Summary
Matchday 1
First half no-ball match with no shots on target broke out in the second half with a classic through-ball goal by /sp/ favorite MESSI. A surprisingly hard-fought match, led by LGBT forward Kinsey, that was stopped by an awake and attentive /sp/ defense despite the best efforts of /sp/ goalie >de gay to hand the game to his fellow fags.
Despite an aggressive offensive line, /f/ found themselves stalled out by /g/oalkeeper Stallman, who, supported by a relatively decent /g/ defense, blocked all of /f/'s shots for 70 minutes of the game. However, /f/'s strong teamwork and aggressive players eventually smash through the /g/ line, and bronze player WRRRRYY scored /f/'s first goal. It seemed like the game would end there, but with Thatgeeultrafaggot panicking and going full 20s, /g/ managed to break through a spaghetti-ing /f/ defense with a goal by Titus to equalize the game. /f/'s attempts to maintain their lead were again stymied by the Stallman, but in the last minute of injury time though, /f/ managed to crush /g/'s hopes and dreams with a wonderful goal by Loli Cat Girls and secure a victory. /f/ showed themselves to be the better team, and it seems likely that they and /sp/ will advance from Group B.
Matchday 2
A cheeky last-minute goal by USAUSAUSA put /sp/ in the lead after they played a weak game against an /f/ that led them 2:1 in shots. Despite a fierce offense, /f/ was unable to put the game away when confronted with DA BURRS in the goal. USAUSAUSA scored /sp/'s first and last goals by playing his way around the wings of /f/'s defense as Messi amd >Moyes consistently choked on their midfield sandwich, while Nipaa would equalize the game well into second half off a nice interception, before seeing /f/'s hopes and dreams crushed at the 90' by USAUSAUSA. It was only that last-minute goal that saved /sp/ from drawing the match, and put them at the nearly untouchable top of Group B, and whispers of #BringBackDragonfag have begun to filter through the mess of chat and general thread.
A well-conditioned /lgbt/ defensive line proved limp and incapable against the scoring machines of /g/. This match was dominated offensively by /g/, dominated defensively by /g/, and was all in /g/'s favor despite some desperate attempts by /lgbt/ to equalize the game after /g/'s first thru-ball. Two amazing "goals" by /g/ and /lgbt/ were negated by goalkeeping refs who declared their players offsides, preventing Bearforce and moto/g/ from getting their well-deserved points. /lgbt/ remains a contender, if by some miracle they win their next game, but the one to watch Frday will be /g/ as they take on /f/ for second-place in the group.
Matchday 3
An absolute sleeper of a game with no midfield players and shit offense, /sp/ was the only winner of this match. Shit passes and multiple interceptions saw very few on-target shots made by either side in /f/ manager Old Man Sou's first ever draw. Thanks to this result, /sp/ was confirmed to pass on to the knockouts, and /f/ would find themselves hoping for an /sp/ victory in the coming match.
Out-conditioned but not out-shot by an already through /sp/, /g/ tried to get some early points during the first period, making incredible drives deep into /sp/'s side of the pitch. /g/ forward Tidus would make the first goal of the game, but MESSI and USAUSAUSA would counter almost immediately to tie up the score 1-1. Despite /g/'s offensive focus and attempts to siege, /sp/ would steal the ball away and give it to a Purple >Moyes who would score another goal on /g/'s favorite GK Richard Stallman. All 20 panic by /g/ at the 85' could not bring them back, as USAUSAUSA stole the ball and nailed it into /g/'s goal to seal their fate. It must be said, /sp/'s rookie GK Clark the Cub, who won 8.0 Man of the Match, was instrumental in stalling /g/'s forceful offense and keeping them down to a single point. With this, /f/ would move on to the knockout rounds to face a flock of SEAGULLS, and /sp/ prepare for a super-hyped match.
