 La Blue Girl  73' CB 25 Christmas Cake CB 5 Slut Girl LB 15 Secret Plot  60' CM 16 Step Sister DM 9 POMF-chan LM 11 Kneesocks AM 4 Bible Black SS 88 Titty Monster CF 2 Asuka Langley Soryu Substitutions: LB 50 Fap Gauntlet  60' RB 3 Umemaro 3D  73' Manager: bittenfeld !!YN/c61bWcAz

Man of the Match: Asuka Langley Soryu (/h/)

	Match Stats
6 (4)	Shots (On Target)	9 (4)
2 (0)	Fouls (Offside)	3 (0)
3	Free Kicks	2
0	Free Kicks scored	1
1	Corner Kicks	4
17	Interceptions	13
50%	Possession	50%
86%	Passes Completed	82%
12	Tackles Won	12
4	Saves	3

/po/ v /a/

24 August 2013	/po/	0–5	/a/
18:30			30' Mugi  35', 90+' Colossal Titan  43' Inferno Cop  71' Cowboy Bebop	Wembley Stadium Attendance: 1273

GK 36 Pepakura RB 26 Automata CB 4 Big Head Mode LB 15 Pop Up RM 37 Graphig  71' DM 18 Sketch Up LM 9 PDO  71' AM 29 Chapsy AM 17 Paper Plane CF 28 Papercut CF 22 Paper Goat Substitutions: RM 8 Moneygami  71' LM 34 Template  71' Manager: Crafty/po/ster !!LbVTjNXXan6 PaperPlane !!g7i5VWxBJeX

GK 8 8man RB 11 Eru Erufu  62' CB 19 Jojo CB 16 Horahorahora  71' LB 55 King of Gets DM 15 Monokuma RM 14 Best Girl Thread  71' LM 1 Mugi AM 9 Inferno Cop SS 10 Cowboy Bebop CF 60 Colossal Titan Substitutions: RB 2 Anno  62' CB 4 Johj  71' RM 13 Tomoko  71' Manager: FiroBrochainezo !!uRlVQO2Akkq Tottori !!sRN5AxsnGLL

Man of the Match: Colossal Titan (/a/)

	Match Stats
4 (1)	Shots (On Target)	11 (8)
3 (0)	Fouls (Offside)	1 (1)
1	Free Kicks	3
0	Free Kicks scored	0
1	Corner Kicks	2
21	Interceptions	17
53%	Possession	47%
84%	Passes Completed	76%
6	Tackles Won	12
3	Saves	1