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From humble beginnings as one of the original 16 teams of the 4chan Cup to a championship all their own, /mu/ have persevered through good times and bad. Managed by a crack team (though "alcohol team" sounds more appropriate) of patricians and overseen by Jesus Christ himself, the team seeks not only to win titles but to have fun as well. Whether through our goalhorns, silly socks or ridiculous banter, fun is valued both by the team and the board. After all, how seriously can actually take virtual roundputt based on a Tagalog face-painting website? We have plenty of exciting things planned for 2024, so stay tuned and thank you for your support!
Recent Matches
Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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29 July 2023 | /bant/ | 1-2 | 82' John Lennon Beat his Wife |
4 August 2023 | /vm/ | 5-3 | 6', 64' MC Ride 40', 45+0' Talentless Hack 88' John Lennon Beat his Wife |
6 August 2023 | /m/ | 0-0 | |
12 August 2023 | /tv/ | 2-5 | 47', 77' John Lennon Beat his Wife |
Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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27 January 2023 | /gd/ | 1-0 | 76' Jeff Mangum |
29 January 2023 | /sci/ | 1-2 | 19' John Lennon Beat his Wife |
4 February 2023 | /k/ | 3-2 | 26', 76' John Lennon Beat his Wife 90+1' MC Ride |
11 February 2023 | /cm/ | 2-3 | 25', 64' Jeff Mangum |
Roster
SECOND TEAM (used for friendlies primarily): /mu B/
- Main article: /mu/ Roster
MC Ride track list
Album | Song |
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Bottomless Pit | Bottomless Pit |
Bottomless Pit | Giving Bad People Good Ideas |
Bottomless Pit | Spikes |
Bottomless Pit | Three Bedrooms In A Good Neighborhood |
Exmilitary | Known for it |
Exmilitary | Takyon (Death Yon) |
Government Plates | You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat |
Jenny Death | I Break Mirrors With My Face In The United States |
Jenny Death | Inanimate Sensation |
The Money Store | Get Got |
The Money Store | Hustle Bones |
The Money Store | I've Seen Footage |
The Money Store | System Blower |
Year Of The Snitch | Black Paint |
Steroids | My Whole Life |
2023
- For earlier history: /mu/ History
Going into the 5th winter cup in a row, this time as an autopilot because all /mu/tants are too busy complaining, consuming drugs, alcohol and what not, /mu/ gets a very interesting group with former tag team partner and somewhat of a rival arch nemesis /gd/, their tag team partner /sci/ and another rival in /k/. The first game against /gd/ looked to be a slurper and almost finished 0-0 if it wasn't for a late Mangum goal to get /mu/ a victory. Against /sci/, it looked good at first with an early lead thanks to John Lennon, however /sci/ managed to score 2 goals afterwards, taking the game with a 2-1 win. Needing at least a draw, /mu/ then faced /k/. /k/ getting an early lead destroyed all hopes of /mu/ at first, but John Lennon managed to score a brace to take the lead. /k/ managed to draw the game late and created a lot of tension in the last 5 minutes but MC Ride finished it off in stoppage time and shot /mu/ to their first summer cup since 2017. In the knockouts, /mu/ faced /cm/, who has been somewhat of a white whale in the past few years. And to no surprise, after /mu/ managed to score an early goal, /cm/ took the lead afterwards and after a bit of back and forth, /cm/ won and /mu/ received another round of 16 exit due to losing to /cm/. With high hopes, /mu/ looks forward to their first summer cup in 6 years.