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/sp/ |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
9
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/f/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
4
|
/g/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
5 |
-2 |
3
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/lgbt/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
-2 |
1
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/sp/ v /lgbt/
Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium
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14 February 2014, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 773
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MESSI 61'
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Assists
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USA USA USA 61'
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Kit:
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>de gay |
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DRTWWWTTATY |
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Lelbron |
71' |
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Orson Welles |
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The Archiver |
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Based Deng |
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>schalke |
79' |
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>MOYES |
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George Costanza |
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USA USA USA |
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Messi |
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Substitutions:
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MVP |
71' |
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Potlel |
79' |
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Manager:
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EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/
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Kit:
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Gus |
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Precum Soaked Dicks |
71' |
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It Gets Better |
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Social Construct |
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Boipussy |
79' |
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Bug Running |
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LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G |
79' |
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Special Snowflake |
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Adrian Hlavacek |
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Bearforce |
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Alfred Kinsey |
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Substitutions:
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Ray Blanchard |
71' |
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Carter Brooks |
79' |
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Slutty Bisexual |
79' |
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Manager:
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Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE
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Man of the Match:
MVP (/sp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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42
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58
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Shots (on target)
|
2
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1
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(1)
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(0)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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1
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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Free Kicks
|
1
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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73
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81
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Crosses
|
3
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5
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Interceptions
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9
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10
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Tackles
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7
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3
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Saves
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1
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1
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/f/ v /g/
Stadium: Konami Stadium
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14 February 2014, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 702
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WRRRRRYY 77' Lolicatgirls 90+3'
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80' Tidus
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Assists
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SHIII 77'
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Kit:
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Segata Sanshiro |
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Monsquaz |
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Mormon Jesus |
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Gardevoir Paizuri |
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SHIII |
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Terry Crews |
70' |
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Goosehoward |
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Zone |
70' |
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Nipaa |
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Lolicatgirls |
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DA HOOD |
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Substitutions:
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F.O.E |
70' |
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WRRRRRYY |
70' |
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Manager:
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Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
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Kit:
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Stallman |
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Guts Thread |
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Housefire |
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DPT |
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>audiophiles |
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Botnet |
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GNU/Linux |
70' |
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MOTO/g/ |
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Waifu Desktop |
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Tidus |
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Install Gentoo |
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Substitutions:
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Ritchie |
70' |
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Manager:
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thatgeeultrafaggot !!prnEgqrHapR
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Man of the Match:
lolicatgirls (/f/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
54
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|
46
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Shots (on target)
|
14
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|
8
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(12)
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(7)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
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|
1
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(1)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
4
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|
2
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Free Kicks
|
1
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|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
78
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|
76
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Crosses
|
5
|
|
2
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Interceptions
|
9
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|
8
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Tackles
|
3
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|
1
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Saves
|
3
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|
7
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Note: /f/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use an Associação Atlética Ponte Preta kit.
/sp/ v /f/
Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium
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16 February 2014, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 859
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USA USA USA 23', 90+6'
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56' Nipaa
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Assists
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George Costanza 23' DRTWWWTTATY 90+6'
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56' Da Hood
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Kit:
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Da Burrs |
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DRTWWWTTATY |
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Lelbron |
60' |
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MVP |
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Jagsguy |
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>TORRES |
80' |
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>furpuck |
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>MOYES |
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George Costanza |
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USA USA USA |
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Messi |
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Substitutions:
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>US 12S |
60' |
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BTFO |
80' |
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Manager:
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EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/
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Kit:
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Steamshovel Harry |
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Monsquaz |
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Mormon Jesus |
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Gardevoir Paizuri |
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SHIII |
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|
IOSYS |
66' |
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Goosehoward |
80' |
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Zone |
66' |
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Nipaa |
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Lolicatgirls |
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DA HOOD |
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Substitutions:
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WRRRRRYY |
66' |
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F.O.E. |
66' |
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Kikkoman |
80' |
|
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Manager:
|
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
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Man of the Match:
USA USA USA (/sp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
48
|
|
52
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
11
|
(2)
|
|
(9)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
5
|
|
1
|
(2)
|
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
5
|
Passes completed (%)
|
74
|
|
77
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
3
|
|
11
|
Tackles
|
7
|
|
1
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Saves
|
4
|
|
0
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Note: /f/'s kits did not work, so they were forced to use an Associação Atlética Ponte Preta kit.
