2014 4chan Winter Cup Group B

Summary

Matchday 1

First half no-ball match with no shots on target broke out in the second half with a classic through-ball goal by /sp/ favorite MESSI. A surprisingly hard-fought match, led by LGBT forward Kinsey, that was stopped by an awake and attentive /sp/ defense despite the best efforts of /sp/ goalie >de gay to hand the game to his fellow fags.

Despite an aggressive offensive line, /f/ found themselves stalled out by /g/oalkeeper Stallman, who, supported by a relatively decent /g/ defense, blocked all of /f/'s shots for 70 minutes of the game. However, /f/'s strong teamwork and aggressive players eventually smash through the /g/ line, and bronze player WRRRRYY scored /f/'s first goal. It seemed like the game would end there, but with Thatgeeultrafaggot panicking and going full 20s, /g/ managed to break through a spaghetti-ing /f/ defense with a goal by Titus to equalize the game. /f/'s attempts to maintain their lead were again stymied by the Stallman, but in the last minute of injury time though, /f/ managed to crush /g/'s hopes and dreams with a wonderful goal by Loli Cat Girls and secure a victory. /f/ showed themselves to be the better team, and it seems likely that they and /sp/ will advance from Group B.

Matchday 2

A cheeky last-minute goal by USAUSAUSA put /sp/ in the lead after they played a weak game against an /f/ that led them 2:1 in shots. Despite a fierce offense, /f/ was unable to put the game away when confronted with DA BURRS in the goal. USAUSAUSA scored /sp/'s first and last goals by playing his way around the wings of /f/'s defense as Messi amd >Moyes consistently choked on their midfield sandwich, while Nipaa would equalize the game well into second half off a nice interception, before seeing /f/'s hopes and dreams crushed at the 90' by USAUSAUSA. It was only that last-minute goal that saved /sp/ from drawing the match, and put them at the nearly untouchable top of Group B, and whispers of #BringBackDragonfag have begun to filter through the mess of chat and general thread.

A well-conditioned /lgbt/ defensive line proved limp and incapable against the scoring machines of /g/. This match was dominated offensively by /g/, dominated defensively by /g/, and was all in /g/'s favor despite some desperate attempts by /lgbt/ to equalize the game after /g/'s first thru-ball. Two amazing "goals" by /g/ and /lgbt/ were negated by goalkeeping refs who declared their players offsides, preventing Bearforce and moto/g/ from getting their well-deserved points. /lgbt/ remains a contender, if by some miracle they win their next game, but the one to watch Frday will be /g/ as they take on /f/ for second-place in the group.

Matchday 3

An absolute sleeper of a game with no midfield players and shit offense, /sp/ was the only winner of this match. Shit passes and multiple interceptions saw very few on-target shots made by either side in /f/ manager Old Man Sou's first ever draw. Thanks to this result, /sp/ was confirmed to pass on to the knockouts, and /f/ would find themselves hoping for an /sp/ victory in the coming match.

Out-conditioned but not out-shot by an already through /sp/, /g/ tried to get some early points during the first period, making incredible drives deep into /sp/'s side of the pitch. /g/ forward Tidus would make the first goal of the game, but MESSI and USAUSAUSA would counter almost immediately to tie up the score 1-1. Despite /g/'s offensive focus and attempts to siege, /sp/ would steal the ball away and give it to a Purple >Moyes who would score another goal on /g/'s favorite GK Richard Stallman. All 20 panic by /g/ at the 85' could not bring them back, as USAUSAUSA stole the ball and nailed it into /g/'s goal to seal their fate. It must be said, /sp/'s rookie GK Clark the Cub, who won 8.0 Man of the Match, was instrumental in stalling /g/'s forceful offense and keeping them down to a single point. With this, /f/ would move on to the knockout rounds to face a flock of SEAGULLS, and /sp/ prepare for a super-hyped match.

Table

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/sp/	3	3	0	0	6	2	4	9
/f/	3	1	1	1	3	3	0	4
/g/	3	1	0	2	3	5	-2	3
/lgbt/	3	0	1	2	0	2	-2	1

/sp/ v /lgbt/

Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium

14 February 2014, 18:20 UTC

Attendance: 773

/sp/ 1–0 /lgbt/

MESSI  61'
	Assists
USA USA USA  61'

Kit: >de gay DRTWWWTTATY Lelbron  71' Orson Welles The Archiver Based Deng >schalke  79' >MOYES George Costanza USA USA USA Messi Substitutions: MVP  71' Potlel  79' Manager: EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/

Kit: Gus Precum Soaked Dicks  71' It Gets Better Social Construct Boipussy  79' Bug Running LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G  79' Special Snowflake Adrian Hlavacek Bearforce Alfred Kinsey Substitutions: Ray Blanchard  71' Carter Brooks  79' Slutty Bisexual  79' Manager: Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE

Man of the Match: MVP (/sp/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 42 58 Shots (on target) 2 1 (1) (0) Fouls (offside) 0 1 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 1 0 Free Kicks 1 0 Passes completed (%) 73 81 Crosses 3 5 Interceptions 9 10 Tackles 7 3 Saves 1 1

/f/ v /g/

Stadium: Konami Stadium

14 February 2014, 19:00 UTC

Attendance: 702

/f/ 2–1 /g/

WRRRRRYY  76' Lolicatgirls  90+'