Heading into their first summer cup since 2017, /mu/ has a wild assortment of teams in their group with recent opponent /bant/, new opponent /vm/ and not so recent opponent /m/. The first match against /bant/ was a nightmare, /mu/ dominating in attack but seeing themselves down 2-0 at the end, with a late consolation goal doing nothing but having the result look a bit better. With not much hope, the next match against /vm/ started very badly too: After an early goal by MC Ride, /vm/ scored 3 more to make it 3-1. Looking very bleak, /mu/ went all guns blazing, which very surprisingly actually worked and /mu/ was able to score 4 unanswered goal to dominante those knuckleheads over at /vm/ and take the 3 points out of this match. The last match was a simple win and in with a loss eliminating /mu/ and a draw meaning we would need to rely on a somewhat unlikely double suicide. This was a painful match to watch, /mu/ attacking over and over again but God Mars acting like a true god keeper, grabbing the motm award and single handedly putting /m/ over /mu/ for now. Already packing the bags, /mu/ would hope for a draw in the next match, which looked very bad after 3 minutes whe /bant/ already scored against /vm/. After the second half started, /vm/ actually managed to tie it up and /mu/ was now seeing that there might be a chance. After a while, it was actually done, the game ended in a draw and in a extremely rare 4-4-4-4 group, /mu/ advanced as the 2nd place to the round of 16. There, they would face the ally from /tv/ for the MTV bowl. /tv/, being a very strong team in this cup, kept going like they were before, completely dismantling /mu/ in the first 30 minutes and going up 3-0. After a complete tactical make over after the 3rd goal, /mu/ needs a miracle, which suddenly looked likely after John Lennon scored a brace to make it 3-2. Hoping for a similar situation as in the /vm/ game, all hopes were crushed after Sheev scored a 4th one for /tv/ and Brendan Fraser finished it off with a 5th goal. Very disappointed to die in the round of 16 again, /mu/ was glad to at least be elite again and there is still hope that in the next elite, we might finally go even further.
Match History
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Statistics
- Detailed statistics: /mu/ Stats <-- very outdated
Player | Goals Scored | Player | Assists | Player | Saves |
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Jeff Mangum | 86 | Jeff Mangum | 48 | Merzbow | 280 |
MC Ride | 67 | MC Ride | 34 | Buffcorrell | 16 |
John Lennon Beat His Wife | 34 | Michael Gira | 20 | Viper The Rappepr | 10 |
Talentless Hack | 20 | John Lennon Beat His Wife | 12 | Steve Albini | 10 |
Michael Gira | 15 | Talentless Hack | 10 | Joanna Newsom | 9 |
Bob Dylan | 6 | The Deak | 6 | Varg Vikernes | 7 |
Pierro Scaruffi | 6 | The List Goes On | 5 | The Crusher | 4 |
The Deak | 6 | Viper the Rapper | 5 | Dadrock | 4 |
Trout Mask Replica | 5 | David Bowie | 4 | *deletes track* | 3 |
David Bowie | 4 | Pierro Scaruffi | 4 | John Cage | 2 |
Kanye West | 4 | MF DOOM | 4 | ||
Frankie Sinatra | 3 | <- Clueless | 3 | ||
MF DOOM | 3 | 8.4 Kate Bush | 3 | ||
Viper the Rapper | 3 | Kanye West | 3 |
Music/Chants
Anthems
Artist | Song | Date | Notes |
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Neutral Milk Hotel | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | Default anthem | |
マクロスMACROSS 82-99 | New Dawn | 30-April-22 | Joint anthem with /gd/ |
Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 04-Feb-22 | Against /biz/ |
Meatloaf | Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through | 29-Jan-22 | Against /vr/, in memorial of Meatloaf |
Shinsei Kamattechan | Ikareta Neet | 25-Jul-21 | Against /jp/ |
Siivagunner | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (Super Mario World Soundfont) | 17-Jul-21 | Against /vr/ |
Mastadon | Blood and Thunder | 14-Feb-21 | Against /his/, accidently played instead of default anthem |
Weezer | Island In The Sun | 13-Feb-21 | Joint anthem with /trv/ |
Iron Maiden | Fear of the Dark | 6-Feb-21 | Joint anthem with /x/ |
Dave Rodgers | Don't Stop the Music | 8-Nov-20 | Joint anthem with /o/ |
