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This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-weekly piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written. Feel free to submit a piece, contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community (Technetium has done pretty much all of these since 2017). Feel free to submit a piece, contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
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*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2015|2015 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2015|2015 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
==March==
==March==
===Friday, 3rd of March===
===Friday, 30th of March===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW Smogonsword.jpg|350px]]
| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Bepsi.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Smogonsword''' [[File:Vp icon.png|25px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Bepsi''' {{team away|n}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|GK}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 189cm, 80kg
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 185cm, 80kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2017/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|P21|GK Long Throw}}
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S04|Marseille Turn}}, {{tt|S07|Heading}}, {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S10|Acrobatic Finishing}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S24|Track Back}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2017/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Offensive Goalkeeper
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Target Man
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | On their way to a Third Place Trophy, [[/vp/]] would pick up two victories in benuldies -- better known as classic PES coin-flipping at its finest, and a point of argument for critics eager to dismiss /vp/'s run as a fluke. In retrospect, however -- [[/jp/]] and [[/sp/]] never really had a chance. At least, not when /vp/ had a true master of the coinflip on their side: '''Smogonsword!''' Though he started out as a midfielder and then a centerback for the team, management soon realized that his 150 / 150 mixed offenses didn't flourish well in those positions, and so eventually Smogonsword would change to Shield Forme and become the reliable alternative whenever main goalkeeper Gotta Catch 'Em All felt under the weather. One of the last lines of defense in /vp/'s deep defensive lines this [[2017 4chan Winter Cup|Winter]], Smogonsword would go on to rack up nine saves of his own -- along with Gotta Catch 'Em All's seventeen, the duo's defense would add up to the most saves per team this Cup in support of a spot on the podium. As the living embodiment of "skillful" play himself, we can be sure /vp/ will stay in the Cup's Ubers tier as long as his mighty King's Shield guards the net.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Divegrass can be an exhausting activity -- and when the need to just kick back from drills and practices, well, kicks in? Forget protein shakes, forget energy drinks, and forget all the rest of that gay shit -- what you really need is a fresh can of '''Bepsi'''! An /n/ mainstay, Bepsi has been on the team since Winter 2015: first as a starting CMF, and then working its way up the field -- in fact, it's now /n/'s gold striker! Aided by a peppy goalhorn and a propensity to score in the most opportune moments, this unlicensed-copyright-in-a-can has wriggled its way into the hearts of /n/ fans and ordinary viewers alike. Even if it's not the most prolific, it's certainly the most memorable -- so if you're feeling like celebrating /n/'s run to the Third Place Trophy with them, why not stop by your local WacDonalds and get a Bepsi with your fries?
   
   
Or who knows? Personally, I'd say the odds are fifty-fifty.
Just be careful they don't give you a Cole instead.
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==September==
===Friday, 22nd of September===
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Purest Form of Love''' {{team away|u}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|AMF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 189cm, 80kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|P05|Cut Behind & Turn}}, {{tt|P08|Long-range Drive}}, {{tt|P12 |First-time Shot}}, {{tt|P16|Outside Curler}}, {{tt|P24|Track Back}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Hole Player
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | The purest form of love may very well be that of two girls holding hands as each stares passionately into the other's eyes -- but if [[:/u/]]'s namesake player is any indication, a divegrass player with the ball at their foot is a goddamn close second. The linchpin of /u/'s rejuvenated, out-for-blood offense, Purest Form of Love not only outscored /u/ stalwart and center forward Homucifer, but also achieved such in a streak stretching from /u/'s second game to their second Elite semi-final -- often as either the sole goal-scorer, carrying the team on her back; or as the breaker of a floodgate for /u/'s goalscoring effort. Make no mistake: /u/ are back in force, and with it, Purest Form of Love at the helm, reminding anon that his relationship with his hand (or animé body pillow) will never be quite as patrician.
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Revision as of 01:32, 30 March 2018

This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community (Technetium has done pretty much all of these since 2017). Feel free to submit a piece, contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

March

Friday, 30th of March

POTW Bepsi.jpg Bepsi N icon.png /n/
  CF
Build: 185cm, 80kg
Player Skills: S04, S07, S08, S10, S12, S24
Playing Style: Target Man
Divegrass can be an exhausting activity -- and when the need to just kick back from drills and practices, well, kicks in? Forget protein shakes, forget energy drinks, and forget all the rest of that gay shit -- what you really need is a fresh can of Bepsi! An /n/ mainstay, Bepsi has been on the team since Winter 2015: first as a starting CMF, and then working its way up the field -- in fact, it's now /n/'s gold striker! Aided by a peppy goalhorn and a propensity to score in the most opportune moments, this unlicensed-copyright-in-a-can has wriggled its way into the hearts of /n/ fans and ordinary viewers alike. Even if it's not the most prolific, it's certainly the most memorable -- so if you're feeling like celebrating /n/'s run to the Third Place Trophy with them, why not stop by your local WacDonalds and get a Bepsi with your fries?

Just be careful they don't give you a Cole instead.

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