79' Tidus

Kit: Segata Sanshiro Monsquaz Mormon Jesus Gardevoir Paizuri SHIII Terry Crews  69' Goosehoward Zone  69' Nipaa Lolicatgirls DA HOOD Substitutions: F.O.E  69' WRRRRRYY  69' Manager: Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke

Kit: Stallman Guts Thread Housefire DPT >audiophiles Botnet GNU/Linux  69' MOTO/g/ Waifu Desktop Tidus Install Gentoo Substitutions: Ritchie  69' Manager: thatgeeultrafaggot !!prnEgqrHapR

Man of the Match: lolicatgirls (/f/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 54 46 Shots (on target) 14 8 (12) (7) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (1) (1) Corner Kicks 4 2 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 78 76 Crosses 5 2 Interceptions 9 8 Tackles 3 1 Saves 3 7

Note: /f/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use an Associação Atlética Ponte Preta kit.

/sp/ v /f/

Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium

16 February 2014, 18:20 UTC

Attendance: 859

/sp/ 2–1 /f/

USA USA USA  22', 90+6'

55' Nipaa

Kit: Da Burrs DRTWWWTTATY Lelbron  59' MVP Jagsguy >TORRES  79' >furpuck >MOYES George Costanza USA USA USA Messi Substitutions: >US 12S  59' BTFO  79' Manager: EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/

Kit: Steamshovel Harry Monsquaz Mormon Jesus Gardevoir Paizuri SHIII IOSYS  65' Goosehoward  79' Zone  65' Nipaa Lolicatgirls DA HOOD Substitutions: WRRRRRYY  65' F.O.E.  65' Kikkoman  79' Manager: Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke

Man of the Match: USA USA USA (/sp/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 48 52 Shots (on target) 5 11 (2) (9) Fouls (offside) 5 1 (2) (0) Corner Kicks 0 3 Free Kicks 1 5 Passes completed (%) 74 77 Crosses 3 3 Interceptions 3 11 Tackles 7 1 Saves 4 0

Note: /f/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use an Associação Atlética Ponte Preta kit.

/lgbt/ v /g/

Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium

16 February 2014, 19:00 UTC

Attendance: 823

/lgbt/ 0–1 /g/

20' Install Gentoo

Kit: Gaycism Slutty Bisexual  72' It Gets Better Gaymer Ray Blanchard Am I Gay Carter Brooks Special Snowflake Adrian Hlavacek Bearforce Alfred Kinsey Substitutions: Precum Soaked Dicks  72' Manager: Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE

Kit: Common Sense Thinkpad Guts Thread  72' >audiophiles  72' Muh Erotic Game Botnet  72' GNU/Linux  16' Moto /g/ Tidus Waifu Desktop Install Desktop Substitutions: >wangblows  72' Linus Torvalds  72' Ritchie  72' Manager: thatgeeultrafaggot !!prnEgqrHapR

Man of the Match: Install Gentoo (/g/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 48 52 Shots (on target) 5 8 (5) (6) Fouls (offside) 2 4 (1) (2) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 4 2 Passes completed (%) 80 82 Crosses 3 1 Interceptions 12 6 Tackles 0 2 Saves 3 4

/f/ v /lgbt/

Stadium: Wembley Stadium

22 February 2014, 18:00 UTC

Attendance: 819

/f/ 0–0 /lgbt/

Kit: Colin Mochrie Monsquaz Mormon Jesus Gardevoir Paizuri SHIII Terry Crews IOSYS Nipaa  78' Kikkoman  78' Lolicatgirls DA HOOD Substitutions: F.O.E.  78' Party Hard  78' Manager: Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke

Kit: Gus Slutty Bisexual Cis Scum Gaymer Boipussy  78' Am I Gay  78' Adrian Hlavacek Carter Brooks  78' Special Snowflake Alfred Kinsey Bearforce Substitutions: LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G  78' Bug Running  78' Ray Blanchard  78' Manager: Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE

Man of the Match: Cis Scum (/lgbt/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 50 50 Shots (on target) 3 2 (2) (1) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 2 0 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 66 79 Crosses 2 0 Interceptions 12 13 Tackles 3 7 Saves 1 3

/g/ v /sp/

Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium

22 February 2014, 18:30 UTC

Attendance: 886

/g/ 1–3 /sp/

Tidus  21'

23' Messi  37' >moyes  87' USA USA USA

Kit: Common Sense  45' Housefire DPT >audiophiles >wangblows Botnet Ritchie  68' Moto /g/ Waifu Desktop  68' Install Gentoo Tidus Substitutions: Stallman  45' No Drivers  68' Muh Anime  68' Manager: thatgeeultrafaggot !!prnEgqrHapR

Kit: Clark the Cub DRTWWWTTATY  78' Teboq Tony Kornheiser Jagsguy BTFO  78' >Schalke  78' >MOYES George Costanza USA USA USA Messi Substitutions: Potlel  78' >TORRES  78' 18-1  78' Manager: EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/

Man of the Match: Clark the Cub (/sp/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 62 38 Shots (on target) 15 7 (12) (6) Fouls (offside) 0 3 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 7 2 Free Kicks 3 1 Passes completed (%) 77 77 Crosses 9 2 Interceptions 4 10 Tackles 3 2 Saves 4 9