Kanye West | Selah | 8-Nov-20 | Against /fa/ |
Siivagunner | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (Super Mario World Soundfont) | 10-Oct-20 | Against /vr/ |
Van Halen | Eruption | 9-Oct-20 | Against /tg/, in memorial of Eddie Van Halen |
Anon | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three (/mu/ cover) | 24-Apr-20 | Against /his/ |
Rush | Closer to the Heart | 19-Jan-20 | Against /u/, in memorial of Neil Peart |
Dave Rodgers | Don't Stop the Music | 9-Nov-19 | Joint anthem with /o/ |
マクロスMACROSS 82-99 | New Dawn | 16-Feb-19 | Joint anthem with /gd/ |
John McCrae | In Flander's Fields | 11-Nov-18 | Joint anthem with /his/ |
Leonard Cohen | Diamonds in the Mine | 12-Nov-16 | Against /vr/, in memorial of Leonard Cohen |
David Bowie | Five Years | 13-Aug-16 | Joint anthem with /e/ |
Diane Williams | Jesus Can Work It Out | 17-May-15 | Joint anthem with /cgl/ |
Everybody Ought To Know Who Jesus Is | 20-Jul-14 | Against /wg/ | |
Josip On Deck | Anime Pussy | 1-Mar-14 | Against /h/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | Every ITAOTS song at the same time | 22-Feb-14 | Against /gif/ |
Anon | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | 1-Sep-13 | Against /b/ |
Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 1-Sep-13 | Against /int/ |
Terrance Hundley | Praise Him, He's Worthy to Be Praised | 31-Aug-13 | Against /h/ |
Goalhorns
Player | Artist | Song | Date | Notes |
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Default goalhorn | Animal Collective | Sports Brother | ||
8.4 Best New Midfielder | Sleep | Marijuanaut's Theme | ABC2018 | |
David Bowie | David Bowie | Moonage Daydream | WC2016 | |
For Less Than The Cost of a Big Mac | Big Black | Passing Complexion | SC2021 | |
Frankie Sinatra | The Avalanches | Frankie Sinatra | ABC2016-WC2017 | |
Jeff Mangum | Neutral Milk Hotel | Holland 1945 | WC2016-SBC2022 | |
Jeff Mangum | DoctorOctoroc | Holland 1945 8Bit Cover | WC2022 | Against /vr/ |
Jeff Mangum | Neutral Milk Hotel | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | SC2013-SC2015 | |
Jeff Mangum | Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | SC2013 | Against /int/ |
John Lennon | John Lennon | Woman is the Nigger of the World | SBC2019-WC2022 | |
Kanye West | Kanye West | I Love It/Lift Yourself | ABC2018 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Inanimate Sensation | WC2022 | Against /biz/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Spikes | SC2021 | Against /biz/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | I Keep Giving Bad People Good Ideas | SC2021 | Against /jp/ |
MC Ride | IVELISCHPFULI | No Love/Bfg Division Mashup | SC2021 | Against /vr/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Steroids | SBC2019 - ABC2019, SC2021 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Bottomless Pit | WC2021-SBC2022 | Against /trv/ and /vst/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Black Paint | WC2021-SC2021 | Against /c/ in WC2021, Against /biz/ in SC2021 |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Hustle Bones | ABC2020 | Against /bant/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | I Break Mirrors With My Face in the United States | ABC2020 | Against /tg/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | More Than The Fairy | SC2016-WC2019 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Hothead | WC2016 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Inanimate Sensation | SC2015 | Against /b/,/f/,/cm/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Why a Bitch Gotta Lie | SC2015 | Against /gd/,[s4s] |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Inanimate Sensation | SBC2015 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | I've Seen Footage | SC2014 | |
MC Ride | Love Grips | Hip to Be Noided | WC2014 | |
MC Ride | Death Grips | Klink | SC2013 | Against /int/ |
MC Ride | Death Grips | I've Seen Footage (Cover) | SC2013 | Against /h/,/x/ |
MF Doom | MF Doom | I Hear Voices | WC2021 | |
Michael Gira | Swans | Stay Here | SC2015-ABC2018 | |
Pierro Scaruffi | Captain Beefheart | My Human Gets Me Blues | ABC2020 | |
Piero Scaruffi | Banaroo | Dubi Dam Dam | ABC2019 | |
