Rigged Wiki:Players of the week
This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece, contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
February
Wednesday, 13th of February
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Hitler  /pol/
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| Build: 180cm, 66kg | |||
| Player Skills: S03, S08, S12, S14, S16, S26 | |||
| Playing Style: Box to Box | |||
| Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around -- and then we found -- the man for you and me! ...in any case, it may not be springtime, but /pol/ is back! And there's no better striker to herald the return of a /pol/arizing stalwart than the Führer himself. After all, at a time where Moonman was too busy leading right-wing death squads to sniff out undesirables in the locker rooms, and Alex Jones was too busy being addled by the chemicals in the water to shoot on target, who persevered and brought home the trophy for /pol/? Natürlich niemand anderes als der Führer. Behind Hitler all /pol/ follows. Before him, the Winter Cup, and tomorrow, the world. |
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March
Saturday, 23rd of March
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No >YOUR< Program Sucks  /3/
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| Build: 175cm, 66kg | |||
| Player Skills: S08, S13, S24 | |||
| Playing Style: The Destroyer | |||
| Imagine being scored on by a non-medal CMF. What kind of shitty team would let that happen to them?
Now imagine getting scored on by said non-medal CMF thrice. Fortunately, there's no player in a better position to shit on other teams than renowned /3/ shitposter No >YOUR< Program Sucks, and this Winter, he did just that. Part of /3/'s ironclad midfield, this player has somehow managed to transmute years of experience in shitflinging about software into shots flung cleanly into the opposing goal. With a brace against /pol/, an extra goal against /tg/, and a quick three-minute shot during a quarterfinal rematch against the ledditors, it's the shitposter's record that best shows off the lethality and tightly-controlled midfield of this Winter's /3/, where seemingly any player could score and any forward drive was a threat — one that took the eventual cup winners /gd/ in order to dismantle. While /3/ may not have taken the star, they came damn well close, and it's in great part thanks to this embodiment of /3/. Which, by the way — wasn't made in Maya (it's shit), or 3DS Max (it's shit) — it was made in Blender. You heard me right, get fucked. And that goes for any of you shit Babby-ass teams still doubting /3/ after this run — next Summer, he'll be shitting on you. |
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