/lgbt/ v /g/
Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium
|
16 February 2014, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 823
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|
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21' Install Gentoo
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Assists
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Kit:
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Gaycism |
|
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Slutty Bisexual |
73' |
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It Gets Better |
|
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Gaymer |
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Ray Blanchard |
|
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Am I Gay |
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Carter Brooks |
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Special Snowflake |
|
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Adrian Hlavacek |
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Bearforce |
|
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Alfred Kinsey |
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Substitutions:
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Precum Soaked Dicks |
73' |
|
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Manager:
|
Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE
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Kit:
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Common Sense |
|
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Thinkpad |
|
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Guts Thread |
73' |
|
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>audiophiles |
73' |
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Muh Erotic Game |
|
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Botnet |
73' |
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GNU/Linux |
17' |
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Moto /g/ |
|
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Tidus |
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Waifu Desktop |
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|
Install Desktop |
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Substitutions:
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>wangblows |
73' |
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Linus Torvalds |
73' |
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Ritchie |
73' |
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Manager:
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thatgeeultrafaggot !!prnEgqrHapR
|
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Man of the Match:
Install Gentoo (/g/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
48
|
|
52
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
8
|
(5)
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|
(6)
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Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
4
|
(1)
|
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(2)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
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Free Kicks
|
4
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
82
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
6
|
Tackles
|
0
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|
2
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Saves
|
3
|
|
4
|
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/f/ v /lgbt/
Stadium: Wembley Stadium
|
22 February 2014, 18:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 819
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Kit:
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Colin Mochrie |
|
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Monsquaz |
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Mormon Jesus |
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Gardevoir Paizuri |
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SHIII |
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Terry Crews |
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|
IOSYS |
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Nipaa |
79' |
|
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Kikkoman |
79' |
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Lolicatgirls |
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DA HOOD |
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Substitutions:
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F.O.E. |
79' |
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Party Hard |
79' |
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Manager:
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Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
|
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Kit:
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Gus |
|
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Slutty Bisexual |
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Cis Scum |
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Gaymer |
|
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Boipussy |
79' |
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Am I Gay |
79' |
|
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Adrian Hlavacek |
|
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Carter Brooks |
79' |
|
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Special Snowflake |
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Alfred Kinsey |
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Bearforce |
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Substitutions:
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LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G |
79' |
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Bug Running |
79' |
|
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Ray Blanchard |
79' |
|
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Manager:
|
Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE
|
|
Man of the Match:
Cis Scum (/lgbt/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
3
|
|
2
|
(2)
|
|
(1)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
66
|
|
79
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Crosses
|
2
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
13
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Tackles
|
3
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
3
|
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/g/ v /sp/
Stadium: Semen Pipeline Stadium
|
22 February 2014, 18:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 886
|
Tidus 22'
|
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24' MESSI 38' >moyes 88' USA USA USA
|
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Assists
|
|
MOTO /g/ 22'
|
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24' USA USA USA 38', 88' Jagsguy
|
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Kit:
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Common Sense |
45' |
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Housefire |
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DPT |
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>audiophiles |
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>wangblows |
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Botnet |
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Ritchie |
69' |
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Moto /g/ |
|
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|
Waifu Desktop |
69' |
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Install Gentoo |
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Tidus |
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Substitutions:
|
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Stallman |
45' |
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No Drivers |
69' |
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Muh Anime |
69' |
|
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Manager:
|
thatgeeultrafaggot !!prnEgqrHapR
|
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Kit:
|
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Clark the Cub |
|
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DRTWWWTTATY |
79' |
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Teboq |
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Tony Kornheiser |
|
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Jagsguy |
|
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BTFO |
79' |
|
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>Schalke |
79' |
|
|
|
|
>MOYES |
|
|
|
|
|
George Costanza |
|
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USA USA USA |
|
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|
|
|
Messi |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
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Potlel |
79' |
|
|
|
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>TORRES |
79' |
|
|
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18-1 |
79' |
|
|
Manager:
|
EdgarBub !!hImM4iWsFS/
|
|
Man of the Match:
Clark the Cub (/sp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
62
|
|
38
|
Shots (on target)
|
15
|
|
7
|
(12)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
7
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
77
|
|
77
|
Crosses
|
9
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
4
|
|
10
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
2
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
9
|
|