Sufjan Stevens | Sufjan Stevens | Come On! Feel the Illinoise! | WC2016 | |
Talentless Hack | Lou Reed | Beautiful Day/Metal Machine Music | WC2014-WC2015,ABC2019,SBC2022 | |
Talentless Hack | The Velvet Underground | Sister Ray | WC2019 |
Victory Anthems
Artist | Song | Date | Notes |
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Neutral Milk Hotel | The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three | Default victory anthem | |
Metallica & Lou Reed | Brandenburg Gate | 06-May-22 | Against /vst/ |
The Beatles | Can't Buy Me Love | 04-Feb-22 | Against /biz/ |
Midori | Yukiko-san | 25-Jul-21 | Against /jp/ |
Kanna lost her jaw | Never Meant (Super Mario 64 Soundfont) | 17-Jul-21 | Against /vr/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 13-Feb-20 | Against /trv/ |
The re/mu/sters | Helter Skelter (/mu/ cover) | 6-Feb-21 | Against /x/ |
Your Favorite Martian | Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis) | 31-Jan-21 | Against /d/ |
Yo La Tengo | Sugar Cube | 8-Nov-20 | Against /fa/ |
Anon | 2deep4u.avi | 8-Nov-20 | Against /p/ |
Dalek | Classical Homicide | 7-Nov-20 | Against /n/ |
Meatloaf | Bat Out of Hell | 31-Oct-20 | Against /w/ |
David Bowie | Little Wonder | 23-Oct-20 | Against /v/ Was supposed to be Drum n Bowie's goalhorn |
The re/mu/sters | Helter Skelter (/mu/ cover) | 9-Oct-20 | Against /tg/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 25-Jan-20 | Against /fit/ |
Kanye West | Selah | 26-Oct-19 | Against /ck/ |
C418 | Cat | 18-May-19 | Against /v/ |
Weezer | The Sweater Song | 13-Oct-18 | Against /cgl/ |
Meatloaf | Bat Out of Hell | 12-Oct-18 | Against /o/ |
Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 26-Feb-17 | Against /vp/ |
Belle and Sebastian | Judy and the Dream of Horses | 18-Feb-17 | Against /mlp/ |
Sufjan Stevens | Come On! Feel the Illinoise! | 6-Nov-16 | Against /g/ |
Macintosh Plus | リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー | 5-Mar-16 | Against /f/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | Holland 1945 | 15-Aug-15 | Against /cm/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | Holland 1945 | 8-Aug-15 | Against /sci/ |
Run The Jewels | Oh My Darling (Don't Cry) | 13-Feb-15 | Against /vp/ |
Lil B | I Love You | 3-Aug-14 | Against /hr/ |
Neutral Bling Hotel | King of Jesus Walks, Pts 2 & 3 | 3-Aug-14 | Against /vg/ |
The Bug | Fuck a Bitch(Ft. Death Grips) | 2-Aug-14 | Against /po/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 26-Jul-14 | Against /ic/ |
Neutral Milk Hotel | I Love How You Love Me | 14-Feb-14 | Against /gd/ |
Death Grips | Face Melter | 1-Sep-13 | Against /b/ |
Steklovata | Novi God | 1-Sep-13 | Against /int/ |
Terrance Hundley | Praise Him, He's Worthy to Be Praised | 31-Aug-13 | Against /h/ |
Lil B | In Down Bad | 24-Aug-13 | Against /x/ |
Chants
Chant | Link |
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Autism Collective | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fz7oEmit9o |
ARE YOU RECORDING ME | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYKJ05MD-QQ |
Eleanor Rigby... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuS5NuXRb5Y |
FAST AND BULBOUS | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcZYOENgcQ |
I GRIEVE IN STEREO | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs |
ITGOESITGOESITGOES | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E |
KKB Death Grips | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZexwGDjxrpk |
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvW8Z7kiws |
SCUUUUUUM GANG | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y |
JUST LIKE JIM MORRISON. FAT. UGLY. DEAD. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0si0fB0lnow |
Time Machine Modulus | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk |
Toilet Sounds | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3EKEwMXmXY |
The Fact That... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7PzbJk7kBY |
Loveless Vacuum | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7KQIutYh4 |
Waving My Dick In The Wind | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiB9Fdj02fo |
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ |
Everyone knows, that you, are fucked up | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMYPpY7Mrt0 |
WHHHHHHYYYYY ME | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNURRlc4XYg |
Pleb Discovers True Patrician Music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sbZ66UMqc |
I AM THE TABLE | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-TRRzly5Nc |
BRR BRR DING | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8 |
Bink bink bink... bink moon... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgHdUeMHTwc |
BASED GOD | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab9DM23onBk |
BUMBLEBEE | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2gRuIE_sjo |
*Frank Zappa Noises* | https://vocaroo.com/1ifdxEZ8q2oZ |
Took my daddy from me | https://youtu.be/E_5DRKZI1Ow?t=305 |
CIA funded circus music | https://vocaroo.com/1nnbYJzXTqRf |
Honors and Auties
2012 Summer Cup:
Best Goalhorn2013 Summer Cup:
Runner Up
The Golden Glove2014 Summer Cup:
Champions
The Golden Boot
The Golden Glove
Team of the Tournament
Bandwagoner's Choice
Best Goalhorn
Best Anthem
Best Manager2015 Winter Cup:
Least Improved Team
Biggest Upset2016 Winter Cup:
The Golden Glove2017 Winter Cup:
Runner Up
Biggest Upset2017 Summer Cup:
The Wooden Spoon
Least Improved Team
Worst Managers
Biggest Spaghetti Moment2020 Autumn Babby Cup:
Runner Up
The Golden Boot
Best Althorn
Match of the Tournament
(Own) Goal of the Tournament2021 Winter Cup:
The Golden Ball (tied)
Best Althorn (tied)
Gallery
Pleb Test: Can you name all the kit inspirations?
/mu/ circa 2012
/mu/ circa Dec 2013
Tag Teams
/mugd/ - Tag Team Cup 2 Patrician music meets patrician art |
2-1-2 |
/comu/ - Tag Team Cup 4 4 Fingered characters play in a band |
1-0-3 |
/omu/ - Tag Team Cup 5 Driving songs, pass the aux cord, bro |
0-0-3 |
/s4mu/ - Tag Team Cup 6 Ween, the team |
3-1-3 |
Rivalries
As an original sixteen team and a champion, it stands to reason that /mu/ has a storied history in the 4chan cup and a host of rivalries to go along with it. These rivalries have been important, recurring, and most of all, loads of fun!
The Ol' War Song The best rivalries develop organically. /mu/-/k/ is the perfect example of this and in many ways the perfect rivalry in the 4chan cup. /mu/’s oldest and fiercest rivals, the /k/ommandos have never failed to meet up with the /mu/tants somewhere along the way whenever both teams have made their way to the same tournament. The first meeting between these two storied sides occurred in the original 2011 Summer Cup, which /mu/ took by a scoreline of 2-1. /k/ however returned fire next Winter, defeating /mu/ in a penalty shootout on their way to hoisting a 4chan cup. Once again, the two sides met the following Summer Cup, which ended in an explosive 3-3 stalemate in the group stages. Meeting again next Winter, we were to see a completely different story. /mu/ would reassert their dominance in style, outgunning the weapons board by seven goals to one, led by captain Jeff Mangum’s then-record 5 goals in a single game, helping send /k/ down to their first-ever babby cup. The two would not meet again until /mu/’s own Championship run in Summer 2014, where the game was decided in /mu/’s favor off a late Talentless Hack goal. Back in Winter, the /k/ommandos look to find /mu/ somewhere on the battlefield so they may tip the scales of this historic rivalry back in their favor, and the /mu/tants not only expect but relish the opportunity to meet the old enemy on the field once more in the best rivalry in the 4chan Cup. /a/ and /sp/ wish they could have a rivalry this great. /mu/ leads this rivalry with 4 wins, 1 draw, and 1 loss. |
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The White Whale SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL |
1-0-3 |
The Spoon and the Fury Bob Dylan has a Nobel Prize in Literature. |
1-1-1 |
Band Member Timeline (outdated)
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Elite Cups | ||
Preceded by 2013 /wg/ |
Summer Champions 2014 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2015 2016 /mlp/ |
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